
CATS MAY INFLATE TO FIFTEEN TIMES THEIR ORIGINAL SIZE, JUST TO AVOID SHARING THE SOFA.
teh cowch iz awl mine! (ICHC video)
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CATS MAY INFLATE TO FIFTEEN TIMES THEIR ORIGINAL SIZE, JUST TO AVOID SHARING THE SOFA.
teh cowch iz awl mine! (ICHC video)
Picture by: DizzyEmili Caption by: Molly_B via Advanced Lol Builder
Clebber kitteh!
Ai luk a bit liek dat tryin 2 keap warm!
aifinks awl uv us whu iz havving teh wyntur iz duing tihs!
Iz a kozy kitteh aifinnkso!
Kitteh keeps warm in a small box unner teh fridge. Kitteh wants hot. Akshually, I fink kitteh haz shed sew much fur on chair it iz pulling blankies to teh kitteh by grabbity. Soon, it’ll turn into a blak howl adn kitteh will be transported to anubber universe.
wun uv mai goggies an ai iz duing tihs nao cuz iz coled heer!
Ai haz terned teh heet up an rapt a blankie rownd mai legs an aer feline warm fur teh nawt sekund tiem since Ai leff mai bed dis mornin – Ai’ll be bakk dere soon wiv 2 hot waddur boddlols!
How coled can it b in sunny CA?
Depends. When there’s a ‘merican football game on adn ebrywun gets teh beer (well, lager) owt teh coolers, teh air temp drops 50 degrees. Dat’s why UKiams hab warm beer – when dey get DEIR beer owt, teh country warms up. Dat’s smart.
We duzn’t hab warm beer – it shudn’t be warm enniwai. It shud be cool enuff to refrosh, but nawt so cawld dat it maeks ur teef hurt. Iffn it is 2 cawld, u can’t tayst it dat’s wye Orstralian lager iz serbed iis cawld…..
.. O.U.C.H.. * Hee hee *
Um… Ai din’t noe u were abowt PB!
Yu put owt teh bate adn Ai bit !!
* Aim nawt stayen, sew cat chew laitur !! *
See u in mai mornin!
iz awl relatyv. tudai’s hi iz 58F. yesh yesh ai nohz taht wuld bi consydured teh balmi in uthur playces, butt wen yur summur iz 110F in teh shayd, it bi coled! XP
I wud gibs ennyfing to has 50-degree temps rite now!
I finkso wii iz at teh freezin mark at teh momint, gonna dip down into teh twennies ovurnite.
Ai haz juss notissed awn anuvver site dat wintur begins awn Mondai. Wat teh &*&% iz dis den?
teh pre-wintur sayl?
furmomeeter sayz “yu needz moar fur”!
Eben teh kittehs wiv the berri fik furr cotes donut want to staying outside fur berri lawng, tehy is owt adn in, adn in adn owt, tehn in tehn owt again!!
Aifink it’s a mistaek 2 luk!
Yur rite! Ai’m nawt lukkin ennemoar, eetch taim ai luk it gets cowlder :- (
Kitteh has gud eye-dea, espeshully ifn it snowed ware him/hur iz!
Ohai red! Haow u 2dai?
Ohai, Anni!
Foar teh moast part, I’m warm an dry, cuz teh only “leevin teh howse” I did wuz to tayk sum stuff to teh dumpstur! My car nawt wentid anyware.
In my part of teh stayt, wii onlee got mebbe 1 intch of snow, witch meltid due to teh rayne. Teh far eesturn an souf-eesturn part of teh stayt gots lots moar snow – cloaser to a fuut.
U keepin warmz?
Ai haz bean cawl awl day, but Ai suddinlee `meburd dat Ai cud tern up teh heet frum teh centrul heeting boiler. Ai can’t get owt wile dere iz sno and iis (we had 1.5 inchis uv sno and den it fruzz) but Ai haz enuff fud fur sebrul daiz.
Lotsa peeplols shud has plenny of fuds foar a whiel. U shudda seen teh crowdz at teh groshuree stoar yesturday!
3km an I wuz tawlkin abowt dis. Wen dey iz prediktin snowz, owr nawt-sekkund thot iz, “Duz wii has enuf kitteh fuds?”
yu haz yur pryoarities rite!
I alwayz say dat my kittehs iz nawt spoyled, I iz jes well-trayned!
Bee-sydez, has u evur runned out of kitteh fudz? Iz nawt a purty site, lemmetellya!
ai haz run outta goggie fud bifoar.
iz ok fur wun uv mai goggies cuz ai cans mayke himz teh chikkin an ryce, butt mai gurl goggie haz a bad livvur sew cannawt haz teh aminlol proteen. ai cans feeds hur vegitablol an tofu an ryce. gud thyng shi iz nawt teh pikky!
Eest coast ob US iz unner 17 inches ob snow. Well, it woz last thyme I hurd from a frend dere. But snow may now be too deep for fone messigis to escape.
I’m alrite. Birginya wuz jes awn teh noos, ware the Nashunlol Gard hadda come halp sum peeplols.
yes, jd
here iz da deep “globul warmin” –bout 18 intchez of it; da katziez r bakin demselbs leik fronchfriez undah da sunspot light
“bakin demselbs leik fronchfriez undah da sunspot light”
Dat’s funnee!
Ware u at, Cowdogwah? I’m in central KY.
ima baltimoron.
Yah, y’all gots lotsa snow too, I heer!
Plz to keepin warm. Piel teh warmifyed kittehs inna bed tonite!
u kno itz bad wen da big shoppinmall clozed at wun-o-clock dis afternoon. dis klose 2 Krissmas!
Yah, dat iz bad.
I wud finkso y’all nawt gets reel cold, bein dat cloas to Dee-Cee an awl teh hawt ayre dat oridjinaytes frum dat city!
tru-dat. wish it wood wurk dat whey…mebbe burfdae fairie kould kon-jur up hot-aire fairie…
Kitteh looks mad…
becawse somewun lettin da koldaire inside da snuggie. ai bee mad 2. *smilol*
We can not haz sno. I wish it would snow here. That way, I could get off work for one day. I had to work this morning. DO NOT WANT.
At any rate, here’s another installment of “CK’s Blasts From The Past”. Given the time of year, I thought this song to be appropriate. Here’s Brenda Lee with “Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree”.
nao, nao, nao!11!! i been wisslin dis tune alldai long alreddie! lubs it!
My kitty Roro! 2 out of my three kitties on the front page ain’t bad. ;D *high fives myself*
*ohai fives DizziEmili bak*
congratz on habing yur kitteh on teh front paje! Hab a glarse ov shampayne to sillibrate!!
Ohhh I know! Felix and Roro have been on the front page, now I need to get Misty on there…
*plots* >:B
Foar doze of yoo wif goggies:
Dis is soooooo kyoot, ai lubs to see teh goggies halping wiv krissmus dekoratifying!!
o_O DID THOSE DOGS JUST DECORATE THE HOUSE FOR THE HOLIDAYS???? WTF?!?!?!?!?
yea, moast goggies un-decorayt fur teh holidaze!
Ai nao m train nawt tiw splort.
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yay cheesebrrgrr!
Here’s another installment of “CK’s Blasts From The Past”. Another Christmas tune near and dear to my heart, here’s Bing Crosby and David Bowie with “The Little Drummer Boy”.
Oh, dats awsum!
I haz dis sawng awn cd. Iz a fabrit.
(LolSpeak Off)
It is a favorite of mine, also. The new lyrics from David Bowie are what make the song memorable. Personally, I prefer this Christmas song to most others, possibly with the exception of the song in the next installment of “CK’s Blasts From The Past”.
I think y’all are gonna like it.
i nebbur herd dis wun, sew thankyew 4 introducin it to me, collegekitteh.
i not haz herd dis partikyoolar version, but when i wuz kidlet, lo theez many yeers ago, “Little Drummer Boy” wuz my very favritest crissmiss song!! i had a rekord wif LDB on it an wuld lissen to it over an over. wen i wuz 9, my parints eben camed into my room wun night to heer me singing it in my sleep!
ifinkso “O Holy Night” iz mebbee my all-time favritest crissmiss song. haz to be singed by a reelly gud singer,tho.
Cattoad. Is it poisonous?
i wuldnt likk it if i wuz yoo.
uh ohs the seekret is out…kittehs come from the puffy spores…shootz rite outa the top wen der ripe….all kewt an fluffey like…..
Ha ha! I am using proper grammar for the win!
kittehz r selfizh win it cums 2 couchez.