
And then… Joe walked thru the room… with a sandwich
gotz 2 feed teh kittehs b4 eating.
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And then… Joe walked thru the room… with a sandwich
gotz 2 feed teh kittehs b4 eating.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: JordanWiebe via Our LOL Builder
eh tripuldekka!
Congrats agane catena!
:blush:
oooooo con cat ulululations on a solo taupe spot!
wouldja liek a sammich to sellibraet?
Oyez, pleis! butt(!) nawt tunah….safe dat fur teh kittehz.
hauw abawt….cheez panini wif roestud redd peppaz awn garluk chabattah?
Hmm, dat sowndz nommy!
should have been cheeseburger
…and he was never seen again.
wot has ben sene iz nauw unsene!
Obviously was a tuna fishy sammich!
Yay Jenn, GMTA on teh sammich!
Thank you!
U sur not cheezburger?
A cheezy Toona Burger???
toona melt nom nom nom.
An 3 parez uv eiiz folloed hiz ebbri step
adn tree liddul pawz reechd aot tu tripp himz…
an three sets of teeth started to nibblol…
with three tails lashing…
Adn sikstee pointee endz grippin
accompanied by a three-part harmony growl-purr…
♫♪♫ tree clawen katz
tu ripd shinz
adn eh sandwich awn teh flore! ♫♪♫
Toona sammich?
… an no pants.
yu noe, wen ai cud just sii teh tawp tu lyens awf capshun, ai wuz tinkun alawng dose lynez!
snerk…coming in layt, uv awl teh commynts, this wun gawt me…
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. *SPLORT*
Oh noes! da pritty lil Abbys haz klaimed dere nawt sekkund bictim
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv sammichez onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, Shadow . Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt chowklit.
Abbee sumbudee…
Fankie Willy boy, ai’ze aulwais hadd a soff plaice for dem abbies. ur hep iz moss app rece iated.
Yur wilkum…Ai hadd an Abby fro 15 yeerz….gawt da williboi awn empulse kaws hims lil fais remindified me ob dat tweet abby….
hmmm….dat fais wuz bowt da onlee fing dey had in cawmin
Der shott ob skotch was berry gud tu.
*klink*
heers a paw in yur eye an a purr in yur eer!
Sherman usde tu waik mi op bai pattying un mai eiy, berry gentl.
Onoes Shadow83 iz don!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCC!!!
*sweepz up Shadowee braynes an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf myrhh*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
pakk kpakk pakk …. aof….gettz een dere!
*fassens wiff dekratib red-adn-grene dukkee taep wif liddul starz adn komutz*
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds Shadow83 to teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy festiff blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit santah*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikshur wiffawt ur purrtektib gogglez!
Fankie berry mush, ai’ze bin duble un-splorted an ai’ze a’mos reddi tu luk at de kitteh’s aigin. Bud ai’ll kepe wun eiy closd
Sandvich mayk kitteh strawg.
elebentee weighz!
and was taken down within three steps
and sent back for two more
he might as well, since he was stripped of sammich, pantlegs (something kittehs do NAWT wanna see), and digniteh
I can see the explaination: I was dropped by three little ladies in fur coats…..
LOL x elebentee!
three little maids are we! ♫♪♪♫
G&S ref FTW!
3 Abys!! tew kyuut!
uh-oh….titun dat CHRG!
Ai haz been habbin much trubbel postin teh linkee to mai Krismus card to yu awl, but wiv a littlol halp from Nennepus ai’z habbing anuvver go.
Krismus card
datz lubblee!!! tanks!!!
adn teh saym tu yu adn yorez!
Berry naice krismus kard. Fanks. Meowy Kissmouse tu yu tu.
Fankies, Minimininininmummm, n a berry mruy crimmas to yous to. An awl da cheezpeeps.
Dey sed it myt SNOW on crimma day in Alabama, but aim not holdin meh bref…
merry kiss-moos to yew tew miniminsmum!
*schmoooo*
ooh purdy kittehs inna snoe!!!
Cherry Mishmash tu yu an yurs!
*hic*
LOL willy boy! been sampling the speshul egg nog?
*hic*
ai jist duin a lil holly daze bakin….whi yu aske?
*hic*
iz very nise! fank yoo!
*sneeks down to the alps*
*yoinks the kittehs and hides them under my winter coat*
Ohai MMM – why is the card empty??
Is funneh how there’s only to krismas hats inda snoe?!?
Nennepus, why is your jacket mewing? an that wayving tayle is a lovelee decorashun!
*oops*
erm – havent u heard?? tayles ar the noo black!
mewing? no – theres nuffing to hear here… move along!!
weeellllll, okai then. I beleev taht innocent luk…
wee three kittehs of orient are…
@@@@@
ready for ur sandwich to spar….
cheeze and mayo
meat and lettuce…
Yoo will neber be abel to geddus
oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh…….
*sneeks in awn tippy-pawses, BITES SG onna eer, runs off wifaqwikness*
ow!!
*swats at DK’s tail as she runs off*
Boop! to DK & SG
BOOP!!!
nom of wunder nom of yum
Kitteh badlee wantz sum
eva chewun
wot weer du-u-en
bring us samwitch awn teh run!
O.O at whut ai startd…
Not CLEAR thru teh ruum, yu unnerstand, onlee partway thru teh ruum.
gud poynt!
Joe came in sayin, “u guyz haz no idee hau GUD dis is! Yum! Yum!” * lip smack! lip smack!! *
An deh kittehs were awl eerz!
An eyez
An nozez
adn eggspeshullee teefiez!
Donut furrgits an poyntee edns
pretty kitties! bad manners to eat in front of kitties-give them the sandwich!
rool ob kitteh ownership: if i wants it, its mine!
If yu wants it, its mine!
Eff u naice, Joe, mebbe we letz u habz a litlol taste.
dis little corner heer. we’z only nibbold on it a liddle bit. yoo kan haz.
if yoo iz eeting it, iz mien.
its all mien unless i don’t want it
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Deer an Macmom25 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd tasty fudjy caeks, cherry caeks wif wippy kreem frosting, iskreem sammiches!
frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif plushie beenbag snomanz, gingerbred man finger puppets, kandee, an sparkly snoman stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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er… ware did u get that whippy creem? is wasn’t made by TROLLS was it???
nope, iz fresh frum teh spraycan!!
Ohai, Cheezfriends! collegekitteh here again with another installment of “CK’s Blasts From The Past”. This time, we’re going to flash forward to the 1980′s, and the third incarnation of Jefferson Airplane. Here’s Grace Slick and Starship, with “We Built This City”.
no! no! teh eerwurms, tehy iz eeting my brayn!
Ohai again, cheezfriends! collegekitteh here again with “CK’s Blasts From The Past”. This time, we’re going to take a little trip back in time to the 1950′s, so put your poodle skirts and leather jackets on. Here’s Dion and the Belmonts with “A Teenager In Love”.
Oops… forgot to embed the video.
lol, i alwayz thot taht line wuz funny, “Why must i be a teenager in love?” wayt till yor teh mom or dad ob a tennajer in luv!! fun times.
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Hey, Cheezfrends. I’m having technical difficulties & hope maybe someone has a suggestion…
Everything was working fine last night, but today I’m having issues. I can only post on ICHC if I’m logged into WP (which I usually am — this isn’t the issue). For some reason, today I can only post on FailBlog if I’m NOT logged into WP (i.e. if I have to put in my screen name & e-mail address with each post). I can’t post like that here on ICHC for some unknown reason.
I want to be able to play on both sites, but logging in and out of WP every few minutes really isn’t something I care to do. The only option I’ve come up with thus far is to post there from IE (which I hate since the ads take a freakin’ age to load).
I’ve rebooted a couple of times. I’ve cleared my cache, and done the Ctrl+F5 thing, too. Maybe I’ll try getting rid of all cookies as well.
*sigh*
Ohai NS….laist week mien wuz duin berri stranje fings tu…sumhao da website lien inn mai WP profile wuz messd upp……yu mai wan tu chek dere nawt sekkund………
angelplume iz reel gud wif dis stuf – yu mai wan tu kontack hims…..
wuld it wurk if yoo had two firefoks browzers open? an be logged in on wun, an not on teh ovver?(i kno wut yoo meen, wen i am switching between being teh burfday fairy an my Sekirt Idenity, i gets tired ob logging in an owt, will try dis myslef sum time.)
I tried that, but when I open a new Firefox window, it reflects whatever I’m signed into on the nawt-sekkund Firefox window. Now neither site is reflecting that I’m logged into WP (though I’m able to post on both – as long as I don’t use the name “nightshayde” over there).
I’m now thinking it’s a WordPress problem, and that whenever they get their carp together, everything will be working fine (and anyone reading back to the comments will think I lost my mind for an afternoon).
By the looks of it that sandwich must have poultry in it.
butt(!) nawt fur lawng!
Good lord. Now everything is borked.
oh deer! shuld we apply pointee ends or spiked eggnog?
Oh, yesh yesh YESH.
oh deer…yu haz lawst yur bloonis
dat wud inderkate an WP praublim tu meh…….
haz yu chekd yu WP profiel fro isshoos?
yu hazzint chanjd yur emeow adriss haz yu?
wut duz da WP profile website line haz fro an addris?
The blueness is gone because ICHC isn’t realizing that I’m logged into wordpress. I’m having to go with the manual boxes for name & e-mail, and I’ve been too lazy to put in the addy for the blueness. I’m afraid that if I put it in, I won’t be able to post at all. >.<
sunny butts in roodly, ignoorin moast, but nawt awl (him had no pants awn!?!) commints to say…
oh, my iz gnu peeps heer, an lotsa peeps, *has a shy* but, wanted to say tr0ll’s bronkyee-oh-skope was cleer, tehy cud nawt eben find teh four (only 4!) remaining fungus nodules fingies in hims lungs to be byoppseeing, wich iz gud gnus, aifinkso fur hims lungs. iz nawt-so-gud fur hims brayne, wich iz harder to byoppsee, but maybe will nawt need tew naow, acuz teh lungs iz cleered up. sew meebeh hims brayn will, too? ifn nawt, ai haz a plan…
…we can find teh bestest splort pix ebber, an sneek up awn him an “BLAM”, and oopsy, furgot tew be putting this piece back in win we did the splort repair, doc, wood yoo like tew be lookin at it?
duz ennybunny tink taht wook werk?
An, ohai to teh gnu peepuls, pleez be frending me ifn yoo wants, although ai sumtymes neglekt my frens a liddle…er…um, sawry, awl!
An Merry Catmus! and so big big fankees fur awl teh kindness an beems on teh cryer, oh, my…it is properly named, my ize iz leekin naow! (will emayo Her Jamesty fur teh cryer!)
Oh – hao gud tu heer!!!
paws crossed that everything will clear up inda brayn too!
*sends more beems for troll and sunnyhuckle over the tlantic*
{{{{{{{{sunnyhuckle and troll}}}}}}}}
noe kneed tu haz an shi – yur frens iz heer tu….
dat IZ gud noos bout yer Troll sunnyhuckle!
merri catmus an an hoppi noo yeer tu yoose awl!
{{sunnyhuckle}} beems and hugs and Merry Catmus!
Merry Catmus too awl, an tew awl a nom byte!
(fankees!)
*dilez teh beemz awp tu lebbul elebentee*
Oh — and my profile in WP looks fine. The e-mail addy there matches the one I’m using here.
Guh. Nesting fail.
*runsofftohideunnertehbed*
*lures ns owt wif a shiney string* iz ok, sweets, iz weirdpress’s fawlt, iz ALWAYUS weirdpress’s fault!
Hello evereebudee – i has not been ables to post on this site much recently – how is you all?
ohai! *boop* fings are okai heer, but teh holidaze shopping is teh pleh!
haz you considered givin everywun toona? It goes so well with everyting.
dats teh purrfect gift! and I can get eggstraws for teh kittehs!
Ohai, smudgie! Uvver den hazzin a nastee fite wif WP rite nao, fingz ain’t too bad!
Hao u iz?
I iz well NS. It nice to hear sum frendly cheezefrendz. Hopes you iz good.
ohai smudgie!!!!
mee an mien iz okaidohkee… hao iz da lubblee ruby an da beeutiflol bella?
tey iz very well, tankyew. I tink they is about to unveil plan to make Jack’s head xplode becoz of its awdacitee.
ai furr wun welkums ar noo feline
overlordsmentorsOhai! ai wuz jus redun awl yur blogz ehgen tudae (hadnt sene teh Decembah won)
{{{{{adorable smudgie}}}}}}
{{{{haiya cweenmj}}}} hope you is well
**Red comez in, an runz unner teh bed**
Bad day…bad day…
*joynes red unner teh bed*
aym so stressed mai jaw muscles has titened up!
{{{gc}}}
fanks Red! *poors a cupple big shots to tekillya* Cheers!
Plz tu nawt bii stressed! Heer iz sum liems adn salt fur teh tekeela. adn a unner-teh-bed hug {{{{{rhsb & gc}}}}}
FangQ! ai fink its awl teh work I’m trying to finish before eberywun leevs on Wednesday!
*slides tekeelah and ice an mikser under teh bed*
*and two glasses for NS and Red*
Ai has tu go tu bed nao – but this shud mebbeh help a littlol – until the donkey gets here – ready to hoof the culprits!!
Fanks, Nenne!
I can snorgle Buster? Him luuks berry snorglol-ablol!
please do – but no bellyrubs – pointy ends shoot out if u try!!!
other than that – he’s snorgalicious!
Dat’s Dini. Hur haz teh floofy, moast snorglolishus belleh, butt nawt lyk dem.
Sarah, on teh uthur paw, LUBS enny attenshunz!
Dini mite get used to it. Cannoli didn’t used to like belleh rubs, and now he just flops down, rolls over, and mews till one of us rubs his belleh!
My own nesting fayl, ns! pleez see abuv!
really?!?! u just had 2 use the name joe didnt u?
Wha kina kittehs are these? Neat lookin big ear kittehs…really. pure bred.