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conga nutz, skwirrlgrrl!
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Awl pakkd an reddee fur yur trip to a undies closed low cayshun?
yuppa!
yup!! I’m atwerk… leaving heer in t minus 5 hours to head to teh hareport!!
Has a wunnerfull time!
(As if u wouldn’t if I didn’t say this.)
(But I mean it.)
(And bring me back something shiny!)
oar sumwon…
Oooh! Could u bring me *somewhere* shiny?
How about sometime shiny?
Couldja huh? Couldja huh?
Ohai, LCB!!
speeking uf shinee. I botted u wun. And I brotted it bak frum Yroop. And den I unpakkt. Adn I fergit wair I unpakkt it tu.
I noez it b in heer sumwair. 
Wen it findz itz way tu deh sir face, I will mailing it tu u!
I might know some peeps whut is good at teh locating shiny things in homes and businesses. U want I should send one to, um, halp?
does it matter if teh shiny was originully urs or not??
*looks askanse at skwerl*
Whut does u think?
just makin shure!!
ifinkso we can come to an arranjmint…… is it too late to get lolmas deliverry?
U can use Cheezburger Eggspress Delivery Serviss.
Cheezburger Eggspress: When It Absolutely Positively Has to Be Ther— O, Look! A Bird!
Ai iz NAWT deliburrin fings dis layte! I still haz shawpin ov mai own tu du! Unless dere is tripploltyme pay, den ai mite fink abowt it.
bii uda benefitz…
now burd! u sined a contract….
*shakes burdseed out of papers*
*looks*
isn’t this ur claw mark heer?
teh karib bean prettee shinee dis tyem awf yeer!
Teh rode owtsied mai howse iz shinee – wiv iis!
OOh, I’m sure it is! I like it when the sea wears diamonds.
Only, I is not the sure I has room in teh mansion at teh moment for teh hole caribbean. My phlonquais has been on sabbatical and teh place is a bit more organizized than usual.
Hmph. Stoopy piggeh has been on a mondical and a tuesdical also.
Just whare IZ tath Stoopy Piggeh????
Stranj, butt – ai miss him!!
Yeah, well. He worked so hard(ly) this past year I gave him
a time-outsome time off.“Go, piggeh,” I said. “See if u can find teh true meaning of Lolmas. And pick up my dry cleaning on ur way back.”
♫ Piggehz roasting awn an open fyre. . . ♪
Bad Janet!! Piggehz iz ower frenz, nawt foodz!!
Kud u haz him pikking up deh roast duk fur mai Lolmas dinner whyle hii b owt?
Adn gas up deh car?
Adn stop bai deh post office adn git mii sum uf dem purty Lolmas stampz?
And pay deh insurintz?
Adn bring bak a load uv fiyrwood?
But ov CORSE piggehs ar ar frenz. An we sud nebber, nebber eet them.
*taeks teh ham an bakon frum teh frige an haids them*
Remembrrr teh reelee delishus chestnuts (roasted awn a reelee, non-pedantic open fyre) in jermanee an austria?? Nao ai’m reelee sorree we dint get moar ov them!!!
noe porkie chopz?
noe bahbiikew ribz?
noe pigz lipz? (well, ai goe alawng wif dat won…)
Lisa: “Dad, those all come from the same animal.”
Homer: “Oh, SURE, Lisa. A wonderful, MAGICAL animal.”
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To teh hareport????
Where ar yoo going???
Ai awlwaiz seem to be missing EBRETHING!!
Yoo ar going to an undies closed low cayshun?????
Ai can haz a guess???
Yoo noe, mai lipz a sealed!
kittys with nuts haha
and getting hot…
adn mai naymz nawt Chet…
I’m sorry (kinda). The picture was just begging for that caption. LOL!!
Anybody gots bagburn oops bagbalm!
Miss Kreant Kitteh
Wuz tole tu drop adn sprehd dem.
Bownus: moonun kopz!
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Hao can ICHC cajone tihs tiep ob hyumer !!
Praps dey din’t unnerstan teh dubblol meenin!
iz test ticklun yur ufny bowne!
*hedz tu teh nawtee bayn…
* folloze … *
Here b sum YNGz fur doze uv u in deh Nawty Barn.
@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!
elebenty!!1!
butt(snerk!) dey iz jus eh liddul tu yung fur mai tayst!
mebbeh dems got owlder broddurs?
Oh rats- blocked by mai werk! Just hafta use mai “maginashun…
yer werk not lets yew look at teh pikshurs eider?? ai can read commintz but not can see profiles too
ai tink luvs ment teh vidyo, jama
aiz lyk yu et mai wurk, tu – noe can has teh cheezpicks, jus teh kahmenz…
O cween, yoov owtdun yerslef!! Kin you majin dem dan sing teh cossak??
*luuks into playne tikkets foar sweeden*
Ai want to go to Sweden!! Can yoo find sum nice cheep tikkits??
Kitteh warmin up hiz speshul Krismuss “pakidje”…
@@@@@!!!
*faysepaw*
yu tell em PB!
juss fink uv teh chillrins beeung eggspozed tu smuts leik tihs!
umm…. duzzn’t cajone mean, er… well… considering the lol….. uh, grate commint poussinboi!!
an sooo sub tile!!
oooh, ai missed that! *heddesk*
*Enter Pedantic Troll, stayj left*
Ekskweez moo, butt(!) taht is akchully a “closed” fire. Pffft yu peeps R sooo sillee!
Wai, yes, wii ar!! *haz a prowd*
yesh… boren dat wai adn prowd ob et ^^
fanks fer noticin… *shmoo*
Was teh poynt uv bein ennifing but sillee?
Welll, juss so lawng as yu kno! *PT joyns teh silliness*
Iz teh PT nao down center staj???
Being sillee R us! Ai luv teh sillee!
* Enta anubber pedantik Troll, stayj rite *
Skweeze mai butt (!) du wi kno if it wuz awlwaiz “closed” ?? Tehy wood knot play teh rawng sawng fur nutting !! * Coff, phtt, phsptt !! *
*snerk*
Pawt Belleh Draggun
maykz t3h ayr nyss andz wawrm 4
lawwwwwwwwwwwwng Stretttchee Kitteh!
Pawt Belleh Draggun
amz berrh frendlee. Letz t3h
Hewminz cuukz awn itz!!
Pawt belleh Draggun
letz Tukkee Kitteh getz cloass,
butz nebbur 2 cloass!!!
Jack.
Pot Belleh Draggun!! Jack, u b habbing a wundrus way wif werds!!
Schmooooooo!!
*sigh* Jack awlwaiz see things in such a wundermaus way!
*dropping the lolspeak for a bit* … My DIL, who is 7 months pregnant, was admitted to the hospital yesterday because the baby’s heart rate skyrocketed. They gave her meds to bring it down, but so far it hasn’t come down enough, so more tests and more meds are what the doctors are doing, and if that doesn’t work they might have to go ahead and do a C-section … so we might have an unplanned Christmas baby. At any rate, prayers and good thoughts for Dianna and Baby Aiden would be MUCH appreciated.
*Lolspeak re-engaged* – SCHMOOOOOOS tu wun adn awl
Purrayerz adn beemz fur yur grandbebe adn herz mawm!
{{{{{{DIL}}}}}}} {{{{{{{baby}}}}}}}}
I putting mai beemz on ohai fur a healthy baby adn mama!!
aweee… its chrismis… it mus gets beddur! *sending ober beems adn will enclose da momma adn babeh in mai prayers*
Beems for Diana and Baby Aiden!
Prayers for a healthy baby.
Ai doan no iffn it wil halping, but teh mommah adn bebeh haz mai bestest wishuz..
ai izz wrappen awl mai cheezefrendz inz teh aynjull wingses uv cheezelurv adn lyte, adn mennee fangyus foar awl teh beems adn prayers adn gud thots. Yu izz teh beriberi bestest!
{{{HUGGIEZ}}} adn SHMOOOOOOS …
*sendz kitteh-cuddles to calm teh hart-rayt ob bebbeh adn mommeh*
and beems of wizdom to teh dokterz…
**sendz up prayurz wifakwikness furr helfy mama an babee**
Deer Italiana – ai joyne ebreewun else heer in hoeping fur awl the best fur Diana an Baby Aden.
Pleeze do let us noe – we will awl werree until we noe ebreething iz OK.
{{{{{{Italiana & fambly xpeshuly almost-noo one}}}}}}
Beems n pryars to Dianna and Aiden.
Mmmmm! I smelves hawt Cat-shews!…..
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Ohai Thornius!!!
Ai saw yoo heer teh otter day wehn ai wuz doing a “lurk” fly throo! Mewowy Krissmas – an so glad to see yoo heer again! It’z bin a wile!
::-):
I can has hugs? I sent my Meezer, Mario, over the bridj las nite. He wuz alwiiz a tuff gui, but stopped talkin or eetin, so wii started seein teh v-e-t-z an haffin teh tests. Yeshturdai teh sturgeon fownded lotz uv bad stuffz, so I sed just not tu waik him up. When ai sed goodbai to him, ai told him to look fur teh watchman, and then after he got enuf treatz and belly rubz, to go to teh part of teh meadow wif lotz uv tissue paper to roll around on and wait for me tehre.
I hoep I did teh right thing for such a good frend.
O meezer….
ai iz soe sorree fur yur loss!
{{{{{meezer mom}}}}}
{{{meezermom}}} and {{{mario}}} He will find lots of furry frenz to play wif in the meadow that haz crossed the brij before him- and u will see him again. U did the rite thing for ur gud frend.
{{{{Meezer Mom}}}}} Sew sawree. Yu saved him a lawt ov suffering.
oh, MM, ai has a sorree foar yur losst. Itz alwaes harrd tu sendz wun uv ower fuzzeelurvs tu teh bridj, butt yu didded eggsacklee teh ryt fing foar hym. Itz hazza sadd foar yu, butt Mario hazza happee adn a helfee naow, adn himz kan mayB beez yur gardeeyun aynjullkitteh.
{{{Huggiez}}} adn beems tu yu adn Mario
Shure you can haz hugz, Meezer Mom.
Ai kno hao it feelz to be loosing ur gud frenz like taht. (May parunts hadda send free kittehs obur teh brij in the last few yeers adn I still hazza sad fur them sumtiems. But Iz a sentimenshul oaf..)
Aifinkso yu did good to nawt maek yur Mario hazza suffer.
{{{MM}}}
Thanks, cheezfrends. I needed to hear that from you. And healing beams and good thoughts for Dianna and Baby Aiden.
{{{{{{{{{Meezer Mom}}}}}}}}}}
Ov corse, yoo did teh rite, best an awnlee thing yoo cud do. But, oh, hao verree sad it iz to say gudbai. Butt – waht yoo did, showz just hao much yoo reelee, reelee luved him.
{{{{{{Mario}}}}} Teh Nite Watchman will taek care ov hiim fur shur – an we can awl go an visit in teh Princess Mu Meadow ene taim.
Sowwee fur ur sad, MM. Sumtiemz u haz 2 lub sumwun oar a furrfren enuff 2 let dem go.
yess – whut annipuss says.
Naow ai haz bery leaky eyes.
{{{{Meezer Mom}}}}}
So sorry you lost ur Mario. You has to trust that u did what was best for him… I’m sure u did, since u did it with love.
{{{{{{{{{{{Meezer Mom}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{Mario}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
it b wun uv deh hardest thingz, tu letting deh furry babehz going tu deh bridge. But wen it iz tyme, u noez it b best fur deh kitteh. I will telling deh nite watchman tu b lukking fur Mario, and u knowz he will taking gud keer uv him.
Hugs for u and Mario and for everyone who loved him.
Sorry to hear about your Kitteh Mario.
*hug* *hug* hug*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{meezer mom}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{mario}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
ob cours yu deed da rite fing……..
iz alwais hard tu let da furr babehs goe….
mario iz playin in da meadow wif mai nawt sekkund kitteh – an choklit pointe meezur naimd stoopie……yur naim alwais maiks meh membur hims wif an smiel….eben thurty-wun yeers laidur an kin stil sea an heer mai beeutiflol boi……..durn leeky ii’s……
*hug*
Sending yoo a big hug, Meezer Mom.
{{{{{{{{{{{Meezer Mom}}}}}}}}}}
Frum DK adn her meezer Jinks.
oh, mai. ai am sew sorree.
{{{{{{{MM & M}}}}}}}
{{{{{{Meezer Mom}}}}}} I has leeky eies for yu, an will fink of you when I hugs mah Meezer tonite. Teh rite fing is sumtimes teh hardest fing.
{{{{{{{{Meezer Mom}}}}}}}} Sorry to hear about Mario. I’m sure he’s frolicking right now, talking up a storm with the other heart-pets.
Oh noes! Soe sorrie. Iz harder on Hollydays, I no.
{{{Meezer Mom}}}}
Beems tp Mario–say ohai to mai bebbehs in de medow.
{{{{Meezer Mom}}}}
So sorry about your Mari. You will see him again, iknowsew.
{{meezer mom}}
Thanks to all teh Cheezpeeps for teh wurdz ai needed tu heer.
Altho no werds of myne kan eeze ur loss, u and ur fambily iz in mi hart and prayerz rite nao. I no hao hard it iz…I had too sendz mi Teddy over nawt two long ago… Yu trooly lubs ur boi to let him go, butt don’t worrryz, ur liddol prins iz safes in God’s lubbing armz….
Kitteh says: “Mah harbls haz a warm:”
Ohai Th Crapture! Meowy Krismas to yoo an ene ov teh Spooklets yoo still hav wif yoo!
and Hairy Catsmas to you too… I has Tonya, my oldest kitteh…Spooky, and i has Snowflake and Butterscotch the two lynx-point meezer spooklets, tho i need to find them a better home because in my little apartment, those two, at age 16 months are fixing to drive me crazy…Snowflake has been known to hunt down and shred even the best hidden rolls of TP and because she is still comparatively teensy, Butterscotch has been getting into my entertainment center, getting behind the various audio and video components and knocking things about back there…I love them, but they really do need a better place than mine
Snowflake an Butterscotch ar so cute.
But – since ai have the four kittehs maiself, yoo ar rite. They mite need moar space. Four kittehs an take up a LOT of room for such little things! Ai hope, when yoo find tehm a noo and bigger hoam, that they an go as a pair.
But in the meenwile, being with someone who luvs them is a reelee fine thing!!
Teh lolcat, it gived me teh chuckles.
the first lolcat that made me laugh out loud. literally.
I wud be down on teh floor snorglin tihs bebbeh in less tahn haff a minit!!!
Its a GIRL cat..!
how do you know?
can you see anything?
its all hangin around there…
Teh kitteh am soo cloes tu teh farplase, mebbeh tehy gotzed caterizeded?
onoes! we must all take back our laughs!
fal, fal, fal. :snerk:
Tacky, maybe. ROFL, absolutely
Tacky and unimaginative. A new cheez-low.
Meh. :/
LOL! oh noes! I guess this makes ME tacky and unimaginiative!
that looks so inviting, lol.
well….that’s luffley.
Dems sum hot nutz!
hahah! this totally made my day
Ho Ho Ho – daz is funneeeh
Thiz z da 6000th front-page lolcat!
Happinez is warm harbalz
*holding sides*
Brilliant!
OMG ROTFLMAOPIMP! I’m still at work and my bosses just looked at me like I’ve lost my mind – I can’t stop laughing. ROTFL – this is too darn good
By far, my favorite!!!
very cute ^^
LOL That’s a good one
lol, EPIC WIN!
Ouch…. that would burn….
For shame, he should be altered! There should be no nuts!
Jaaaaaaakc Frost nomming at ur nooooooooes !!!!…
iz tink i put a shinnnes shing tomewhere or ewse i touldent be here! P.S. hows i add emos???
akshualy luks like hes been nuterd
love dis XD