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Santa remeberd Tank U, Tank U, Tank U
Picture by: lordaaronj Caption by: nanimoe via Our LOL Builder
Gud awld Santa!
Conga Ratz tu annipuss and pjperry!
I finso deh ty boo teek b habbing menny lubblee lolmas goodeez!!
Kitty ornamintz, kitty nutkrakkerz, kitty sunketcherz, kitty bakpakz, kitty powder puffz, kitty pensillz, kitty notebookz, kitty kumpooter mouses (o, da irony!), kitty snowglobez, kitty mugz, kitty ristwatchez, kitty lampshadez, deh list goingz on adn on adn on adn …. …… ……..
O, fan q, cweenmj! I’ll take 1 ov each!
Tenshunz pls. Sandy Clawz iz maekin teh list below.
Geddinline if U wantz tu tell Sandy Clawz whut U wantz.
Ohai, anni, and congratz! Do you hab Wendys in TTI? Itzza fastfud hambergur place all ober merika.
I akshully purrfurrs its to two othr big chains
Yep, we haz Wendy’s an Macdonalds and KFC – Ai aern’t spozed 2 eet fass fud (Ai haz diabeetus) so Ai haz nebber bean in enny uv dem!
You nawt miss too much! I’d rather cook dan habs Mikkee D’s or KFC.
Wendys is a liddlol bedder…You can get a baked tatter stuffed wiff brocklee an chees! I’ll nawt mentio n da “Frosty” again. Nawt gud fer diabeetus!
Ai maek a “slim lien” cheezburger wiv lo fat meet an cheez – nootrishus iffn nawt awl dat taystee! Nawt bad tho!
Amy’s makes a 1/4 veggie burger that is prette good and helthee
I lykes Trader Joe’s line of Veggie Burgers 2, dey is nootrishus an
delishus
I lurvs da trader joes! the wine, teh fronzen portions of wonderfulness!! teh choklit.. i could go awn an awn
me too! I go in for a few things and come out with ten bags of stuff!
has U tried the chile-mango slices, full of win and awsum they is
sounds liek a reson tew stop by
an pot stickahs an cookies an chocolates, I lubs the Joe the
Trader!
ahw u look cute tew gamma!
ah juss lub ur krismas abitat Annie. I finallee got all my cookies nommed an i cin c it !
Thx PM – Ai aer raver prowd uv it! Ai drawed it maiselb!
ooo nice !
We haz a chayn cawled Jenny’s dat duz reezunublolly helfee fuds.
Ai nawt noed yu had diabeetus, anni….or ai nawt remembered. Iz yu doin’ okay?
hai tankz for addin me….
Dass OK!
Ware’s my frosty!
an teh fryz!
congrats to yews annipuss
Thx, adorable smudgie!
A SMUDGIE! u, ur blog an ur cats awl rawk!
Anom to dat!
Kitteh haz ben berry gud!!!
If kitteh wuz berry gud, Whai hur gitz onlee teh hamm burger adn nawt teh cheezburger?
WRr – I axked yoo a kweshtun awn teh prevyus lol…
Oh Ai nawt bee heer mush longer, but until den ai can plai sandy claws.
* runz tu put awn the Red soot *
*puts awn best inoncent look in antishipation of sndy claws*
Laktoez intoleruns?
Aww whut a cute tabbeh kitteh
:Splort
I has a dead
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plot braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed two_kittehs to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
fanks fur deh rescue gamma cat!
no problemo! ai had to do it wif mai eyes shut so I dint splort myself!
hehe!
awww so cute!!!!hi cweenmj where have you been??
Oh Hai!! I wented cruuzin down deh DanYoob wif JCH4K, Jamamamamakitty and Teasel!!! wuz berry much deh funz! Now I iz in LooozyAnna wif deh KayJunz.
what or were is danyood???
Deh DanYoob (Danube) iz a river in Yroop.
Wii wented frum Nurmburg tu Vienna. Wuz awsum. u kin reeding bowt it here.
Waltz, tu, free. Waltz, tu, free.
ok…….i acn notz alwayz undersyand teh cheeze langwige……so
awww so cute!!!!hi cweenmj where have you been??happy christmas eve eve
that kitteh has benn good as far as sants knows!!
Awww – Santa iz sooooo full uv boaf awsum an WIN!!!
* Sitz awn teh big chayr inna Nawty Barn. *
Ho ho ho merree kattmaus.
Plstu aks fur teh krissymaus prezzies naow.
Teh lien startz there.
* pointz tu where red iz standing *
**Red goez up to Santa, sitz daintilee in himz lap, an whispurrs in hiz eer**
**whispurrin**
**whispurrin**
**moar whispurrin**
**pawzis**
**whispurrs moar**
Got awl dat?
Alrite, I finkso dat it foar now. Ifn I finkso of ennyfing eles, I will write it down an get in line agin.
Bet I know wat yu askin for!! Howebber, Ifinkso it mite bii illegal in most states!
**innosint luuk**
I’m shur I nawt kno wut u tawlkin abowt.
Beesydez, iz onlee illeglol ifn ur unner 18.
Whai U fink ai putted mai chayr inna Nawty Barn?
*after RHSB*
*sits down daintlee on Santa’s lap*
*wisper wisper WISPER wisper wisper*
‘kthnxseeyouinmaichimnee
*schmoo*
whee… sandy claws personlolleh! *gits in lien to wishes for whirldpeez – jes laik in cheezladn – adn fer enuff monehs fer awl to gits cheezburgers adn ennefing ennebunneh wans 2 eet adn dwink adn… libs a good lief*
Wun uv best wishes ever!! Fankies.
*gets inline behynd siobhan*
*checks my list*
**luuks ovur 3km’s sholder, an reeds hur liszt**
3KM! U gonna axk foar DAT?!?!?!?
I nawt know wat yu tawlkin bout. Just a lil diamond Tiffany brooch is awl. Well, ummm, maibii sumfing else tu.
*Getz in line* *Throws away list* *Waits fer lump of coal*
{{{pj}}}
Iz alrite, u prolly get sumfin uthur den lump of coal.
I has been berry berry nawty, an I prolly gettin sumfin.
Keep teh hoap alive!
*whispurrs* Diamonds is coals dat has been smoosheded alot…
**whispurs ** Teh splort reskew so close to krissymaus dai can fiks lawts uf nawty
*ques up waits wiff list*
ai haz gottin coal en mai stokking
twyce.
*sigh*
Ai had nawt Xpectid teh Santa tu ask mii for wantz!!!
*finks Ndust tree uslee*
Plz mai Ai haz 4-Wheel drive hybrid sedan? Will trade slightly used Saturn four it!
Der iz at leest wun hungry skwirrel neer where Ai werks. Sew, enuff fud foar all teh hungree: peeps and Nanimolols.
ahem ….
here be christmas song. To the toon of Beethovens’s Ode to Joy from 9th simfonee
Christmas trays with bells and sleighs and Christmas kittehs in a row
Kitteh sculpting table legs like feline Michelangelo
Kittehs sing; o human brings me noms both dry and succulent
If you don’t then spend the night with kitteh being truculent
Kittehs climbing Christmas trees to pretty balls that sparkle bright
When we gets in striking range, we bash them balls with all our might
You may get some woolly sweaters from your auntie that you lubs
We be using them for snoozing – just make sure it comes wit gloves
Has you got my Christmas presents? Human – I left hints for you
Blankets, shawls and ping pong balls, Miles Davies album – Kind of Blue
Dinner bowl – my name in gold; my pikcher in a frame of pearl
And so, Happy Christmas human and my cheezefrends round the wurld ….
Bwavo!!! Bwavo!!!! Klappity, klappity, klappity!!!!
Woot Woot!!! *floofyapplaws*
nice did you make that up
clapity!!!
Yaeh! Auwesum
“Succulent” adn “truculent”: yoo has teh ossim n win, A. Smudgie!!!!
tanks everybuddee – happy christmas
Aww, sweet lil kitteh, yu kan haz awl myne cheezeburgers too!!
Butt wayt! Iz HAMburger!! Nawt CHEEZburger!!!
U wuz jus a littlol bit nawty, nawt urned teh cheez yet.
*Tu uv deh Cween’z paigez enter
*wairing deh roy elle purplol tunicz, wite legginz
*adn deh shoez wif deh curly pointeez on deh toez
*Dey rayz dere trumpetz tu deir lipz and
*bloe a short fanfare
*Deh Cheez Town Cryer enterz kerrying a parcht mint
*In a strong voice hii reedz:
Heer ye!! Here ye!!
Hur Majesty, Cweenmj is pleezed tu annown sing
Deh furst annulol Cheezland Noo Yeerz Day Parade!!
Plz tu preparifying ur floats, marching bandz, clownz,
et setra fur paradifying on deh 8am ICHC time LOL on
Janumerry Nawt Sekkund, Tu fowzind adn Ten.
*Deh Cheez Town Cryer den nailz deh notiss ontu
*deh board on deh Town Hawl neggst tu deh
*Time kunbershun chart.
8am ICHC =
11am Pacific
12pm Mountain (noon)
1pm Central
2pm Eastern
7pm TTI
8pm Yroop
6am Sidney (neggst day)
*starts thinkin ov float designs*
Tihs am NAWT A DRILL!
We haz a LEVEL ELEBENTY SPLORT WARNING
EXTREME CYOOT DETECTED –
HED SPLOSION RISK: Higher than Amy Winehouse and Keith Richards if they were kidnapped by Cheech and Chong
plz to haz ur CHRG, ur Duck-Taep and ur Peril-senzitiev sunglasses and ur warm, floofy blanket at teh reddy.
Ai repeets, dis am NAWT A DRILL
If it was, mah braynes wud nawt be all ober mah cubiclol
*SPLORT*
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plot braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leeds The Crapture to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
*leevs mai pleh work for The Crapture to look at in case he splorts again*
TTFN cheezpeeps. Ai hasta go home and snorgle teh kittehs, clean, cook dinner, wrap presents, make bread…
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*takes several deep breths*
sorry. I just dont know how all this stuff piles up!
happy holidays to all if I don’t see you for the next few days.
{{cheezpeeps}}
Bye, gammacat!
merry cheezemas! * sends halpful YNG after Gamma tew halp*
Meowy Cheezmas to all!
*danglols toes ub misslols*
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mEEEEOWWi Catmaus, Cheezfrenz! *SCHMOOZ!*
BDM!
**runz up an gibs beeg SCHMOO to hur missin fren**
Ohai, Red! Hao yew iz? Ai beh onna Winner brake til Jamanuary Forf. Ai kin haz thyme in Cheezland?
*haz a hoapful*
Ohai BDM U haz a saef warm plaes tu stai? Aifinkso U spozed tu get teh saem blizzie wii haz.
Ohai, WRr! Yesh yesh yesh, wii kin haz sno storm! 20 inches is purrdiktid in sum plaisis… ai duz nawt noes ANYwun who finks 20 inches is a gud fing.
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Ai has mah hows wif mah kitteh and mah tew fyr plaisis and ingreediments fur cukkies (biskots fur TTIs), n duz nawt haz tew goes N E wares fur a lotta whyls.
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Yew has wevverd da storm otay?
Iz jus starting heer. Ai desided tu nawt trabel tudai, wuz gud fing ai did. Wud has had tu go fru teh freezy rayne.
Can has cheezburger! Can has!!
(Splort)
HAHAHA! Too cute. WENDY’s should be paying you promotional fees, btw
But he forgots teh cheez!
Noe cheezez?! Waaaat iz theez?
Butt (!!) rember, Miss Piggy haz said not eeting ennyfing bigger than yur head!
An that burgur, cheez oar not, iz just about biggur than yur Whole Boddee!
Dat essplains why little kitteh dun’t luk lik he haz a big happeh.
“howe iz i tu nom dis?”
Mite be gud tu remooving teh breds, nawt so nutrishus four teh kitteh.
U eeets dis sayme wai s eets lolfant…..
2 cute!
lololol! teh cheezburger is bigger dan teh bitteh-kitteh! Iz much amyoozd =)=)
moar n bigger laffs to you awl in teh Noo Yeer! n evry 1 whoz unner lotsa sno n iis, drive careflee! we wants you 2 spen safe hollydaiz wif yr kittehs n goggies n frenz =)
Look at those stretch marks!
was wondering if anyone else would notice lmao
omg so friggin cute! you guys just earned my follow-ship!
THATS A HAMBURGER!!! NOT A CHEEZEBURGER! O_O
But… i suppose you could add you own cheese.. that would be kai i guess
Cute kitteh By the way