
Milk. Strait up. Wyth ah unbrellah
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Milk. Strait up. Wyth ah unbrellah
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An keep dem cummin
Conga ratz, anni! Ar yoo awl set for Lolmas? Didju get sum fresh froots n veggies todai?
Mai nayburr went shoppin fur me yestidai, an Puddy_tat iz awn hiz wai wiv moar fings – still 2 danjeruss fur dis awld wummun 2 goe owt! Teh iis shud be gon sune tho. We hazn’t gotted ennee festib fuds, but P_t is cummin affer awl (iffn teh sno wuz still bad him wudn’t hab cum) so fuds nawt importunt! We haz plentee 2 eet – juss nawt festib!
Yu gawtz yur stalkingz hung fur santa tu fil? Awlmoast tiem fur snugling intu bed. (urly, just a bit)
2 mai gurlz heer tudai nd moar tumorro. Ratzafratz. wun wawntz tu uze mai pewtr. has a meowwee krismes {{{{{anni nd awl}}}}}}
Puddy_tat won’t be heer till affer 10 – iz ownlee 8.30 naow. Ai seldum goe 2 bed b4 minnite.
Ai is havvin rose beest an yorksheer pud tomorro – is a treet fur me to hav a joynt cos yu carnt rilly get joyns fur wun, an Ai donut much lyk terkee! Ai has a duk fur mai cheezy visitors nekst weeeeeek weeeeek weeeeeek! An yummes form teh Hebridean Smokehouse – go google tehm; tell ‘em Ai sent yu – mebbe Ai gets a dis cownt!
We sumtiemz hab roste beaf, but dis yeer, Ai thort until yestidai ebenin, dat P_t was nawt goin 2 get heer, an Ai hazn’t bean abul 2 go shoppin an awl teh soopermarkits delibereez wuz bukked till affer Catmas. So we haz disiedid 2 poastpoen Catmas!
Adn a mowsie onna side
ohai 4.5k
An makez it a doublol!
Woah, ar yoo shur yoo can handlol tath?
Only if it’s wiffa cookie.
Lessee. Ai gots shortbred, ob corse. An jinjer cukkies. An a few minse tarts. *wipes crums off face* Oh, an sum nanaimo bars. Halp urselb!
*takes 1 ov each* “Juss leavez da bottlol”
And put it on keshet’s tab. Fanx, keshet!
barrkeyp! ay rownd fur awl mai cheezpeeps!
an a cookie!
an anovther cookie!
we gots FEFFERNOOSE!! *nom nom nom*
No Chaser!
kitteh duz teh chaysing, not needs a chaser
OMG…i lubs dis pic!!!
Has u had a hard day Christmust shoppin, kitteh?
Yep, him lukks az iffn him reelee neads dat drink!
Him lukks as iffn him reelee neads som snorglols aand eear skritchenz!
hoo boi, i wented owt to teh groshreestore dis mornig an serysly needed sum eer skritchees wen i got bakk. plus pizza. (had lefted-ober pizza for lunch.)
Crowded? *skritchees lm’s eers* *hedonks*
dontcha know it. an thers alwayz teh peeples hoo duznt seem to realize tehr iz many peepels arownd tehm an tehy leeve tehms karts blokking teh aisle wile tehy wander off lukig for teh end ob teh raynbo or sumfing.
an heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to AE_chick4evr an Percycat an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! today iz burfday fairys last-minnit-crissmiss-goodie-making day, so i haz bringd wut i iz making – pi’z!! an fudje!! evree kind ob pi yoo kan fink ob (todays speshuls iz pekan pi an aplol-crambery piz, but evreefing else iz also avaylablol) an mowntains ob tasty kreemy fudje made teh old-fashun way!! wif an wifowt nuts. an ob corse a big byootiful burfday caek wif candlols on it, yor choyse ob milk, hot choklit, or sparkly party punch, fancy party hats, an goodie bags filled with wind-up dansing santas, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif disapeering-ink pans (not disapeering ink-pens) an sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an fuzzy rayndeer stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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an dont forgit abowt teh burfday fairy holliday frendly challinj!! if yoo see a unansered post or sumwun yoo duznt kno, speek up an say ohai!! (unless iz a troll, tehy shuld be left alone all by tehms lonesum liddle selfs) ifinkso tehr izn’t very many ob us arownd right now, so be sure to take a minit to make shur evreewun gets a frendly cheezland welkome
fank yoo!
merry catmas BF!!! Will dew!
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8>)
>^.^<
EIEIO
Plushee Bloo Kitteh
needz Bendee Strawz awlawng wiff
Prittee Umbrella!
Plushee Bloo Kitteh
habz flassk ubz CatzNip Oyl 4
sum hayr ubz t3h Dawg!!
Plushee Bloo Kitteh
willz habz a dreenk andz denz Nomz
Joosee Cheezburgr!!!
Jack.
teh bendee straw iz alwayz a must!
kitteh haz harez uv goggeez?
leefs mai tab opin.
i’z gonna be heer till clozing.
tish ish teh besht plaish ai ebber trank at !! hic !!
Yoosh guysh ar t beshtesht !!
i luv yoo man *hic* no wun else unnershtandsh me *hic*
plz tu be shakin – nawt sturrd. kfanksbai!
thusly
Awww….poor happicat nawt luk so happy.
Himz’ll bi happi agin en nohtyme
Happicat hits de sauce.
Iz nawt happi our for happicat.
happycat has lost his happy
thinks its in teh bottul
Happycat tryin to get a littul happier befor Chrispness — is gearin up to do teh Sum Assemblee Rekwired prezzies for teh kittins. Mebbe he will leeve some of meelk for Sandy Claws. An cukkies.
Merry Crispness to all Cheezfrenz an all peepuls of gud will all over teh wurrld!!
oh yesh, teh Sum Assembly Rekwired. *sigh* wen teh kids wuz little enuff to getting thoze sorts ob prezzies, my hubby yoozed to telling teh grandparents “ALL assembly reqwired.” iz bad enuff being up all nite helping Santa wifowt putting teh grandparents gifts togevver too.
wunder wut happens if dadcat drinks too much “milk” an gets teh instructions for teh tricyclol and teh Happy Mommy Toy Kitchen miksded up?
???Wat iz Happy Mommy Toy?
LIk dis? Yogi Yorgesson
*Tu uv deh Cween’z paigez enter
*wairing deh roy elle purplol tunicz, wite legginz
*adn deh shoez wif deh curly pointeez on deh toez
*Dey rayz dere trumpetz tu deir lipz and
*bloe a short fanfare
*Deh Cheez Town Cryer enterz kerrying a parcht mint
*In a strong voice hii reedz:
Heer ye!! Here ye!!
Hur Majesty, Cweenmj is pleezed tu annown sing
Deh furst annulol Cheezland Noo Yeerz Day Parade!!
Plz tu preparifying ur floats, marching bandz, clownz,
et setra fur paradifying on deh 8am ICHC time LOL on
Janumerry Nawt Sekkund, Tu fowzind adn Ten.
*Deh Cheez Town Cryer den nailz deh notiss ontu
*deh board on deh Town Hawl neggst tu deh
*Time kunbershun chart.
8am ICHC =
11am Pacific
12pm Mountain (noon)
1pm Central
2pm Eastern
7pm TTI
8pm Yroop
6am Sidney (neggst day)
*still polishing up teh liddle old red trycikle*
*handz lunarmommy sum splarkly streemerz fur deh handlolbarz*
n if ur wife calls, iz u nawt heer?
Jush teller Ime shtil at teh offiss, k? Hic !!
Bar down teh street is cawl’d “Teh Offiss”, right?
That lolcat was at least 100 times funnier before you straight up mutilated it.
Cake inna brakeroom!
Wat’ dat you say? Da snake was in da cakruum? Glad himz ok!
happycat doesn’t look so happy anymore.
Brings me one ebery elebenty minutes until AI passes owt, adn then ebery fibe minutes after dat.
Haz no wun seen teh kitteh in teh glass??!!??
LUK! IZ WUN PIDDYS FEZ IN TEH GLASS!
Iz seen fings….? no?
I has Firefox eyez!
This cat is GORGEOUS!!!!