CUTENESS Lullin hoominz into a false sense of security every time.
mah innocent look wurks every tiem.
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Lukk owt!
Cawngratshewlayshuns, Annipuss!! An mennee Happee Seesunnings tu yu!! Ai hoeps yu ar beeing helfee an happee dees Hollee Daes!
Thx nicewitch! Nawt berry helfy at teh momint – Ai haz teh piggyfloo! Ai aer nawt berry ill wiv it tho fank CC!
Yu feeline up tu sum Erl Grae tee foar drinksis? Oar mebbeh sum hoem-maed Chikkin Brofs? An mebbeh wii cud has teh CongaRatsis du wun ob teh prittee dansis frum Teh Not-Crakkers Sweet. Dey luks beri nies in der too-toos (awltho, sum has been ober-indulgin, util dey bees bulgin, an has tu ware free-frees)
Dat’s a danjrisslee cyoot kitteh der – wii niids teh soopurr-xtra-strenf CHRGw/doi, aifinksew!
ebery time indeed!
nohyng hao mush trubblol tehy iz wi wuld nevvur tayke em haom iffen tehy wuzzunt cyoot.
Bebbeh Kitteh ‘Sploart!’z
Lebbill Eleventee!!! Dawn
CHRGz NAOW!!!!
Lawtza Dukkt Tayp and
Bunjee Coardz reddee 4 wyde
spredd Catasstroaffee!!
CCCz reddee!
awllso habz ‘Brayn~ee~akk Vacz’
andz lawtza Band~Aydz!!!
Jack.
Many tanks fer teh splort alert, Jack.
*Cattails wraps leftover catmas wrapping around her head and a couplol rolls of scotch tape* *Pulls CHRG/wdoi over all* *Adds 50s bathing cap fur extry purrtecshun*
teh kyoetnes iz burnin mah eyz!!!!
too kyoet o.O”
*getz suspicoes*
neh,,, icantrust kitteh,,,
Ub korse u kin trust a kitteh!
Dey b much more trustwurthy than, say, a poly tishun.
Oar a used car salezman.
Oar a lolyer.
Ohai, Yer Jamistee! Fankees foar poastin mai Krismaus messij in the Cryer – ai has a graetfils. As yu kin cee, ai can has poastings agin (yay!) but ai nawt can has blooniss wif mai poastings. Ai nawt mynd teh no-blooniss. Happee Seesunnings tu yu!
O teh beeg eyez! Teh liddlol pause awl foldid! Teh chubbee bellee! **titens CHRG**
Look at how pinkee dat nosey iz!!!
Don’t luk!! Don’t luk!!!
*Kubberz pjz aiz wif a blindfold*
*dukky taypz blindfold in plais*
Dehre, u b saif now!!
O why o why deed yu show me dat pinkee nosey? Mai goggie haz teh pinkee nosey tu, o sew kyoot…Teh CHRG iz nawt enuff…SPLORT!
Oh deer!!!
*runz in wif teh CCC.
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a liddul pile.
*Scoopee, scoop, scoop.
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh dukkee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
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Oopsee!! awlmost fergotted!! heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee.
Ofankyu cween! Ai iz feelun sew mush bedder nao! Did yu eggscaype teh snoweez in yur wunnerful howse awn wheelz?
I wud like to halp, butt! I cannawt seem to see anyfing! Hoo ternd out da lites?
I b in LoozyAnna!! Wii eskaypifyinged just a few dayz b4 deh snowz hit OKC.
Instasplort!
*dragz in teh CCC.
Luk at deh mess. Tut. tut. tut. (nawt deh faro)
.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee awl deh braynez inna pile.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee dem up.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee intu deh braynial cabity,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
Ooooo…. dis wun b habbing deh pixorz uv deh rakky oonz on it.
Now I jusr rapping it tite wif deh goosee tayp.
*Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
Dat bedder?
Tuk u up in dis floofee pinkee blankee.
heerz a chokklit rakky oon, & a chokklit martoonie.
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play.
no underlol standings teh abrvitons CCC and CHRG nd sum odders ai dunt rembr, nu hear tu lolspeak.
Oh Hai, Shadow83! Welkum tu Cheezland!!! *egg stendz floofy paw uv frenship*
Deh CCC b deh Cyoot Crash Cart. It b full uv supple eyez fur fixifying deh Splortz.
Deh CHRG b deh Chikken Hed Rubber Glub. It b a gluv u putting on ur hed making u luk like a Chikken Hed. It b tu capturifying deh brayn sellz wen u splortz frum deh cyootness uv deh kittehz.
U kin finding more info at teh Acronymz paig uv deh CheezTownCryer.com
*tuchez frndshp paw wiff myin paw gentry* fankies fur eggsplainnatyun an deh frenship ai lyk itz hear! ai b rotflmao at CHRG
**unsplorts furr a minit** Ohai Shadow83! **extendz culurful wing ov frenship** Welcome tu dis happee plais, yu will suun lern awl teh breveeayshuns. Ai hadda hard time at nawt-sekkund tu! Butt (!) ebereeewun iz berry halpful, jist ask! **resplorts**
fankies fur deh frenship, ai jus lurves kittehs an dis plas feelz lik hom. has a nyce recovry, herz deh applol martonie tu relax wiff.
fank u berry much cween!
lotza splortin gowin on heer!
iz tu bi eggspektid wif tihs mush cyoot!
iz kyutist kitteh aiz seed in mny yrs. datpinky nooz dem kyut pawz, oh mai!
Pinkeh nosie!!
*splort*
So menny splortz!!!!!!!
*slidingz down fred wif teh CCC.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,awl deh braynez bak in deh hed noaw.
*Pulling on deh CHRG, dis 1 b habbing deh fawll mumz
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
*jumpz on slidee pole to deh next splort.
Oh, Tank u, cweenie!!
Dis is nawt jus a reglur splortatious bebbeh! Dis a Splort Lebel Elebenty-fibe wif Squee Enhancements!
Berry, berry danjrus!
Du nawt luk atta shyknee lilluh kitteh ayes or da lilluh feetsees wif da sof-sof or da tyknee lilluh eers or da — da — da . . . .
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
splort
I mite b blindfoldede, butt (!!) I haer you, Rattipuss!
SPLORT!
Slideez down tu PJ
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
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Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
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OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
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Heerz a chokklit possum, & a hawt chokklit.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
Aaaiiiieeee!!! Teh slidee pole is fun!!
*slidez down fred wif teh CCC.
*Klonk!! (hard landing)
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
Ooops 1 trying 2 b getting away. I cautting him!!!
*Tuk, tuk.
Wii hab a 1950s baving cap 4 u. Pink wif see shellz
*fastenz chin strap.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Teh splort iz strung wid thiz un *splort*
*moar sliding down deh fred.
*Bownsee*
I heer to helping noaw.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee
*Rapping it wif deh goosee tayp.
Now I tukz u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U just resting heer wif awl deh uzzerz and doan finking bowt deh kewt babeh!!!
*rubs head* oh tankee berry much cween. Taht’s one kyoot kitten it iz!
He-he-he-hey whoal lotta splortin goin awn!
Hey bebbey splort bebbeh splort, splort bebbeh splort.
(conga ratz must hav hadz tew menny martoonies)
*pollagiez tew Jairie Lee Looowis*
An Big Welkum tew U Shadow83!!!
OK! Iz lulled!
Iz tink cutz kitteh iz purti..doan tink kiteeh cud ebr b bad!!
Iz nu here..Iz lifs in Australia…iz lonly cuz wez on diffrnt timz..Iz wud likz 2 be frenz wif yuz.Iz nedz sum frenz 2 ply wif… tank u mushes!
wishin ebryone hapi holidaz..wish us had snoflkz 2 plaz wif ober de holidaz..us alwyz hz suni holidaz.
Welcum, Cheezfren! Duzzin has tu b loanlee heer n Cheezland. Ebberbuddy iz ur fren!
Tank u Rattipuss…Iz lik 2 b makin nu frenz..nun of de hoomanz I noz r luffin kittehs..deyz fink dat Iz cwazi fur luffin dis cheezburger site so mush. Ifn dey luffed kettehs deyz wud unerstnd.. Agin tank u fur makin Iz welcum
welkum to da cheez land. Many cheezpeeps are nawt aboot dis week cuz of da Holly-daze, but yu will find dat dere are manee whu lives in yur timezone, and manee odders whu postify at all times. So be shur to visit whenever you can!
Hai lionelcat! Tanks fu ur welkum…..Iz be visitin ebry day…..Iz luf all de kittehs..an Iz happy 2 b talkin’ to uva kitteh luffin peeps.
Ef dey izzn lurvs da kittehs, iz sumfin rong wif dem.
Tanks Rattipuss…Iz agwee wifs u! Hoomanz what doan lufs all de animals…but mos speshly kittehs…muz b berry lonely n sad on dere insidz…weez juz haf 2 luf de animals xtra much 2 mak up 4 dem! Schmooz!
Tha wee kitteh. Hims frum Scotlund!
him haz a kilt….. him haz kilt us wif himz kewtz!!!
So I wuz habbin noms wif mah fee-yon-say an….
….oh, luk! A kyoot kitteh!…..
…aneehoo, az I wuz sayin…..
*SPLORT*
….aw, dang….
*hops outtah teh bed*
*scoopa teh brainza, washie washie washie,
paka paka paka, taype taype taype*
Tere you go, don’t tel anieone I did taht.
*hops bak into teh bed*
I hope that’s not one of those poor cats bred for deformities because it’s “cute.” The poor things suffer discomfort and outright pain their entire lives. This site should work to ban images of such cats. It’s disgusting, and it just encourages morons to keep breeding the deformed things for their own sick pleasure.
Ohai Kthxbi..if cute kitteh iz a “Scottish Fold” dez have been bred for more dan 50 years…dey rnt a “new” breed…so de kittehs dese dayz are just bornd lik dat. Dey don’t “suffer” all dey lifs..dey iz normal ,happy kittehs! Iz uzed to breed Burmese kittehs, here in Australia, an I wud never hurtz a kitteh…dey wuz treatd lak mah hooman kidz..I luffd dem all soooo much! De kitteh I haf now is a tabby x Bengal…her iz a rescue kitteh! Her iz de most luffin kitteh in de wurld!
no doesnt look like that kitteh is deformed in any way. just super cute
dat skary kute. lyke annamay kute.
kthxbi in wrong place….
too much… cuteness