CHRISTMAS NINJA
CHRISTMAS NINJA Santa doesn’t stand a chance
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Catmoflage…
Congrats up tehre PT and bloola, yu haz a ty! Wotcha gonna get at teh ty bootik eh? eh? Dere’s lawts of Krissmussy guddies, adn snoglobes wiv teenytiny kittehs hydin in teh teenytiny furr treez wiv teenytiny lites on twinkloling in teh dark.
teh catmoflage is wite, but is nawts blaks likes teh ninjas cats
Kitteh ambush in a bush!
concatulashuns tu yu bof!
teh santy clawz betta woch him bak…
Thx! No doubt! Kitteh looks serious…
kitteh hab preevyus bad expeeryence wiv teh santy clawz… dis won a persunal vendetta!
Twinkel twinkel litlol kat!
How I wonder whare u’r at.
Up in teh tree shining brite
Like a diamond in teh– *YOINK*
*runsawayfestively*
“acksidentlee” trips LCB *yoink* skampurrs awai gigglolin madlee
*trips and falls, accidently activating teh asploding dye packet*
3…2…1… *KERSPLORTCH*
O BF! U look so festive wif all that asploding dye all over u. I added glitter to it for that extry festive touch. U like?
O mai yesh! Naow ai doan haz tew dekoramate maiseff fer teh loliday *glitterglitterglitter*
Oooh! Shiny! Must… yoink…
**sets up shiny glitter-covered decoy so LCB doesn’t yoink bluesfan’s glittery clothes**
guud ideea Aahz, aifinkso it wud bee a dark dai in cheezland iffen ai wuz runnin rownd awl bolliky bear-azzed. Er u awl wud wish it wuz dark aneehoo!
OOh! Moar shinies!
*double yoink*
Butt naw the beeyootreemus white kitteh no can hidez inna da wite twee – cuz heem naw iz awl dyed too!!! Oh da hyoomanitee!!!
Butt, onna da plus side — iz a berry beeyootreeful rainbow glitter Kat. Wun ub a kind too!!! YOINKS glitter kitteh and hop, skips and jumps away wifaberryfastness
Rut roh…
BF, dat’s a byootiful krismus owtfeet yu got dere, awl glittry adn sparklolly, adn such a magnifisent cullur!
O noes! Is he gonna throw a Chrissmuss throwing star?
Mebbe — butt (!) himz awlsew gunna yooz himz CAT-ana
Is he a black-belled?
Ninja kittehz can haz teh blak evvyfing — blak bellz, blak tinsul, blak starz, blak candee caynz, blak lytz…
blak gammon (iz gud gaem!)
blak ty n tayl (4 teh 4-mull okkayshunz, don’cha noe)
Nawt to be wairing blak to frunt kthnx!
Have a White Christmas, everyone!
Um, fanks butt, er, we alreddee got wun, adn ai nawt want it to larst til Krismus!!
White Krissmuss – do nawt want! Ai aer howsebownd bai teh sno an can’t get 2 teh shops fur festib noms (oar enny uvver noms), an awl teh soopermarkit delibery serbisis aer bukked up till affer Krissmuss.
i send layla wiv teh cayre pakage fur yu anni!
Thx! Ai haz enuff basik fuds fur a week oar moar an haz teh Krissmuss puddin an caek – juss nead teh burd an froot an vejitublols!
ut ohs, duz u hav a naybor whoo wil hep u fer teh shawpin?
Dey yooshully ask iffn Ai nead ennee halp, but dis tiem uv yeer dey aer awl bizzee. Iffn Ai still can’t get owt 2morro, Aifink Ai wull fone sumwun an ask fur halp.
i send teh layla wiv froot adn teh vejtibalols… i nawt send teh burd, layla nawt so gud wif teh will-powur adn her awlredy hab hur dinnur!
snerk!
Wow, I was just trying to be nice and keeping in the theme of the tree on this picture. Forgive me for that. I’ll just show myself out. Scrooges… *grumble grumble grumble*
Ohai “Krissmiss Eve” !! Hab a niec wun !! * Hee hee
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Teech himz tew put meh awn teh nawty list!
Aifink Santa vizitz teh nawty list aftur howrs.
This kitteh wuz the brightest of the bunch!
i had tu luk tew timz tu spot teh kitteh!
is teh lol vershun of wher’s wally!
Mebbe kitteh’z naym IZ Wally…
U wontz dat hat fryd 2 uh kraklee krunch, oar baykt 2 uh dellykit krunch?
Izza intresting tree, iz maid uv fevvers? *tikkletikkletikkle*
Teh thort uv dat maeks me sneaz!
*gigglolgigglolrollypolly*
bloola ib bery ticklolish, BF! yu stops it rite nao!
*gigglolgigglol*
*uzez innercint faise-luuk* stawp wat? ahm nawt dewin naeefing!
*tikkletikkletikkle*
*rollypollylolsgigglol!!*
u iz bery gud at teh innercint fase.. hab u been praktsing?
O noe, ai akshulee amm innercint (az far az u knowz)
BF muss b teh gud at poker, I finksew…
HE noes when U R Sleeping >.> <.<
He noes ware U R hid…
He noes wat u did last summer….
**hydes baycayshun foetoes** Yu haz no pruf!
Sandy Claws needs no pruff!! He jest KNOZ … (ifinkso he haz spiez at the foto plase… yep ifinkdatz eet…)
*stamps xxx oh fotos*
Iz dat der rating Skwirrlgrrl??? Ifinkso u had morez fun den I reelized….. Wowwee wow wow Treepol X rated … *haz an impressed*
Oh weel, yesh — iffin dey were pH’s fotos — I kin see dat, yep yep yep…. must fink ub da kidlets…
Pffft. Yuz holdin dem down-side-up. **flips fotos obur** Doze ARE teh chilrren! At the chilrren’s hoam wear ai bolunteered!! **luks tu sea if Santa iz lissening**
*peers closelee at fotos*
wate…those r not children, tehy r… um….
TROLLS!!
*skratches hed — wunderz how uppitysidez down XXX fotos kin luk likee chilluns*
tryz skwining an sea iffen taht halps.
oar maybi iz leik doz hyddin immajes pikshur thingies an yu haz tu stairs at dem an stairs at dem an stairs at dem…
An lastee nite furr dat matter!! Butt at leest u had sum fun…
Here MYy Christmas Ninja. Named Cherry. He lives in Christmas Tree.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/BasementCatChristmas.jpg
Ohai Thornius! Ai doan’t fink we haz met. Plz 2 assept mai flooffee paw in walkum!
Thankee, annipuss! AI bin hier from beginning but manelee lerk!
Hi Thornius! that’s a cute picture!
heem ayes luk like xmas lites!
Ohai, Thornius! Datz a grayte pikshur!
Welkum to Cheezland! *extends floofee paw in frendship*
now im scared to open m’presents….
Donut worree, kitteh will halp yu wiv teh rapping!
*giggols finking ub a rapping kitteh* Cud wii cawl heem elebenty cent? oar maebee Skratch Kat?
* dons troll mask* Plz do nawt let ur kitteh climb de Krissmuss tree! Cud be dangermous, and dey cud fall, or swallow de sparklies or or- sumfing else awful!! De huge manatee!* pulls off mask and runs for brakerum*
Brings sum caek wivakwikness – chokklit caek adn teh lemmingy drizzlol cake, adn a krissmus chokklit log from Fronschland.
Yum, MMM! Being a troll maykes me very hongry.
Fronsch chokklit! Omai! Yu wudn’t wantz tu shayre dat, wud yu? **luks hopefull*
O yesh o yesh, der’s enuf fur ebberwun, dis iz tradishunal krismus caek in fronschland, kan be eyes-creem or caeky, butt bofe is delishus!
NOM NOM NOM! Iz deelishus! Fank yu! NOM NOM NOM!
**luks up wif beek and fais cubbered in chokklit** Wut?
O heer PH, yu needs sum shampain wiv taht to rinss teh chokklit off!
**sips shampain** Ai lyke teh wai yu finks, miniminsmum! **klinkee glasses**
Ifinkso naw i kno how doze XXX fotos happined … OD on chololit and champers ….
chocklit & shampers! **klinkee** heers a paw in yer eye and a purr in yer eer!
OWWWWwwwwie!! Mii eye!!! Hey, did eberebuddy leaf? I kin nawt heer nuffin …
O my wut a floofy tree!!
Must… pet…. tree…..
Pulls off a feather to tikkle skwirrlgrrl- tikkletikkle…
eep!
*runs off to find teh baffroom*
*baffroom has wet floor sine outside door*
EEP!
Runs behind wif feather- both slip and land innapile on floor- oops!
**hanz skwirrl a flannik**
*sees parrothead’s flannik and raises hur a shamwow*
**sees Skwirrlgrl’s shamwow and raises hur a hunnerd-dollur twowel**
*sees parrotheads hunnerd dollur towl and raises hur a snuggie*
yoinks shamwow and kleens up little puddle on floor. Nuthin to see heer!
wot gowin on heer?!
i turns mah bak for won minnut adn awl teh hell brakes owt!
Wuz nawt all ub hell dat broked out — jest a lettol puddle of pee dat missed da flannik… nuffin to worry about …
wuzzn’t me!!!
I hadda snuggie!
Um- musta been me- *blushieface*
*snags teh shamwow to removify all teh snowing from teh terrace*
lul, funi kitteh
I feel like a bad LOLer – I don’t see da kitty!
heez rite inna da middol ub da twee — inna dark spot. yoo jest see heem purty wite hed.
Itz rite in teh middlol uv teh fotograf.
Welkum to Cheezland, mopapa! *extends floofee paw uv frendship*
Okay, NOW I see it!! Thank you, Elsa_Mama and nightshayde!!
Dis why Ai no can has Christmus tree in mah howse. Dis be last ting Ai seez b4 mah kitteh maek tree faw down go boom.
lern frum mai fathur, padawan. attachify teh tree tu teh walls oar seeling in at leest tu playces uzing wyres an nayls. trees survivvid kittehs, goggies, an kiddies!
HO-HO-HOOoooooOOOMG!!!!! *Ninja’d!*