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Laptop iz teh best!
Conga reindeers tu yu anni! Yu wud lyke sum tee an skones? Yu iz feelin beddur?
Ai aern’t 2 bad thx – sertinlee nawt az bad az Ai spektid 2 be! Still a bit feberish an hedaky, but up an abowt teh howse.
Ai berry glad tu heer dat! I hopez yu iz wun hunnerd purcint suun!
ohai parrothead, hows fings wif yoo?
Iz yu steel snowd in? Hour pleh sno iz finely goin awai, iz fiftee deegreeez heer tudai (fair in height)
We has had myld wevver fur teh lass fyoo dais an awl teh sno iz gon.
Ohai PH, Wii just gotted shuvvloled owt. it snowed until abowt 1 yestidai afturnoon. Dem still is mobing teh snoes awf main street.
ohai anni, glad to see yoo iz doing better. my boi wuz hedakey an feverish wen him had teh oinkyfloo, but it didnt taking him too long to get up an abowt agin, an himz fever lasted less tahn a weekweekweek. sownds liek yoo are habbing a mild case ob it too an shuld be better in no time!
Aifink dey say it iz mild in teh elderlee – an Ai haz bean elderlee fur ober 10 yeers! (Ai gotted sent 2 teh “Elderlee Medisin” dipartmint at teh horsepiddlol wen Ai wus 60!)
hmm, ifinkso yoo iz not “elderlee.” yoo iz abowt teh same ayj az my parints, so elderlee wuld be at leest 10 yeerz older tahn that!
i had a liddle skared wen my boi had it, an a wurry abowt my ovver boi – iz hardest on teh teens an yung adults, tehy say. but my yunger boi gotted better pretty fast, an my older boi haz been fine, an tehy say teh wurst ob it seems to be past.
Ai aer teh awldist in teh famblee noaw! Ai aer wurrid dat Puddy_tat mite hab catched it – him manijd 2 get heer affer awl an wuz a grate halp – him went an gotted teh Tamiflu fur me – Ai juss hoep him staiz well.
Ptagh! 60 nawt bees Elderlee!!1! Theze daze, 60 is praktikly pediatric! Adn 70′s is teh new 40′s. Peeps nawt bees Elderlee tillat leest 85 aifinkso. (Ai keeps tellin maiselfs.) (Just hadda birfday, adn turned 59 for teh first tyme. Ai plans to spend several yearz tuning up this 59th birthday ’til Ai gets it just rite. Second annual 59th birthday sillybrashun planned for December 2010, oyesh.)
(Ohai Anni!)
In TTI, u aer uffishullee elderlee at 60! Duz hab sum adbantijiz tho – Ai haz free bus trabul awl ober Ingerland, ridoosed trane fairz an free priskripshun meds (Tho myne wuz awlreddee free bicoz uf a medikul condishun)
Humf! Funneh ideaz abowt defining elderleez in teh TTI, tehy hazzem! Oh well. Now tehy needz to issue littlol badgez for teh over-60′s taht sez,
“Ai’m an elder, so yu needz to shuddup adn lissen to mii, punk! Ai knows wot Ai’m tawking abowtz!!”…
aifinkso dat be gud ide a. Ai wud liek wun tu.
Ai noe wun purrsun hoo haz a badj dat sez him iz a reesyklold teanayjur!
I’ll hab wun ov eech!
Dass eben beddur!
Ah wil hab seben uv eech!
I currently have one on my lap desk how does that fit?
iz a laptopdesk?
desktoplap?
toplapdesk?
hmm. *haz a ponder*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Beekers03, MysteriaKiito, an Mr_Kitteh an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, rich ‘n’ buttery yello caeks wif crunchy topping and wippy kreem, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on top, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay!! teh wuden balls are paynted to luk liek trol hed, an wen yoo wakk tehm wif teh crokay mallets tehy make funny trolly noyzez! and also goodie bags filled wif wind-up raysing callypiddars, ittybitty photo buks for keeping pikshurs obyor favrite aminlols and peeples, kandee, an sparkly snoman stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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*unbold*
Yay! Fanks, burfday fairy! Adn happi burfdayz to all teh involved cheezpeeps! *Munches slice of fudjy burfday caek, nom nom nom, adn sips teh frooty party punch*
*Noks crokay ball adn watchezit rollaway, sayin “fotoshopt… fotoshopt… fotoshopt…” *
Ai traine tu getting mai blooniss bak, sew ai see ifn dis werks nao.
*crossis fingurs an tows an iis*
Yay! U aer bloo!
Yay nicewitch! Yu can haz bloo!
Itt werks! itt werks!!! Ai has mai blooniss agin!!
(noet tu self: wen awl els fayuls, reed teh destrukshuns, eeben doe dat taeks awl teh challinj owt ob itt.)
no rack mount?
mebbe nawt rackmount, but all kittehs is instawled wif manees of teh blade servers.
aww, omg! i have two cats who look just like these two… only cuter
I have a laptop that thinks this is his keyboard.Ends up a floor model when he gets carried away.I love this one,best laugh in many days…
Kittehz – Teh Ultimit Lappy-tawp!
Ohai Red! Sarah adn Dini bein teh lapwarmer kittehs todai?
Ohai, Lungdoc!
No, Sarah iz in teh chayre an Dini iz nexst to me awn teh cowch.
Iz enny of ur kittehs lap-cats?
Bofe of teh kittehs are lap-cats intermittentlee. Mostly tehy just walk awai wehn we callem… but now adn then if Ai sit down adn prop teh feetz up, lisnin to musiks or whatnot, one of teh kittehs will crawl up on mai belleh adn purr… ah, teh good lyfes…
My 130-pound St. Bernard was a laptop, too.
Oyesh! Fine friendly puppehs, ‘specially when they were just outside in teh snow/mud/Gawdelpus and haven’t quite decided whether to shake the stuff all over the room or to just rub it off on your clothes…
Mist da riet plais inna fred butt Happi Burfday Lungdoc. Mai yu habs menny moar 59th burfdays. Ai wuz 49 fur kwyte a fyoo yeerz an nao Aiz gunna hab my forf 59th burfday. **Frows cormfettyz an streemerz att Lungdoc an awl ubbers hoo sillybrate burfdaiz**
Ohaii Fuzzywhisker! Fanks for teh burfday wishez. (Burfday was awn teh 25th, adn it haz been a happee weekend here; aihopeso yu haz a happy also!!1!)
*nods nods nods*
Yesh, and so sharing wiv teh drools! and the shedding hares! and the giant muddy pawprints on your clean duvet! Such luverly goggies…
Ohai red. Ai finully got digged aowt uf teh snoebanks.
Ohai, WRr!
Glad u iz owt of teh snowz!
Need halp gettin wamed bak up?
*ahem*
Ai can has ur attenshuns, pls? Ai has teh liddol nownsmint. An dis bees Teh nownsmint ai hassing teh beri mikst fiilings abowt, but moastlee nawt gud.
Ai ar gonna bee teh Kitteh-Gramma erlee in teh Gnu Yeer, cos mai littoltynee Baysmint Cat, Brynna, has teh pregnints. Teh papa (aka teh raypist) bees Bob, teh beri yung an preecowshus creemee-bayj hoemliss wayf ai tuk in 6 tu 8 weeeks agow. Brynna bees 2-1/2 yeers; Bob bees arownd 7 munfs.
Ai did nawt want dis tu happin, teh whirrld nawt needs moar kittehs. Neevur ob dem is tutord yet, cos ai doant has teh munnees ($200 foar him, $350 foar hur). Ai traid tu kiips dem seprit, eeben doe ai (stoopidlee) thot Bob wuz ‘tu yung’ tu bovver hur. Ai shut dem in seprit ruums – Bob can opin dors. Ai dowst Brynna wif tee-tree oyl awn hur nek an hur bum, sew she smelt bad an taystid wurse – ai priddee shur ai herd Bob laffin at mii.
Enneewae, teh deed wuz dun, eeben doe teh tu ob dem doan eeben liek eech uvver. Ai spottid the sines wif Brynna abowt a week ago. Ai has a wurreed cos seh’s sew littol (ebreewun finks seh’s ownlee six munfs, but seh’s tu an a haff yeers, jus tynee) an Bob’s sew big – gonna bee teh 15-powndur, aifinksew. Ai wurreed teh kittins wil bee tu big foar hur tu dilivvur, an she’ll die.
Sumwun sed taek hur tu hoomayn sisytee, but 1) yu has tu gibs dem munnees tu taek nawt-stray animols, 2) dey wud nebber gibs hur bak tu mii, an 3) den day’ll kill hur wen noebuddee wants tu dopt hur. Dis mai baby gurl.
I never meant this to happen. I never meant to turn into this person who can’t look after her family. I never meant to be this sad frightened middle-aged failure who can’t cope. I never meant to be out of work, out of hope, out of time, out of my mind. I never meant all of this to come pouring out.
And I’m sorry to dump this on all of you, but I have nowhere else. I’m sorry.
Oh deer nicewitch – Ai doan’t hab enny werds 2 cumfort u we aer heer fur u an u duzn’t hab 2 be sorree. U did ur best an sumfing wull tern up.
{{{nicewitch}}}
NAwt tu haz a sorree!!
Iz teh rite plaes tu be wif dis problum.
Teh cheezpeepz gibs U lawtz uf halps and supports.
Sumwun will haz teh gud eyed deer dat will solb Ur problim (oar at leest maek it nawt so bad)
{{{nicewitch}}}
Sinse yoo iz in VLC, I wud sugest contaktin p-k an seein wut eye-deas hur mite has. I kno hur haz had a bizzee, so it mite tayk a whiel foar hur to get bak to yoo, butt I finkso hur wud has teh bestest eye-deas.
Gud luk, deer wun.
Odeer nicewitch, pleez tu nawt be sawwree heer! Ai wish ai had wurds ov wizdum, butt (!) ai kin onlee komfurt. Yu mai be surprized, since Bob iz still sew yung. Brynna mai du fine. Aifinkso rhsb’s sug jest chun izza gud wun, PK know lawts of fings bowt dis kind ov stuffz, an knowz resources in yur area. Ai will bee sayin a prayur fur yu an Brynna. Keep teh fayth! And pour out anytime here. {{{{nicewitch}}}
Deer nicewitch,
ai haz no words ov wizdom, neiver, butt–u haz mai eers (mai ayes) adn mai thouts and prayurz.
Fur da nex tyem, dere r nootur & spay plaices dat gib huge diskountz 2 peoplol hoo doin da rite thing, butt hazznt gotz awl da monees-heer, itz throo da SPCA. jus axe da local peeples at da sheltur about ennie programz laek dat.
Adn keep ur chin up. ((((nicewitch)))).
wee needz to take up a a collection to get Bob fixed now and Brynna spayed after the kittens are weaned. I don’t know how to do this, but other peeps must know how to do this.
ai had an idea abowt mayking a 2010 calolendar with photos from cheezfrens. peeps could buy the calolendar and we cud use the profits for things like this.
duz this sound like a good idea?
are ther 12 cheezpeeps who wud be able to provide good quality photos of their kittehs?
Is a gud idee, aifinkso, tessm. ai can halp!
{{{nicewitch}}}
pls to nawt aplologize foar “dumping” on us. iz okay. ai hopes it haz maded u feelz a liddul better.
alsew, plz try to nawt call urself a failure. bad things happen, iz troo. sumtimes we can halp whut happens and sumtimes we can’t. ai am sure yoo have been doing the best yoo can — you tryed to do what u cud do in the circumstances — and that maykes you NAWT a failure.
aifinkso we will find a way to mayke things better. ai bet we can find a low-cost spay and neuter program neer u. my DH and ai are happy to donayte munnies to such programs — and if it halps a cheezfren, even better.
it luuks to me as if getting Brynna spayed is the bigger isshoo, and then Bob can be tutored later, as long as he is kept inside.
onlee fing is, u mite has to desyde if yoo wants to have Brynna spayed naow even tho she is alreddee preggers. the anesthesia wud cause her to abort. ai donut bring this up to mayke u or ennywun else sad, but onlee because it is a decision that will havta be mayde, and ai wud nawt want it to be a surprise.
oh my! lotsa resources heer. put the www in front.
savesamoa.org/html/spay_neuter.html#USCan
Ai bin reedin abowt teh spay/abort possibillitee – ai duz fink dat wud be bestist foar Brynna an teh cat populayshun jenrillee. Ai trying tu figger owt hao far alawng hur preggerniss is, sew ai kin aks at teh sheltur an cawl sum vets.
Tank yew foar ur kynd wurds, yu ar awl halpin mii.
Fankees, guis, foar awl ur kyndniss an cumfurts.
Ders bin lawts ob yukkees bildin up foar teh last fyoo munfs, an riting dat daown jus opinnd teh fludgaets. Ai startid wif teh leekee iis wyol ai wuz ritin, an den jus sat an craid. Furst tiem in munfs. Ai jus cudint bee ‘braev’ enneemoar tudae. Mai bestist frend gots hyooj prollums ob his own tu lukking aftur wifowt mii adding tu it, an ai trais nawt tu gib mai TTI famblee teh wurrees abowt mii cos ders nufink dey can du abowt ennee ob dis ennewae, sew ai nawt has mush support in RL. Ai beri graitful foar teh lubs an cumfurts ai fynds wif yu heer in Cheezland.
Ai wil sending Prysma-Kitty teh askings foar adbies, an du wut seh sez foar teh prepairings. Ai doan noes nuffin bowt burfin’ noe babbehs!!
{{{{{{{{{{awl mai Cheezfrends, hu bees wunnerful}}}}}}}}}}
Brynna kan bi deh spayed ealry in deh pregnenci. Ai wil hepl tu pai fur it ifn U lets me no wer tu send muni. Ai cant paid it awl bt wl sind 100 usd tu yu. adz mi az fren an ai wil sen mai e-mail address tu yu n u kin sen mi snail mail address
Oh, Shadow83 – dat bees such a noffur ob kyndniss frum yu! But, ai wuz nawt aksking Teh Cheezfrends foar munnees – eksept foar heer, wii bees straynurs tu eech uvver, an foar awl yu noes, ai cud bee teh ick-ptooii con-artiste tryin tu steel ur munnees!! Bless ur jeneriss, jeneriss hart – ai has teh leekee iis again.
Ai ar goaing tu trai selling sum fings awn teh eBay an awn Kijiji, ai has wae tu mush
junkvalyoobul kollektibuls, ennewae.Ai klikked awn ur bloo naem, cos ai wud has teh honnurd tu bee ur Cheezfrend, but gottid sent bak tu mai oan payj. Ifn yu sends mii teh frending rikwest, ai wil frending yu imij…himeed….rite awae.
ai haz senddedfren reques tu yu.
An yu nao bees mai Cheezfrend!!
Chk yur meessages
lolz diz pictur iz cut
mai kitteh wouldz likz boh
O hai, guise! Just got back a little while ago from a mini-Cheezmeet with idansdansdans and Mommeh of LCB. U can click my bloo name for teh pix. There is a short video, but is still being inspected, detected and neglected by teh tubes of you.
We hads teh good time, teh good fuds and teh good funs. U shoulda been there!
Ohai LCB! Fanks for sharin teh pixures! Looks lyke a loveli tyme!!1!
Eww, Windows XP..
Wicked, has a similar desktopcat. Identical stripes and colours. Could swear thats my cat
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