I always make sure to stretch before I cauze mayhem.
but den ull b on santas bad list.
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can yu strech kyute?
Konga rats, caro sue fur yr solo nawt sekkund!
Mayhem kitteh is the cawshus??
*Goes out in da blizzard to get more duckie tapez*
Pj, wii is tyd fur nawt furd!
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*offurs a rope tew pj sew pj can find way bax inna blizzurd*
Goncatulashus to ufs! Got any snoshoes? Oh nevermind all da snow izzan anty splortation devise! *Comes bak in to snorgle floofy bebbeh!*
SKWEE!!!!
SPLORT.
itz da noze, huh….
Yeah, da nose and da pinkee pinkee toes and da sowft flooooofoffffffffffffff SPLORT!!
Oh noes! Anudder splort! An ai bean owtta praktis!
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*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures ____ will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on pj*
*carefullee lifts up pj perry, wrapps pj inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, PJ perry! here beh sum beers an nummy chokit brownies wif peenutt budder chipses, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
Oops! I meanded to add yr name tew da part abowt da nawty barn! Sowwee!
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mai ineptitude… let me show yew it!
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:blush:
It’s ok, BDM, I nose whoz I is.
Where haz dis boyz noze been, huh, Mr. Smudgie?
Him gots sum schmutz on hims beezer.
Oh noes! Red is down!
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An my CCC lisinz iz abowt tew egg spire, tew! Butt (!) ai haz tew try tew sabe hur…
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*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures rhsb will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on rhsb*
*carefullee lifts up rhsb, wrapps hur inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, Red! here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
Oh, fankyoo BDM.
Didja kno I has two floofy bebbehs? Go to luuking at my LOLs an my pikshurs. U see dem, plus pikshurs frum a Cheezmeet!
Yew is da weklum!
) An da Cheezmeet lookded lyk lotsa funs, two!
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Ai has sean dem! Dey is da beautimaus, an yew is da lukee tew beh ownded bai such wundermaus kittehs! (*whispurrs* ai has kinda been lurkifyin just tew seaz whut is goin awn in Cheezland, eben when ai nawt has enuf thymes to korm owt tew plai.
OOOOooooooooo……… Ssskkkwwweeeeee…… Splort!!!!!!
Oh noes, mai leej! Yew has splortified!
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*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite green duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on hur royal tee niss*
*carefullee lifts up cweenmj, wrapps da cween inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, CweenMJ, here beh sum cocoa an nummy chokit brownies wif budder skotch cheeps, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
Oh, Fankeez BDM!!
*nomz deh browneez, sipz deh koko,
*nom, sip, nom, sip, som, nip, sop, nim, pom, sop, nim, som, nos, sim … …
ai’ll have whut she’s having!
*shairz brow kneez adn kokoz wif tessm*
Ennywun eltz wantingz sum??
*raises paw*
*brings een trai ub sordid brownies and bebrajes*
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Plz tew beh halping yrsalfs!
Hey, do you nose wat happehs wen you putz budderskothc schnapps in hawt choklit? Is da best fing EVAR! Delish!!!
OH OH OH!! ai noes this wun! yoo getz awl happified and feelz moar krissmussy!!
*ahem, ahem* ai noes sumfing else just az guuuuu-uuuuud…
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TessM’s Faymuss Choklit Raspberree Truffle
♥ wun shot uv Chambord
♥ wun shot uv Baylee’s
♥ inna cup uv hot chonklit
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this yeer, ai haz discovered iz alsew gud with pommmygranit liquer!
Yums!
oh yesh!! DH and ai donut have kidlets nor enny famblee nearby. A cupple uv yeerz ago, we desyded we wud stay hoam and drink on Xmas. Had a bottlol uv Chambord to use up, sew we went luukin foar drinkie resipees. This wun wuz sekkund onna list and ai didn’t go past it!
taht sownds yum an dangurmus!
*Tu uv deh Cween’z paigez enter
*wairing deh roy elle purplol tunicz, wite legginz
*adn deh shoez wif deh curly pointeez on deh toez
*Dey rayz dere trumpetz tu deir lipz and
*bloe a short fanfare
*Deh Cheez Town Cryer enterz kerrying a parcht mint
*In a strong voice hii reedz:
Heer ye!! Here ye!!
Hur Majesty, Cweenmj is pleezed tu annown sing
Deh furst annulol Cheezland Noo Yeerz Day Parade!!
Plz tu preparifying ur floats, marching bandz, clownz, et setra fur paradifying on deh 8am ICHC time LOL on Janumerry Nawt Sekkund, Tu fowzind adn Ten.
*Deh Cheez Town Cryer den nailz deh notiss ontu
*deh board on deh Town Hawl neggst tu deh
*Time kunbershun chart.
8am ICHC =
11am Pacific
12pm Mountain (noon)
1pm Central
2pm Eastern
7pm TTI
8pm Yroop
6am Sidney (neggst day)
Startz maeking teh tikklol tayps fur teh p’rade (owt uf goosee adn dukkee tayp uv korse.)
**wunners if old ohai-skool marchin band yooniform wud still fit**
*Digs owt baton twerlee fingee*
In Cheezland, uv korse it fitz. ….. IRL, ur on ur own!!
Butt, butt, butt, mai rowziz iz awl goad awai! Hao will ai mayke mai float? **pondurs** Mebbeh ai kin use poyn setta peddlols?
Dis nawt b a Pasadeena roziz parade, dis b a Cheezland Parade!! u kin makifying ur floatz ennyway u likez!
Ooooh! Sounz FUNN! Ai will defuhnitlee tries to be heeyur, but ai iz dooing teh promoshunz in Pasadeena teh week beefour teh Roziz Puhrayde, in full Rennisahnse cawstoom! Ai may gitz to stai and see teh puhrayde, tuu!
=^..^=
ai can haz lrg helping uv dis floofy wite mayhem plz?
Beeyootimus dansin kitteh kannot bee awn Santy’s bad list.
Ohai, all you wonderful Cheezpeeps! CK here again with another installment of “CK’s Blasts From The Past”. This time around, I thought I’d take a multicultural look at the Christmas season. So, here’s Jose Feliciano with “Feliz Navidad”. Feliz Navidad and Merry Christmas to all you kick-ass Cheezpeeps out there.
Berry nice! Fank yu collegekitteh and ohai! **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
*accepts colorful wing of friendship with large floofy paw*
Bebbeh Floof Kitteh
knoez seekrit ubz Mayhem amz
flekkzibillitee!
Bebbeh Floof Kitteh
canz getz n2 enneeplayss
hurz wawntz 2 habz ‘Phunn’!!
Bebbeh Floof Kitteh
juss habz 2 luukz Innosent
ennee tymez hurz cawt!!!
Jack.
Oh, yes, i wud beleeb dis kitteh iz innosent!!
Tai-cheezburger. Ai does it.
Dayv, yu iz a funneh guy.
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pfft. ai gotted owt mai xmas gravatar an it nawt show up yet.
Lukkin gud, tessm !!
* Shift-F5 awn fierfocs *
oh, fankees, but ??? Shift-F5 is nawt doing nuffin for me. ai cleered cache an EVREEFING!!
oh, well, at least sumwun can see it! 
…aaaaand uv corse, it iz ther naow!
Dats berry nice Santa hat you haz!
an u too! fankyoo foar fren rekwest! ai haz a honored!
Oh yesh, yesh, yesh. Teh warmin up iz bery important. U wuddint want to duz urself an injury, kitteh.
Ai can haz dis floof kitteh in mai stokkin? Pleeeeeze Santy Paws?
Oh…. SO…. KYUUUUUUTE!!!! Looks away wifakwikness!!! No can haz moer dan won splort a day! Gud kitteh stretchies iz very impoartent!
Duzzent kitteh git enuff stretchin wyle stretchin owt onna cowch? Kin nebbur bee tu careful, aigess so.
*runsuptupjwifakwikness*
{HUG}
*rusawaiagin*
yu lukt leik yu kneeded taht.
Rule #18 – Limber Up.
az teh failbloggers sayz “safety third!”
omg…that is sooo cute….
A wud buy tis kittehs fitnuss videoz foar anee pwice
Very funny and cute!