
deer… santa… i… haz… been… good… kitteh…
happeh holidayz cheez frendz! maek sur 2 leev sum cookeez.
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deer… santa… i… haz… been… good… kitteh…
happeh holidayz cheez frendz! maek sur 2 leev sum cookeez.
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Pls can Ai has a…a…a… CHEEZBRGR!!!!
Yu wer gud, AC !! * Happi Crismess tu yu !!
An tu yu! Ai wassunt shor we’d get teh 12ayem LOL, wot wiv taht sneeky ekstra eerly wun!
Tru dat !! Ai wuz lukin foar a Santa oar Ai bene Gud LOL !!
Altho aive juss gawt hoem fiev minuets befoar hand !!
ongrats, Ambercat an Happi Krissmuss!
Happi Krissmuss, Annipuss, and to Puddy Tat too! Eben if yu hasn’t teh festive fuds, Ai hoep yu has a glass or two ob teh Krissmuss spirits!
* PB bringz in sum platterz ob sordid festib fudz wiv sum playn fud tuu. Wot iz awn each platter under teh lid depenz awn yor persinel taystz !! Tehre ar smorl crismuss puddenz nd nachrel frootz nd custud nd ise creem nd froot caiks nd cheesiz nd soft drinkz nd hard drinkz nd glaizd fingz (cud bi ginja) nd nutz nd crisps nd littlol bred rolz adn fronchie fingz nd daitz nd gingabredz nd … o teh list goez awn !!
Cheez Ebreebuddy !!
* Pulz craker wiv AC !! Getz teh shawt end agen … !! *
wud ai lie tu yuew ??
Wieeee merry crismess cheezfrends
Ohai Kracht nd meowy krismuss tu yew !!
.. butt(!) goggeh haz nawt !!
Happy Christmas to Ambercat, Poussinboi, Annipuss, Kracht, and all the Cheezfrenz! And congratz to AC on the solow taupe spot this cold (at least here) morning.
*Wanders over to the ginormous spread PB has put out, takes a thick slice of panettone and toasts it goldy brown. Pours self big mug of coffee, and wanders off to sit by the fire and look at the beautifully decorated Christmas tree*
Cheerz, cheez, and hugs to all mai frenz.
Thx Q an Happi Krissmuss 2 u 2!
Merry christmas Q!
*toast sum pannetone too – and pours a big mug of tee*
lubbleh fire and gorgeous tree!!!
*sits back for a few minnits and enjoys the peace and quiet..*
oh well – back to the kitchin! ai is cooking a goose… or issit a duck?
Meowy Krismuss to awl frum me and Jewel!!
An happi Krissmuss 2 u – u aer alloud 2 hab a fyoo treets at Krissmuss. Juss doan’t ober indulj (Ai haz hadd diabeetus fur 20 yeers – a little obereetin wuns in a wile iz OK!)
.. adn tu yew, Jeremy !! * Jule tuu !! *
U Haz been kewt kitteh, 2!
Oh Hai TattingChic!! Am u noo?? *extends floofy paw uv frendship* Meowy Lolmas!!
Tanks cweenmj! Iz new to ritings on LOL Katz, but haz ben seein LOL Kats 4 yrs! Tanks paws uv fwendship returned! MEOWY KWissmus!
**Hedd butt an floofy frenship paw** Hai TattingChic – hoap yoo habz a berry Meowy Catmas.
Tanks Fuzzywhisker! Meowy catmas 2 u 2!
Ohai cheezfwends nd mewwwy Kwissmass! Ai hed tu get up early tu put teh beeeeg burdie in teh oven nd ai wanted tu wish all mai fwends from teh TTI nd Yurope nd PB in Awwwz a wunnerfull hollyday! MMMMM! PB can haz a wunnerful spredd of teh noms!
*LOW takes sum cheez nd krackers nd a drinkie – just froot juce foar naow!*
Fankies! And fankies tu ebbrywun foar your fwendship all year rownd!!!
Happi Cwismiss lubsorinjwuns !!
PB! What a wunnerfull Cwismiss pwesent! Him is a berry beeyootimus orinj boi! Ai uzually see teh orinj kittehs wif teh white faic nd a widdlol bit ov teh orinj on dere nosey butt (!) dis kitteh is ALL orinj wif a widdlol bit ov teh white on hims nosey! Sew kyoot! Fankies sew mush! Is u habing teh gud day?
Yesh thx, Ai hab had a gud dai. Tuk elderly pairintz tu fambily lunsh nd magnaged nawt tu eet mutsh maiselb ! Ober fur anubber yeer !!
A gud dai wiv mild wevva wuz had !! Iz minniet nao, sew bai frum mi !
Bai PB nd fankies agin! Nighty night!!!
wich ur~ merri chrismas ann wich ur~ merri chrismas ♪。.:*・’ann happi cheezfrenn♪. . …. … …. …………yessh. .. .. . . … ………..ai si U…… …?
merry christmas carotte!!
>^..^<
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u alwayz makez me smile!!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Merrii Krissmuss tu u!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
happi cheezfrenz is rite!! so happi to has al mai cheezfrenz!!
love yu guize!
Mary Crismus to all Cheez Frens! Am at wurk, savin lives, stampin deezeeze. Tanks fur all teh LOLs all year!! big squeezez all round!!
Merry christmas FireRN1!
may your christmas day be peaceful, uneventfull with absolutlee nuffing to do!
Oh hai FireRN1!! *extendz floofy paw uv frenship* I dont think I haz metted u b4!! Haz a happy and peasful Lolmas!! Adn fankz fur awl u dew tu savin peepz!!
Hai cweenmj!! *extendin floofy paw back atcha!* Am newish at de commentz but lurvs dem! Mary Crismus to U!
Hai FireRN1 **hedd butt an floofy frenship paw** Amz yoo a ners? Hoapz yu gett a chans fur a brake frum werk an getz tu sillybrate. Happi tumeetchu.
Hai Fuzzywhisker!! *floofy frenship paw 2 u 2!* Yes is ners. Wurk in teh ER, but we gotz PLENTEE of noms to get us thru!! Nize to meetchu awlso!
Merri Chrissmess to all & mani cheezburgers & LOLs nxt yr.
merry crissmiss spicegirlcat!! manee cheezburgurs to yoo!
Merry Christmas, from all your snowed-in friends here in Oklolahoma. You can’t even GET to this state now. Every road in and out of the state has been closed. I-35, I-40, I-44, all are closed, as are all the Red River crossings.
o.O – all roads closed?!?
we has snow too – butt (!!) we’re used to it – so business as normal tuday!
Fourteen inches. The governor declared a state of emergency for all seventy-seven counties. We’re just not used to things like that here. Heaviest snowfall in 20 years, according to KSWO Chief Meteorologist Justin Rudicel.
OOooooo….. glad wii eskapifyinged Ok wen wii did!! Haz a Meowy Lolmas and stay warm!
Yes, ma’am. I’m not going anywhere today, that’s for sure. These roads are so hazardous, it’s IMPOSSIBLE to get anywhere without getting stuck.
Oh yes pls to be staying home! I has frenz in Tulsa an it is BAD owt dere!
In Chicago we has rayn an flud watch!
I sleeped layt an now it watchin TV, ab PepperBunnee is playin wif rappin papers.
Aww! Mary crissmas 2 u guyz! <3. Wen ceilingcat & happycat caim amung us 2000 yeers ago, or if u is aitheest, uh. PRASANTS!
ohai funkmom – fank yoo for teh crissmiss greeting!! i iz happy taht happycat camed to us
an also for prezzints!
Fank U Nennepus. Nuffin wood be grate! Be brave, Collegekitteh! Tink of teh sno shu kittehs and enjoi!!!
*finks of sno shu kittehs* *haz a warm* Fanks, FireRN1. I’m just glad I didn’t have to call teh nine elebenty yesturrday to get teh unstuk.
*Lolspeak Off*
In all honesty, the road conditions here are horrible. Eight inches of snow on the ground with two inches of ice under it all, and all the city vehicles are stuck, too. Even the sanders can’t get out of the county barn right now. What a way to run a railroad.
Waytless Bawll Ubz Floof
habz been Ekkstra Speshull Gud
juss 4 Santa Clawz!
Bebbeh Strypee Tukkz
Kitteh aboydz Misscheff. Nawt
wawntz getz cloathzz durrtee!!
Bebbeh Strypee Tukkz
Kitteh woodz lyke Cheezburgr
andz a syde ubz Fryz!!!
Mebbee habz Chawklitt
Millkshayk wiff Bendee Straw, 2?
Woodz beez deelytefull!!!
Jack.
awww….
*tightens CHRG wdois*
*yoinks floofe bebbeh kitteh and goes to the couch to snorglol him*
Meowy LOLmas tu awl!!
Heer iz deh lubblee Royal Doolton teapot wif deh handpayntid peary winklolz full uv Kristkindlol tea!!
And uv korse deh Royal Doolton teacupz and sawserz wif deh handpayntid peary winklolz.
Adn a Royal Doolton pot uv hunny wif deh handpayntid peary winklolz.
Adn a Royal Doolton boawl uv sugar wif deh handpayntid peary winklolz.
And a Royal Doolton creamer wif deh handpayntid peary winklolz.
And sinnaninanom stikz tu stirrying wif (no handpayntid peary winklolz on deh sinnaninanom stikz).
Meowy LOLmas, mai cween! Ai hopez yu iz stayingz warm. Iz teh koald heer. It be 7 degreez wif da winchillz. DO NAWT WANT. Mai happeh kittehbutt be stayin insidez where it b warm. *wraps up in floofy blankie*
Collegekitteh, feelz liek itz koald ebberyware!! We’z apposed tu gett snow, sleet an freezin rayne tonyght. (Menny plehs). Fink pawzitib — spring izza kummin.
Kthx!
Collegekitteh, eveeboddie heer wishes U warm floofies an lotsa luk in teh sno!!
Wish Meowy Catmas tu all inn Cheezland. Kittehs borked faek tree last Catmas sew oui gotted paffetick 4′ tree fur dis Catmas. Noe kittehs climmed da noo tree an itt ownly gotted nocked daon wunst sew fur. Dey’z awl bizzy messin wiff da pakijes an bockses.
Hadda citing ob Nicky yesturdai – we’z happi himz OK butt want himz bakk hoem ware himz belawngz. Oui missify himz berry mutsch.
Tu add tu yer Catmas cheer — **bakks 18 weeler tanker trukk tu bakk door an hawlz inn hoze an pumps elebenty bazillyun galleons ob wassail an bakks 18 weel trayler wiff elebenty bazillyun pownse ob figgy puddink an plumm puddink an choklit puddink an sordid kookies fur Cheezpeeps**
Hawpin yu awl hab a berry wundermus lolydai.
hoap Nicky komez hoam fur Crissmuss!
Meowwy Catmaus to all de cheezpeeps. Hope ewe all have a a luberly dai!
meowy catmus to yoo, nyghtwind!
…az far az yu noh…
wut santa duznt kno wont hurt me
Well, the weather here may be pleh, but I can still help spread a little Christmas cheer. From Will Vinton’s Claymation Christmas Special, here is “We Three Kings”.
Wow, hadn’t watched this in AGES… Fank YEW!!! *hugs*
awsum!
wunder if stagehanddan haz seed dis. stagehanddan’s camel story (keep reading)
Wish ai had mah Santa hat wit me
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
oh nohs!
*frantikly runs tu fynd teh CCC.*
*checks teh lamynatid card fur instruckshuns*
woopwooopwoopwoop!
*wheeuls teh CCC tu D-R*
*sweep sweep sweep up teh brayns*
*ryns wif egg nogs*
*jentli pakks bayns bakk inna hed*
*fyts boens bakk tugethur leik a puzzlol*
*rapps hed wif festiv ducky tayps*
*playces santa hat CHRG onna hed*
*rapps D-R inna floofy blankie an sits in comfie chayr*
*gibs teh hawt chokklit anna cooky*
dunnot luk at cyoot kitteh animoars. finks uv shuvvloling shows an yu wull bis teh ok.
Thank u sooo much.
yur welkome!
luks leik ai mayd teh lein on mai “n” ina “snows” a littlol long sew it kynda luks leik an “h”.
Meowy Catmouse to all teh Cheezpeeps! I dont’ post often but when I has teh time I reeds all teh commentz and laffs. Tank kew for maeking me laff all yeer threw! best wishes to u and urs ~ mj
And u!
SPlort!
uhohs! yu haz bin splortid fur awhyle!
*frantikly runs tu fynd teh CCC.*
woopwooopwoopwoop!
*wheeuls teh CCC tu catslave*
*sweep sweep sweep up teh brayns*
*ryns wif egg nogs*
*jentli pakks bayns bakk inna hed*
*fyts boens bakk tugethur leik a puzzlol*
*rapps hed wif festiv ducky tayps*
*playces rayndeer antlur CHRG onna hed*
*rapps catslave inna floofy blankie an sits in comfie chayr*
*gibs teh hawt chokklit anna cooky*
dunnot luk at cyoot kitteh animoars. finks uv shuvvloling snows an yu wull bis teh ok.
Does this make your text into “cat language” by itself?
i gwuess knot
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-X-mas splort, wiff lotsa sno-
fikshun iz sew HARDDD!!!
4. .. christmas…i..want..cheez..burger