
Why U complain? U only watch cat videos anyway
heerz wun u can chek awt nao! (video)
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Why U complain? U only watch cat videos anyway
heerz wun u can chek awt nao! (video)
Picture by: mitchel42 with kitteh Speak Caption by: Smoof via Our LOL Builder
An Ai aer 3D
Yeah Anni, Happy Boxing Day to you and TTI
Thx BOM! An happi Boxin Dai 2 U!
Dear Anni, Ai r in da chatrum iffn you goes der.
congarats anni! eben wif teh maibeeflu u iz kwik kwik kwik!
Thx BF!
Awl lolcats awl teh tyme!
my favrit channel
Iz on TV!
luk at me!!!
I yam nawt a lolcat…butt ai plai wun awn tv
Gud dae tu you BF, fanks for da partee kitteh.
U bery welkom!
*fweep fweeeeep*
Da fweep maed Joe lafflafflaff. He misses our Jimmy alot this time of year.
Yeh, wair iz owr Jimmy , ennywaiz? Ai bin mising him. {{{{{{Anni}}}}} yu nawt feling wel? sry tu noze dat. fele beddur sune nd hapee bawxing dai. Maostly ai’m resting tudai nd eting lefobur hamz. G dawtur wuz nawt felin wel yestdai, haop nawt catch fing nd felez beddur b4 she goze tu Bangladesh nekz weke fur skool fing. ai finkso iz a horbul plais tu go.
mai ai aks haow old iz Gdawtur? Dat suz seem a straing plaise fer a skool trip
Shez 23, grad skool, abowt helf cair nd dat kine stuffz. Sez Ashley Judd iz in hur clas but she awnlee taiks 2 clasez nd razez avrij so nawt liekz dat.
Thx Gma – Ai `parentlee haz teh piggyfloo but aer nawt berry ill – nawt much wuss dan a cawld! Ai haz a corse uf Tamifloo an Ai spoze it wull taek its tiem 2 go wai.
Kden, yu stai warm nd taikz yur tammy flu. ai baid sum dat kined ub stuf at helf fud stor tu has just in cais. Liek yur umbrela, ownlee nedes it if nawt has it wif yu.
wen U stpo nd tink bout it, purti gud kat bed fur dezk. Ai tink ai maek wun tu
Ai hav preti mush an aple-mac museum, in clawsets hear an there. Aple ||e case maik a gud cat-bed, aifinkso.
aifinkso tu. Ai haz en awld mon it tor dat mait be biggenuff tu werk. ifn ai ken findz it.
Ai haz yu goe nd luk inna at tick
oops ai ment ai haz TU goe luk inna at tick. srry
Silly Kehtti has taken ur intertubes
an he made dem his sleepiy bed
Clebber
he must be tu hab hollowed computer out
he haff no fumbs u see…
-QM
no fumbs, but ifinkso poynty endz culd getting teh job done.
**Red comez in, flops awn cowch**
Fank CC dat itz OVUR!
Butt, rhsb, dis is only sekkund day of Catmouse. Der is still de tree Fronsch Hens, an de for callin burds, an . . .
Nooooooooo!!!!
**runz an hidez unner teh bed**
Ohai, red, yu nawt has a gud tiem fur krismes wif famlee? Spoze tu be da fun tiemz nd nawt hapunz sumtiemz. we gawt inbaded bai da hunz obur 2 howrz urlyr dan ekzpektid, b4 we has brekfust nd opinz pakijz. Has tu maik moar fudz , hury up. Sed a fu bad wurdz nd sulked in bedrume til ai cud trai tu be nais.
I’m jes glad teh obligatoree famlee stuff iz ovur.
Yis. #1 doddur lebing naow nd Yesplis heer abowt 2 moar dais. den kwyit agin! nd nobuddeez wanting tu uze mai pewtur.
Yesh butt (*!*) is ownlee 364 daes until teh NEKS wun.
Aiiieeeeee! Bedder git tew shawpin!!
nicewitch, u cahn haz poasting! teh problemz straited owt? yay!
Parrotlee, ai can has poasting OR ai can has blooniss, but ai nawt can has boaf. Ai dissydid ai nawt griidee, an wil sakker…scarif…gibs up teh bloonis foar nao, an kiips teh poasting – dat bees teh ufnist parrt.
Happee Seesunnings tu yu! R u gona bee in teh Gnu Yeer Prade? Ai stil finking wut mai flote cud bee, an teh kittehs gonna halps mii.
ai haz maid a sillee float fer teh parade, ai will roll it owt awn teh dai!
An ai gunna plan beddurer foar teh neks wun – ai beri tyerd ob ownlee hassin sukkee Krismausis.
Happy boxing dae red, what is ovur?
**peeks owt frum unner teh bed**
Ohai, Bom!
I thotso Krissmiss wuz ovur, butt dey tellin me dat iz nawt relee ovur… **shuddurs in feer**
Sorry, Katsmuss nawt ovur till U has epiffamee. Ai think the epiffamee is dat Katsmus must bee keeped in ur hart all year long.
Yup! U gawt dat rites, babes!
iffn I promizez ta keeps catmus inna mai hart fur-ever, duz dat meen I dont haff ta keep it in da companee ob mai famiblee next catmus?
(yesh I lubs da famiblee, yes yesh yesh. but nawt awl at once und all on one day. YIKES!))
Is OK red, nobuddy keeps teh twelv dais ennymor. Was for when travel was hard an wunce yu got sumwhear, yu STAID ther!
Is gedding tu spensif, tu! Parrotlee, ifn yu bai awl teh fings jus wuns eech, wud cost $21,466 MerreeCan munnees dis yeer. Ifn yu gets teh reepeets eech day liek teh song sez, wud cost $87,403 MerreeCan munnees, an ur beeluvvid wud has tu find teh ruum foar:
12 partrijis, eech wif der oan pere trii
22 turtlol duvs smoochin an cooin
30 Fronsh hens lukkin elligint an drinkin awl teh wyne
36 cawling burds hu nebber shut up
40 gowldin rings jus abowt kriplin his/hur hands
42 goosis (mebbe Canajin, mebbe nawt) jus laein dere
49 swans wif wutebbur big bukkits deys swimming in
40 milkmayds an der respektif cows oar gotes
36 laydees dansin awl ober teh plaes
30 loards leepin aftur teh laydees
22 piepurs, prollee wif bagpipes, and
12 drummurs hu kiip drummin awn teh fernicher.
Ai fink dis sownds moar liek harrassmint dan luv, an ai’d ravur jus has teh munnees, kthxhusgonnakleenupdismess???
Kitteh lubz hurz noo
Kwyitt Playss, eeben ifz hurz
Prittee Wun duzzn’tz!
Kitteh’z Kwyitt Playss
awllmoast az gud az Windo
Sill awn Sunnee Day!!
Kitteh’z Kwyitt Playss
coodz habz lawwwng tayldz Mowss. Woodz mayk
ekksellent Playz Toy!!!
Jack.
yay jack!!! fank yoo for yor wunnerful ohaikus taht gibs us such big smiles
Ahem! May ai haz ur attenshun? *LOLOFF* I have a confession…..*writefootintheground* I had given up the idea of another kitteh. However, last Catuday, I went to buy Inky’s special dry food. They had two kittehs that had been dumped at their office. I saw the kittehs. They said,” you want to hold this one?” Wellllll…plz to meet Pyewacket unless she says she doesn’t like the name. I have not had baby kitties for about 25 years. I have had adult kitties who needed homes! This will be an experience! Inky and Sunny weren’t thrilled at first BUT last night came the thundering herd with Inky, Sunny and Pyewacket having a good time. Inky has been sad and not playing since Sooty died but now, Inky is playing! There! I confessed! *LOLON*
conga rats onna yur gnu babbeh!
*passis owt siggars*
taht iz very gud confeshun!!!
iz wunnerful chrissmiss prezzie for yoo an yor kittehs!!!
Fank u, lunarmommy! {{{{{{keshet & lunarmommy}}}}}}} I keep warm at night on AWL fronts nao! Well, 2 and a half fronts!
taht graet! nuffin liek kittehs to keep yoo warm – i kalls tehm “bio-thermal foot warmers.”
kumo haz taked to sleeping at my feets where shiro used to. i wants to get anovver kitteh (tho i hazn’t totally gibbed up hope taht shiro will come home, yoo nevvar knowz wif kittehs) but hubby finks taht wile we are trayning kumo to be mostly-indoor kitteh wuld be hard to bring in anovver. so mebbee sumtime later.
Sew much fun fur ebbriwon! Congratulaces on da bebbeh (n da naem frum mai faborite newyearz moo-bie!)
Yay!
O haow funz! Jus pleez tew bee kairful uv teh thundrin hurd unner teh feets!
Pyewacket!? Kyoot name! Hurray for gibbing orfinks a home with lubbing hooman and lubbing adult kittehs! Bear and O&P send hugs to Pyewacket and her new famblee!
mebbee now yoo payz all yor attenshuns to me insted.
awwww tehy wilz getz usez to peach ober, i hab to much amminalz or i wood getz nober kitti like morrow,
O Fank U, keshet! *eggstens teh floofy paw uv frenship* It iz berry niec! *Smokin bubblolgum cigar* She iz such a sweetie!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to HollyR an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! hope evreewun hoo cellybrated yesterday iz recobering ok today, i haz a big tired an much lefted-ober turkee an pi!!
toay i haz bring yummy fudjy burfday cakes, warm ‘n’ spicy gingerbread caeks, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkle wen tehy bownse, liliddle handheld video games wher yoo zap laz0rs at teh incoming trolls, kandee (liek anywun needs more kandee today
) an lots of itty bitty teenytiny gift bows to stikk on yorself an anyfing else in reech!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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yay! burfday fairy u maiks teh dai sew speshul fer teh birfdai peeps, fank u! mmm….gingerbred caik!
*sticks teenytiny gift bowz awn ebree cheezfrend inna arms reech*
Ohai, bluesfan473! I gots a present for all mai Cheezpeeps. Dis sawng b frum mai favoritist moobie ub awl tymes.
*LolSpeak Off*
CollegeKitteh here again with another installment of CK’s Blasts From The Past. Here’s a song from the end credits of what may have been the highlight movie of Tom Cruise’s career, and the only time that he worked with Cary Elwes and Robert Duvall. Here’s David Coverdale with “Last Note Of Freedom” from Days Of Thunder.
Guud sawng, fank u! Ai dunnot wach mennee moobies sew ai haz nawt seed taht wun.
Ai konfess, ai cannawt see Mr. Coverdale wiff owt thinkin uv taht moosik bideo wif the yung…erm…laydee floppin rownd awn teh carz
Inn returnz ai shairz a sawng wiff u, iz by teh grate Little Walter, enjoi!
You mean “Here I Go Again”, the one with Tawny Kitaen floppin around on a car hood? That was TACKY, to say the least. The movie in question was made in 1990.
yep, that bee teh wun! Wuz a good sawng, most uv teh guys ai knowd then thawt it wuz a wunnerful bideo tew. Shee sertinlee wuz flexibul!
Ai haz hurd uv the moobie uv korse, butt ai haz neber seed it.
You really should, BF473. It’s one of Cruise’s better movies, before he went all wuss on us. I think what put the nail in the coffin of his career that even the MI trilogy couldn’t pull out was Vanilla Sky. It was pretty much one huge advertisement for Scientology.
Yesh, but you is no Hello Kitty, and you do not has a online.