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Prezident cat iz safe
ill take a bullet 4 u anyday. (via IHAH)
picture: phildesign, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: n0s
Splortayshus Sekrit Serviss!
Congrats, NS, Tidmum an bloola! Fur wuns Ai doan’t myned bein beeted – mai kynd nayburr cawled 2 maek shore Ai aer OK!
and , you are, right?
Ai wuz biginnin 2 fink day had fergotted dat Ai can’t get owt wen it iz sno an Ai aer runnin owt uv sum fuds – Ai haz basiks but runned owt uv fresh froot an vejitablols!
Dey are gunna bringz yoo sum rite??? Iz nice to hab nice neighboors…. Iz nice to be nice to the nice…
Iffn teh rode iz nawt too danjeruss her wull taek me 2 teh soopermarkit – but we haz had moar sno awn teh frozen rode, so we wull see wat it’s liek in teh mornin.
yu wonts tu borro mah skii’s anni? or teh slej? yus can glyde awl teh ways!
Ai aer lame, dat iz wye Ai can’t wawk awn sno an iis! An a sledj wud be grate fur gettin 2 teh soopermarkit – I lib at teh tawp uv a hill – gettin hoem nawt so gud!
i hab a helpur tu gide yu baks anni! (yu see i fot ob eberyfink!)
(i nots so gud wiv teh bloo linkys, so i jus giv teh url…)
http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww332/ha-ba-na-na/maisie.jpg
oh yez, i forgots – dis my antee’s goggie. her cawled maisie… or santy paws!
Iz berri kyoot goggie!
hur a yappy goggie, awlaways yapyapyapyappyyappin is teh maisie! hur makes gud santy paws tho.
oh, dey iz moddyratin maisie!
how dus won post teh pikshure wivout teh wate fur teh moddyratur?
Iffn it iz a http fing, u juss put a spaes bitween teh “t”s – dat fulez teh moduraters! Uvverwiez it may tern up in a nower oar 2!
is dere nao! fanks moddyratur!
anywayz, bak tu teh convursashun… maisie be akumpnaying yu tu teh showps wiv teh slej adn she be pewling yu bak up teh hills!
den yu can bes buyin awl teh alfabetz.
Um… Aifink her iz 2 liddle!
Oar yoo kin borro a burro … or a goggie ta pullz yoo onna da skiis…. lessee — whut fings cud Anni ooze ta gets to da store…
Arrow shot from cross bow (hang on tite!)
Burro (wif a nicee saddol)
Cat datz likes da snow (an iz BEEG)
Driber – cwazy wun ta goez out inna da snow an ice
E…
Elolfant! ebbrywun get outta da way!
Floo powder liek teh Hairy Pawter
Gumboots wif spiky fingies awn teh bawtum
H…
HAS A HAPPI KRISSYMAUS!
Ice meltin stufz
Jinglol bell sley (wif wun hors)
Kerry-owt boiz (sew U nawt hafta kerry ur fudz)
L…
Limmozeen!
Mawnster trukk
N…
Myool (pullin teh carridj)
N’ice skaytz
Open sley (wif wun hors)
P…
Punkin wot teh ferry gawd muvver maked into karrij
Quite larj fore weel dribe trukk
Raindear!!
Sled. Wif raindear.
T…
Tendrill Express
(Teh) Underground
Vixen (borried from Santa)
Wild horsies (well, mebbe nawt!)
Xtry spiky snoe tyres awn teh car
YNGs wif a parkas adn boots awn, tu delibbre
Zeebra strypy….um….sumfing…hao abaot a snowmobile?
Wadderway, frozen
Xtra larj cardbored box, for sliding down teh hill
Yak, for pulling teh box bak up teh hill
Z……
*wraps a warm floofee blankee arownd annipuss’ shoulders*
Fankies, annipuss. Ai iz glad teh nayburr czeched on u!
So aer Ai!
Iz bein czeched on bedder dan bean polished on?
Dat nayburr nebber rubs me up teh rong wai!
Jus mayke shur he duzzint maek u too shiny — uvverwise, LCB mite show up and *yoink* u.
Aifink Ai aer a bit 2 hebby fur yoinkin!
con cat ulululations!
*conga rats skulking behind bldg*
Merengue Skwirlols scamper on to da stayge, along with Missy Lane Eyous’s skool 0 dancing class o Salsa Chips
Squeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!1
YAY fur nightshade in teh leed!
Followed swiftlee bai
Tidmum
and
Bloola! (Speshul fur Bloola – hur veree nawt second nawt second!!!!!)
HAWT CHOKLIT AN SHUGAR COOKIES AWL AROUND!
Marrshee mellows, too, ov corse.
An – ai think ai hav sum Date Nut Bars, sum Peanut Budder Kukkeez (chunkee!) and Choklit Chip az well.
Pleeze halp yurselvs!!
Mmmmm… Peanut Budder Kukkeez.
Mah huzbin yoosta werk wif sumwun dat maded teh moast marvelous peanut butter cookies, — but dey had a fallin owt befoar we kud get hur recipe.
Ai need to find a scrumptious peanut butter cookie recipe. Teh Toll House Store (there’s one in our work building) maeks super-nommy PB cookies wif PB chips in dem. Ai wants their recipe, but aifink they gets teh dough pre-made frum teh company. *sigh*
doo dey sellz da PB chippers inna da fud store? Recipe mite bee onna da pakaje — likee da chocolatley chippers recipe….
Tawkin ob ressipees, pleez to trai dis wun wif a diffrense
krissmus caek
Krissmus caek
O noes, ai followed teh cheez town cryer strukshuns adn iz nawt wurking!! Wad’ll ai do nao?
Okeedokee, larst trai den ai’m goin to bed!
krismus caek
krismus caek
krismus caek
Nenne, fankyou, fankyou! Wot woz ai doin rong???? Hoep yu lyked teh ressipee
Ai lubs it – Ai think ai will try it tonite, but wif gin…
there was a cupplol of letters tu much in ur link… sumfing u musta picked up on the way….
Dey sellz teh chips, but teh recipe on teh pakij is liek teh regular Toll House recipe (i.e. nawt a peanut butter cookie dough – just the chocolate chip cookie dough base which is delicious, but not peanut butter). Teh pre-made dough dey sell iz peanut butter dough wif peanut butter chips. Ai iz luukin fur sumfin liek dat. If ai findz a fabulous peanut butter cookie recipe, ai kud jus add teh PB chips wif no prawblem.
Ai iz doin an exhaustive internet search rite nao.
NS – haz yu tried da recipee inn da Joi ob Cukin? Iz delish! yu due haz tu yoose moar PB dan wut dey sai 1.5 cups nawt wun. ai wil tri tu member da hole fing – git bak tu yu onna neggs lol
heer id iz:
ht tp://www.thejoykitchen.com/recipe.lasso?recipe=1145&menu=one
Dis r similollor to teh TROLL House Recipe.
Is same, eggsept teh battur gibs u guff wile u r makin it.
e.g. ….Wen u lick teh spoon, it ses, u gonna get salmonella frum teh raw egg!
…and, r u shur u rellee NEED deez eggstruh callories?dose pants are kinda tite across ur butt…
*snerk*
and shud u use reel sugar?? there is sumfing cawled splenda u noes…
Oh the huge mannatee – TROLL House recipes – donotwanttakethemawayanstomponthemtilltheygoawaykthxby!
Itteh bitteh minding committeh!
JUST waht we need!!
An maybee we cud uze wun fur deer Annipuss, too!
Mai nayburr, sarah iz mindin me, CC bless her!
Those secret service agents all look alike.
Hey woodchuck!!!
Meowee Krissmas too yoo – an lawtz ov fun belly slyding. Wif awl this aiess.. . bedder than skiing oar skayting awlmost!
*run run run run run*
*throws self to teh ground – slyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyddddeeessssss*
Wheeeeeee anna Whoo Hoooooo tooo!!!
SPLORT!
ohnoooooooes
i forgot to try to renew my ccc license!!!
*wrings tendrils*
wot to do wot to do wot to doooooooooooooooooo???
*tendrils titely tie braynium areeeyah for nawt sekkind aide til halp arribes*
‘sokay, sweetpea…owr dear annipuss is takin care of bidness…now, yu get bizzy an study to renew yur ccc lisense!! We kannot expekt annipuss to handil alla teh splorts deez bebbehs are gonna kawse!
Hoep u can sort dat owt asap an nawt get in trublol!
I didid dat wunce .. it wuz expired furr too yeers!! I onlee founded out wenned I wuz stawped furr speedin — an da copper lady sez, “um, dis license iz ezpired!” She wood nawt letted mii dribe off. i hadda callz sumwun ta oiks mii up!! Wuz da terreebobbol.
oh, my. i finkso i yam scared straight. yikes
Oh nosez — say iz nawt sew … awl yer tendrils iz straight!!! No no no no iz too awfull ta finks aboot!
sweetpea nao haz teh strait tendrils?? Insted ov teh curlee wuns??
AI NOE WAHT WE CAN Do!!
We can throw hur in teh dryer – set awn air an floof – wif a wet towel – an soon tehy will be awl curlee again!
Bedder putz herr onna dat shelfee fingy dat yoo putz inna da dwyer furr shoes — udder wize her tendrils bee awl smashified from goin roundanroundanroundanround inna da dwyer …
Gud thinking! Smashified tendris – DO. NOT. WANT!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up bloola’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv Krissmussy dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
oh fankoo annipuss!! wos werth teh splort tho, dem kittehs bery coot!
i hab eggstra speshul krissymaus hampur fur yu tu sai fanks! it hab teh krissymaus gween adn red pannacaeks, teh hawt chokolit, teh littlol chokolit santy clawses, downuts wiv teh krissymaus sprinklols, coconutty cuvurd rings, teh snoballz!, a speshul sulekshun of teh partee bites (sosuges, teh wons wiv teh paystree adn teh sosuge, krispees, sammiches of awl kinds and teh festib culurd jellys!)
whispers…
iz mah furst furst… am bery bery pleezd wiv mahself!
Shh! u aer spozed 2 sai nawt sekund nawt teh “f” werd!
Furr dat ur punishment gonna bee dis: U has too eat dis plate ub candees we maded in teh donkee hawse. Has fudge, and cookies and fruit cake (doan wurreh, mah mommeh duzzun make ebil froot cake) and other stuffs.
Noaw u eet alla dat, u heer! *points hoof sternlee at bloola* I noes it’s a tuff job, butt sumbuddees gotta doo it!!!
Ur nawt sekund nawt sekund iz berry speshul, so we offur u eggstra congrats!
i roowind my nawt sekund nawt sekund!
I hab a happi taht yur naybur iz lukin aftur yu anni, layla forgot hur mishuns tu bringing yu teh eggmergancee rashuns – she has a sleepy sinse 4 howers agos!!
Her wud nead a majik carpit 2 get awl teh wai 2 Lundun!
no no anni, hur wood jus nead a hopskippityjumps tu gets tu lundun – we ownly up teh rowd!
Ai thort u wuz ober dere! Din’t noe u wuz in TTI.
ohyez, i hab nawt bin in engurland fur long tho – my orijinally snottish yu sees.
*snerk* snottish! ai lieks it! (BTW, mai grate-grandad awn mai daddy’s sied camed to VLC frum teh snotland!)
him made rite desishun! teh snotland is rainy and my mooter lives dere (her scary laydee, owlny gud fur teh hoem cukin and teh tellin awf!)
i met my otter half adn he stoled meh hart… ai moovd tu engurland fur teh luvs… aweee.
Teh stoary wuz taht grate-grandad and grandma did nawt want tehri littlol bois tu bii cole minors, adn wear tehy libbed dat wuz teh oanly jawb abayablol. Sew tehy moooved tu teh coald snowy Saskatchewan. Iz hard tu translate Saskatchewan into lolspeak cuz it luks sew ufny to begin wif!
*sends Merengue Skwirlols, Salsa Chip monks, and Gerblols dressed as Court Jesters to dance selections from the Nutcrackre in sillybrations*
*conga rats join in*
O mai CC!!! A HYOOJ dans nombrrr!!
Maybee littlol Jorj, Jorj, Jorj and Jorj cud com in a doo a littlo dans, too! Tehy wud luk SOOO cyoot!
ebildoers better be ware!!!
Ware shud they bee???
*snert*
Wait’ll teh day sum poster named Who gets teh nawt sekund….
Will Wat be sekund? and I dun noe who be un therd.
Boddee gards!
SKWEEEEEEeeeeeeeee!!
I needs a boday gard like that… then again.. I’d be ded…. *blargh*
Mirrur, signul, manoober… KWASH!!! *oops*
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC … Kwash, bash, bumppity bumpity bump… *darn dose sox*
*sweep up da skwirrlly branes an rinse dem wiv acorn wadderz*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*rap hed wif fancee dekratib goosey taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wif xmas twees onnit)
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
SOwwy aboot da kwashin — ifinkso dat maebee mii license is espired too …
espired or reevoked? dat is teh qweshtun!!
Um weel, espired ifinkso — wy yoo fink wood be revoked? I hab no ideer whoo putted awl dat stuffs inna mii wae …
still…. either way, I is less ded now, thanks EM!
No problemo!! At leest I didint run ober yoo!!! Jest doze pesky sox.
Ai THINK teh cyoot boddee gards wud noe taht skwirrlz ar ar frenz!
Eben thoz whooz unnerwares dont fit kwite rite!
TeeHee — skwiirlgrrl hazza wedgie???
Hail to the chef.
Wat’s awn teh menyou?
A beeg fishee
Bowl ub gushifuds
Cod – da fish
Ded burdy
E …
Elolfant! *snickerz* fink big!
Fish’n'chips
Guuda cheez
Hamsters – just kiddin’, reely!!!
I…
Igwanna (bar-bee-kyood)
Japuneez sooshee
Kermul kayk (nomnomnomnom)
Limming ise-boks pi (moar nomnomnomnom)
M…
Marshymellos awn hawt choklit
Nommy stuff
Oranj jellybeems
Pulled porque (nomnomnom)
Q…
Quince pi – wif wippee creem
Rodints – butt not the wuns we noes!!! they’re frends…
Salad, schrimp and otter see fud
T…
Tekila sunrize (well hoo sed it haz to be noms onlee???)
Uppysydedown applol caek
Vodka sammon canapee
Wite chokklit adn makarune charlot
X…
Xtry larj peetsa pi
Yello caek wif choklit eyesing
Zabaglione!!
Xtra large tuna gushifud
Yellow cake wif choklit frosting
zabliogne
GMTA!!!LOL
oh mai! dat is funny mezzomom! and a bit spookee!
wut bee zabliogne?? Dat like Balongne?
*eeearee mewsik iz herd*
Taht IZ spookee!! ICHC telap . . . .tealapo. . .tellape. . .mind reeding at werk!! At teh veerree sayme taim!!!!
Zabalione aloan wudn’t doo it – but teh yellow caek – wif teh choklit eye sing!!!!
italian custardy dessert, ai fink…
O mai gunness! Can piks dem up awl in wun swoop and den splort berry effishuntlee.
Be full of care. Deez litlol wunz has a berry hai splort factor.
Datz why dem so dangeruss! Ennybuddy tries too gets ahold ub Missur Pressydent, an dere heds will splode! Is too risky!!
Gnu movie: My Tabbehguards.
*cues Whitney Houston soundtrack*
u gotz tu lub teh whitnee hoostin.. *teery ai’s*
sniffle sniffle
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEE-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS NOM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Clappity clappity! awn cores! adn WOOT!! times elebenty!
Dey frow up da silky skarf and cuts it in too wif der berry pointee pointee endz!!
Gnu movie, justin tyme for teh hollydays.
My Tabbehguards.
*cues Whitney Houston soundtrack*
*shakes paw at WP* Dagnabbit, WP! Yoo is lyke a kitteh hoo eets fings and horks them rite bak up atcha!
LMAO!!! yoo ams ossim!
LOL!!! mai silleh Shadow-girl duz taht! is it frum eetin tew fast, you think?
Paintball duz taht tu. Speshully wen her ams reely hungree, liek wen her fud dish wuz emptee fur moar dan fibe mimmits.
Wif teh goggies in teh haose wii yewshully duzzn’t habs tu kleen it up….eeeewwww!
Brain bleech pleez!
FTW!!LOL
ShadowSplicer! Wai ar yoo craiiing??? Iz sumthing rong???
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Ragz an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, white caeks wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, frooty aprty punch, fansee party hats, an goodie bags filld wif bownsy balls wif snomanz in tehm, wind-up rasying elf dollz, kandee, an sparkly dekorate-yor-own-snoman stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Happytayles birfdai to Ragz an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!!!
*puts on fancee hat at a jaunty angle*
*nomnomnom* mmmm, cayke!
Hippo Birdies!
*bownsbownsbowns*
*winds up rasying elf doll* Who wantz tu rays wif mai elf?
Ai will – wud!! Ai pikked aut Legolas!
An happee burfday awlso to Ragz an ebreewun – an awl teh lurkers (yoo lurkers – yoo ar still lurking, rite???) else wif teh burfday today!
Ai just went yesterday to luk at mak ginormous birfday partee last yeer – ai think it wuz teh best burfday partee ai ebber had in mai laif! Nope! Ai NOE it wuz!
o mezzomom ai will rayse wif yu
*windwindwind up teh elf*
*puts himz down nex to mezzomom’s elf, berri cayrefullee*
*wun, too, free……. gooooooooo*
yea!! iz a elf rase … iz a elf rase …. go go go go go go — oh noze — now dey is fitin!! No fitin… iz a rase… nawty elfs
O noes, no fitin, we will habing to call teh elf adn saefty peepz in to stop tehm
Bownsy baoos–DO WANT!
omg free likkle kittiz soooooooooo cuutttee i swoooooonz nowz
*kwiklee puts the swooning couch under Angie*
*summons a cupplol of YNGS to fan her and wipe hur brow*
There u go – u shud recubber just fine!!!
Speeking ov swooning cowches, haz enewun seen AfriCat lately??? Ai noe he iz awn vacayshun at hoam – but – ???
hmm – ai fink he’s at his mums house in SA – mebbeh she dussint have the intertoobs in her house?!?
Pulls on CHRGwdoi and HGGs
Good to kno our safety is in such kewt littel paws
Tiz cumfurting, izn’t it??? Ai hoep teh cyoot faktor = safetee faktor!
Cutest Prezident EVAR! PILC (Prezident I’d liek to cuddlez!)
A reberse orireeioo tookie.
collegekitteh here again with another installment of “CK’s Blasts From The Past”. This time, we take a look at one of the more influential artists from the 1980′s. Here’s Kenny Loggins with “Highway To The Danger Zone” from “Top Gun”.
Oh, dat’s wun of my fabritest moovies EVAR!
U just a Tom Crusing lover.LOL
Akshulee, I purrfurred Anthony Edwards over Tom.
I finkso teh Tom Cruise bee annoyifying. Meks mah hoof itch…
Mien too.
*5 SnowEagles plays air guitar*
*OBK flies the jet*
WOOHOO! Ai iz bak! Ai fynully can has awsum jawb wif grayt owrs adn iz allowed tu yooz teh intertoobs! Oh ai missed mah cheezies!
Woot woot! Walkum bakk! We wunderd ware u wuz!
doo tew jawb pleh & RL pleh ai wuz reedoosed down tu lurkin. Still keepin up wif teh beems adn such, jus nawt ablol tu play. Srsly- ai has a grayt beeg happytayle!
dat sounds awesome! congradulashuns!
Hail to the…
*SPLORT*
*Saunters throo the LOLs – wif de CC-backpack casually over wun shoulder*
Oops – you’ve been splortid a long whyle!!!
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts KKC in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Tank u!!!
Quit dragging out this picture of the kittens with their necks tied together!! Anyone who has raised kittens knows they DON’T walk like this. EVER!
They don’t look too happy tied together like this, either. Stop mistreating animals in an attempt to get your few minutes of fame at their expense.
*ahem* Considering the fact that close examation of the picture shows no sign of any restraints placed upon the kittens in question, as well as having seen kittens crowd/walk close together while playing or waiting for their food. I’d have to say this was just an fortunate moment to snap a picture and not an image of someone binding the kittens together.
An OBK shud noe****She’a an eggspert*****!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai hab razed plen-t ob kittehs, an dey walk lyk dis awl da tyme, speshully ifn dey racin to da fud bowl!!
No eggspert, jus had elebenty tims elebenty kittehs n my lyfe. Bi teh wai. I’s a tomkitteh
ack! is dis de infam, instf oose, really well nown, care troll? ai finked i wud nebber akshully see one! fur reelzies!
There shud be caek in da braekruum!
*TCW amblols in–sees splorted Kitteh_Kat_Celia*
oh noes! Don worrri!!! I be very carful!
*runs in wif de portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with cranberri sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and packs headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif de red n green stiped ducky taep *
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Cobers wif a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a tall glass ob wassail*
Donut lukkat dat picure no moar… fink of taxes… or Krismus credut cart debt…
Aw, tank u!
But teh picture is sew cyoot!
kyootist sekrit servis agnts EVR.
You know this is pretty topical to the USA currently.
Two white cats protecting a coloured one.
I was thinking it, you said it
dammit i was gomma say something like that but you beat me to itt
Itteh bitteh sekrit servis kitteh commiteh.
i am at your sevice kitteh president…
lolz..i ment service
oreyo kooky…. ur do n it rong