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Freddy used to hunt birds the same way as any other cat. Until he found a military bolt-action rifle in the basement…
dont needz a gun. just needz a wet kitteh.
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Maeks it eezee!
Yay Anni!!!
and happeh sun turning-day to the brekkfust crowd!!!!!
for this festib awkayjunn ai has prepayred a sunfild boofay for awl *drags teh boofay tablol from the biddeo lol*:
Orinj (bnp) shampayn punch
Orinj (bnp) poppys seed caek
tequila sunrises (or just sunrises – if it to earleh for the tequila…)
Duck (or isit a goose..) a L’orange (bsnp)
a see throughs an chilly salad
reelee festib cranberry orange (aynp) scones with see throughs marmalade and clotted creem
and of course the appropreeate sordid tee, cawfees, joosis and smoovies..
Enjoy!!
Um…. sum peepl aer `lerjik 2 orinj (nawt orinj kittehs, juss teh froot!)
Ohai nennepus! Dat luks deelishus and nootrishus! Fankees! **grabs a scone and sum joos**
O mai, fank u nennepus! ware tew start, ware tew start? *dives inn hedfurst*
D’ya need a snorklol there BF?!?
*munchmunchsnarflechewgulp*
Wat? O…um….wud aneewun else lyke sum?
Shampayn punch- makes Mundane beddar!
*Dives inn* ooo Fank u! *Nomnomnom gobbel snarf* mmmm iz GUD!
welcom obk. i’m owned by 5 orinjbouncykittehs + otheres.
>^;^<
Tank u Mitsu. Theys fune yez?
pew…pew….pew…..
GMTA mamarosa!
Efficency – kitteh eggspekts it!
Pew Pew Pew! Taik that Tweety! Muahahahahahahaha!
Iz teh site berry slo 2dai oar iz it juss mai PC?
aifinkso teh site iz bean bery persnikitee todai!
meni peeps are off from wurkz for Kissmaus week and the intertube clouds may be slow
**nods** Seamz berry slo tu mee tu!
Dat seemz a liddlol funair tu teh burdies! **putz awn bullitl pruf vessed**
goggie, ur next, slooooowwww squeeezzzzeess on trrriigggeeerrr
brekfus sounds da yummeh dis mornig, but has yoo sumfin hot? Iz bery kold allmos froz!!
oh yes – ai has warm punkin soop and a larje pot of oatmeel porrije wif applol an sinnanomnom!
and tee an cawfee of course – an hot chocklit wif creem and marshie mallows!
Oooh- lubs de oatmeal wif applol and cinamonomnom! Thanks nennepus!
**sobs** Ai iz hoam frum wurk and kin plai tudai, an cheezland iz bean slo! Speed up, cheezland!
*ofurs teh burdeh a coddlol stone*
Hurrah fur teh lolidays!
*cuddlol stone, eben*
**cuddlols the coddlol, ur, coddlols teh cuddlol** Fank yu 4point5kittehs! Ai iz nawt hoam fur teh lolidays, yet, jist beecawse we haz lawts and lawts ov schnows. Tu mush schnow, aifinkso! Nebber finkin ai wud heer maiself sai dat.
*presses cheezland FFWD Button*
Ohai*throwssnoball**doesalphabeticallist*O!Cutekitteh*SPLORT**getsrescued*etc.
HALP! Make it stop!
**watchiz LCB fly arownd furr a wyle**
**triez nawt tu gigglol**
**presses ‘PLAY.’** Dere yu goes, we nawt wants tu go DAT fassed! Jist regyewlur speed wud be gud. All doh dat wuz funnee!
**frows snoball at LCB**
*jumps outta teh way, accidently hitting teh PAUSE Button*
*hangs in midair in a goofy jumping position, wif a snoball hovering just inches from face*
Um, moar halp?
*pawses to fink haow to halp*
Plz to hurry? Because, um *whispers* when I jumped I kinda got a wedgie.
Jaaaane! Stawp this crazee thing!
da jetsons….
“So… what do you feel, shooting defenseless little birds?”
“Recoil.”
Is this wun shoped frum teh “I haz snow” kitteh?
Yep, I has that one for my desktop wallpaper, but I likes this better.
ai wantz dis kitteh on mai teem!
“Dad, I’m a… not a crazed gunman, dad, I’m an assassin! Well the difference being one is a job and the other’s mental sickness!”
Snypurr. Ai ar wun.
Don’t fli awai. Yu onlee git nommed tired.
LOVE THIS!
LULZ!