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He sees you when you’re sleeping. He pounces you awake. “Don’t care if you’ve been bad or good, Just FEED ME, for YOUR sake.”
can i gitz mah dignitee bak as well?
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Kitteh haz a hongree
merry catmas, annipuss!!
An teh saem 2 u PdB!
Merry Catlolnus to all!
an meowy catmus to yoo too!
HAHAHAHAHA!! I have to speak hooman for this moment and say that’s one of the BEST Christmas LOLCat pic ever!
Tenks fur ebeeting!
Agreed. This is just one of the best ones in a looong time anyways. Now I need to find my kittehs to givez dem der stokinzs. Theyz not very festivzs.
I bring dis over frum deh lst lol sew ebreewun kin haz sum t!
*drag, drag, drag*
Meowy LOLmas tu awl!!
Heer iz deh lubblee Royal Doolton teapot wif deh handpayntid peary winklolz full uv Kristkindlol tea!!
And uv korse deh Royal Doolton teacupz and sawserz wif deh handpayntid peary winklolz.
Adn a Royal Doolton pot uv hunny wif deh handpayntid peary winklolz.
Adn a Royal Doolton boawl uv sugar wif deh handpayntid peary winklolz.
And a Royal Doolton creamer wif deh handpayntid peary winklolz.
And sinnaninanom stikz tu stirrying wif (no handpayntid peary winklolz on deh sinnaninanom stikz).
Now I goez tu git deh Lolmas roast kuking.
Schmoooooz!!!
Thx mai cween! An a berry happi Catmas 2 u!
Fanks, dear cween. We has some hot sinnaninamom rolls to nom nom nom n share wit eberyone. Mmm…Catmas calories donut count, no?
Fankeez, mai deer leeje.. *sip sip* Bery nice tee.. It goze purrfekly wif teh bery nice companee ov owr Cheezfrends.. Adn a speshul fanks to u for awl ur helpz u has dun for us.. Cheez Peepz maps, adn Cheez Town Cryer adn and uzzer stuffs.. Fankees, too for your help wif teh last minnit Cleveland area mini cheezmeet.. We will haz moar notis next time, ifinkso.. I kan hardlii wait!
Gib LCB a hug and a schmoo fur mii!!
Yup.. U gottit, mai cween!
Merry Catmus tew awl,
and to awl a nom byte!
Fanks mnay tymes fur dah tee.
Ops dropde mai kup!
few, cawt et bfur id hitted de flur, not borked ur spilt.
sipsipsipsipsipsipsip, berry cinninninninnimuny
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm gud!
Mai fambly opened ebberyfing last nite….my mommacat gibbed me sum gushi fud foar Jewel and lawts of other gud stuffs. Ai gibbed teh gushi fud tu Jewel when I gotted hoam, and it was gone wifakwikness!!
Ohai Jeremy! Ai haz bean wantin tew aks u…iz ur hand otay? noe ill effekts frum teh skaredy Jewel byte ai hoap?
Noe ill effekts at awl. Der are two spawts where ai noes she bited me, but nope, nuthin’ wrong at awl!!
Amber gawt gushifuds an catmilk fur Krissmuss brekfust an nommed it wiv such kwikness it caym strayt bak agin! Nao she is awl nipped owt an sleepin wiv her noes pressd aginst teh heeteh. Teh bunnee-piggehs gawt crots an cowcumber an teh stalk form teh sprowts an is awl snuggled tugevver; awwww! An tehre hyoomun is pleesd wiv her nawt sekkund attempt at slo slo kwik kwik gin an is cukkin a rose beest fur her festive noms!
Taikin a kwik koffee brake tew wis Merry Christmas to all cheesefrends. Peece, helff an prospurrrity for uz awl in 2010!
*raizez koffee kup* *clinkee*
*runs awf wif a frantik*
Tanks, BF….and Marry Cwissmuss to Won and Awl!
stawlkur kitteh iz layin en wayt.
Merry Christmas, Cheezfrens!
We has a snowin’!
Yoo too, Rattipuss!
Ware u livvin? Wii has teh raynin, witch is fien wif me. Snow an cold? DO NAWT WANT!
Stay warm, fren!
Ah is libs in Norf Texis. We hassn hads a Christmas snowin sins ninteen twenny sicks! Is berry fun, but is code.
But wuns inna wile, fur Christmas, WANT!
Oh, well then, a bizzard wonst ebery 75 years iz OK to have a white catmas. Hope u hab lots uf fun throwing snowbalols and making snow angels. Enjoi urself.
Ai libs in Soufwest Oklolahoma. Howdy, neighbor!
O hai dere Oakie fren! Merry WITE Christmas!
Meowy Catsmus from teh snowy midwest USA. We can has a blizzard, aifinkso. Kittehs here say a white Crissmus is muchly overrated. But is warm an happitail at hour howse sew we send greeting to awl r deer cheezfrens.
Meowy Catsmus, Cheezfrens! I hab a happy 2 be noing yu awl.
i hazza happy dat you hazza happy!
i haza happi dat u hazza happi dat she hazza happi…!
I haza happi dat u hazza happi dat shii hazza happi dat shii haz a happi!!!
wut her sed!!
Ia everyone happeh? Den I’z happeh!
Portland O has a 1% chance uv snow on Catmus, an last year we had 8 inches awn teh grownd, so, no snow heer, aifinkso.
Merrie Crissmass–ai moastlie lurkz, but awl ob u keepz me goin thru-awt da yeer! Hav a great hollidae! Hugz n shmooz frum Baloltimore.
Hai Cowdogwah – cmon enjoyne us summytiemz. Itz wunnerful hear inn Cheezland. Lerkin’z OK butt playin iz moar funn. Hugz n shmooz tu yu frum Norfeaster Pencilveinya.
ai nawt-first taht. iz teh best place in teh werld, cyberspace or reel, to be playing in.
Marry Cwissmuss from the DeeCee burbs to Baloltimore, Cowdogwah!
Sendin’ greetings from your Southern cousins.
Oooh, Baloltimore! Marry Catmus naybur!
I sew glad u de-lurkified!! kum and play moar offin!! Schmoooz and roasted chestnuts tu u!
Anna Merree Krissmuss form teh TTI croud; taht’s me an Tidmum an Annipuss an SJ/Martoonie an…..
(TTI is so teenytiny we is awl nay bors an teh voyse ob wunis teh voyse ob awl!)
Oh, an a remindah, fur teh TTI-ers: Part Wun ob Two-parter fynul fynul Dr Who at 6pm awn teh BeeBeeCee Wun (Part Two awn gnu yeer’s dai)! Woot! Woot! Sry awl teh Dr Who fans in teh rest ob Cheezland, gess yu’ll has to wayt a bit to fynd owt hao teh Ood’s professy terns owt – promiss no spoylers!
*wayts for torrent to be posted*
*hedbonks Cowdogwah*
I, too, lurked long & long, an fur minny whiles before ai dropped in.
*eggstenz floofy paw uv frendingness*
Merrie Crissmass backatcha!
…an coming heer is teh smartest ting ai haz dun awl year!
Meowry Catmuss frum teh DEE-troit area, whar itz bii cold & rainin & meltinz awl teh snow.
Adn frum Lucy Anna. Shmooz adn snorkels adn wishes for a wunner full Crixmas for all teh Cheezpeeps. Y’all iz bein mai gifts all yeer long.
Eubie berry saweet, Eubie. Alluz wantid tu bizit Lucy Anna summydaiz. Hoap yu habz a berry Meowy Catmus.
OhHai!! I b in LuzzyAnna!! Wairbowtz u at, Eubie? I iz in Breaux Bridge. see deh peepz map
yoo stated teh true hart uv it, this IS a gift!
Meowy Cwismuss to awl my Cheezfrens~ hoo bring grate joi into mai life.. *razes glass ov appropriat bevridj* *cheeze*
Fanks 4 teh loleries… ♫
Teh sunni beems in joon..
Teh can opners happy toooon.. ♫
Fank yoo for awwwwwll..
On anuvver noat… I haz a prowd to telling u abowt…
I haz bin savdid bai my brave tuxxiboi..
I came downstares tihs mawnin and he had killified awl teh vishus burds from on teh Cwismus twee.. no dowt to save us from dere ebil plans..
Dere wuz fezzers EBRYWARE!!!
Wutta bwave boi him iz ..
But, I fink he new I have shwimps in teh fridj..
Iz hopin dat for mai Cwismus Iz goin to be habbing a mini Cheezmeet wif teh one an onlee lolcatburglar maybe on Sumdai!!! *yaaaay* *
* frows cweenfettis*
Heerz sum cweenfettiz:
ᴥ ¿ ᵊ ѭ ᵕ ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ϡ ɱ ʤ £ Ð ☼ ⱷ ╘ ∩ ض ۩ ¿ ○ Ω ● ▫ ▒ ﬠ ﻙ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ ǃ ¶ °Ƙ « Ɯ Ѓ Ά ʥ Ⱥ Ȣ Ƙǃ Ƨ Ω ● ▫ ▒ ♯ ☺ ┬ ∂ ₵ § קּ ѭ ₰ ⅍ ﭿ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ Ѓ Ά ϡ ʥ Ⱥ Ȣ Ƙ Ƨ ﮡ ◄ ▓ ɱ ¿ ʤ Ð & § ╘ ∩ £ קּ ☼ ῢ ₣ ← √ Dz ƕ Ƨ £ ~ ª » ¿ † ῷ ѭ ẍ ἀ ¿ گ ٫ ض ۩ ϡ Ω ж & Ɽ ┴ ◘ ٯ ᴉ Ϥ ϫ ϡ ¿ њ ƒ ☼ £ ѭ ~ ȡ ƾ ɛ ˘ ͍ ϡ Ѡ Ҋ Ѩ ݭ ẍ ₡
Fankeez fur deh wunnermus song!! Such a brave kitteh u haz!!
Yes yoo doo hab berry brayve tuxxiboi. Himz wuz fitin awl nyte lawng wid da ebil burrds an himz wun!Oh, ware wud wee awl bee iffin itt wuzzint fur ower kittehs sabing uss frum awl da ebil inn da wurld. We’z iz awlwayz bean attacktified bai ebil socks sew Missy killifyes dem befour dey getz uss.
Wut a fine brave boi u has! Our catmas twee has onlee cloth, metal and wood ornnymints since Leo came to own us. Feathers n sparkly fuzzies or shiny glass nawt a gud idear wif Leo around. Teh twee is wired to teh window sill. Leo lurves Catmastime.
Wut a wunnerful life it iz wif kittehs innit!! Lucky us! No sox R safe in mai hows neever.. Betwiin teh kitteh adn the goggie.. we R safe frum dem too. Wiring the tree iz a grate idea..
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Dose R sum sooper storiez.. I lolled…
Umm, yesh, we learnt this lesson teh hark knox way. Now we can put teh bubblol lites back on teh tree agin. Bless hims littlol heart.
*swimswimswimswimswim*
Hello my dear cheesefriends! I want to wish the happiest of holidays to all! I hope the weather isn’t keeping anyone from their celebrations or loved ones! Be safe, be happy and be merry!
*swimswimswimswimswim*
*dabs a littl **eau de schmoo manatee** behine eech eer*
Hols up misseltoe.. *SCHMOO* Mewwy Cwismus.. Happy Hollydaze..
*waives gailee tu Hugh*
meowy Catmouse tu u!!
Enjoy ur winter baycayshun in deh Bahahahahamaz!!
ohai hugh manatee!! **schmoo**
Pro~tekkturr Kitteh
wawtchezz Hewminz. Maykz shurr dayz
reddee 2 feedz hurz!
Pro~tekkturr Kitteh
knoez wayr Prittee Wun habz hidz
fresh bag ubz CatzNip!!
Pro~tekkturr Kitteh
skayrdz Mawnsturrz frum undurr t3h
Bed…. Waytz 4 Nomz Tyme!!!
Jack.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Meowwy Catmouse, Jack! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Mais Oui Catmouse, cween adn Jack!
Ohai, Sweetpea!!
I see ur ten drillz b lukking a liddlol raggedy. Lemme trim dem up fur u!
*gitz owt snipperz*
*Snip, snip, snip,
Now u needz just a liddlol dekerating!
*trim, trim, trim
Dere, now u lukz lubblee!
*Sweetpea lukkingz in a meer rawr and seeingz dat deh cween haz
*trimminged hur like a topiary Lolmas tree and dekkerated hur wif
*ribbinz, tinslol, adn ornamintz wif an anglol on top.
Meowy Catmouse, MaisOui!!!
:mr green:
uses leftoverz tendrils to make magicklol Christmas Wreaf which:
Adds joy to all who come here to ICHC
Beautifies teh aire with fresh scent 0 humor
Carols carols
D…
DingDongs maisoui ly on high
Exudes Christmuss spirit
Faux pas from 2009 erases
G…
Grate joy
Holly an
Ivy
J
Jinourmus happeez 4 awl
Kaptivating kittehz
L….
Lawng wintr naps
Mewwy mousies 2 awl!
Noms fur nomming
O…
overcomes our problems fur us
puts minny gifties unner taht tree
quiets rowdy children hoo has a sugar high
r…
riotous romps for all who wish
serenity for all who need
temptations galore for all who want
u…
lubs an eggsepts us
makes us feel we are nawt reely weerd
noze win to bring a glass of teh wite finzandel
o…
Ooooo, deer Jack, u haz owtdid urself once agin adn haz capshurd teh ‘essence of kitty’ to purrfrekshun..
iddd! MaisOui Catmouse!!!
we hazn’t gone on an avdentuer in along tiem!
Runs wif leepz an bownds an JUMPS into teh armies ov sweetpea!
MaisOui Catmouse, mai tendrilly frend!
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Wii muss, in teh neer fewchur luk up sum old frends. Duz u still haz ur liddel noatbuk, hmmm?
Schmooz to awl uv Cheezland–meowy chrissmus!
meezer mom! good to see you! Meowy Christmas!
Ho ho ho mai cheezfrends….Meowy Katsmas to one and allllll! Mane tanks for da funz, sharin stories, beems ov hope, good thots n ob korse da lolz…
Mae we hab peece & lubs dis day wit fambly & frends an mae all da sox dat weret chewed be ful ‘o nips an gooood stuffs
Anom!
Testing to see if I can has blooness now on posts frum my lappytop.
I can, I can! Meny fanks to all my deer cheezfrens for anodder yeer uf fun lolz. An fanks to teh deer one wut gived me a Cheezstock Totebag. Iz full uf win and awsome!
Yoo can haz bloo!!
♫♪♫♪
Bloo, bloo, ur name iz bloo
Bloo iz ur name adn now u kin post!!
Link, link, u haz a link
Bloo iz ur name, now wii kin see u!!
*faispaw* dis wuz sposed tu go unner Cattails blooness!
I will blame it on wp.
ai seed it an fank u berry muchly, my cween.
red red, my eyes are red
looking at lolcats awn a laptop in bed
*here’s the tinkly keyboard break in the song*
(notes musical float aboe the text)
bloo bloo the sky is bloo
way up there, up above u
pro- pro- I readz yur profile
love it ’cause it’s got a great style!
Ha ha ha ………
ohai evreewun , burfday fairy popping in erly today to say MEOWY CRISSMISS to all teh deer cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz an lurkurfrenz evreewher!! eben if yoo not cellybraytes today, plz to feel welkom to share in teh happies an gudwill!
an also a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to LavenderRose22, Devon10, an Lungdoc an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! 
i haz bringd a feest ob happitizers az a prelood to teh big holliday feests: we has pi’z, cramberry-nut bred, fansee cheez an fansee crakkers, fansee olibes, veggies and dips, mini-pizzas, tamales (a crissmiss tradishun in burfdayfairyland), fudje, carmel popcorms, an sparkly bevrijes!! an ob corse a big byootiful burfday caeks wif candlols!! also fansee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif wind-up raysing santas rayndeers and elfs, puffy snoman stikkers wif fuzzy scarfs and googly eyes, kandee, liddle crissmiss dot-to-dot books wif shiny crayns, mood ringz, an a ver yspeshul limited-editshun of sumfing speshul sunwun sended me: mini waterglobes wif hugh g. manatee swimming in teh sea wif sparkles taht flote arownd! and a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo an for a merry crissmiss to all!
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AN — iz wun yeer sinse cweenmj sended me teh orijinul Offishul Burfday list, wich in dis yeer haz growed frum 14 pages to now on PAGE 20!!!! to getting on teh burfday list, frend me, teh burfday fairy, an make shur your burfdayt iz on yor profile, or yoo kan also frending my Sekrit Idenity but if i told yoo hoo taht iz it wuldnt be a sekrit any more, or emeow me at burfdayfairy at gmail dot com. i triez to rebember to chekk my emeow regyoolarly, but sumtimes i forgits for a fyoo weeks
will try to do better job!
Aww….. BF u duz a negg sellint job!!!
*putz on party hat*
*putz snowman stikker on lappytop*
*putz wadder globe wif hugh on shelf *
*after gibbing it a gud shake adn watchez deh sparkleez*
fank yoo, my cween!
**schmoo**
Garsh, burfday fairy! Fanks for awl teh wundermus Christmas-burfday cellybrashum stuffs!! *Munches carmel popcorms, gobble gobble nosh glup, adn a tamale or two or three*
Adn thanks to all teh Cheezfriends for a year of fun and frolicks! Happy Christmas adn prosperous Noo Yearz tu awl, aifinkso!!1!
{{{lungdoc}}}
hooray fur teh burfday fairy! fankees, so mush, ai LUBS wind up toys.
…um…wuz wundering…mebbeh yoo haz a tr0ll or 2 hoo haz finished hiz rehabiliting, an is promising to be a nawt-tr0ll furebber an furebber.
an…an…mebbeh yoo kuld free this reformed tr0ll in teh spirit uv catmus? ai haz a softness fur teh tr0lls. happy catmus, burfday fairy!
♥♥♥♥♥
now taht yoo menshun it, ifinkso i haz afyoo tr0lls hoo haz erned tehms freedom. grumpy, stinky, an fred – go an lib free an bee happi in teh wurld ob sunshine, scentses ob hyoomor, an gudwill! *snif*
meowy christmas evreewun!!
dont know if many peepels seed martoonie’s rendishun ob jinglol bells yesterday; becawz it iz so win an awsum i thot i wuld bring attenshun to it agin today!!
jinglol bells, by martoonie
iz dere a support groop fur teh F5 addicts? teh fambly iz awn teh way, an ai haz nawt eben showered! AND is 10:45 heer AND haz been up since sebben!
schmooz an hedbonks tew awl!
i haz not showerd, an iz 11:45 heer. i iz wayting till after i make teh rolls so i kan washing all teh flowr owt ob my hair.
*hazn’t akshyooly hedded tew teh shower yet*
(just won moar poast…)
yooze makin homemade rolls! yum! ai use teh rhodes frozen roll doe. i am gibbing myself a break this yeer; haz a flame-crafted ham that’s already cookerd, stouffer’s mac & cheez, rolls from store-bawt doe, 2 vienettas, choclit an banilla, an frozed corms an marie C’s froze punkin pie. I wanted to enjoy myself an play with teh g-kidlets; verry kid-friendly, an so easy awn gramma! normally, ai cook tanksgibbing & tr0ll cooks catmus…but, well, sunny has extra duties now and tr0ll izn’t up to cooking a holiday dinner. am finkin will be juss as delishus as ifn ai had gawn to awl teh effort uv home-cooking
(has disposible plates an cutler, too)
God Jul to Nenne and to ebreebuddee!
STALKER CAT!!!!!!lolz