Oh nose! Hold on, Kracht!
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights flasheding
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature fizzy ginja (NP) ale
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv tiger stripez on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads Kracht to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely little mimosa in a pretty glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
Tink ob vacuuming oar sumfin !!
Oh nose! Hold on, Nennepus!
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights flasheding
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature aussie beer
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place (moastly)
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of spring flourz on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads Nennepus to the splort recovery lounge wiv a view of aussie beechis in a fraime on teh wall *
*Here’s a lovely little drinc in a pretty glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
Tink ob shubbeling sno or sumfin !!
*luks up weekweekweekly*
*holds on tite to the drink*
thanks PB! that was a hefty splort!!!
*goes to think about taxes, elebenty meters of snow and sahr-cow-zee*
iz nawt gnu! iz a wildebeesk!
i mozly lurks adn pop ins 4 2 imbarask myz elf.
sumteims i uses Popeye’s pronunskiations, oar Pogo speak, oar Krazy & Ignatz (lil dollink) spelleringz. hard 2 unnerstandz my aown selfs sumteims!
Ying-tong-iddle-i-po!!1
Ohai bamahern! Ai gatherz taht yu ar a scholar ov teh Goon Showz. In mai listeningz Ai noted taht they seem to use “hern” occasionally as a term for Amerikanz. But Ai can’t find any reference to teh word elsewherez. Kan yu enlyten mih?
Bamahern iz an awld frend heer. AND mysterious! We spent a long taim trying to find out waht yoo just sed. Ai think bamahern wud be thrilled to see sumwun hoo finallee “got” it!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up 3cats’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, fankee, Annipus! Is mai nawt-sekond Splort, and ai had a scared!
MMmmmm Chawklit always maeks eberyting better!
An, Ohai eberyone, Gud Morning?nite. Many wishes yu awl had da gud Hololidaze!
Ohai Jack!
Fankee for da beautiful poam. Is bery nice of you! OOo, frozen M&M’s = nomilishesness.
Is dere wai to fren you, since you not has da blooness?
Fankee agin sew mush for da lubly poam!! *Hedbonks*
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Ai haz a permunentent splort rite nao! Wif Pyewacket o yesh! Chek owt teh LOL Ai maeded and see teh pikshurs! ai needs to go naps nao! Had 2 mush payne so Ai ben up too lawng! {{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}} Ai confesseded teh hole fing! Aifinkso!
Want itta bitta tigeh. Want gib himz snorgles an ticklol himz wiskerz. Iz tu kyoot bebbeh. Shud bee illeegul tu bee dat kyoot. Himz grouw upp tu killify sokks an paypurr towlols.
oh noes – D-R is down!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts D-R in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
here’s the tax-instruction book – read this, shud help the unsplorting!
I hope that’s not one of those poor cats bred for deformities because it’s “cute.” The poor things suffer discomfort and outright pain their entire lives. This site should work to ban images of such cats. It’s disgusting, and it just encourages morons to keep breeding the deformed things for their own sick pleasure.
Erm…izza kittehn. A cayute, floofy, helfy luuking adorimable kittehn. Ahm nawt shure wat u see dere taht wud maik u sai izza kat ‘bred fer deformitees’. Relax an enjoi teh pixure.
Hai agin Kthbxi…de cute lil kitteh is 100% normal..de kitteh is only about 8-10 weeks old….ifn it had longer legz DEN dere wud be a problem….doan stress so much ober de photos….if dey wazn Ok dey wud NEVER mak it 2 dis site. Dats why dey haf de moderators! Dey is lookin afta de welbean of all de animals on deh site..dey woan let anyfing “suspect” on here. Sendin’ u some happi thorts. x
O noze! U haz tew bee kairful bowt splortin wen teh CCC haz moovd tew teh neggst lol JJ!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC bak frum teh uvver lol!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
*scoop de brainz intu collindar*
*wash wid tonic water and gin (fur disi–killin bad tings)*
*pak pak pak de brainz*
*Taype taype taype taype taype taype taype*
*putz KKC in teh bed wid chocolatz and hawt appel cider*
An ai aer feerse
an sew iz teh mini tigger !! * onli joekin tehre, Anni !! *
Conga tiggerz awn leedin the freewai ty !!
Thx PB!
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
oh – and – uh – SPLORT!!!
O oh oh, lemme take u to the cheezhospital
oh wait, what a kyoot kitteh!
oh crap
*SPLORT*
Oh nose! Hold on, Kracht!
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights flasheding
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature fizzy ginja (NP) ale
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv tiger stripez on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads Kracht to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely little mimosa in a pretty glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
Tink ob vacuuming oar sumfin !!
Oh nose! Hold on, Nennepus!
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights flasheding
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature aussie beer
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place (moastly)
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of spring flourz on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads Nennepus to the splort recovery lounge wiv a view of aussie beechis in a fraime on teh wall *
*Here’s a lovely little drinc in a pretty glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
Tink ob shubbeling sno or sumfin !!
*luks up weekweekweekly*
*holds on tite to the drink*
thanks PB! that was a hefty splort!!!
*goes to think about taxes, elebenty meters of snow and sahr-cow-zee*
heer mi roooarrrrr !!
GMTA!!!
only wifout teh adultree…
*unsplorts*
*snerk*
*resplorts*
groan up adult treez maik woodz …
u iz klos to goin to teh nawty barnz!
Ohai Babahern !! Ar yu nyu ?? * Waivz blak furry paw !! *
iz nawt gnu! iz a wildebeesk!
i mozly lurks adn pop ins 4 2 imbarask myz elf.
sumteims i uses Popeye’s pronunskiations, oar Pogo speak, oar Krazy & Ignatz (lil dollink) spelleringz. hard 2 unnerstandz my aown selfs sumteims!
Ying-tong-iddle-i-po!!1
ohai Bamahern!!
*eggstends floofeh paw of frendship*
welcome out of lurker dome! no one embarassis themselbs heer – is cheezland!!!
{{{{bamahern}}}}
Ohai bamahern! Ai gatherz taht yu ar a scholar ov teh Goon Showz. In mai listeningz Ai noted taht they seem to use “hern” occasionally as a term for Amerikanz. But Ai can’t find any reference to teh word elsewherez. Kan yu enlyten mih?
Hooray fur yoo, Lungdoc!!!
Bamahern iz an awld frend heer. AND mysterious! We spent a long taim trying to find out waht yoo just sed. Ai think bamahern wud be thrilled to see sumwun hoo finallee “got” it!!
haz a cayreflol PB-eatz shutes and dyezs!
wut coler dyezs? i can haz paizly?
always we can haz piezly! Iz mai favrite culler persunlolymaisefl
lurvin payslee 2 – nawt to 2 slippin mii plaid
ai gotz a plaid furm gomers mounting!!
-two
teh sekkund 2 nawt teh nawt sekkund 2
Babahern meenz “unklol wich be a hern” 2 sum uv teh Indians – frum Inja, nawt teh Merkin kindz! adn iz a unklol!
Ai has a baba oh reely. izzat simlolar?
who?
aifinkso nawt tew simlolar butt (!) a grate sawng nontehless!
Majesstikk Huntress
amz feerdz bye mennee, ekksept
t3h Vakkyoom Cleenurr!
Majesstikk Huntress.
Skurjj ubz Dustee Bunnehz andz
lawst Milk Renng Feengeez!!
Majesstikk Huntress
keepz Mawnsturrz awayz frum hurz
Prittee Wun’s hewjj Bed!!!
Jack.
Mini wun dai; madgestic teh nekst !!
OMCC!! Look at datfayse! Da liddle noze!
*SPLORT!*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up 3cats’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, fankee, Annipus! Is mai nawt-sekond Splort, and ai had a scared!
MMmmmm Chawklit always maeks eberyting better!
An, Ohai eberyone, Gud Morning?nite. Many wishes yu awl had da gud Hololidaze!
anuvver munstruss good po-eat tree by Mr Deth. wayre duz he gets it?
iz leik teh flagon uv teh Ice Giants
Dat mujjestik huntriss atax an snortz
Duz nawt kair if cheezpeepz splorts.
Annipus, iz yu feelin good enuff to be driverin’ da CCC? We doan wan’ u to hab a reclapse ov da piggy flew!
Thx fur ur konsern! Ai aer nawt feline 2 bad – Ai has had wuss cawlds!
OMCC dat bebbeh kitteh can haz teh beegest kyoot ebber! Ai’s twyin nawt tu splort!
*LOW finks ob teh vacuumin nd cleenin teh toylets (hoomin wuns!!) nd takin daown teh Krissmass twee nd puttin all dat stuff away!*
Okay, aim fyne naow!!
Good moarning ebbrywun!
Ohai, 3catsownme:
Fyndz ‘Brayn~ee Akk Vakk’
andz cleenz up t3h mess. Poarz Braynz
bakk wayr dayz beelawng!
Buddurr~Fly Band Aydz
maykz it awll prittee. Pullz daown
CHRG tyte!!
U wantz Dukk Tayp oarz
Bunjee Coardz? Rapppz upz tyte 2
hoaldz CHRG!!!
U wawntz hawt Urrl Gray
oarz Iee Bryte Tee? Awllso habz
Froazinn Milkee~Wayz!
Tukkz in sawft flooffee
Blankitt. Coodz habz ‘Roal~O’z oarz
Awllmund Hurshee Bawrz!!
Awllso habz Froazinn
M&Mz. Amz deelishsuss
wiff hawt Iee Bryte Tee!!!
Cawllz 4 Meddee~Vakk
andz Dawkturr TyneeCat 2
cannsillz himz Gawlff dayt!
Jack.
Ohai Jack!
Fankee for da beautiful poam. Is bery nice of you! OOo, frozen M&M’s = nomilishesness.
Is dere wai to fren you, since you not has da blooness?
Fankee agin sew mush for da lubly poam!! *Hedbonks*
Good morning to you lubber o’orinjwuns. Ai hopes you hab a good loliday?
Ohai melia! Yesh ai can haz teh good loliday! Howzabout yu? Is yu gnu tu teh cheezland?
*LOW extends orinj paw ov teh fwendship*
Pweesed tu meetchu!
Mini tiger is kyute! Ohhhhh …. !SPLORT!
O noze!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Ai haz a permunentent splort rite nao! Wif Pyewacket o yesh! Chek owt teh LOL Ai maeded and see teh pikshurs! ai needs to go naps nao! Had 2 mush payne so Ai ben up too lawng! {{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}} Ai confesseded teh hole fing! Aifinkso!
{{{{{KCT}}}}} haz a gud nap mai frend! Bee kairful nawt tew splort in ur sleep!
*runs to look*
Skweeeeeeeeee! Wat a cayuute kitteh lil Pye iz!!
Want itta bitta tigeh. Want gib himz snorgles an ticklol himz wiskerz. Iz tu kyoot bebbeh. Shud bee illeegul tu bee dat kyoot. Himz grouw upp tu killify sokks an paypurr towlols.
Itta bitta pritta wun……………
Omg! Mega-Splorts! Mega-Splorts!
Teh Nashnul Center for Kewtness is reporting a Splort Level Warnin of “They Don’t Have Numbers that High.” Pleez to sit down and be comfabuhls.
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Horspistols ebbe wear r gettin readee fur teh influxxof splorted branes du tu tocksic levels of teh Kewtness!!!!
oh noes – D-R is down!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts D-R in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
here’s the tax-instruction book – read this, shud help the unsplorting!
Thank u so much, Nennepus
Dat was close
Ai jess mayded munkee bred (knot wiff reel munkees). Plz tu hab sum wiffa stronk hawt cawfee. Shud halp prebbent fewchur splorts.
I hope that’s not one of those poor cats bred for deformities because it’s “cute.” The poor things suffer discomfort and outright pain their entire lives. This site should work to ban images of such cats. It’s disgusting, and it just encourages morons to keep breeding the deformed things for their own sick pleasure.
Erm…izza kittehn. A cayute, floofy, helfy luuking adorimable kittehn. Ahm nawt shure wat u see dere taht wud maik u sai izza kat ‘bred fer deformitees’. Relax an enjoi teh pixure.
Caik aneewun?
ooohhhh CAIK! tankee vewy muches *bounc bi nom* I think care troll haz kut and pastie ting hapnin.
The too-short legs, that’s what. Maybe I’m wrong. I hope so. Those poor cats don’t deserve that.
I’d sai kitteh iz about 4-5 week old and maibee “runt” uv teh litter. Mi tux wuz runt and naow beeger den hims daddy!
Hai agin Kthbxi…de cute lil kitteh is 100% normal..de kitteh is only about 8-10 weeks old….ifn it had longer legz DEN dere wud be a problem….doan stress so much ober de photos….if dey wazn Ok dey wud NEVER mak it 2 dis site. Dats why dey haf de moderators! Dey is lookin afta de welbean of all de animals on deh site..dey woan let anyfing “suspect” on here. Sendin’ u some happi thorts. x
Puffy cute upper muzzle…strong, defiant look in eyes, tough tiger attitu- oh OH!
**SPLORT**!!!!!!!!!!
O noze! U haz tew bee kairful bowt splortin wen teh CCC haz moovd tew teh neggst lol JJ!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC bak frum teh uvver lol!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Tanks..dis was furst splort for me! Waz worf it though! ***purchases blinders like for horsey harnesses to stay safe***
I am kitteh, hear me…
*SPLORT*
*luks around* Gess iz up tu mi.
*scoop de brainz intu collindar*
*wash wid tonic water and gin (fur disi–killin bad tings)*
*pak pak pak de brainz*
*Taype taype taype taype taype taype taype*
*putz KKC in teh bed wid chocolatz and hawt appel cider*
Dere yu go!
It is dangerous to go ahead, take this mini tiger with splort ammo. lol
Not many would understand the “palmtop tiger” caption i would give it
hahaha!! this is really funny!!