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When you see some random fat guy in a red suit coming at you with a bag.
o hai Cheez Frends! Bonus LOL for today! You awl haz bin sew gud dis yeer dat u git ur holiday gift earlee! enjoy!
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fearz when ai sees no commints up yet! ken ai type fast enuff?
Conga ratz empka awn yor feerless nawt-sekkund !!
Yay for teh empka adn collegekitteh in a tie for teh nawt sekond! Adn fanks to teh Big Cheezepeeplz for teh ekstra LOLkitteh (such a prettih fluffih kitteh alsotu azwell)! Concatshoelaces tu everibodih!
Yesh, congratez to boaf ob u!
Parrently, yes. Yes you cans. You WINS!!!!!
yay! thnx fur the congrats – luks lyke ai needs bof an unexpected lol and a slow almost-holiday nite to git meh nawt-sekkond nawt sekkond
n conga rats to collegekitteh!
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Ime afrayd ai fawgot tu congarat yu, ck, urlier !!
Sew, CONGAZ NAO !! Yay, woo-huu !!
* Hab sum ballunez : Ѻ ; Ơ © ® Ѻ ; Ơ © ® Ѻ ; Ơ © ® *
*takes small ballune* *rubs on hair* *sticks on kitteh*
Kittee awlreddi haz had wun hair raizen xpeeryins, nao twu !!
Poar kitteh! *removes ballune an snorgles* feel bedder!
Mai very nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund! :3 Fanks for da conga-rats. Dem ratz wuz gettin layzee.
Wat iz dis? Loliday bonus lols?
Teh anny-mull ketchur wearz red?
DA V-E-T ware’s red?
eevun iffin teh clothz wuzzunt red tu beegin wif dey wil bi!
Rick wares red. Punkin does nawt like Rick! He always wantz to pick herz up. Punkin iz nawt a pic-up kitteh!
Unless, it’za bag ov cheezburgers!
Dere haz been so many lolz todai! Iz very exciting! Santy Claws iz goin to get a very unplesent suprize from dat kitteh…..
Feer wil suun bi follerd bi feerss !! * tiem tu run iz nao !! *
*hidez unner blankie and cobers teh eyez* I no likez teh scaries!
*Peeks under blankie* *Yells BOO!!!* *Runstohidebehindalolmastree*
hahaha I gess teh decoi cheezburger werked!
Da tayle is thwapping….
Da eers is twitching…
Teh poynty enz iz flecksin ..
*trows decoi cheezburger an runs to udder room*
Teh tozies ar tremmlin ..
teh wiskars iz atwichin…
*wunders if dat was da butt (!) wiglol ob doom…*
I tinks it were…..
A graow iz startin ..
grr..
EEPS!!! *zooms unner teh blankies agin*
* Cat-chez cheeseburger ! Nom nom nom nom …. wot ? !! *
>^;^<
Oh noes! mah decoi failed teh scaries iz goin to get meh!
BOO!
*faynts wit feer*
wunners if CCC iz rekwired? My Cween? yore opinyun?
No CCC reek wired…. Just deh faynting couch.
*slidez couch under TheatricalWandelust just b4 hii (shii?) hitz da grownd.
I iz a shii
Oh hai!! I guess I kud introducing mice elf. I b cweenmj. *offerz floofy paw uf fren shipz* Pleezed tu meeting u!
*ringz bell fur sum YNGz*
Guyz, pleez tu bring refreshing bevridgez tu mai noo frend.
Adn wun uv u git deh palm frond tu fanning hur wif.
If u needz enneefing else, TW, just ring dis bell, and deh YNGz will b happy tu serving u.
Ohtanksomuch cweenmj! *shaeks floofy paw heartily* wut beez teh YNGz?
snerk!
Dey iz deh Yung Nekkid Guyz.
fur deh menz wii haz Yung Nekkid Galz.
Tee hee!
oh, sawry! haz a kitteh awn my VERRRY NEKKID ironing bored, hoo ai haz to keep Snorgoling. ahem.
heer b sum YNGz frum Sweedin
TW, iz a running joke heer abowt getting teh YNGs to iron fur us. But…but…but…ai reely do haz a kitteh behind me awn teh ironing bored! really! really! hiz naym iz…um…we.ll..iz…Oddity.
Hahaha mah kitteh useded to play wit teh sleeves of teh shirts i were ironin. Iz had to wach him wifacloseness so he diddin pull teh iron down to teh floor.
tanks fur teh videeoh cweenie!
then, yoo beleebz my cat iz naymed Oddity?
My kittehs naems wus Eve (short fer ebil kitteh, he were a BC) and Dinky (littlol itteh bitteh kitteh dat neber growed)….. I haz herd of sum intrestin nayms
ai hadda kitteh naymed Prunella, anuthur wun naymed Barinthea, an mai boi kitteh wuz naymed Purrceval. ai sees nuthin rong wif a nayme leik Oddity.
oh, gud! ai haz a dobby, a toejam, an a oddity. Teh tr0ll tole me teh las won sed hiz name wuz Oddessy, but, being a tr0ll, he misunderstood. Wuz Oddity. Pics awn my profile, him iz teh small(er) black won.
*runs to look*
does is sum vereh hansum kittehs!
Heer be Eve: http://images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2009/11/12/f3adb5ca-8f55-4429-9060-e555e71ed659.jpg
Heer be Dinky makin trubble:
http://images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2009/11/12/d1d43882-c690-4d66-ae15-01a07b85699a.jpg
Awlso has pics of mah goggies on mah profyle but dis be cheezland heehee
Skweee! Must fink ob sno…….freezing rain….crowded parking lot. Ok, I’m gud.
pj! was yoo peekin at my kittehs!!!!!
oh, pj! wuz it dobby-muffin in teh catnip wif a smyle taht gawt yoo?
*pretendz a snit*
*googlols “snit”*
yoo has hansum kittehs! i comented but it gotted caught in teh twilite zone……
SH yur strypie kitteh haz teh beeyutimous markyngs!
onoze! “yoo” did nawt do nuffing rong! NUFFING! was “weerdpress!” IZ ALWAYS “weerdpress!”
I haz onlee a few pics of mah kittehs on mah profile most of teh pics are my goggies
Well, I lubs dem awl. Butt! da beeeg BC in da medium size bocks…..Skweeee…..*runnsagaintofinxabouwtsnow*:
I cant coment wifablooness
dos dis link werk?
http://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-TheatricalWanderlust/
fankees, keshet!!! ai thawt him wuz a um,,,furgawt teh werd,,,OH! Tortoiseshell Tabby, but found out here he iz juss reel purty!
pj, taht iz mah DOBBY!
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at Sweedin’s YNGs! Butt(!) berry phunny, mai cween!
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Ai haz a
I can nawt see yer profile, TW, are you bloo at loldogs? If so say somfing overder so we can see yer pics!
I cant comment wifablooness aneewair or teh werds gets eeten by teh twilite zone…..
puts teh http:// in front of teh link
cheezburger.com/pictures-by-TheatricalWanderlust/
i iz havin clicky trubblols rite noaw
dis be vereh frustraytin….. dunno if iz my interwebz or teh site…..
ai lykes yoo, TW!
TW!! We wuz juss kiddenh!! I lykes yoo too! WAKE UP!!
*extends floofy paw of frenship* ai lykes yoo too!
no CCC rekwired hahaha
fankees an *eggstenz back*
I thought you beeen arownd awile. You nawt new…are you?
Well welcome either way!
Yeps iz new. Iz startid on Ihasahotdog bout a munth ago. Iz so glad i caem to joyn teh cheez peeps too!
Oh, dat’s ware I new you frum of with….never enda sentance with juss 1 preposition.
taht reply werked owt well, throo teh whole lol! gudjob, keshet!
Big Cheeses say, unda teh LOL, taht wi hab awl bene teh gud !!
Tahnx Ben nd frenz !! Yu hab a happy Crismess tuu !!
oh, CC, ai haz been bad! ai haz killifyed in yur naym! ai haz just killifyed a swiffer wetjet in thowse name! Iz ai forebber tainted by my surch fur such vain an glorius vainglory uv teh kleen kichen floar? Oh,…yes…iz a penatans ai can do?…say wut?…umhuh…okay…say wut?… okay, to clear my name uv this besmirching, I will gib them…huh?…WUT?…OKAY! toonas ebbery day for…?…um…CC?…um…CC? okay
*sigh*
toonas it iz fur elebenty days, kittehs, an awl in surch uv impressing teh fambly…
*sigh*
culd nawt ai juss be nice tew teh vacuum cleener tew make up fur it? (ai haz new BAGS!)
Oh, da fambly, do NAWT getz me startid! ^%$#$@!!! PLEH!!!
RRRRrrrrrrr! Hrrumph! Fanx, sunny, I needid dat!
ai fawtso, pj! iz teh part we hyde taht needZ teh airing! (an teh YNGs) butt, reely,
my howse is kleen! VERRRY KLEEN! :OOPS: REELY REELY KLEEN!
oops fail!
myne izzunt, butt ai iz nawt eggspecting visiturs.
no visitors fur catmus? tehn ai will be there in spirit! (iz easier tahn in person, aifinkso!)
me too. and I will be here in cheeeeezland too.
fankies tu yu bof! wen yu iz heer inna spiryt plstuignoartehharedriftskthx!
mai famili iz gitting tugethur aftur crissmuss at mai pairrents howse.
Oh Fankeez Gratid Cheeziz!!!
Wii iz nawt werthy! but wii iz berry thankful!!
I dunno wut wii did tu deserving dis wunnerful plais tu playing, but wii iz soooo happy tu haz Cheezland!!!
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Schmoooz tu awl deh BIG CHEEZIZ and deh liddlol cheeziz,
may u lib fur ebber!!
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ai nawt-furst taht!
adn ai fird dat.
Da Gratid Cheeziz iz bery gud tu us.
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MERRY KATMAUS TO ALL!
gratid cheeziz? enny gravid cheezes?
nawt me!
but…wud halp us tew live forebber…
*whispurrz: dat b wair deh liddlol cheeziz kums frum.
*giglolz*
Catslave, AI AM COMING! an ai will be dragging 2minions will be dragging me her wif her me bekauz ai am sociophiobic…but but but…ai am coming!
um…we…are…she…will…did ai reely type taht? onoze! will haz a bad hed tomorrow, aifinkso, iz won uv teh warning sines win ai tryze to soshyoolyze in re-alllalllolity…teh bloo pills! ware are teh bLOO pILLZ?
*runsawaywifakwikness*
Kount me in tu. Ai’m hoping fur no snoes or ices. Wii can haz big Portland cheezemeet? Yes, we cans.
soashyoolyze wif real peepuls? um,,,in a reel place?,,, um, Baron, waddyootink? iz ok? hmmm…but,,,Beaverton???? oh well, ai mebbeh haz enuff bLOO pillz…ohmy! OnleeKetteh…thawt yoo sed “no shoes”…
*deep breff*
*deep breff*
*deep breff*
(be in teh moment”
(do nawt juj teh thawt*
*donut worreez abowt teh spellingz)
&donut worry bowt teh punkshoo…watebber%
@yoo can do dis, sunny!
PH YES…UM…MEBBEH…YOO cAN?
OK! TAHT’S DECIDED, THEN!
(shoor doan luk lykeit, but will try!)
Maybeh yoou can pixurz dem in derz underwarez…
NAWT halping, pj!
*donut juj*
*donut juj*
*donut juj*
pssst:
2minions tole me hur nawt-sekkund cheezmeet had TEH CWEEN!!!! can yoo haz imajinaireez?
Sry, I nawt juj. You can do this, sunny. The one who love you, love you. The ones who don’t, we dont’ carabout.
um…ok…but…yoo are probly ryte!
*wonders ifn teh cween iz still watching*
*wondering ifn she meremembers 2m…*
sunny izza skairty cat
sunny izza skairty cat
sunny izza scaredy cat…! oh, mebbeh will be okay? will try.
*pat pat*
it wull bi teh ok, it wull, it wull!
fankees, keshet. it may still be.
You b okay! You can do it. Tomorrow wen they iz leavin you’ll be sad to see them go. (Butt glad it’s over too. I know.)
oh, pj!!!!
teh “donut juj” wuz nawt fur yoo, wuz fur me!!!!!
iz whut they try to be teeching us in “dialectical behavior” an “mindfulness” classes for IOP (iz short fur intensive outpatient therapy) fur peeps hoo are skairt uv teh hole werld. ai wood nebber juj yoo!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Well, donut juj sunny! She is my fren an I nawt like wen somone jujs my frenz.
snerk (YOO tawt me taht werd!)
izzit juss me, or did yoo notiss taht tihs thred is titled “FEAR”
I juss noticed it rite b 4 I red yer 6:48 comment!
pj? hab yoo notissed taht ebberybunny else left awhile ago? ifn ai rings a bell, will yoo get yur wings? ♥♥♥♥♥♥
fankees, pj
Schmoos! Hedoncks! fanq, sunny!
oddity iz wanderin wye mom iz suddenly snorgloling him so much win he haz bin back there awl nyte (honestly & actually AWN teh ironing bored.) signs and portents, pj, signs and portents. an,,,fankq!
*ting!*
hey! yoo se “fanq” afore ai said “ting!”
*ting!* sunnyhuckle getz herz wingz
sry ai wandured off tu git sum hot chokklit. yu can has sum iffen yu wants!
Oh, hawt choklit! fan q, keshet! sip sip sip……
mebbe teh class shud see me naow! *ai flunked out!* So WUT?!?!
g’nyte, pj
g’nyte, sunny
Sociophobic—did nawt noing teh name 4 taht. Izza gud werd 2 noing.
will be OK I just nose u will. ewe is strongly and haff da brafe, two. Or, two brafes! I is eezloly confoosed lately–no bloo pils!!
thank you, melia. are yoo by enny chance related to teh (NO, it cannawt be) Steve Melia taht had a band win ai wuz in hi-skool? iz purfektly ok if nawt, jus wondering, tehy lived down teh street….iz a unusual name…wuz in teh “sebbenteez”…
Cobra. teh band name wuz, “cobra”
i olled so hard i almost fell of meh chair!
Nice one! epik win Maybe…dat kitteh shud have red De nite befor Crismas! LOL
YAY! THEY POSTED MY LOL!
Congrats on the front page LOL, E999! And happy holidayz!!1!
AND ANOTHER YAY! THEY POSTED MY CAT LOL!
hahahhaha niccceeeeee
not juzt al dat, he eets yur cookees and milc!