
Cats are natrualy talented when it comes to evil plans.
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Cats are natrualy talented when it comes to evil plans.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: mattbru77 via Advanced Lol Builder
Itz a gift.
Oh mai!
Lukkit da tai!
Deh TybooTeek b full uv Lolmas goodeez furr awl!
Kitteh ornamintz,
Cheezland snowglobez,
bobblol hedded rayndeerz,
Lolmas stokkingz dekkerayted wif kittehz and goggeez,
Kitteh faised nutkrakkerz,
kitteh windchimez,
gingerbread kittehs,
wuteber ur hart desirez!
conga-rats nightshayde, carosue, and pj perry!!!
*pranscaperspinprans*
Wut a pritty dans!
*joynz gammacat in deh dans*
dansity-dans-dans, spin, spin, spin
*pawziz fur chokklit martoonee*
Ennee wun else want wun?
Well, maybeh if you twist mai arm…
*sip sip sip..dans danss dansss*
FangQ mai cween!
*sipsip dan spin spin spin sip*
AND teh nop kit-leidoscopes!!!
If there ar ene left!
WHY DONT YOU ALL SPEAK ENGLISH. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
take ober w urld nao!
Rite aftur mai nap. zzzzzzzzzz
And a snak! nom nom nom
Pinkee N teh Brain gotz nuffin on me.
waddya want to do tonite brain?
Saem fing we duz ebree nite, Pinky!
Butt ware iz wi gonna fynd rubbur pantz en owr syze?
Werld domination!
Challlenge me at yer own Risk!
*facepaw*
ouch!
I’m not surprised…
Hai tehcatsman! Ar yoo noo???
In ene event, may ai introdoos maiself?? Ai’m JCH4K an itz nice to meechu!
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to… (pause for grooming break)… DIE!
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
rite after you bring me sum gushifud and rub mai bellee!
an I has a nap…zzzzzzzz
Hm. 2 napz. I begin to see a pattrn.
*Goes to couch* “zzzzzzzzz”
*Getz up* *Stretches* *Goes to other end of da couch* “zzzzzzzz”
*Rolls over* *BIG stretch* *Triez da comfy chair* “zzzzzzz”
*gitz up*
*strollz over to rug in frunt of fyre*
*curlz up*
*turnz hed upside down*
zzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
*gitz up*
*strollz 1 bodylengf*
*Lize daon*
*jump up awn teh couch*
*stretches aut awn teh comfee pillo*
*paws curld up under chin*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzz
Ohai Janet !!
*Liftz 1 eyelid*
*Shutz it*
*openz ai to littlol slitz*
Ohai poissinboi!
*lips curl in a littlol smyol*
*clozes aiez*
*opensz aiez to littlol slitz again*
Nice hat!!!
*aiez slolee cloze again*
Thx !! Iz grene tu matsh mai awl abattoir !! Lyke yorz tuu !!
*Toze flex adn taik big bref*
*Eyz shut*
* Wisspurrz: Ai iz nawt a fish …
*
* Eerz flik a littlol *
*kunsiderz pownsing on boussinboi*
*rollz over adn stretchez wun paw in PBz direkshun*
*fawlz bak asleep in mid reech*
*Startz*
*Stands*
*Yornz*
*Stretchez, frunt pawz owt, hed daon, bum up*
*Lize daon*
*rollz ober*
*stretches aut paw ober side ov cowch to bat PB’s hat*
Nope. Yur nawt a fish.
*luk ober at shinee awn cweenmj’s hed*
*considerz pounce*
*aiez cloze slolee again*
*Thwaps tail* zzzzz…
*Rollz on bak*
*Exposes belleh floof*
*slolee openz aiez again*
*luks at pj perry’s thapping tayle*
*stretchesz aut paw again*
*batz at teh tayle*
*aiez cloeze to littlol slitz*
*Thwaps tayel harder* *gibs Janet an ana ana anoid glare*
*lifts hed*
*twitches wiskurs*
*decides itz too muchlee liek werk*
*lays hed down*
*snoozes*
*sneezez*
*opens aeiz*
*luks at thwapping tayle*
*bat bat bat. . .batbatbatbat. . .bat*
*goez bak to sleep wif hed, paw an sholder hangin auf teh syde ov teh cowch*
**jumps up to cowch, climbz up to teh bak an “melts” in2 teh bak, legz hangin down**
Zzzzz….
*Tail thwapps*
*rollz ober*
*luks at rhsb’s paws hanging daon*
*considers batting at paw*
*streeeeetches aut paw – awlmost tuches rhsb’s paw*
*paw goez limp*
*aeiz cloze again*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*aeiz snap open*
*stands, streeeethes again*
*luks at PB’s thwapping tayle*
*crouches*
*buttwiggle ov doom*
*Tail stawps thwappign*
**eies opin**
**hed rayzes**
**duz pidjin chirrup**
**hed goez bak down**
**eies cloas**
zzzzzzz….
*fynds beem uv sunlyt*
*curulz up*
zzzzzz
*Turns on vacuum cleaner to drown out all da snorers*
*haf opins wun i*
*luks at pj vaccumin*
*closis i agin*
*Luk at taht !! A cat taht backyumz !!
*
*.. tahtz a funne dreme !! Musta bene teh fish dinna *
* ieze cloze furmlee *
*Lites candlol* *Setz off sprinklolr system* *opens umbrloler*
*curlz bak up awn sawft couch pillo*
*lukz at stranj site ov kitteh vakyooming*’
*yawns*
*clozses aies*
*murmurs* Nite, awl.
zzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzz
* Moobz under tablol*
* Shaiks awf worter*
* Liks fur foar a bit*
* Jumpz up awn sete*
* Lukz daggaz at worter*
* Nodz awf !! *
Kitteh is planning to launch teh Alan Parsons Project (awlso knowed as Operation Wang Chung!)
Ebbrybuddee hav funn tonite!
Ebbrybuddee wang chung tonite!
An dey lieks tu steels da bored gaem stuffs, tu!
Does liddlol color fingies are purrfect! Kitteh can pix um up, drop an bat, and go getz elebenty hunnertz more wen dey fly under da fridge.
Eben MOAR fun iz throwing teh jigsaw puzzlol peeces awn teh flore.
Just yesterdai ai discubbered mai partial denture was nawt where ai lefted it bai teh sink. ai luked an luked becaws aii not like going owt missing mai frunt toof. ai finally fownd, an ai fink obiwan (aka kleptokitteh) wuz playin wif it.
all those tois an he chooses mai fake toof…
.. dencher kno it woz him awl alawng !!
Kitteh takes part in Riskkeh Bizniss
Kehtti bein cleber
he noes were u put ur truups
DOMINATION!
he be goin fer teh wurld
gud Christmas pwesent mefinks.
-QM
Sworri ai not be on much uf late. ai been very busiy.
An in case ai don’t get on befor Christmas…
MERRY CHRISTMAS EBERYWUN!
Haz a happy Loliday, QM!
{{{{{QM}}}}}}
Merrey Krissmas, QM!! Ai may nawt bee heer much – eeeeeek! Ai’ve bin sleeeeeeeeeeeping tooo much – an ai’m so far behind.
Thank teh CC that teh Kirsmas seeson aksholle goes til teh 6th ov January! PLENTEE ov taim to sent teh Krissmas kards!
Ohai Janet!! I haz a big sleepy, tu!! still trying to adjust after deh trip home adn deh drive down heer.
LOL!! Ai keep being sleepee awl teh taim. An tehn ai’m wide awake in teh middlol ov teh nite. Itz usuallee nawt so hard to adjust.
Butt – yoo had TOOO trips!
Ai wu wundering wahter yoo were! SLEEPING!! LOL!!
I woked up at 3 am and roted mai trabbelog
OHHHHH!!! ai didnt reed it yet. An ai havnt ritten enething. Ai havnt eben compleetlee unpaked!!
GRATE pikchoolrz. Ai got teh wun frum mai camera uplo – down?? Into mai pewter.
But teh wuns frum the littlol bloo thum drive – nuthing so far. DONT dleet mai pikchoors, pleeze!! Ai may nawt hav them!
“Kitteh Donimayshen” Rulez !! * Wunder wot tehy ar” *
Lub yor wurk, QM !!
Hab a habbie Crissy !!
Knight takes pawn. your move Kittehs.!
Kitteh walkz across teh bord, corzign confyushen in teh gaim !!
*ahem*
NO kittehz ar MOOOOVING!! LOL!!
Ai had tu repli !! * Gibz Jch4k ebil luk nd stikx owt tung *

*goze bak up tred*
Akshoolee, yoo beeted me bai a minit, so yoo dint noe yoo shudn’t be mooving!
Hee hee !!
* Yu shor yu nawt relaitid tu dawn-key ?? “I SED NAWT TU MOOV”
*Gives
look to all da movers an talkers*
*Thwap thwap thwaps tayel!*
No! But she iz wun ov mai bestest frenz!
Ai think mai career, wich inlcooded running a theatre an beeing a stage direktor, sumtaims slipz throo!
*openz aiez again*
No kittehz ar moving! Ebreewun’s asleep.
*clozes aiez*
zzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzz
collegekitteh here again with another installment of “CK’s Blasts From The Past”. I’ve been keeping primarily in the 1980′s due to the fact that I was raised in that decade. However, we’re gonna go back a little further this time. The 1960′s were a fun time in world history. The peace movement was going strong in the late 1960′s and early 1970′s, and as such, I thought it appropriate to feature a song from that era. From the Summer of Love, here’s Jefferson Airplane with “Somebody To Love”.
Of course, Jefferson Airplane evolved not once, but TWICE, into the popular ’80s band Starship. Here’s a tune from their second form, Jefferson Starship. Here are Grace Slick and Jefferson Starship with “Sara”.
I sing dis sawng to my Sarah-kitteh, sumtiems.
That’s all right, rhsb. It’s one of my favorite tunes from the groups three incarnations.
OHAI CollegeKitteh. Ai LUV yur seminar awn “urlee” rock mewsik!
May ai add wun ov mai favrits?
Akshulee, this iz reelee just WuN ov mai nennee favrits. Ai am a HYOOJ fan ov 60s/70s rock mewsik!!
Cream’s “White Room” was a FANTASTIC tune from the sixties. One of their best, in my honest opinion.
Ar yoo famliar tehn wif moast ov teh mewsik ov teh 60z and 70z. ai’m nawt so fond ov teh 80z – in comparison wif teh 60s an urlier 70z, akshoolee.
Saw them at Griffith *ark in the 60′s. Rock on collegekitten.
park, not *ark
collegekitteh here again with yet another installment of “CK’s Blasts From The Past”. Staying in the 1960′s, I found another of my favorite songs from the era to be one that many of the people that I talk to like as well. Without further ado, and without much fanfare, here are The Doors with “Light My Fire”.
Anuther reelee gud choyce!!
Yoo mite hav to do this again. Nawt so menee peepl heer rite nao!
Kept uz going while in country.
ai purrfurrs Diplomacy. moar bakkstabbying.
Halloo cheezepeeps all oberdawheres. Ai has a confoozled. Here in Mushygin in the yoosa it is eleben dotdot fiveteen. When comes the time on LOLpayges?
iz cheeztyme uv korse!
aifinks iz teh saym az Hawaii tyme.
Ohai melia !! Teh ICHC tiem iz Honolululu tiem in US Summer adn wun owr befor taht in US winner.
Plz tu see teh Cryer clock foar moar halp !! kthxbai !!
oh fankyuberrymush for da tiem. Ai just adds onto wutebber 6 hours! My kidlets laff at me cuz ai canna keep trac of the worldwidetiem on the intertubes–dey is all ober da whirld and ai calls and wakes dem up!
Ohai, melia! Now you finx u got it? Wait till derz a holiday or week weak weeeekend! Ha!
A few lol timez changez, early day.
yup, ai gots it–at least until it changes!! Da cheezetown cryer is da best, aifinkso. altho, today ai wuz makin out ma shoppin liszt and rote down ‘aplols’ and ‘jinjer’ Not 2 gud for a compu, complo, writin teechur–!!
No nede tu aplologize foar taht !! * Wi awl du it !!
*
Yu jussed lurnifyed anubber lan gwidj !! Yesh, tahts itt !!
Ifinx Benjeemum Frankinz started it.
I has dun dat 2. Wich wruld amI in? Plehy RL, or Cheezland?
Yesh.
ai has tew restrayn maiselfs frum writing emails in lolcat.
I text mai kidlets in lolspeek.
Hao du tehy lyk it ?? * Aw Mummm .. *