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Can i haz 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and would it be possible to get the partridge without the pear tree?
u awlwayz wantz 2 maek sur ur holiday gift iz gud.
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fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive lolden ringdings?
Onjin rings.
i finkso onjin rings aer not goot fur you, kitteh. how bout a nice, warmed in teh micorwave…soup?
*BOOM*
*runsawaylaffin*
*runz up and hugz sweetpea*
*runzawayfastb4 deh tendrillzuvdoomkinraparowndmii*
giglol giglol giglol!!!!
adn eh cheezburger awn teh syed.
Da combo platter?
yu wan frys wif dat?
fro jist firty nien scents ai kin soopursiez da fro yu?
Yes, lets!
And a BOOP on deh noez!!
Boop!
gotta go. Huzbin thinkz I shud feeding him. bbl.
yeah, sure. that old storee.
huzbum nawt noze wair iz spoon? aor hawo tu holed it nd shubbul intu hiz mouf? Men iz such hleples.!
Oh, grmawgs, I lubs da way you lolspeech!
Dis kitteh awlredy bin boopd awn da noze. mor dan wuns. wai dey duz dat?
Wun mayd a milkin wull be enuff thx
Hoeld teh lodzaleepin, kplsthx!
An can teh pipers plz 2 do it kwyutlee?
Bah, Humbug!!!!
*ducks as holly sprig is deployed, dart like*
an FIBE waxwings
Ai ddint noe Wilfrud Brimmlee playd teh Santee Claws…
waow!!! four wai tai????? !!! Congaratz awn yer nawt-sekkindz sweetpea, catena, pj perry, and cweenmj!!! Ai iz noo hear, waz a luurkir foar long taime, butt (!!) iz custom mary to offar drinkz and dans an refreshmintz, yesh?? aifinkso….. wat woood you allz like???
{{{{{{sixela6}}}}}}
welcome!
Ohai, sixela6! Welcom to cheezland, and Happy lolidaze to you!
Fanx fer da noms… *makes a plate ov sordid veggies and otter cudit acuda…small noms*
welolcome, sixela6.
hmmmm. i’ll take an eggnog, and teh grumpy kitteh will be having six geese a laying.
only if yoo smile!
I will tayk teh….. FIVE Y-N-Gs!
how about 12 YNGs ironing?
@@@@@@@!11!!
Iz irnin awl dey do?
I nawt haz enuf to keeping dem bizee.
me neether *gigglol* Im shur we can find ways to keep them employed!
Oh yesh!
Moppin an sweepin floorz, kleenin baffroomz, skoopin lidderbockses, warshin dishes, cookin dinnur, balolincin teh czech-book…..
sweepin up leeves in teh gardin, cleenin teh fountain, hanging pikshurs…
nomz i will havz them all, will doz me ober teh xmsz….. pife goldz wringz .. but wantz nomz
bii bad tu nom teh gold wringz, aifinkso!
Sandy Claws wansa be nawty, ahfinkso!
I can has dis purty floofy whyte kitteh wif teh beyootimus bloo eies?
{{{{rhsb}}}}} Hao ar U today! Ai can haz the purty wite floofy kitteh? Plzplzplzplz!
Ohai, KCT!
Wii shaer teh kitteh, k?
I iz reddy to has sum tiem awf frum werk, purr-furrablee sumware warmur!
iz french hens difrent frum maerikan hens? oar jus tawk different?
N’est-ce pas?
Dey clukk in Fronch!
ai thawt ducks cluck. thees iz hens. doan they cacklol?
Wut did U say? Ai nawt heer wif awl teh clucking & kwacking an stuffz!
And da ducks ducking.
je ne parle-pas francais! or the liddle squigglols awn teh letters, eether! aifinkso, taht ai waz rong, tho, forgot ducks quack. or is taht geese?
Aifink geese honk – yep juss chekked an teh dikshunree sez honk is teh noyze dat geese maek.
ai am humbloled by yur knowlij. fankees fur clearing taht up! awl ai noze, iz, cows moo an pigs make yoo sick!
Dukks kwakk, hens klukk!
crows caw,
wen sumthing stuck in their craw,
wich iz close to their maw;
or mebbeh,…naw!
but hoo cacklols wen they lay an egg?
Teh roostur may crow, butt iz teh hen dat delibers teh guds!
sawry, anni! aifinkso ai was confoosloled.
Wut? Wud teh seben swans aswimmin an teh six geese alayin been too much?
Hmmm… mebbe it wud be too much if dey wuz Canadyun geeses. Doze fings iz big!
but, do they speek fronch or maerikan or canadian?
an, moas impotent, do tehy cluck, quack, or cacklol? ok ok. ai will stop naow!
Ratzafratz! wp be eting mai wrudz tudai. 2 tiemz awlredy fur saim comint. Wuz saing fanks, {{{{pj}}}} nawt a slowch yurslef wif da lolspeke.Naow. send dis comint rite naow.
Ok, datz beddur. fankz
seamz yu muss swarez at it tu mayk it wurk.
Ai haz bin hazzin a fite wif WP awl day long. Dere iz sumfin rong on their end, aifinkso.
Yep, Aifinkso – Ai tried 2 maek a link 2 a lol yoozin teh stuff unner it dat iz spozed 2 gib a bloo linkie an it din’t werk an sumwun els had teh saem fing happin. An WP keaps loggin me owt.
Santa kitteh nawt da ownlee wun hoo can has a cranky.
He’s probly mad cuz some un smooshed himz faise in.
thats nice
adn ai wud lub sum kukkeez adn soy milk plzkthxbai!
LOLING All Day
ohh, adn how bout da cheezburger on da side? wif alla da fixins?
Historically, it’s actually four *colly* birds, not “calling”.
That’s absolutely hillarious!!!
The fourth day’s gift is often stated as four calling birds but originally was four colly birds, using another word for a blackbird.The fifth day’s gift of golden rings refers not to jewellery but to ring-necked birds such as the ring-necked pheasant.
5 Cheeseburgers!!!
I’ve seen this before on a christmas card!
PLAGIARISM ALERT!!! PLAGIARISM ALERT!!!
Its coly birds not calling birds but still funny