
vegas showgirl kitteh
shh… dont tell wut i didz in vegas.
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vegas showgirl kitteh
shh… dont tell wut i didz in vegas.
Picture by: Emma Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder
showez awf teh bootii!
Congrats, catena!
adn tu yu, tu! wii has eh tydwifakwikness!
Soe we du!
conga ratz, and conga catz, catena!
(und guten Morgan in TTNI!)
Nawt too werree!! Letz just hav sum caek.
Ohhhh – an luk!! Kirsmass cookies, too! Peanut budder, shogar cukkeez, vanilla way furs – awl kinds!
An Ambercat – did yoo maek theze grate sconez??? LOL!! Ov CORSE yoo did!
an heer – a fresh pot ov cawfee! Wif creme an demara shugar.
an sum hawt tee. An hawt choklit!
LOL!! Nesting fayle – az KafleenTehDawnKey wud say!
This shud bee under – ummm – way down awn teh tred where Catena sez she iz confoozled.
But congrats to yoo, catena!
AND GUTEN MORGEN, kitkay!
O hai, JanCanHasEvveryfing! Fangs sew mush 4 yore emayo; it meenz a lot 2 mii!! Yoo is a troo frenn! Will rite layter; gots 2 sleep a bit now.
*Tschuss*
An berry prittee 2!
wif yello fethers on hur head
and a beek left behind in the fudbowl…
her naym wuz Lolah…she wuz eh showekat!
The kittehs finallee takes up the competishun wif the conga rats and the merengue skwirrols….
Dear Cheezfrends!
Buster and I wishes u all teh best for the holololydays and the noo year
{{{{{{{{{Cheezefrends}}}}}}}}}
yu tu!!!
Thx fur dat! An awl gud wishis 2 u 2!
O my, whut a beetimus krizzmuz kard frum yoo an Buster! And ai lyke teh co-wire, 2, berry pritty–ai lykes dis sawng, butt ai noes it in Jerman “Es ist ein Ross ensprungen”.
{{{{Nenne and Bust-o}}}
{{{all the cheezpeepz}}}
Is tihs yur qyr? Is lubblee an Krissmussy!
Thanks!
Yes – it is my choir!
*whispurrs – aim on the top row onda left, slitlee hidden, neggst to a basemann and a gurl wif long hayr…*
ohhhh is teh beeeeyutifuls and full of win!
berri beautiful. ai needed dat dis mornin.
Beyootifyul! Thank you!
O I luv dis Krismas song! Bery fun to sing! Beyootimus–fangyuu.
S-W-O-O-S-H!
lemme sea yu shak teh tale fethur!
I needz moneez fur collegge!
Awww, dat’s a pretty kitteh! I wants her! Or at leest wants to pets her.
kitteh hab teh ebil ai… is lellow lyk hurs tale…
Only wun ai iz jellow, uzzer ai iz bloo!!
Is she mebbeh Turkish? (Van or Angora, I cannut ‘member which is teh floofy wun?)
I finks so tu! Just add watur..watch them swim!
I too am happy for catena, however with 17 votes (when I first saw it – now it has 27) on her lol and she gets her lol on the site – who does she know? There are millions of us out here with millions of better lols (I mean this one isn’t even particularly funny, sorry) and lols with many more votes too, that have been waiting YEARS to have their lols on the site. I know, sour grapes. Oh well, life is full of disappointments, this is just one more. Merry Catmus anyway. rural88jean
ai ddi? ddi ai mis dis?
*nedez eh hepp, pleis*
Com an has som Krissmuss caek in teh brakerume, Catena!
Othx, ambah!
*butt(!) ai styll has eh konfusd*
i fink ruraljean finks u maed teh lol beecus ebery won did teh conga rats fur yur nawt sekund..
sow, ruraljean was sayin dat teh lol is nawt dat gud adn nawt hab meny vowtz sow y it get on teh lol home paj? i fink ruraljean finks u hab giv teh cheez-boss a speshul krissymaus pwesent in eggschang fur teh lols on teh homepage… (dat maed meh lols jus afinkin abowt it!!)
i fink ruraljean ib konfusd
Lossa peepl doan’t reelize dat teh botes go bakk 2 zeerow wen a lol gets 2 teh frunt paij an fink “Mai lol had mennee moar botes dan dat….”
ai tink yu guiz ar rite. ai had en eggsitud fur eh momyn, tinkun mebbe eh catena LOL wuz upcomun!
rural88jean, iffen u luukd kloslee u wud haz seen taht teh kredit fer dis lol sez “dunno source”. U owe catena an apolologee fer attakin her, also tew teh maker uv dis lol. Az far az ai kno dere is noe wai tew cheet er uvverwise inflooince aneewun tew put ur lol awn teh frunt paige.
Ai maiseff wud luv tew maik teh frunt paige sumdai an ai gits a happytail fer those fowks clevur enuff er funnee enuff tew maik it. Pleez tew nawt begrudge er tri tew spoyl sumwun elses happee.
Kaithxbraikinnacaikruum
{{{{{bluesfan}}}}}
Deer rural88jean,
Uhaz leepinged tu sum berry straing kunklushun. Lemmee see if I kin halp u tu seeing deh truth uv deh situashun.
Fur starterz, the votez u see at teh top uv deh lol b votez it haz gotted SINCE IT MADE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE!! Deze are not deh votez dat EERNINGED it deh frunt page spot. Only deh Gratid Cheeziz noez how mennee votez it got that eerninged it deh frunt paige. If u goez tu deh voting paigez u will see dat deh voting dhere iz dun wif a thumbz up/thumbz down type of vote. The votez shown heere are deh 1, 2, 3, 4, oar 5 burger votez.
Sekkondly, deh Gratid Cheezez du not play favoritez in posting LOLz on deh frunt paige. I haz metted dem in purrrson adn dey b honnist and honnurablol peepz. Tu akkuze dem uv being unfair is so uncalled for.
And C, deh sillybrating fur Catena wuz fur making deh furst (wii kawlz it deh nawt-sekkund) commint.
I finso u b owing deh Gratid Cheeziz, Catena, adn deh unknown purrson hoo maded deh LOL an apolology.
*handz rural88jean hur sour grapez bak.*
Plz to not b disappointed cuz ur lolz hazzn’t made it too deh frunt paig yet. Deh Gratid Cheeziz git bazillyunz uv lolz ebbree day. Only a handful making it tu deh frunt paig. Plz tu enjoying deh site fur awl deh funz it duz haz. Adn plz donut b so kwik tu leeping tu kunklushunz in deh future.
Anom!
{{{{{BF}}}}}
Did u git snowinged on??
*smug luk on fais*
I haz warmz adn sunshinez!!!
––––––– ☼ SPLAT!!!
Got hur awn teh nawt-sekkund lob!
Oh, adn welkum bak, mai cween!
––––––– ☼ SPLATT!!!!!
frum me 2! Ai haz bean stukk indores sins Furzdai bai sno! Ai hoep 2 be taken 2 teh shop 2morro 2 bye Krissmuss noms!
nyce shot!
Wii iz havin teh crazee noo ingerland wevver, got snowd awn Sundai, butt (!) nawt tew bahd, bowt 4/5 inshes, but haz been sooper kowld an awful windee. Howsome eber, awn Katmus dai iz posed tew bee neerly 50 degreez an rainee, wich iz jus fyne wif meh!
o..an um….Rapid Fyre!
—–☼ —–☼ —–☼ ——☼ splatsplatsplatsplat!
Ai tawkifyed wif mai sun in Washington, DeeCee yes turd dae, adn himz sedd taht wair himz livvs in teh VA sububububurbbses, tehy gawt obur tu footz uv snoe, adn hims streat wuz fynlee plowded yes turd dae butt(!!) moats uv teh sydewawkz wurr nawt shuvvulded. Himz kud nawt hyab gaw10 tu himz werkies bihkawz bihsydz teh fakt taht teh gubmint aww fisses wur klosifyed (himz izz inz teh Naybee), teh brij himz wud nid 2 kraws ifz himaz drobe wuz klosifyed, adn teh Metro lyn himz wud usallee tayk wuz klosifyed awlsotu. Tehy hadded a mess, aifinkso!
yesh, ai saw taht DeeCee reely got klobbered, sew did partz uv Massychoosits, ai gess teh storm waz gittin wore owt bye teh tyme it got tew noo hamster, fank CC.
Aww thats not fair, this is a great kitty! Shes called Lady and I got her as a stray, had a very hard life and shes only 1. She deserves a Lol!
Thank you Catena you’ve made my day!
moar funny pictures
For teh cheezy peeps x
oh is stoopid linkys!
ht tp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2982631680
datz kyoot!
is nawt gud pikshur, Layla gots upsettd abowt mah pootin teh shiny on hur adn tryd tu skrach meh meny, meny tyms.
wos battul tu maek teh merreh krissymaus, but wos werth it!
Pritty kitteh!!! Has a merreh krissymaous yu too!!
I hab spended teh dai uploadin teh pikshurs ov teh kitteh… sum ov dem werth a luk!!
Matillda McFloof
waytz 4 hurs kew 2 maykz t3h
ekkskwizzitt entrinss!
Matillda lykes 2
sneekz undurr hurz Prittee Wun’z
lawwwwng, ekkspessivv goawn!!
Matillda taykz hurz
tyme 2 choooz witch Handsumm Wun
woodz maykz desent mayt!!!
Jack.
Matillda McFloof!
Dat iz eh fahbuless naym
Furr deserfun won!
wow, dat Matillda McFloof reely knoz haow tew wurk a ruum!
Yu ar mistakun.
Ai neva metez wif publyk.
Pleis goe ehwae nauw!
Matillda McFloof – what a grate naem.
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ai had a kitteh dat wuz bery much like dis wun. Him wuz albino Turkish Van and had a bery fluffy tayl like dis kitteh and medium-long fur overwise. Hiz naem wuz Peep-Al wif nicknaem uv Tonto-tayl. Da tayl curled ober on top cauze wuz so heavy.
An wot a lubberly Begas shogurl hers is. Lukkit da beautimus amayzing floofyness ob da tayulfezzurs. Ai wishted Ai hab such a mayzing tayul liek hurs. An wot a pritty fayse. Ellygunt kitteh fer shur. Ai wunderz wot hers lukked liek win hers wuz a bebbeh kitteh.
Ohai fuzzywhisker- ai haz nawt seen you before- extends floofy paw of frendship.
Floofy paw ob frenship rite bakk tu yu luvscatsva. Ai maek okazhunul bizzits tu ICHC. Batween werking an wurryin bout missin kitteh, duzzint hab much tiem at da mowmint. Butt Ai berry pleezed tumeetchu.
We habbed unfourchunate feeyasko dudder dai. Botted a hewmayne trap tu trappify missing Nicky. Direckshuns fer assembaly wur knot berry kleer tu doz ob uss hu ar meckanickally disinklyned. Nicky tooked da bayte butt eggscaped fru da nudder syde ob da trapp beekawz we dint hab itt sekurred paropperly. Dotter berry upset – she scaryfied Nicky wont kum bakk. Ai still sai dere iz knot mutsch owtsyde tu hunt wiff awl da kold an wind sew iffin she duzzint leeb lotza fud owt dere, himz will smellify da fud inna trap an ebenshewally goe in dere agin.
Dis haz bekum obseshun dis hololyday seezin. Will bee bak wiff uppydatez az dey okkur. Nao, bak tu regularly skedjooled lols.
Yeah, every inch a ellygunt. The way that forehead gold streak seems to go on over the gold eye gives a kind of Veronica Lake hairdo evvect to the pretty 2-toned-eyes.
She’s mighty purdy…
Meowy Krissmas to yoo , WannaSmile!
Haavnt seen yoo in a wile! Hoep awl iz awl smhyolee in yur whirrled!!
Teh kehtti bein PREWTIY kehtti
she noes u be luukin at hur
*whitstle*
u be doin at hur
but she not eben gonna luuk bak.
-QM
Herz leebs allada boi kittehs wiff brokened hartz.
Floofiest. Tayl. Ebbur.
♪Her name was LoLuh,
She was a sho grrll
Wth yello flloofies in her hair
and a lazer lited stare
Iz not nao nor haz eber bean a las vegas showkitteh…I iz hedlinr!
Ai knoze taht tihs izz awf fred, butt(!!) sinz ai wyl moar tehn lykelee bih awf-lyn untyl neggst weekweekweek bekaws mai sunn hoo izz inz teh Naybee izz kummin hoam awn leev 2moro adn wih wyl bih sillybrayteng bygtymz, ai wantz 2 wishify awl mai cheezefrendz a beriberi Merry Christmas … oar, ifz yu purrfur, a Meri Kissymows!
*hedbonks, purrz, adnh SHMOOOOOOOOOOOOs tu wun adn awl!*
Merry Christmas! w00t for your son!
okay, any body got any pointers furr me? i keep clicking in the race to be first, but it keeps showing the old pitcher until waaaaaaaay after the hour,say 12:04 and then i see that peeps were ablol to post right on the hour, e.g. 12:00, 12:01, etc. Do I need to change some sort of setting, or …[dwamatik mew sick] izzit a conspear racy??? hrmph.
(ps this is sort of a test to see if postin before the hour halps. hope you studied for this test, it twill go on yr pernamint rekkerd)
ai dunno teh anser…ai haz teh saim problim, ai haz tew keep refreshin an refreshin sumtymes fer 2 er 3 minnits afore teh noo lol showz up. Ai haz neber tride poastin before teh hour, wud bee hard tew maik a purrtinint kommint wiffowt knowin wat teh lol wil bee.Wunct inna wile ai manidge tew sneek in inna tye wif teh leederz, but nawt bery offin.
*sigh* ai gess ai wil alwais bee a dai lait anna doller short
well, is it coin seed dents? seemed to work commenting on this thread before the hour…
ai has de sam prolem 2. has to due wif yur puter’s memry aifinkso. mabbe aslo wat serber yu is on.
“lovely plumage” [sez in Michael Palin voice]
Beautiful cat
How amazafyin iz it that the lubberly matilda has da 2 ize ob diffrunt blu and grene? how DUZ that happen? Seems comun wiff da kitehs, nawtbeenatroll!! iz it (nawt say de ebil wurd) {photoshopped}?
no, dis nawt foto-chopt.
Having eyes of different color is more common with some breeds
iZ Soe beeteemuz… <333
It’s a chimera cat. Bi-colored eyes, and white/orange usually only occur in males. What an outstandingly rare cat you have there. Amazing.
What is a chimera? It’s any creature with cells from two different individuals (dna-wise) http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg18024215.100-the-stranger-within.html