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i took it wif mah sekkrit camera.
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Yu sed camra wuz off
i took it wif mah sekkrit camera.
Picture by: ctbburn Caption by: memoo_21 via Advanced Lol Builder
U lied to me
Plz to nawt upllawd to teh innerwebs
Whut about teh outerwebs? Would that be ok?
Ohai, LCB! Meri Krismus!
O hai, and greeting of teh appropriate sort for u. I just drove elebenty hundred miles to see my parents. They has gone to bed now, so I has teh place all to myself at *checks clock* 8:25pm. What shall I does?
Arrange teh furnitures just like they is at my house.
Borrow a cuppa sugar from teh neighbors.
Climb onto teh roof and wave to Santa.
D…
Dans down teh street in teh snow — iz ther sno?
Eet up all teh Krismus noms
Feed teh noms yu don’t hav rum for to teh hungree burdees
G . . .
Get teh clean sock reddy for Santa
Have som moar cookies
Ice cream! I knowz we gotz ice cream somwheres…
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Jump onna bed adn yell “izzit morning yet?”
Kleen teh kitschen fur morning noms
Leep intu a snowpile adn wayt fur fyrmenz
M…
Go to nay ber hud bar
Hava beer
Iskate home at about 11:30
J…
Make up fer nesting error by jumping in hear
N ee fing on TV?
Ov course nawt itz lolmas ebe
P…
Pie! Dere mus bii pie sumwharz.
Quart uv eggynogz
Raid teh fidgermagrater fur more noms
S….
Postify onna icanhascheezburger
Qwietly laff at teh lols….oar at leest tri tu
Runs arownd in circlols chaysing yur tayl
S…
Shake shake awl the gifties..
Tell us a storee- pleeze!
Unwrap awl ur gifts- look at dem then re-wrap them
V…
Vent to frenz on ICHC
Wander frum room to room
X-ray gift boxes to see watchurgettin
Y…
Yippee! Shuush! Qietely.
Zippee arond de houze.
Mary Catmouse.
clappity!
Ohai, mai bff{{{{{{LCB}}}}}} Yesplis bin uzing mai pewtur awn FB nd ai has a jelus cuz ai se yu dere. FB wont let me put in birfdai so ai kin joyn. Yu has a gud meowee krismes.
Same back atcha! Whut kine birfday u has that is unpossible for FB to unnerstand?
Won’t lebe da menu up fur me tu klik awn munf. Ai can has tu bai a nu pewtur sune. Nawt so shur ai shud du FB ennywaiz. awlredy waist tu muxh tiem. Nity naow. din iz redy. se yu sunez.
Say o hai to Yesplis and to teh firemans for me!
well.. i waz lying
Iz a verri small party so far, mebbeh moar peeps will kum. Screen an i is going to ty boot eek. Shall we get eggy noggy? Or sumfing hot, koz its COLD here!?
*offers mulled wine*
Oh, princessmu, fank yu!! Mulldeded wine is jus waht I needed.
Okay, I’s mulled it ober, and ai dunno wut mulled wine is.
It is to think about and to complain about.
heh!
dave, ur dr tiny cat looks somehow even cuter in his liddel hat!
oh good! adds a tray of spice cake. after a few wines teh spice cake is teh NOM
I waz lying again when i said i would go there
What?!! Wher is annipuss? Where other peeps?
I wus distractified. By…ar yu readdy for dis news? Sandy Klaws cam erly heer and brought TWO kittens! A white gurl with sum gray spawts and an orange boi. Whoot!
Whooooot whooot. Is teh bestist Catsmas prezzint, for yew and teh kittehs. Happitayle Catsmas carosue (iz 2.48pm on Catsmas Dae heer in Eensy Weensy Noo Ziland)
happy christmas kimmi! I hope u am well.
Happee Catsmas Princessmu. I aer gud but hotttt. Teh kittehs haz teh hotflops nd tehy is traink to find teh kewl playce to lai daown.
no tile floors?
OMG! how cool!
Best. Prezent. Ever!
Concatuations. I haz a jelolus.
We all herd dat da camera adds 10#s so we’z hiding!
Congratz on yer nawt secumbd! and Hammpy Lolidaze!
anni iz in bed bai nao, uzhually, kause it is midnight in TTI bai nao. The odders are gettin reddy fer Sandy Klaws, ifinkso!
Ai wuz sposed to be singing at Krismus Eave Unitarian servus. But snowstorm (not much sno, but in norf TX any at all is hassardus), an kwire direktor sed, stai home.
Annipuss sownd aslepe bai naow bai abowt 2 haworz agoz. We owld wiiminz nedez aowr slepez.
Hi, screen.
Merri Krissmas to lol, an to lol a gud nite. Hear in norf Teksis it is awl white — snowstorm bigger tahn tehy thot. An KOLD.
Here iz a prezzint for cheezepeeps: I haz learnd! hao to put vidioze on utubbe, an tihs is a funnie bit frum mai summer uv reskew kittenz lass year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGt604msCKQ
I thot taht tehr wus a 7pm (here) Lol, an I just wanted to let peeps know about my phunnie youtube kittehs, as a pressint for eberywun. So I wanted to be sorta up hai in the commintz. An tehr wus a lol wiv no commintz yet!
WP has eated my utube linky. If you go ther an search for “kittens milk-bar oops” yu will see sumfing fun.
Ifn u copyandpaste teh embed code instead of teh URL, it should postify rite away. Like this:
{{{LCB}}} dus u feel liek a teenager again? sitting quietly playin awn teh computer or watching tv or watever sew u dont wake the parints? All is quiet all is right, round old parints sleepin sew tight. rest in cheesely peeeeeaceeeace rest in cheesely peace.
Heh. I think I could lead a marching band through teh living room for all they could hear, but yeah, it is kinda weird.
I does has a little tired from my drive so I’ll prolly go sleepybyes myself soon, although between teh GPS, teh cruise control and teh automatic toll-pay thingy, I rly should be able to just nap in teh backseat and let teh gadgets do teh driving.
IF U TRUST IN SCI FI THAT SORT OF THING IS NAWT FAR AWAY. I HOPE SO! i HAET DRIVIN oops, caps lok, my bad
Like tihs? Its a huje lot ov gobblyguk. Mebbeh . . .
Yay! Clappity clappity!
WOW! IT WURKT! Fank yu, LCB. One moar tekno skillz akwired.
LOL!
okeh * goes tew check*
poor momcat. she’s hasin a ruff daY!
She looks like she is teh saying: “Plz spay me? Plz? I’ll pay for it myownself and everthing!”
She was a 2-yr-old stray. I did spay her, an taht wus a RILLY ruf day. But now, finaly, a yere an a half later, she is verry frinly an luvs to come jump on my lap. But you can’t walk up and pet her, she runs away.
Is teh typical kitteh behavior. My Liam will barge into my lap whenever he wants a hug, all 14 pounds of him. But when *I* want a hug he’s all “Whut? Hay! Whut is u doing? Unhand me, woman!”
heheehQ!1!
I like da way da mom gives a durty look to da camera after she spillz offa da couch! Tooo cyoooot!
Woot, carosue! new kittehs!! wunderful!
Yeah fer you, carosue! Take some pictures…*whispers* juss tell de new bebbehs da camera is nawt on…
I haz anovver commintz in here taht is “awaiting moderation,” so I spose it will show up sumtiem. It haz a linky to a funnie, frum when I had awl teh reskew kittens last yere. (Tuk mee a yere to lern to uze utube)
lol dat bes funny
Well, Toonces an Punkin opend der lolmas presents; I can hardily recommemd Zoom Stuffers catnip toys. (www.fatcatinc.co m)
My gurls are older and have nawt played dat hard fer many yeers! Dey iz bolff passt out now.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Warebber yoo r, wutebber yoo sillybrate (or don’t), I wish joy, lub, helf, adn wutebber els yoo mai need tu awl uv yoo.
Stai sayf adn warm, mai frenz.
happi chrissmuss to awl……………peace and happiness
You too, Amandakat!
Thought of you tonight…”Gotta Be Somebody” by Nickelback was on the radio.
Did you know I ended up seeing them in concert this year?
I posted this earlier, but WP took it down!!!??! ther is nothing ‘dirty’ here, just ‘Merry Christmas is several languages… so I’ll list the languages, and whoever complained, ‘learn something!’…….
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Geseende Kersfees,———-Africans
Joyeux Noel,—————–French
Frohe Weihnachten,———-German
Mele Kalikimaka,————–Hawaiian
Nollaig Shona Duit,———–Irish
Buon Natale,—————–Italian
QISmas DatIvjaj,————-Klingon
Gud jul,———————-Norwegian
Feliz Navidad,—————-Spanish
Sinifesela,——————-Zulu
Hoesenestotse,————–Cheyenne
oh yeah…Merry Christmas!!!—English
I thnk Iz cuvvered alla cheezpeeps…Happy New Year too!
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They took down all the reply posts too! thank you WP…Grinch!
Merry Christmas, Krelm! Danke, & merci!
That is teh very nice and teh edumacational, krelm. Thx!
But… but… I didnot knows that we hadded teh cheezpeeps whut is Klingons.
‘tribble’ iz wyze in teh waiz ob all tings Trek…
But… but… she is not a Klingon per se, ad lib or amor omnia vincit?
love noms Vincent!!
Vincent is vry nommable! Try some of his earlobe, is teh tasty.
Si hoc legere scis, nimium eruditionis habes.
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(this isn’t ‘bad’ either WP)
If u habes a eruditionis that lasts for moar than four hours, consult ur fizzician.
or go into business
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
My hart is so full I has to loosen my toga.
close
If you have a full toga, call me?
*closes toga*
Whoops. I wondered why it got drafty in here all teh sudden.
well, I must say I’m ‘happy to see’ both of you…
but(!) I hazta go now
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Merry Christmas to all and to all …oh, you know how it ends!!!
ai diddunt noh klingons celebraytid Crissmuss.
oh shewer, they be all sibilyzed now.
majQa’. QA TLHO’.
QISmas DatIvjaj to you too, krelm. Q’apla!
Iz anybuddy else watchin the NORAD Santa tracker?
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html?utm_campaign=en_US&utm_medium=mapshpp&utm_source=en_US-mapshpp-na-us-gns-norad
He’z currently in teh sanmwich islands.
Ahem – FYI; “NORAD is the bi-national U.S.-Canadian military organization responsible for the aerospace and maritime defense of the United States and Canada.”
And they like to keep an eye on Santy Paws, too!
What are u doing down heer? U belong up dere under “NORAD” sheesh.
@luvscatsva: I think if someone replies to their own comment while it is under moderation teh hole comments page goes completely crackerdog.
But is teh fun while it lasts: u can mix and match comments and replies!
And also tracks Santa aacross the world every Christmas Eve – is pretty cool, akchully!
Happy Lolidays to all Cheezfriends.
I’z dreemin ob a wet catmus
We are havin beeg rainz an floodz in Shicago; butt!! no weries!! It’s all gonna freeze up tomorrolol!
PJ!
Izznt u too owld an teh rong gendur to has dem kinda dreems?
My brudder libs in central Illinoyse, butt iz heer foar a few dayz. Iz him gonna has trubblol goin hoam?
I don no…dey keep sayin beeg rainz, beeg snows, windz…Nothing much happend so far…Toonces Doppler iz actin as if they’re gonna b rite. She nawt like da atmospheric pressure.
I drov hoam tonite in teh cool-ish rayne.
Dis afturnoon, I wuz owtsied wif swet-jakket ovur my t-shurt an wuz kwite comfee.
I DONUT lyk teh cold wevvers, an ifn I never see snow agin, it wud be too soon.
tehn yu cans skayt!
snerk! tehn I cans stay inside!
ware iz yur sens uv adventshur?
Yer lookin at it.
yur sens uv adventshur izza green kwilt skware??
“Smy abventshar!
I luvz da holudaiz meh ahnd mia kitteh lyk oppinin prizentz tu uz! Boot she hatez picturez tuu
Well, mai I is screemin at me to take out teh kontakt lence. Aifinkso ai go to bedbed. Everybuddy, hav a saf an warm an peas-ful catmouse.
Ohai, Cheezland!
Merry Krissmiss to eberywun. Y’all meen teh whirled to me, an I jes wantid to let ya know dat I LUBS YA!
{{{Cheezfrenz}}}
{{{rhsb and kitties}}}
Ohai, KayKitteh, you is here on braek? Nice to meechu!
Reading teh commints wifowt nesting is almost as ufnny as owr “Dark adn Stormy Knight” stories!
Wishing ebreewun a bery bery Mery Lolmas!
is he rodolf???if he is where is the rest of santas raindeer?
is he rodolf if he is…wheres the rest of santas raindeer?
rodolf is on a braek. da rest of da raindeerz b very bizzy tonite!
Wut did teh fotografur tell ya, kitteh? “Just testing the batteries”, lyk LCB did in hur bideos?
You warez da silley costume; LCB sez…
It nawt end up on da intertubes; she sez
Hay! ware is my gold collar!
heh! omg funny
Merry Catmus tew awl, and tew awl a nom byte!
awwwww…did ebbrybuddy go to bed? then mebbeh ai shuld do taht too. have peace in your hart ♥♥♥.
Onite, sunny, I left u a messije on yer profile..You nose I alway check in late nitez! Haba gud sleep!
nd yoo sayd dat it had no fillm.