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Prezident cat


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Prezident cat iz safe

ill take a bullet 4 u anyday. (via IHAH)

picture: phildesign, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: n0s

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  1. nightshayde says:

    Splortayshus Sekrit Serviss!

  2. tidmum says:

    Itteh bitteh minding committeh!

    • sweetpea says:

      ohnoooooooes
      i forgot to try to renew my ccc license!!!
      *wrings tendrils*
      wot to do wot to do wot to doooooooooooooooooo???
      *tendrils titely tie braynium areeeyah for nawt sekkind aide til halp arribes*

    • annipuss says:

      Mirrur, signul, manoober….
      Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC

      *sweep up bloola’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
      *pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
      *fassen wiv Krissmussy dekratib dukky taep *
      *snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
      *Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
      Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.

      • bloola says:

        oh fankoo annipuss!! wos werth teh splort tho, dem kittehs bery coot!

        i hab eggstra speshul krissymaus hampur fur yu tu sai fanks! it hab teh krissymaus gween adn red pannacaeks, teh hawt chokolit, teh littlol chokolit santy clawses, downuts wiv teh krissymaus sprinklols, coconutty cuvurd rings, teh snoballz!, a speshul sulekshun of teh partee bites (sosuges, teh wons wiv teh paystree adn teh sosuge, krispees, sammiches of awl kinds and teh festib culurd jellys!)

  3. sweetpea says:

    ebildoers better be ware!!!

  4. skwirrlgrl says:

    SKWEEEEEEeeeeeeeee!!
    I needs a boday gard like that… then again.. I’d be ded…. *blargh*

  5. schleimeimer says:

    Hail to the chef.

  6. Rattipuss says:

    O mai gunness! Can piks dem up awl in wun swoop and den splort berry effishuntlee. :D

  7. BamaCat says:

    Be full of care. Deez litlol wunz has a berry hai splort factor.

  8. gremlin says:

    Gnu movie: My Tabbehguards.

    *cues Whitney Houston soundtrack*

  9. gremlin says:

    Gnu movie, justin tyme for teh hollydays.

    My Tabbehguards.

    *cues Whitney Houston soundtrack*

  10. ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Ragz an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, white caeks wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, frooty aprty punch, fansee party hats, an goodie bags filld wif bownsy balls wif snomanz in tehm, wind-up rasying elf dollz, kandee, an sparkly dekorate-yor-own-snoman stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!

    ———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****

  11. angie says:

    omg free likkle kittiz soooooooooo cuutttee i swoooooonz nowz

  12. D-R says:

    Pulls on CHRGwdoi and HGGs

    Good to kno our safety is in such kewt littel paws :)

  13. BAReFOOt says:

    Cutest Prezident EVAR! PILC (Prezident I’d liek to cuddlez!)

  14. 5 SnowEagles says:

    A reberse orireeioo tookie.

  15. collegekitteh here again with another installment of “CK’s Blasts From The Past”. This time, we take a look at one of the more influential artists from the 1980′s. Here’s Kenny Loggins with “Highway To The Danger Zone” from “Top Gun”.

  16. caramelchef81 says:

    WOOHOO! Ai iz bak! Ai fynully can has awsum jawb wif grayt owrs adn iz allowed tu yooz teh intertoobs! Oh ai missed mah cheezies!

  17. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    Hail to the…

    *SPLORT*

    • Nennepus says:

      *Saunters throo the LOLs – wif de CC-backpack casually over wun shoulder*
      Oops – you’ve been splortid a long whyle!!!
      *skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
      *playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
      *tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
      *puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
      *Puts KKC in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
      Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!

  18. Rannoch says:

    Quit dragging out this picture of the kittens with their necks tied together!! Anyone who has raised kittens knows they DON’T walk like this. EVER!
    They don’t look too happy tied together like this, either. Stop mistreating animals in an attempt to get your few minutes of fame at their expense.

    • Orangebouncykitteh says:

      *ahem* Considering the fact that close examation of the picture shows no sign of any restraints placed upon the kittens in question, as well as having seen kittens crowd/walk close together while playing or waiting for their food. I’d have to say this was just an fortunate moment to snap a picture and not an image of someone binding the kittens together.

  19. melia says:

    ack! is dis de infam, instf oose, really well nown, care troll? ai finked i wud nebber akshully see one! fur reelzies!

  20. twocatwoman says:

    *TCW amblols in–sees splorted Kitteh_Kat_Celia*

    oh noes! Don worrri!!! I be very carful!
    *runs in wif de portablol CCC hampur*
    *skoops braynes up an rincies with cranberri sparkleh mineral water*
    *playcis brayns back in cabbity and packs headbone back*
    *tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif de red n green stiped ducky taep *
    *puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
    *Cobers wif a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a tall glass ob wassail*
    Donut lukkat dat picure no moar… fink of taxes… or Krismus credut cart debt…

  21. angelynx says:

    kyootist sekrit servis agnts EVR.

  22. Dude says:

    You know this is pretty topical to the USA currently.
    Two white cats protecting a coloured one.

  23. Jeremy says:

    Itteh bitteh sekrit servis kitteh commiteh.

  24. hannah says:

    i am at your sevice kitteh president…

  25. hannah says:

    lolz..i ment service

  26. sharelle says:

    oreyo kooky…. ur do n it rong


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