
The feather… …. is dead. You are most welcome. Now about my fee….
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The feather… …. is dead. You are most welcome. Now about my fee….
Picture by: Peter Hasselbom Caption by: Desami via Advanced Lol Builder
hao rich ar u?
Nawt at all.
Conga-rats, Carosue! U be leedin teh tye wif NS!
Almost teh bestest fing dat haz happened to meh awl day.
Teh bestest wuz a beeeeeeg hug frum mah littlol gurl dis morning.
Two cheezburgers & a bowl uv creem.
you must…simply must make the payment
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kitteh can GET MOAR feathers.
3km’s kitteh leevs teh wingz.
Ohai, Dan! I leeved u a messidj awn ur profyle.
*Gets hawt sawse an bloocheez* nom nom….
**gibs awl teh wingz to pj**
Jes nawt to telling parrothed, ‘k? Hur seems to nawt lyk wen wii tawlk abowt eetin wingz.
Two cheezburgers & a beeeeg bowl uv creem?
Donut mind meh. Ai thot WP eeted mah nawt sekkund comment.
two cheezburgers wiv cheeze and extra cheez! and a bowl uv creem.
Fur dat much pai U can killifie dis elebentee fut peekok feather, wif teh peekok still attached.
**cubbers eers**
I nawt wanna heer teh peekok skreemin!
Dem nawt need teh kitteh tu killifie dem tu skreem! Whai U fink ai hired teh kitteh?
**still has eers cubberd**
WUT U SAYIN?
DID YOO GET TEH EMAYO I SENDED YOO?
I gawtted it. Nawt can watch teh U tube until Ai haz mai interwebs at hoem. Wurk haz dem blokked.
awwe dat bees da pwettiest kitteh aye evar did see!!!
Nawt shur but lukz liek Jamamamamamamaz ‘ byutimus Cayenne
Ohai, gramawgs!
U ever heer frum Jamamamama abowt teh uthur kittehs?
Wut kind ob kitteh am dis wun?
I has no eye-dea, butt wud gess Somali.
Ai lookeded it up awn the innernets, and I finks you is right. Him gots laaawngearses.
him luks liek a feerse hunter-kitteh ob teh dezzerts.
yup, luks like Cayenne, mai bebbeh Somali kitteh
Cayenne
Dat kitteh has beautimuss tayol!
iz floofy wif a byootimus stripe!
Teh plumidj!
Blargh, I r ded.
O noes! Red haz been down for elebenty hours (if taht Blargh wazza splort… adn judjing by teh scattered brainz, aifink it waz…)
DingdingdingAOOgah! Here comez teh slowcoach substitoot CCC!
*Scoops up brainz carefullee*
*Rinses in clear dezert spring waterz wif just a drop of tekillya innit–for teh antiseptiks, yu noes*
*Loads splorted brainz back in brainpan, pat pat pat*
*Puts top bak on hedd, adn securez wif turquoise-color duckytaip, nicely settin off teh red harez, aifink*
*Coverz wif fresh CHRG(wdoi)*
Nao wake up adn eat this chonklit opossum, Red, adn watch owt for teh plumidj.
(*Hearz ekko in teh distants: “Teh plumidj doan’t innerinnewit! He’z stone dedd!”*)
Ohai, Jamamamamamamamamamakitty!
Didja haz a wunnermus vacayshun? U wuz mist!
wuz rilly gud! teh cween rited us up good on her blog!!
*waivez Ohai tu Jamamamamamammamama*
I still not kauted up on mai sleepz. in fact, i finkz i will going tu bed now.
G’nite peepz!!
*speshul song fur jamamamamama*
I heer da tren a-kummin
Iss kummin rown da bend
An I aynt seen tha sunshine
Sinse I dont no wen.
*runz tu bed gigloling*
I maded a lol dat wuz inspyred by dat sawng.
See?
Smurf! Dat looks like Dini, a liddlol.
but yew nebber herd dat song like wen it wuz sung by Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrendie!
is no somali! is abysinian kitteh! aby’s aer wai better than somalis!
Hee hee — ai thotted uv Cayenne rite away azwell!
ai agri! izza beautimous kitteh!
himz awlmost luks like littlol babeh fawks!!! so uhmayzing!!
*Opens can ob gushies* *Gibs eer skritchez*
SSSQQQUUUUEEEEE!!!! what a kyoot littlol fayce!
*titens CHRG*
*wrapwrapwrap wif goosee taype*
Heer, lemme halpifying u.
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap!
Dhere ya go!
No brayn leekij now!
oar brethun, eitha…
Breethin iz ohaily over rated.
*”public service warning”* warning: be verry verry careful win her jsmesty iz habbin teh dukkee taype; an watch owt fur Sir Kul! wen yoo iz dukky-tayped by owr Jamesty, iz best to bow or curtsy respectfully. this ai have eggspeerienzed, and this ai noze tew be troo!
That’s somwat eeezee fer u to say!
*snerks* I no ov wat you speek…I also havz beena victum ov herz jamesty’s duckie tape rap rap rap! Breethin is a GUD thing!
Guies, I nawt feline so grate….
Watsa madder, redd? {{{{{redd}}}}}
I nawt shur.
Dr TinyCat sed dat my bludwerk an ultrasown iz normal.
Ifn iz normal, den why I still feel lyk sumfin teh goggie dragged in an BC nawt touch?
whats wrong? *wraps red in floofy blankie, huggs, and warm beems from cheezpeeps*
Stress? *Shows da pointy ends to redd’s co-werkerz*
Oh yesh, stress BEEG TIEM!
Fiziklee, my belleh iz burnin, I’m upin alot, an feelz lyk I’m gonna toss my cookees. (Sowwy if TMI, tryin to nawt be gross)
So, how to manage or decreez da stress? Laffter is gud, petting kittehs is gud, meditationz an breething excersizes…YOGA? Violenz?
Hmm. Did she meen music or killifieing….All gud suggestions!
My current plan iz to win teh lott-rey, kwit my jawb an moov to sumware wif a warm.
{{{{{redd}}}}}
Hot baffs iz gud.
dis mah seryus bizniss fayce…srsly
teh cootest abbi i eber did c
**googlols imidjes of abbi kittehs**
Yah, cud be abbi.
Ohai, Lynn! Iz yoo noo heer, or iz my brane mal-funshunin agin?
ohai rhsb – i be long taim chzfrend but not sew ofen post
y’all’er gonna luv dis. Places called, I’m walkin’ to the shop to set mah cawfee down and I’m near run flat over by no less that 6 rocketts still in thier robes and slippers……It’ll be fun to see if they make it.
None of dem stolded teh lid to ur cawfee?
y’all’er…..
Iz dat teh culler dat, wen mixded wif bloo, mayks green?
naw, you all are
I kno. I jes givvin yoo a hard tiem.
Yoo an yoor contrakshuns….ya kno, lyk t’aint!
Hay!! T’aint nawt belong tu SHD. It blongz tu Dannl Boone.
Ai heerd it awn himz TB sho awl teh tyme.
**snikkurs**
Dat mebbe troo, butt Dan maded it
infamousfamous.wot eh grayt eggspreshun!
adn sii dese kyooteez:
titun CHRGz nawt sekkund!
yu nedez tu skroll down eh bitt
Da hart kittehs are cyute, butt!, I fell over laffin at da roomba kitteh video!!
Ebree soe awfen
Ai giffz eh hynt awf daneja
Lurkun wifeen mii
I will pay u in kissees!
Smoo!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Oh noez!! D.R. iz down!!
hang in dere!!
I heer to helpifying u noaw.
*runz in wif teh CCC.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee
oh, luk! dis wun haz pixorz uv Hugh G manatee on it!
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U resting now and b ok inna bit.
Whew. Thanx.
Is very better.
A fee?? That wasn’t part of the deal!!
I am altering deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.
u alter deal, kitteh alterz u.
Iz dat ennyfing lyk beein tutored?
Oyez, Lohd Vada…
Em Pyre Strykes Bakk ref FTW!
I’m gettin an eer-full of purridj. Dini jes gawt awn teh back of teh cowch.
Aaaahhhh….
dat shuld halp wif teh stresses!
Anuvver fing dat will halp iz dat 2morro iz teh last day of werk until Mundane!
Yay foar 4 day week-en!
ai agriiz!
Ohai Red! Yu still arown tonyt? Ai had a happee to hear (upthread) taht yu didnawt has to get teh gallbladdrz owt, but awlso haz a sorree taht yu still nawt feel helfee. Bellyakes haz a pleh. *Sends stress-reducer beems for Red, adn good wishez for getwellsoonest*
Gorgeous kitty–is it a special breed? Where can I get me one?
dis kitteh iz a meny kyoots eggsampl uv abyssinian
ninja kitteh iz nin-jah-fying.
dat won fiyn ninja!
Kehtti is priciy
cwaulity coms at teh hiyi price
Exterminaitor
kehtti is halpfuil
be onry wunce u paiy
-QM
*clappityclappityclappity*
i agreez, yoo gets wut yoo payz for
Tahtz a ded releef !!
* koala tee iz hard tu get
*
evidanns repiite itsellf…… ……… .. …. … … .. . ……. hum. .. …..
ohai carotte! how iz yoo? i lieks yor dots!
*crossis fingurs*
*skwinchis iis shut*
*taeks a deeeeeep bref*
*kliks heals tugevvur ellebentee tiems*
Ders noe plaes liek Cheezland, ders noe plaes liek Cheezland…
Omaigudniss!!!! It wurkd!! It wurkd!!!!!!! It did wurkd, rite??? Ai can has cumin bak tu Cheezland, pls??? Ai can has a visibol agin????
eever yoo iz heer, or i iz not heer an iz in same playse wher yoo iz.
*nods* me three!
YAAAY!!! Ohai, lunarmommy an pj perry!! Ai has a hyooj happee tu has a visibol agin! Ai bin lokked owt ob Cheezland foar daesandaesandaes, an thot ai wuz gonna has a trappt in RL foarebbur *shudders*. Teh Gratid Cheezis sed dey nawt cud halps mii – dey nawt noes wut wuz rong. Ai cud maek an saev LOLs, butt (*!*) nawt cud poast enneefing awn teh freds – wuz jus offal! Den ai reedid wut nightshayde sed abowt teh problums seh had, an seh gibs mii teh ideer tu deeleet teh linkee tu mai blooniss, an den TADAAA! Heer ai bees, bak in agin!
*dansdansdansdansdans*
Ai sew happee tu beeing bak, ai cud hassing teh leekee iis.
YAAAY!! sry fer yer daesandaes…sounds horiblol! glad yer back! Happy happy, joy joy!!! *dansdansdanses*
Glad U fownd Ur wai bak nicewitch.
* offurs teh hawt chokklit adn teh bole uf chili *
It be berrii kowld heer. U can haz sum warm me up comfee fuds.
Oooooo, fankees WRR! Is cowld heer tu – chilli an hawt choklit wud bees yummee!
*sipsipsipnomnomnomnomsipsip*
Mmmmm – yu maeks wunnerful chilli, jus teh fing foar dis wintree nite.
Oh Ai nawt liek whut Mr weather manz sed tudai. ober elebentee inchuz uf snoez, 40 mph windz. It awl spozed tu start tomorro wif sleet and snoz…Nawt gunna stawp until Krissymaus nite.
i thought that this kitteh was an abyssinian (as opposed to a somalian).
Who else thinks that kitty looks a bit like a lynx?
What breed of cat is that?
iz a beeyooteeful abbi, ai fink so, dey r mai favritz
The photographer is Peter Hasselbom:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peter_hasselbom/sets/72157600970530781/
fanks fer dis linkee sethos, iz de kyootes pixelated abbis i eber scene
That’s one beautiful cat.
Vladimir Putincat
Prettiest kitten evar!
That is the James Bond hottie of cats, all right.
I’ono, it looks kinda like a Singapura kitten.
this kitty looks like Antonio Banderes