
Why are all the toys ON the tree And not under it?
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Why are all the toys ON the tree And not under it?
Picture by: ash.blackburn Caption by: dunno source via Advanced Lol Builder
Ai got nuffin 2 plai wiv
butt anni, yu cans plai wif teh tois hangyng onna teh tree!
Congrats anni, hoep yu had a gud krismus dai!
Merry Christmas, annipuss!
:giglol: for your entertain mint, we can has riddlol, and if you figure it out, the combine’d choruses of Conga Rats, Merengue Skwirlols, Salsa Chip monks and Germ Lols will sing for you:
ABCDEFGHIJK
MNOPQRSTUV
WXYZ.
¡feiz Navidad!
No L!
beri beri good!
*come bind sordid small creatures join in singing*
♪
Teh nawt sekkin No L
teh Angles did say
to Sir Tan porous German Shepherds drooling on teh hay…
Thx SP _ Ai aern’t feelin berry merry – Ai haz a feberish cawld! Ai hoep ebbriwub els iz injoyin teh dai.
Wut a bummer, Anni! Hopes yu feeling betterer soon.
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Jus takin a brake frum awl teh RL holly dai stuff to wishing eberywun a berry merry Krissmuss, or wut eber yu be sellabraytin.
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Has a happi!
Ai haz juss been assessed awn lien an dey sai it mite be pigfloo!
Ohai, anni, ifn you has the hamthrax yu taik bery gud cair of yourselfs. Peas an gud wishes.
Thx abbycat! Haz we met? Iffn nawt Ai wull sanitize mai flooffee paw b4 Ai shaek urs in walkum!
hugs annipus hoap u gets better soon, cawld nawt fun to has, speciallly nawt Krissmusss time!
limited budget, you get toys on tree, I get toys watchin’ ya play with them
ohai Dan! Merrrrrrry Catmus!
Dan hazzing too mush RL adn nawt enjuf playin wif teh cheezfrenz. Gud to seeing u, Dan, adn hope ur Crixmus is Mary.
Puddy_tat wants hims noms! Bai!
Caek? Braekroom?
sprays area with dis infectant specially made with Scents Eau Humor.
Ai can has sum Catmas baeking stuffs heer, speshully four teh braekrume! Nomnomnomnom!
*runz in wif sum krissmus caek, wif teh mars-ee-pan adn eye-sing, adn the liddlol furr-tree deklolrashuns, adn sum fronsch chokklit krissmus lawg, wiv teh chokklit creem filling*
Kwik ebberywun, to teh braekrume!!
Meowy CatsMass and Happi MEW yeer! tew Awl!
ohai catslave! and a happytayle day (and yeer) to yoo too!
ai see u haz set up a PDX cheezmeet! ai will be chekkin mai calolendar!
Just in tyme foar Catmus! Heer iz a kyoot liddol storee abowt why tabbeh kittehs can haz “M” onna forheds… from cats.about.com.
The Tabby in the Manger
Another wonderful legend about the origin of the “M” tells about Mary and the tabby cat in the manger. It seems that the baby Jesus was cold and fussing, and Mary asked the manger animals to move in closer to warm him. The manger was simply too small to accomplish that, but a little tabby cat came in and nestled next to the baby, and cosseted Him with purring and warmth. Mary was so grateful, she bestowed her own initial, “M” on the cat’s forehead.
Wow!! tahts a lubbly storee
O hai guise! I is at my parental units’ place of livingment.
I hadda laff this morning when my mommeh said “O LCB, I finded something when I was being walked by teh dogg teh other day. Tell me whut u think of this.” And whut did she show me?
A ristwatch!
(Donot be teh worried; we was trying to finger out teh bestest way to find out who belonged to it so they could get it back, but it was teh funny all teh same.)
sew ai sees teh applol duzzent fawl farr frum teh tree.
Was a rist watch that falled from teh tree. My mommeh and I both has a fear of teh high-up places, so we generally stay out of teh trees. *nods*
yu iz afeered uv teh ohai playces?? duz tihs meen noh sekkund storys jobs fur yu?
Oh, u does not knoes my history? I specialize in basement apartments, yes.
U can read here about teh first time I gotted stuck up high and needed a thrilling rescew
ai iz surprysed noh wun thoughtid tu calls teh fyremins tu halp yu.
This was before it was known that I has a weakness for firemans. I think I axed for them but I was too high up for anyone to hear me.
Mus B a watch dogg
Duzz it goes tic-woof, tic-woof, tic-woof?
Ok, ifn teh owner of teh watch doesnot claim it, twocatwoman wins it.
duz ennywun else know about Tock, the goggie in Teh Phantom Tollbooth?
ai didnot reed that buuk until ai wuz in collige, butt (!) aifinkso it wud be rite up ur alley, LCB. SO MENNY PUNZ!!
my fave wuz when they awl got inna cart and once they wuz all kwiet, it started to move because, u noes, “it goes without speeking.”
Silly hoomans! I lerned years ago with mah kitteh dat th’ onlee toyz dat go on da bottum ar de wuden or plastik ones! Oderwise da kitteh jus cant help herselfv!
Dini purrin in my left eer + Sarah purrin in my rite eer = best Krissmiss EVAR!
Here’s a tune that’ll probably make you bob your head, Red.
Hmmm… Maid a post and Werdpretzel nommed it
. Ennywayz I’ll say again:
Merrie Crispmouse to ebberybuddie!!!!
An’ half a hippie nue ear tu!!!
Yikes!!! Eeven nommed mai nawt third poast
. Iz ai on Weird Pasta’s naughty list or sumfin???
Ennyway Ai wanted to say re: the nawt third post:
That’s CrispMOUSE nawt crispMAUS! MAUS!!!! MAUS!!!! Come back!!!! We nawt nom yu. We LUV yu!!!! MMAAUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!