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G’dai PB! Hoep ur virus purrtekshun iz up 2 dayt – Ai haz piggy floo!
Ar yu sirius ?? Tahts nawt gud, nawt gud at awl !!
Shud yu bi in horsepithotel ??
Noe thx! Puddy_tat iz goin 2 collect mai tamiflu corse wen him iz drest – it’s no wers dan a feberish cawld – Ai fink it mite juss be a cawld, but teh onlien dye-ag-no-sis sed it wuz teh floo. It meens Ai aer howsbownd fur anuvver week!
ohai anni and pb! ai’m sew soree tu here yu be poorly-sick anni
ai hopes yu be feelin lots bedder bery sune *Gizmo sends heeling beems*
Ohai Gizmo, did yu be hazzing a gud krissmuss adn bocksing dai, wif lawts ov prezzints adn noms?
ohai mmm! ai be habing teh most wunnermus krissmuss, fankoo! it has bene bery nise tu tayk a brake frum teh PeeAchDee fur a few dais (altho ai be bak tu it fur a liddle bit tudai, hmph) adn it has bene sew nise tu see fambily adn gif prezents adn get sum tu!
how be yur krissmuss?
*pounce*
ohai Gizmo!!! do u need enny help wif da PeaAychDee?!? I has may majiklol wand here – reddy tu help!!!
8)
ohai nenne! merry bee-layted krissmuss tu yu! ai can has 62,000 werds writted-up noa
ai has jsut teh last chappyter tu finish adn a few revishuns tu du adn den its awl dun! sew ifn yu cud waive yur majiklol wand and gib me sum energy adn inspirayshun (adn tri nawt to be vanishing eny uf teh chappyters dis tyme!) ai wud be bery graytful 
*flickrs fruu big book ob spells (for beginners)*
ah – deers the purrfekt wun!
*swishes and flicks the wand*
*beems an beems an beems of enerjy krossis the norf see*
there u go!
Ai fink aill stay away frum your paijis this thyme!!
ohfankee, nenne, its werking alreddy aifinkso
adn on dat note, ai shud be going – aim gointu werk fur a liddle longer adn den it’ll be tyme tu visit fambily adn eet tu much left over turkey agin 
hab a luberly bocksing day, cheezfrends! bai fur noa! *hugs*
see ya!!
we’re habbing turkey tuday tu – at BHs auntie an unklol…
Monring Nennepus!! Maybee Gizmo just needs a nice big cup ov yur reelee nice cawfee? Mite werk!!
ooh – gud poynt JCH4K!!!
*gets the nespresso macheen out*
what can I get u?
ai has espresso – dark, reelee dark, reelee reelee dark, darker than reelee reelee reelee dark, lungo – lite or dark – and flabored cawfee – apricot, gingerbredd or chestnut!
enuff for awl!!
Tar, Nenne …. Oooh dotz !!
Fur taht “git up an go” feline, visit ar finest cawfee shop in CheezLand, Nennepus’s “Kik Start Yur Day.”
Sew yu r goen tu bi Gizmo, DOF (dokta ob filosifee) ??
ai will be Dr Gizmo, att yur service! ai will be no halp in a mediclol emerginsee, butt (!) ifn yu need me tu recomend a buk den ai’m yur gal
Ai had teh sooper krissmus too, wif teh famblee, adn teh animolols, adn a naice rest. Ai be sendin yu energizing beems furr finishin teh PeeAchDee – nawt far to going nao!!
oh fankoo, mmm
adn ai’m glad tu be heering dat yu had such a luberly krissmuss tu! enjoy teh rest uf yur bocksing dai!
Ohai Gizmo adn seasoned greeting !! * recyclold greetingz (joek) *
*snerk*
Ohai anni, dat’s nawt gud noos at awl, yu juss tayk cayre adn keep warm adn nom teh tameefloo. Getweelsunebeems coming yu wai!
No DoctorTinyCat ?? * Hopez itz onli flew !! *
PB orlwaiz haz teh normel flu jab eech yeer butt(!) iz nawt flew seezun ober heer adn ai hab nawt had teh piggy flue jab yet.
Teh gubmint hordered ten millyen baxinayshenz (22 millyen ausseez) adn moas peepz hab nawt bene foar it. (Sheel bi rite!)
Hao am P_t ?? No coal or flue ??
.. adn yoar hoam confinemint iz extendid !!! * No gud. No gud !!*
P_t iz OK so far – teh inkubayshun tiem iz bowt a week an him ownlee got heer Fruzdai ebenin.
Ai aer awn teh fird lebel uv baxinayshuns, soe hazn’t had it yet. Had teh ordinree floo jab in Oktobur.
Wel at leest himz can brign bak sum moar fudz tu refill yor lardar !!
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* Did yew eet taht pritty caek in yor pikcha ?? (Ai mene a littlol sliece)
Dat wuz teh famblee caek frum 2 yeers ago! Ai maek wun wivowt isin fur P_t an me – him duzn’t liek teh sweet stuff an Ai mustn’t hab it.
:nods:
* PB tihnx itz tiem foar sum noms *
* Brigns owt leftoberz. Tehrez cawld terkey, pize, awl tieps ob salludz, slised hamz, a littlol bit ob ise creme caek, crismis caek wiv adn wivvowt ising adn variuss nibblolz adn sawft drincz !! *
Halp yorselbz !! (Pleeze… )
*adds sum playtes tu the boofay*
Ai has sum goose frum yesturday, and sum Gateau de Bourgogne – my dads speshultee, is a oven baked sweet white sauce-pudding made in a karmelized tin – very filling, but nommy – speshully wif a glass ob tokayer onda side! and sum home made Gravlaks – dill cured salmon. and sum mince pies and big pot ob spiced christmas tee!
Wozzit …..
……..Canajun Gooze ?? * haz a kuryass :smiles; *
oar…. was it a duck?!?!?
*snikr* (wanna shayre it??)
Yesh pleeze !! * BTW, teh myuzic goze rown n rown …
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Mornin’ Annipuss! Ani bedder todae? Lotzof flooidz!!! Cannot have poorly LOLcatz!! **wavin majikal nurzing care wand over U** To help!
Thx, FireRN1 Ai aer less feberish 2dai an Puddy_tat gotted me sum Tamiflu.
BTW, Ai aer nawt shore we haz bean interdoosed. *sanitizis flooffe paw* Shaek!
Tanks, annipuss. We shook floofies yesterday, but U nawt feelin so gud then. Happeh to heer u a liddle beddr.
Lukkit that! Eben wif teh FLOOO Annipuss managjed to TY fur Nawt Second wif poissinboi!
*duz a kwikk happee dans dans dans dans dans around teh room fur PB an Annipuss.*
Ai do hooe it izn’t too serious, annipuss. Heer’z sum nice hawt choklit – an sum browniez wif blak walnuts tath mai sister Pyzi maed.
An ai hav a littlo bit ov left over rigatoni wif tomatoe sauce (mai Mom’s resssipee an frum mai own tomatoes) an meet bawls – ar nao traydishunal Krissmas dinner!
Mmmmmm, dose browniez luks teh delishus, pleez kan ai habbin sum too, pleez, pleez? Ai start teh diyet tomorro
Ov CORSE yoo can haz!!
Gud plan!!
We can awl dye it tomorrow!
can we dye it red?!?!? please please please?!?!
or mebbeh:
Avalanche whyte
Burgundy
Chocolate brown
Deep deep bloo
E…
Eggshell braun
Fyerman redd
Goldin adn glittry
Horinj
I……
Hoo taeked mai cheezburger?
* nom nom nom …. wot ? !! *
>^;^<
Ohai PB, hoep yu hazd a wundermus krissmuss! Butt, butt, yu still hungree after awl teh krissmus noms?
Ohai mmm !! PB wuz berri gud adn onli ayt a littlol bit adn skipt teh poodign !!
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* Ai wuz sabing maiselb foar teh cheesebirgaz heer
Hao bowt yu ?? Eet lyk a hoarse ?? ( wel, yu du fede tehm …
)
OOOOOOh yes indeed, lyk a hoarse, butt todai nomming lyk a burd!!
Halps seff to a berri littlol playte of fuds from upfred kindlee donated bai PB adn Nenne – hai Neene bai teh wai, hoap yu had teh most wundermous krissmus!
thank you – we has! and the whytest wun for elebenty years too!! (see the small preesentashun of our gardin down fread…)
i cannot understand what u guys are saying.
Oh, annipuss, Ai hopez yu feelz beddur suun. Knot mutsch yu kan du fur da floo assept rest a lawt an drinkify lotz ob flewwidz. Hoap itt dint roowin yur Catmus.
We had awlreddee disided 2 poastpoen Krissmuss – Ai hadn’t been abul 2 get festib noms becoz uv teh sno an iis! Ai aern’t feline 2 bad – Ai fink it’s prollee juss a bad cawld, but teh on lien assessmint sed it wuz teh pigfloo.
elebenty centimeters of snow anywun?!?
is from our garden this morning…
LOL elebenty ( at yor kittee
, nawt yor por HB )
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* Duz luk lyk a winta wundaland, tho …
O. Lub teh smilol box adn myuzik. Siriusly !!
Oh Nennepus!! This ix a GRATE way to doo pikchoors. And Buster – what a prittee kitteh!! Duz he REELEE laik snow???
nose… hees knot – but he’ll play innit if we do! when we made the snoeman an snoekitteh last winter, he stayed wiff us for a long thyme inda snoe!
Iz berri pritty!
An ai lyk teh smilolbocks ideer, ai nawt noeing abaout taht, ai will add to mai fabrits!
Is that disposable evidence??
Ohai Avalon !! Noze, noze, tihs kitteh iz the bictum ob a hambuglar …
*
Iz pawsibul anubber kitteh haz eeted it !! * PB cannut fink whu
If enniwun iz stil nawt feline happee, tihs shud maik yu smilol !!
* Plz titan yor CHRGz nawt-sekkund, k? *
o.O
Three littlol kittehs are we,
donut mess wiff us, says we
O wat bootiful kittehs! Luukin a lil kranky tho!
“Teh Mikado” ref – FTW!!!!!!!!!
Ai hoap ebreewun hadda grate Catmus!
Ai haz bean deeceevd by teh wevverprediktin menz! Wuz posed tew bee reely warmz todai an an an…wii haz a snowin! Pleh! Butt (!) awn teh uvver hand….iz lots uv leftober noms, noe wun hadda fite awn Catmus an teh pressure iz awf fer anuvver yeer! Yay! Izza guud dai!
An ahm havin a peece uv leftober choklit pi fer brekkie!
Eet, drinc nd bi merri … foar tumorroew mai diet !! * unknone kwote *
Noez YUU mai, butt nawt mii
mwahahahha !
* Izzn’t yor froat horse frum taht mwha-ha-ha-harring ?? *
Ai habbint cycloled foar tuu hole daiz, sew yew mai bi riet !!
Me neever, nawt mush egg-er-syze, juss rushing froo teh shawps, adn turning in cercles in teh kitchin!
*terns pale*
Ai seems, too, cannawt commint an be bloo! Traing wun last desperate meashure!
Seamed tu hab wurked, Janet !!
* Ohai, BTW *
An OHAI to yoo!!
That wuz prittee skeeree fur a minnit. LOTS ov peepl ar having trubble. If tehy ar bloo, they cannawt commint!
Hao yu fiks it, Jch4k ?? Iz moar compimplikatable wiv a WP a cownt ??
Ai hopez awl teh cheezpeeps hadz gud holly daze wif lawts ov fuds an fambly an funz! Wii hadz gud holly daze in teh Rumpus howsehold eben thow free ob us heer gawt pleh cowlds butt(!) nawt piggeh floo fur Kris Maus. Ai am enjoyng lissening tew awr new byrds, ai payr ov zee bra fynches, argyoo in teh neggst room! Lol
Yew shore Felix nd Whiskerz ar nawt gibbing teh burdeez a welkom ??
* Happee lolly daze, BTW *
Felix an Tango ar owt doorz kittehs. Wii awl can haz bad allurgeez and egg zema, so nawt can haz kittehs in teh howse. Ifn tehy wer insyde ai no tehy wud be welkuming teh burds LAWTS.
Hoep yoo ar feline bedder soon, TRK!
Purrhaps, is yoo dont hav teh piggeh flu, yoo hav teh Korean KoffKoff???
A mild very ant ov teh Asian Floo.
Ai hopez nawt, JCH4K. Teh piggeh floo wuz horiblez. Iz nawt sew mush koffkoff az owchy chesst an runnery/stufd nowse.
I already had to go to work this morning. My boss… is an IDIOT. Six inches of snow on the ground, he had us pulling and delivering orders. HIS boss decided, an hour into it, to send us home. And gave MY boss a piece of his mind. Something along the lines of “What were you thinking? Those roads are so bad that NOBODY should be on them, much LESS a 27,000 lb. DIESEL truck.”
the bosses boss is a wise man CK!!!
hope u had a lubble hololololyday! we had snoe too – as u can see in my littlol presentashun… a hole foot ob it in 24 hours…
*hands CK sum of Janets hot chocklit and brownies*
Iz guud hiz bawss had sum sense butt tew bahd u hadda maik 2 trips awn the bahd rodes, dere an bak agin. Glad u got hoam saif!
Ai haz jus seen a grate bideo uv skwirrels an hoomins wurkin togevver
ai shair wif awl cheezfrends
Dat is trooly a grate bideo, fankyoo furr shairing BF! Juss shoes hao we kan awl wurk toogether furr a betta whirld.
What a great video! We love the “tree people” in our house and feed both the birdies and squirrels. Other than watching the kittehs play, the squirrels are fun and funny to watch too. Thanks BF
Awww, that’s so kyoot! Wut a nice hooman ta halp teh skwerls!
Dat b a naw sum bidee Oh!
Collegekitteh!! Happehs to see U got sum fresh ayr! Sorries it wuz for wurk. Hau borked iz dat!
Fanks fur teh hawt choklit nn teh bideo, y’all. I haz prezzie fur yu, awlsotu!
CK!!! LOL!!! yoo drive a 27 tun deezel truk in teh eiiis an sno – an yoo ar a jeneral LOLspittal fan???
*duz nawt compyoot*
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*duz nawt compyoot*
*duz nawt compyoot*
*duz nawt compyoot*
Here’s the part that’ll REALLY fry your circuit boards: I’m a GUY.
Was also fryes with him
Anna dye it pepsi, plzkthanz!
Oh, wow. This is the first time that one of my LOL captions has actually made it onto the ‘I Can Has Cheezburger?’ website. How exciting! Thanks very much to Janie and Jessie for taking such a wonderful picture, and for allowing me to caption it. XD