In his next life: President William Howard Taft
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: darthrevan11 via Our LOL Builder
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous The lesser known reindeer, | Lumbar kitteh Next »
In his next life:
» 91 comments
Leave a Reply
Popular Videos
-
Who be Talkin'
Cheezburger Company Blog
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
Lolcats - Lolcats n' Funny Cat Pictures
not nao kthxbai
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
Cyoot Puppy ob teh Day: So Thirsty!
Animal Capshunz - All of the Internet's Animals. Captioned
Even Lions Have These Moments
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Come On, Dog, Do You Really Need to do That?
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
Daring Leap
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
Hide!
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
Mis-Carved
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
Cannot Be Unseen
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
Cuz Dime-ins Are a Girl's Best Friend
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
Sean Bean Logic
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) Totally Looks Like Evil Spock (Leonard Nimoy)
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
Emergency Googly Eyes
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Ring of the Day: Gettin' Biblical
Pundit Kitchen - Lol News and Lol Politics Fun
Where The Deer and The Antelope Pee
Lovely Listing - Strange Findings in Real Estate Listings
All Jumbled Up
![\"Quantcast\"/](\"http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-94wNw88f65Rhk.gif?labels=MTVN%20Digital%20Tribes\")
Him luks comfy
Ai haz heard uv Prezident Taft, but doan’t noe ennifing abowt him!
He iz known fur being bery fat and getting stuck in teh White House bafftub.
Ah, I C !
Heer ar sum pikchoors!!
h ttp://images.google.com/images?q=president+taft+bathtub&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=-SYuS-SvGInwMfGwhMQO&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CCQQsAQwAw
Teh link iz VERREE long, az yoo see. Ai hope it wirks!
An – cloze up the h t, ov corse!
It DUZ werk. But yoo hav to be ablol ot get to teh beginning!
*noet to self* Lern hao to do teh littlol short way!!!
Maybee after Krismas ai’ll hav taim to do that!!
Mai boikitteh says go to tinyurl. c o m [close up spaces] and it gives you a 3-4 ltr url for the long ones, he uses it all the time. Put in your loooong url and it will link to a smaller one.
Thanks sweenepie. Ai NOE it cant bee too hard, az ebreewun but mee can doo it!
Ai dont noe wai ai find it so hard! Ai’ll trai it. Teho told uz long ago about tinurl – but ai dint eben noe waht he was tawking about then!! Ai’ve lerned a lOT since then!
famous for being huge, among other things.
and large, upturned moustachioes
Taft prolly reincarnated az teh lolrus…
Congaz tu yew todai/arvo/niet Annie !!
*
Ai hab sum shepherdz pie, punkin soop, froot salad nd yogert adn hawt nd cawld drinkz tu sillybrate !! * Inclooding cawld ozzie bier
Ai thort u spelled it XXXX `coz u can’t spell beer!!!!!!
Onli in Queensland !! * Wi yooz taht joek tuu, yu kno .. *
ai liv tu serb (maiselb)
.. okey, Taft waz 300 powndz !!
* Thx tu Googoo *
Yesh, and dat wuz in teh days before obsity epidemics and all, when most peeps wuz teh thinner than nowadays.
Answers dot com haz moar tahn enuff info foar PB in OZ !!
and, in light of Mr. Taft’s run-in with a bath-tub, I find it extremely funny that the link above the article about him is for renovation bathrooms!!
Yup. He did order a new, bigger bathtub for the White House, after all.
Gud Morning PB – an thankz fur teh Welcom Bak yesterday!!
Thiz iz a grate artikul yoo found. Ai dint see enething kwite that gud, but there iz a LOT out there!
Taft? Dey must be daft!
Efter all, dis ketteh would know enuff to stay out o teh bafftub.
google turned up lol made ov Taft, but my ‘pyooter warned me about malware on teh lolpresident website. So I didn’t go get teh linkee . But lols are ebberywhere!
ooooooo! tummee tew snorgle!
skweeeeee!
Hey !! Leve mai tummee aloan !! * PB iz berri tiklish …
*
*sneaks fevver on looooooong stick over to tickle PB’s tummeh*
Hee hee har har skwirm rigglol hee hee hee harr harrrr garsp breve
a ah ha ooo eee ow harr h h hh haaaaaaarrrrrrr puff puf puffff pufft !!
* Runz owtsied tu maek snobal tu fro …. *
NO I Donut !! * No sno ober heer !! Hee hee hee *
* moovz awai from tikloling peepz wivakwikness !! *
>snerk<
ticklol ticklol ticklols pb
Ohai Mugglemary {{{{ MM }}} * Taht shud hab remaynd sicrit .. *
Sumwun sed, “Larfta iz teh bessed meddy sin” !!
* Wozzit Reedurs Dye Jest ?? *
If yew nede a gud tiklol, yell ” I NEDE TIKLOLLING ” , k?
readers digest iz a magg-azeen dat wuz berry pop-yu-lar in da YEW-Ess-AH in da 1950s. It had verry short and easy ta reed articles and humor and wuz found in baffrooms awl ober da country. Naow we jus go to da innerwebs
PB, Nao that yu’v had sum helfful eggersize, I offers yu a puffy oven pancake wiv yur choyse of lingonberries and whipped cream, or real maplol syrup wif baykon on teh side.
Thx Booklion !! Ai hab nawt had a pancaek foar menni yeerz !!
* PB taiks a smorl sliec ob teh clingon buriez .. Yumm !! *
Wotz ebbreebuddee ells habbing ?? Yu gawt tu eet tu bi helfy !!
Yoo havntt had a pancaek in menne yeerz??
Ar yoo a prizoner sum ware???
Butt – yoo dont hav to maek a choyce heer.
Yoo can hav wun pancaek wif teh yummy lingonberreez (Preiselberren in jerman) – AND wun wif teh may pole Sir Up!!
Specially az teh are fluffee – wich can awnlee meen they are moastle aire!
We cawl dem Cowberries in TTI!
Reelee??? Ai dint noe that!
ICHC – an edumacayshun – teh eezee way!
Ohai, Janet. Welkom hoam!
*gibs Janet — and ebberywun else who wants sum — freash-baked, sitll warm sour cream blooberry skone and cuppa kona koffee.*
GUD MOOOOOOOOOOONIGN BOOKLION!!!
Fresh baedk still war sour creem bloobleery skones!!??? An sum kona koffee???
Wehn did yooo say yoo ar coming to visit??
*nom nom nom*
*nom dip nom slurp nom dip nom slupr*
*sip sip sip nom nom sip sip*
Thankz!!
An thankz fur the welkom hoam. Ar yoo North oar South nao??
I am souf nao! I haz been travveling, too…waz in teh midwest fur a memorial serviss, and got bakk eest just befoar they had thair blizzard, and the dorve souf befoar teh blizzrds hit in teh eest. I haz been berry lukky so far.
Yoo hav indeed!
TEH memorial serviss?? Gud at leest taht yoo cud go to that. Still – so sad.
But so happee taht yoo mist awl the blizzards. Masterful taiming an planning fur shur!
Glad i went, tho it was sad okkashun. Lotsa old friends, and teh train rid was terrifik.
Missing teh blizzards waz pure lukk. I can haz gratitude, aifinkso.
Oh, and when I bisit yu, I will bake skones for you. I luvs baking!
Woot!!
Ambercat duz it too! But she dint sho me waht she did.
She maeks hur awn bred, too. She’z a reelee gud baeker.
Wunov my menny jawbs waz in small, high end bakery. It waz teh fun, tho gedding up at three am to go to work when temp below zero inna minnesoda winter rikwired extry willpower.
Ai think gedding up at three am to go to werk wud awlwaiz rikwire sum extree willpower!!
But – mini soda! Eben moar extry!!
Mai jobs USUALLEE were maed fur sleeping in layte – cuz we didnt get haom til after midnite offen. But sumtaims we STILL had to be in urlee.
Werk! Nawt fur teh timid!!
klingon berris??
taht sownds dangermous! duz yu gits tehm frum Worf?
Worf haz a littlol shop awn teh side, ware he sells teh Klingon Berries.
Fresh, canned, frozed, jam, jellee, in PIs, eye screem, pudding, cukkee mixes – an fresh cukies, too ov corse – an the scones an pancaeks.
Maybee we shud hav sum at teh TY Boo Teek az well???
We’ll hav to run teat bai gibbocat, teh owner ov teh shop and cweenmj, hoo iz in charj ov teh shop.
“We’ll hav to run ‘teat’ bai gobbocat”!!!!!
welkom hoam!
do you gots lottza snow or is teh big sea waters keepin it awaiz?
LOL!! an
Itz sposed to be “that!!!” 
An thankz fur teh welkom! Ai luv going, but beeing bak iz grate, too!
Nope! We gots teh snow. Nawt so much rite nao, but teh skaiez luk laik moar mite be coming soon.
Furgot to say – ai REELEE laik yur Krismas feineree! Itz verree becoing!
ai amma pritty shure Mr. Taft wuz nawt dis skweeeee indoosing!
Taht miet bi teh sownd hi maed wen himz wuz stuk in teh barftub ??
Pass me teh snorgle snorkel; Ai’m goin in!
Kum owt wen yu nede a braik, AC !!
Bebbeh Ornjj Kitteh
amz waytless bawl ubz floof dat
lubz lawwwwng Snuggill Napz!
Bebbeh Ornjj Kitteh
getz t3h Bawbbill Heddz b4
hurz canz habz Sweet Dreemz!!
Bebbeh Ornjj Kitteh
shoodz Snuggillz Liddill Prittee
Wun Teddee Bay~urr!!!
Jack.
Awww, tahts swete !!
If wun ornj kitteh iz nawt enuff …
heerz anubber * corshun tu wairing gogglolz *
I nots udderstand dis won… i finks i iz tu yung adn tu bridish fur teh presydunt lols.
adn gud mawrnin!
More Ning tu Yu !! * Teher’z lotz ob fud upfred
*
Morning bloola!
TOO British??? This iz pawssibul?? Just hao British ar yoo??? Kuriious Kittehs want to know!
lols! i sea dat mistur taft wos teh fatteh hu gots stuk in teh baff?!
i has preepaurd teh bakun adn teh friid eggz tu! we can hab feest nao?
Wi nawt !! ( PB iz finkin ov himz bed, coz iz neerli minnite .. jus finkin)
Haz bene a gud Caturdai foar mi. Hoep yorz wil bi tuu !!
teh caturday wos yesturdai, PB! is teh sundai mawrnin heer, and is tym fur teh bakun!
sweep tite! nawt let teh bed bugz byte!!
Doh !!
* PB chekz himz collender … *
Yor Rite !! Taht meenz iz neerli Mundane !!
Bedder chek teh bed foar bugz adn enni uvver lectric lissning fingz. Bai !!
Okae…dis pikshur giffs mii eh sad. ai has receivud teh ‘presidenshul kittehs’ LOLshyrt, adn aordad siez bigga coz dey sed runs small adn iz tu small fur teh catena! shudda goyn tu siezus bigga, aor getz teh boikitteh won, bawt nauw iz sole aowt!
Ai dint see them. Were tehy reelee reelee cyoot??? Musta bin, oar yoo wund’t be sad yoo no can haz. Must bee a solooshun. Did yoo trai getting it wet an reelee streeeeeeeecccchhhhing it out???
ai usuellee werez eh wumenz L, sumtiymz M. Soe ai aordad XL. Ken get eet aon, butt(!) miyt gett mii trown aot aof gud esteb….extabul….playsus awf biznuss. Shoulda goyn 2X!
heerz teh shyrt
Oh – ai LUV taht shurt!!!
An taht is WAAAAY beyond “running a bit smawl!!!” Hao cud enewun get wun to fit??
But – teh darling littlol Obama kitteh at teh end! If they ar sold awt so fast, maybee we cud ask tehm to put it up again! It wud prollee sell out again – an this taim we wud noe to get teh XXXXXXXL wun!!
oar getz teh boikitteh won…datz whyt, nawt tan, butt(!) wud fitt!!!
…suppoze ai cud lusen dose fibe eggstra pounz adn tri ehgen!
Ocomeon, catena, get reelistuk!
yup, yur riyt. should bii ten eggstra!
huh….jus notustd dey chanjd teh siez warnun….yuz tu jus sae ‘wymunz eh ‘fashion cut’, dey runn smal’. nauw eet saez ‘goe tu sizuz larja’. NAUW yu tellz mii!
Grrr.
O, adn teh catena has teh ribb kaj aof eh liynbakka.
Ai wish we had spent moar taim togedder in Seattlol!! Ai dint notiss teh ribb kayj!
ai wud lyk dat, tu!
dere bii anudda maranuz gaym nex yere, ai tawt dey sed. will has tu erranj bizniss aot dere ehgen at teh saym tiym!
yesh!! tehy do run small..very small…ai got da inbisable bike shirt adn its stil small
Soundsz laik yoo hav to get three sizez bigger tahn yoo reelee wanted.
Oar – iz it teh verree height ov fashun to ware a reelee reelee tite T shurt???
Ai dont think ai wud want to go in publik wif a reelee tite wun, eether!
yeah…dey chanjd teh warnun – sez goe awp tu siezes nauw.
yup, butt teh largest tehy gots is 2x..adn its stil small…ai gotsta lose sum pounds too..maibe halp sum..
LOL!!! ICHC noo diet rejeem! Maek awl teh grate shurts in littlol sizes, so we awl hav to looze sum waite to ware them.
Cud werk?? !!
…….yessh…. .. tha kitteh sai : fore ！…. …… …… .. .. …. …..?.. .. uhm
So this kitty is gonna come back as a pile of decomposed flesh and bone cloth?
Oopsie! You came through the wrong door.
*escorts Jerry to the correct door*
ht tp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081114213459AA7JCDe
this kitteh looks lik Jamie Hyneman
*SPLORT*
o deer is he dead?