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pool party minus water plz kthanx
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Doan’t wanna get wett!
congrats anni, haos yur sno going?
It’s awn it’s wai Ai fink – it haz bean raynin a bit. Ai mite eben be abul 2 go owt 2morro!
O yesh, o yesh, mebbeh ai kan find sum last minut krismus trinkits to put in teh stockins!
Pleez to turn teh jakuzi on!
but not liek dis, plz
“BAT” eers, nawt “BAFF” eers, Silleh!
Okai **gentle batbatbat**
*snerk* teehee – taht tikkuls!
* jentul batbatbat bak*
*gigglol*
Dem aer Rex kittehs Liek Daisy teh curly cat
I lykes Daisy an herz beautous outfitz!
i have known kittehs what always rex things…
Teh Rex rools!!
Happeh Neu Yeer, if ennywun visits dis layte liek mii.
Where iz teh noms? Wut kind uv partee duzzint haz noms?
adn teh drinkees, where iz teh drinkees?
*Wheelz in deh fabulous nomz adn drinkz cart.
Ok, wii haz fresh hot-frum-deh-oven rollz, toona salad, schwimpz, cheezburgerz (wud u like friez wif dat?), cakes, froot salad, cookeez, samichez, iec kreemz, carmel kubbered applolz, adn pyz.
Fur drinkz wii haz fresh kawfee, hot Kristkindlol tea (i brotted sum bak frum Jurminy) chokklit martooneez, Irish coffee, grape NeeHi, and bubblee shamperz.
I finx, sins we iz sittin in un emtee hawt tubz, we shud b holdin emptee shamperz glassez. *nods*
*fillz up teh glassez wiv shamperz iliko presto”
O mai cween dis luks like a fubulolous spred fur teh pardeeh! Ai wud lubbing to trii sum kristkidlol tee from Jurminy, aifinkso it haz sum spyses in. It will go naicely wiv teh cheezburger.
*fillz up hawt tub wiff hawt bubblolly water*
U haz sum soop oar chiliz awn dat cart? Iz berree kowld heer, soop wud be niec. Ai will haz sum hawt kawfee wif a liddlol sinny munz innit.
Kaerful iffn you pudding into micorwayv….
*claps paws ober eers, skwinches eeis shut*
* BOOM * !!!!!!!!
*dux*
Ooooo noze!!! Ai wuz afeered ob dat…8O
Dux? yu shure themz nawt geesse?
Pfffft! Is a ossylot, as enne fyule knose
*saunters by with a hyooje pot of potato and leek soop, and a larje bowl of garlic crootons to put inda soop*
*Laddles up a larj bowl for WRR*
Here you go – this shud get u warmed up!
* sip *
Oh fanks nenne iz teh gud soops.
*nomnomnomnomnom * MINE * nomnomnomnom*
*Adds L&P soop to teh menyu fur a sertin payr on visitin roedunts*
*Please Miss,can I has some moar?*
..
Sooooooo
yoo ar having sum visitng reoduntz???
Intereesting. . . .
What the heck is up with the gray and white cat on the left.
It’s face looks messed up
Lukks OK 2 me – juss got himz eiz shut, dass awl.
ai think the kitteh are looking downwards, and has patches of paler skin / thinner fur above his eyes – it’s not uncommon in kittehs –
(add a www) peteducation.com/article.cfm?c=1+2023&aid=1140
Boy, talk about hanging around the water cooler!
Oh hai, sweeneypie!! how u iz?
I finked fur a minnut dey was bunnies! Mai gone kitteh (sad) Pearl luffed to take da baffs. Ai got her when she was a tinytiny cat an awl dirty an had da nasties. so she wuz in da baff alot. nyc adn warmies. so seh lurnify to lubs it aifinkso!
Mee too ai fort tehy woz bunnehs!
Ohh, I luvz cornish rex kittehs!!
tehy iz very pritty!
i now right
*Tu uv deh Cween’z paigez enter
*wairing deh roy elle purplol tunicz, wite legginz
*adn deh shoez wif deh curly pointeez on deh toez
*Dey rayz dere trumpetz tu deir lipz and
*bloe a short fanfare
*Deh Cheez Town Cryer enterz kerrying a parcht mint
*In a strong voice hii reedz:
Heer ye!! Here ye!!
Hur Majesty, Cweenmj is pleezed tu annown sing
Deh furst annulol Cheezland Noo Yeerz Day Parade!!
Plz tu preparifying ur floats, marching bandz, clownz, et setra fur paradifying on deh 8am ICHC time LOL on Janumerry Nawt Sekkund, Tu fowzind adn Ten.
*Deh Cheez Town Cryer den nailz deh notiss ontu
*deh board on deh Town Hawl neggst tu deh
*Time kunbershun chart.
8am ICHC =
11am Pacific
12pm Mountain (noon)
1pm Central
2pm Eastern
7pm TTI
6am Sidney (neggst day)
Adn 8 pm yurup time!!
dats ok – as long as we gets the TTI thyme – we noes we is a nour ahedd!!!
A parayde!!! ai has nebber been inna parayde!!!
*goes tu wurkshop to plan a float…*
Deh bestest part uv a Cheezland parade is dat u kin b in it and watch it, tuu!! kinda like habbing ur cake adn eeting it!!!!
Caek!!! We haz caek adn we can eeting it too?
ohboi ohboi ohboi ohboi!
caek!!! floats!!! costooms!!!
*is shibbering wif auntee sippayshun*
Adn bandz, adn clownz, adn konfettiz, adn trolls – oh noe, skip teh trolls!
Iz okai tu haz a cupplol uf trollz. Wi will need dem tu kleen up aftur teh horsies aifinkso.
Troo, troo!
*nodz hed in agreeance*
Okai fur teh trollz tehn, butt onlee if tehy iz nawt weering costooms or marsks so we kan rego..reko…noe hoo tehy ar.
*gets owt teh old liddle red tricyclol an starts polishing it up*
wut iz TTI?
Ai noe, ai noe, ask mii, ai noe.
Iz TeeeeenyTinyEngland – ai fink?
Teeni tini Ingerland (England).
O fanks Chessie, mai spelloling iz nawt so gud
fank u awl, ai lernt sumting todai
The one on the right lookin at the camera looks like some kind of bull terrier, not a kitteh LOL.
himz too cool to luk at teh camra.
oh, oops – himz iz NAWT too cool to luking at teh camra
*lunarmommy shuldnt hab stayd up too late last nite, can’t brayn now*
whateh is teh ebil
not wants it on me. mite maek me gets wet.
bunneh-kitti party, or iz all lookin for spiderz
liek dis?
(hee hee, wun ob my alltime favritest lolz)
Oh, jess, dat a gud lol!! it hab sum guud commintz tu!!
it b deh wun wair StagehandDan tolding us bout deh camelz, and DavecanhasDr.Tinycat told us how hii screeminged like a liddlol gurl!!!
yesh, teh commints iz az classik az teh LOL!
Ai mist teh end ov it!!
it wuz awl reelee funne. But. . . Wuz it reelee moa than a yeer ago taht we had Romeow’s Big Burfday Partee??? Nuthing this yeer???? It seems – ai seem to hav loast a yeer.
Butt – wuz reelee a funne LOL! Ai red it just nao – an ai thort – DavechDTC iz sooo funnee!!
officecat says:
July 17, 2008 at 4:09 pm
dats wut I waz finkin’.
Srsly, wif big spidee dat cloas, peez wud bee teh last ting on mai mind.
DavecanhasDrTinycat says:
July 17, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Yeah at dat point is kinda like a mergency shutoff valve.
LOL!!!!
Ohai, all you wonderful cheezpeeps! CK here again with another installment of “CK’s Blasts From The Past”. This time, I thought I’d take us back to the early 1960′s, when hanging out on the beach was the popular thing to do. And now, without further ado, here’s Mike Love and the Beach Boys with “Surfin’ USA”.
*luks at the weather outsied teh windurr*
*luks at beach and sun and waves inda biddeo*
*SIGHS!!!!*
joins in CKs blast frum teh past wiff this holyday classic!!!
I’ve just finished decomarating our krismuss tree (isa teeny wun – about 2 footses high, inna pott inda windur…) so ai feels all festib!
joins in CKs blast frum teh past wiff this holyday classic!!!
I’ve just finished decomarating our krismuss tree (isa teeny wun – about 2 footses high, inna pott inda windur…) so ai feels all festib!
i’z habbing a pool party rite down teh thred, dis iz teh purrfekt myoozik for it!
Why? Afraid to get ur furs wet?
hey mai furz gets frizzy in humiditeh, an I has jus spended elebenty hours straightening it
U has teh purty hares, 2_k.
oh fanks red, I needs a harecut, harez has grown long, but mah
hairdressah is not working dis week, has to work until the gnu years!
I finkso I’m gonna pull a Britnee Speers an shave my hed!
oh noez, I lubs your purty red hares, plz to reconsider
I will mayle my hares to yoo, tehn!
bai hare mayle?
*sneek aowt adn powns awn teh floofee whyte tayl, runbakunnurtehbedwifakwikness *
Ohai red
ohai WRr, where do you fink you is going?
Up teh thred tu nom teh gud soop nenne maeded fur meh.
Hay! Come bak heer!
**followz teh rat unner teh bed an batbatbats him**
how is deh catmas preparations coming along? Is you in holdai kinda mood?
I am seryuslee “Bah Humbuggin” dis yeer, so I’m reddy foar Catmas to be ovur alreddy.
I jus drove from the Gnu Engerland town that I goes to school to back home yesturday wid deh kittehs and I can has moosical kittehs singing
duet in the back seat, dat was the most pathetic crying U has eber heard.
and I still has to unpack.. so I is grumpeh
Is snowing here and I no wanna goes owt
to does errands
Oh my!
How lawng wuz teh dribe? U shudda wared teh eer-plugz.
2 hours but it felt like elebenty
dere wuz lotsa traffik too, ebry body an dere mother out catmas
shawpin
Too hours wiv singing kittehs iz beeeerrrrri long aifinkso!
I nawt kin imadjin dat!
Josie nawt lykd teh car, an yowled ebery tiem hur hadda go sumware. Maded a twenny minnit trip feel lyk twenny howers!
its funny mai orinj boi will yowl wen he goes into the carrier, but stops wunse the car is running. maybe he lykes the engine sound?
Wuz elebentee hours when wii moobed frum Wise con sign to Norf dakoda…adn teh big tawm kitteh wuz karsik teh hole wai. Which maed teh nawt mush smawllur momcat haz a simfony payns.
O teh poor wuns! Yu adn teh kittehs
Wen Ai wuz a yungling Ai wunderd wye peepl sed dere hares wud cum owt iffn dey gotted wet in teh rayne – Ai fort dey meaned dey wud goe bawld! Dey meend dat teh curl wud goe!
I has the opposite purrblem, straightened hair will getz wavy in the rain
and humideteh
Ai let myne du its own fing! It’s nachrullee wabee raver dan kerlee.
mine 2! Not really curly but wavy, when I gets a harecut my stylist
curls it fur me, I can neber replicate that luk.
Anni did Uz gets fresh produce? veggies an such or is U still stuck
becos of deh sucky weatherz
Mai nayburr did sum shoppin fur me dis mornin soe Ai aer OK. Puddy_tat iz shoppin at dis berry minit (him juss foned me fur adbies!) An him is dribin heer 2morro (wevver permittin) an teh sno iz gettin washt awai bai rayn, fank CC!
dat ar good. Has U eber used Peapod? is it any good?
Sowwe – had 2 leeb pyooter. Nebber heered uv Peapod so dunno wat it iz!
Ai Googlold it! It duzn’t operayt in TTI but Ai can get grosereez delibered bai at leest 3 diffrunt soopermarkits – but dere wuz no slots left fur dis week,
Is online grocery stores, I fink it started in TTI, you ordurs stuffz online and they delivers to Ur doorstep is availablol in many major citehs. I not has used it but once did a report comparing 2 such services.
Dere’s sum big eers on does kittehs.
dems sending tranmissions to dere home planet in a galaxy far far awai
Awl teh bedderer to heer u wif!
tahts eggsackly wut i wuz going to say!
they did teh perm where is teh NOM? CRXes = best kittehs! Sure
they shur are pritty!
Reb alert Reb alert
Attention everbody.
Christmas is coming early this year it is coming the 25th of Decembers.
*5 SE runs around screaming aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh*
(Trying to panic the people.. LOL)
yoo cant skare me, i wented to teh maul dis morning an now my shopping iz all dun!
but i still has rollz, pi’z, an fudje to make!! an i haz to fink ob a vejemable cawz yoo cant jus habbing turkee taters stuffing rollz an cramberree sawse for crissmiss dinner!! (or kan yoo?)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
*runs arownd in cirkuls waving floofy pawz in teh air*
Donut panik LM awl will be fyne on teh dai, teh meel will be nomalishus and ebberybuddy will eet too much.
*poors stiff drink fur LM adn sitz her down in a comfee chayre to relaxify a wile*
oof, fankyoo, just wut i need.
why iz it so hard to finding kitchin twine at teh stores? yoo kno, taht yoo tiez arownd teh trukee to make it eezee to lift owt ob teh pan? i yoozed my last ob it at fanksgibbing an wuz luking all ober for sum more. finly kalled a store taht had sum, so wented ther an also buyd a gravy separator.
been wanting wun an for sum reezon tehys also hard to find. if i didn’t want wun tehy’d be all over teh playse.
Well – it mite nawt skeer yoo – but ai am plentee skeered!! Ai hav about 10 taimz moar to do than ai think ai can get dun ,. . . .
WAI OH WAI iz Krissmass a hole week urlee this yeer???????
AAAIEIEIEIEAIEIEIEI!!!
Aifinkso krismass is a hole yeer urlee tihs weekweekweek
Adn ai hav sum rappin to do insteed ov lukking at lolcats!
Lolmas iz eerly??!?!?!?!!??? but, but, but, it b on deh 25nd uv Dekkasember, just like ebbree yeer! i donut unnerstanding how it kin b wa week eerly… .. … …….. ….
Duz u knowing teh reci pee 4 teh green been cass a roll? If u uses steemed brock lee nsted ub teh green beens adn substi toot vapo rated milk 4 teh regler milk adn adn sum greated cheese, is delishus adn nutrishus adn esee 2 make.
ohai evreewun, heer iz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to kittensRsoft an momto6 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! teh burfday fairy junyur iz all eksited for crissmiss an driving me banananananas
so ifinkso a pre-crissmiss pool party wuld be a graet exkape!! with iskreems, snocones, hotdogs an cheezburgers on teh grill, tater chips (crisps for teh TTI peeps) icee kold refreshing bevrijes ob yor choyse from the cooler, an a game ob live-akshun wakk-a-troll!! donut wurry, it gets teh trolz owt ob teh faktree for sum sunshine and fresh ayr, and tehy gets to come to teh partee. plus if yoo only hits them on the hed it duznt hurting tehm.
also goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, see-throo beech balls wif inflatablol snomans inside, extra-kool sunglasses, sunskreen in neon-brite colurs to make yoo luk fansee and not getting sunburned, kandee, an hunnert-dollar twols!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Oh Hai burfday fairy!! I hopez ebbreewun at deh burfday fairy howse b habbing a wunnerful tyme rapping prezzeez and dinking hot koko!!
Fankeez fur deh fine job u duz halping peepz sillybrating deir burfdayz wif lotza goodeez and nomz!!
Schmoooooooz!!
*grabz mallet and wakkz a troll!*
oooooooo dat feelz sooooo good!!
fank yoo, my cween! teh burfday fairy junyor iz wrapping evreefing him kan getting himz hands on. teh nise Yoo Pee Ess man haz bringd us bokses from fambly hoo iz far away, an BFJ iz wrapping tehm all.
Rappin teh Yoo Pee Ess manz
Soundz like fun tu mii!
*grabz sum goosey tape*
rap, rap, rap, rap,rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap!!!
rap, rap, rap, rap,rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap!!!
rap, rap, rap, rap,rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap!!!
*Putts pritty redadngolde bow on top of naicely rapped yoo pee ess menz*
Dere, awl reddy fur delibery!
*dial, dial, dial*
hellol, is dat teh fed-eggs cumpany, ai haz a delibery fur yu to mayk
So, ennybodee gots enny tekillya I can has?
Werk wuz berry stoopy, an I wuz jest abowt reddy to start whompin awn my co-wurkers!
* handz rhsb krissymaus paypur rapped prezzie abowt 3 ft lawng *
Gud fing ai nawt gib U dis den huh?
Izza base-bawl-bat?
Ooooh, fankyoo!
**goez luukin foar teh stoopy co-wurkers**
We canz sillybrate Festivus and air our greevunces instead!
Here is a shot of tekyilla, you goes furst
wanna start wid deh stoopy co-irker?
Stoopy Co-Wurker #1 – wud NAWT shaddup, kept whinin abowt teh werk wii had. I finalee tolded him he wud get dun kwikker ifn him wud jes do it insted of complaynin.
Stoopy Co-Wurker #2 – (akshulee wun of my stoopy-vizurs) sent me nastee emayo abowt me leevin an nawt tellin him. I emayoed bak an sed uthur stoopy-vizur knew I wuz leevin, an considerin teh purrsonal nachur of reezun, I tolded hur insted. Dood emayoed bak agin, sayin “I nawt care whut reezon foar leevin iz, u still need to tayle me.” Alrite, wutebber.
negst tyme tellz him in eggstreeem detaylz…when himz stoopy vizurs iz biziting.
Nexst tiem, I will be sending emayo to him, an mayk shur I CC her.
I finkso him wuz in bad mood, an tuuk it owt awn me. I nawt cayr ifn him iz 8 inchiz tallur an 75 pownz hevvyur, I will NAWT tollurayte dat carp!
OK I goes neggst
Stoopy purrfessor: Gibbed take-home eggzam 2 days late
and aksed 2 questions which himz had nebber cubbered in class.
Wunst ower 2nd level stoopervizer annownsed him wuz habbing “opun door polisee” adn enneewun kud kumming tu him wif anything wif no repurkushunz. Wun kow-orker akshullee beleevinged dis adn tolding him eggzaklee wut shii thotted of a situashun. Hur suddenly fownded hursef on awl deh sh*t detaylz adn passed up fur promoshunz. Imagine dat!!!!
okai. what kinda stoopy co-irker shows up yesterdai an says we mai need support from your group next week. I said no one was going to be heer, STN!
oh yeah, ai forgot teh tekillya!
*downs shot*
hic hic hic!
my turn, my turn? I has stoopy mayl-laidy not bringz mai mayl when it snowz cause is slippy. ai cannot shubell, ai iz on dee croochees! >>No. not maekin da lidlol doylees, hab dee sticks fur da legs?<< Ai can get 2 car, y seh canna get to maylebcks? Ai swarez, is onlee 2 steps up, and ai libs in city.
I’m next!
*holds Festivus pole*
I wish my co-workers would just let me do my job. They have something to say EVERY FREAKING TIME I try to do something…. “You should do it THIS way….” Shut the f**k up and let me do my g*****n job the way I do it. Or I swear to CC I will pwn you ALL upside your f**king heads.
Should we do Chrismus Carols?
we wish you a furry chrismus?
meeces singing
Silver bells, silver bells
who will bell the kitteh
WRr – Iz yoo playin Santa agin dis yeer?
Ifn so, can I sittin awn ur lap an tell you wat I want foar Krissmiss?
Ohh Yess!!
Yay, a sinkful of kittehs! Just what I wanted! (clappity clappity)
wat kid of cat is that?
Those are a lot of Cornish Rex
yea!!! finally some rex!!!
ai kin haz dis kittehs?
i thought that al of the cats in the tub…were rabbits!!!!!!!!!
heh