
OMG! Your teeth are removable?
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OMG! Your teeth are removable?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: adiadv10 via Advanced Lol Builder
An ai thot yur nekkid pinkniss wuz teh skaeree!
*Unsplortz*
Yesh, nekkid hoomans wil du dat tu yu.
Teh teefs fing jus maeks it wurserer!! EEEEWWWWW!
Congarats nicewitch awn yur nawt-sekkund! Yu wud lyk sum mimosa an poyensettas? Bubblol bubblol bubblol!
An awl mai burdie frenz weel du a dans fur yu! Stap stap stap KICK! Stap stap stap KICK!—add enfeenytum (till dey git tyred, ineeway).
Oooooo – fankees, PH!! Ai lubs teh mimosas, speshlee teh … um … er …. teh … Bytimin Cee! Yesh, dat’s it … foar teh Bytimin Cee. An teh bubblols tiklols mai noes *gigglol*
*sipsipsipsipgigglolsipsip*
Ur frens bees beri cullolerful, an sew talontid, tu!
i wil help
Put doze bak — ai duzzint wanna see dat!!!
Eew Eew Eew! Du dat in pryvit, yu heevun! An by pryvit, ai meen, ineewear ai kin nawt sea yu!
*FAYNTS* WUT else is fayke abowt U? Ur hare, Ur eyes, ur….ur….well front tops and tushes? OMG!
**Fanz KCTailkinker wiffa fevver**
**uh-pliez cold kompressiz to fourhed**
Iz berry skerry, ai nose!
Um.. if u putz dem in teh fridj.. Will dey eets on dere own ~wifowt u??
CC beeemz mi up, aiz en oberlode dwon hear
Ohai, Shadow! Wen I clickeyd on yer bloo I see MY profile>>>>
Somfings nawt rite…
Mii tu!! Shadow, u needz tu fixifying ur linkee. It sez
profile.aspx?/username=Shadow83 at deh ending part adn it shud b
profile.aspx?username=Shadow83
U just needz tu gitting rid uv deh / and awl will b well.
Same thing happened to me- purrhaps u can frendify me?
OMG! Yuz iz likz demz vmpir hoomnz …cep deyz not tkinz demz teefz out! plz not be watchin no morz “Twylit” fingz…Yuz r makinz dis kitteh fraid…Iz not sleepz no mor eber gen! Yuz mite bitz mah nek n mak me vmpir kitteh..Iz no wanz 2….Iz telz basement catz 2 get yuz outta dis howz….Yuz crzzee!!!
Ohai! Welkum to cheezland!
Ohai, kitteycatlion! Schmooz!
Hai back to u! Tanks 4 de schmooz..Iz sends u a schmooz 2!
Tanks fur ur welkum!..Iz likin ta meet de uvr peeps cheezland. Iz gwate fun x
Wair iz ebbrywun??
suffering deh Lolmas after affektz I gess!
Well, heer b sumfin tu perking ebbreewun up!!
*Tu uv deh Cween’z paigez enter
*wairing deh roy elle purplol tunicz, wite legginz
*adn deh shoez wif deh curly pointeez on deh toez
*Dey rayz dere trumpetz tu deir lipz and
*bloe a short fanfare
*Deh Cheez Town Cryer enterz kerrying a parcht mint
*In a strong voice hii reedz:
Heer ye!! Here ye!!
Hur Majesty, Cweenmj is pleezed tu annown sing
Deh furst annulol Cheezland Noo Yeerz Day Parade!!
Plz tu preparifying ur floats, marching bandz, clownz,
et setra fur paradifying on deh 8am ICHC time LOL on
Janumerry Nawt Sekkund, Tu fowzind adn Ten.
*Deh Cheez Town Cryer den nailz deh notiss ontu
*deh board on deh Town Hawl neggst tu deh
*Time kunbershun chart.
8am ICHC =
11am Pacific
12pm Mountain (noon)
1pm Central
2pm Eastern
7pm TTI
8pm Yroop
6am Sidney (neggst day)
O, dat paig awn teh leffed iz BERRY hansum in himz curlee toe shewz! Ai jist lubs a man in tites! **swoonz**
*slidez swooning couch under PH*
*cawllz YNGz tu fanning PH adn bringing hur refreshing bevrijjez*
Ai confesseded…..A noo behbeh haz cum into mai hows. Her nayme iz Pyewacket an she iz ownly 4 monfs owld. Yup. Ai did it. She iz so cyoot and so lubbing! Ai nawt planned awn it butt Ai went to te V-E-T for Inky’s Speshur krunchifuds. Dere were 2 kittehs an she wuz the littlest wun and dey sed, “U wanna hold her?” Uh. Yep. U noes teh rest. Ai confessed awn teh last LOL.
Oar akshully 2 lols bak!
Oh Hai KCT!! Deh kittyz finding us wen wii not egg specting it!!
*snerk*
If it wuz me, dere wood hav ben TEW noo bebbehs in mai howse (much tew teh disgru…desgra……a noy ants of teh current kitteh uv teh howse), Aifinkso!
Wy yu dint taik bof dem liddul bebbehz? Ai wooden be abul tu rezist. {{{{{KCT}}}}}Nd ohai ebreewunz. Haop awl yur krismesez wur gud. nity naow.
You mite as well go back an git da other one…maybeh they’ll keep eachother occupied an outta somuch trublol.
Wen u tayks ur teefs owt, duz dey still talk onna fone, lyk in dat stoopy commershul?
Wen I wuz kidlet, I yoosed ta get flustratid cuz my gran-muthur cud tayk hur teefs owt butt I cud nawt.
**BOOP**
*fliezawaifassed**
PH!
I jes saw awn tee-vee ware a kitteh an a parrott be bestest frenz! Dey eben go to teh V-E-T in teh saym carry-ur!
Cool, huh?
If yew ebber stopt, tehy wud sai, “Ar missed tihs” (armistice) !!
*Wispurs** Ai wunce byetid my grampeecat’s effurdint tablit. It wuz bubblolee an growss!
You thot it waz candee? Pleehh!
Wun moar wurd frum yew, kitteh, adn yule bi gettin a neggstra barf tihs munf !! Riet nao, k?
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* Kitteh iz libbin awn teh edge !!