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don’t say “on angry!”
I mean, yu can encuraj rudolf an donder and all, but kallin “On, Angry” iz just….nawt gud.
Tehre’s Roodolf’s hi-tek replaisemint – On, Star!
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Brilliant, 2minions!
conga reyndeer, carosue!
Oluff, teh udda reyndere
… used to stai awai frum teh poyntee ens…
hii nebber let teh udders joynt hymn in hiz pownsee gaymes…
He halps wif deliverys fur teh kids on teh nawty list.
ai finkso he’l be usin teh chimbenny asa litr bocks…das nawt coal in yur stoking
Oh, nose, nawt clothes!
I’ll be gud nex yeer…
One of basement kitteh’s minions?
finkso it wuld take a basement cat to put thoze silly antlers on a kitteh!
cud bii!
Kitteh has a mad
An anteelerz tiw derfind heeself.
Waitign til itz “sleigh” tiem !!
Reigndeer ov Terror!
Dey hoof eet riyt ova tu yur haus adn horn dere wae ensyde.
oh deer!
Rebenj wil kum foar yor a moose mint !!
*hassa skared* izz a Cary-Boo! *yipes!*
Ah fot dis wus Olive, da nuvver ranedeer. Da wun hu usta laff an cawl Rudoff naems.
.. or-larf * credit tu Catena upfred *
GMTA!
Ooooops. Misseded dat wun.
Nao Ah has a ‘barressed.
Noe warriez!
Ai plum furgawt, ai’m olib, last yeer, ennywaiz. Maibe tumoro ai cumz bak az olib if ai kin fined mai olib costoom
iz nawt huntun seesen, iz eet?
hunting fore costyume is allys in Seize ‘em, aifinkso!
LOL. funneez!
Merri, happeh, joi-joi, and whirled peez, cheezfrenz! i’m off 2 teh RL now, nyse 2 see y’all…Sweeez!!!
joi-joi to u, kitkay! Y you always left b4 I gotz hear?
*hopps bakk in*
*looks around*
*not C pj*
*smooz*
Layter!
Hairless monkeh, dis tyme U has gone too far
soon tu bii bledun humin!
collegekitteh here, with another installment of “CK’s Blasts From The Past”. This one was mentioned in the last LOL, and I think that you’re going to like it.
Here’s Mannheim Steamroller with “Deck The Halls”.
OMG, ai remememebers tihs wun frum mai siscat’s LP colllllekshun!
Teh SteemLOLer iz still playin – tehy iz in PDX tonite!
kitteh needz a bwite red nose
bwite yur noes adn eet wil bii redd!
yu putt it on himz tehn.
Hims noaz ams nawt berry shinee.
*nodds* and hyms eis B lukking razzer jayded.
now Grumpy! now Grouchy! now, Angry an Peeved!
On Sulky! on Pouty! on Bitter and Steamed!
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Goe pound sum kwiksand! Goe tayk flyun leep!
Aisle haff venison eef ai heer won moyr peep!
hippee happee holly daze peeps!
{{{scampers owt 2 hang missletoze}}}
“beep!”
*runsawaiwifakwikness*
eh brafe sole…
Brabe. But nawt berry S-M-R-T.
da big blak noez ez ear-e-zistubul!
da pointee enz ez like lite-neeng, so “KWIKNESS” ez kee to da plan…
*Ticklols Turbofloof’s nose* *Runsawaywiffakwikness*
*sneeziz*
*gigglolz*
Hay hoomin, ai gotz sum noos
Fur Krissmuss youz gettin da no shooz
“Y” you ask; ai telzyu den –
Iz paybax foar antlurz; shooz, “yule” be needin dem.
Awrint u sposd tiw bee xteenkt?
They’re not dwarves.
Is Angry the name of a dwarf?
Liddlol kitteh.
Santa Clawed
’cause goggie kept falling off the roof
oh, dat wuz in hoo-bill, rite? Grinchy shullda hadda basemint kitteh, naught a stoopy goggie, to helpify wiff hiz ebil plan, ifinkso!
Don’t move… the TV’s coming in perfect…
I woulda thought Pamela Anderson’s kitteh would’ve had a bigger rack… I’m just sayin’
Nao, nao !! Tehre lize teh wai tu rack nd ruin !!
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* Had tu rack mai braynes a littlol ..
Why you larf at my tee air a ?
(lymps inn)
Ohai gaise…is Krissmuss reelee gonna come dis year?
When Iz surrounded wif payne and wif feers?
Kan dere be gudwill tuwerd men and whirled peas
When my own heart is ill at eese?
Are dere angels singin in hebben above
While I struggle to halp da wuns I lub?
Is it possibul to be happee dis season?
Please tell me Y- I can’t remember da reeson
{{{cc87}}}
Dere is also angels arownd heers, including U as u try to help otters. Plese to be keeping happee thots in yur hart!
{{{{kvnsgrll}}}}} Yesh, dere ar angels in dis werld! Ai knoes sum uv dem!
Yesh, dere is,Virginia. Dere iz a wun. A liddlol 2000 yeers ago, a littlol boi wuz born to sabe us. Wii sii wut peeplol do an sez an it iz nawt gud. CC gabe us free will butt as hoomins we nawt do teh rite fing. Dere iz gud will and dere iz teh angels singing butt wii must werk for it too and wii must find it ware it can be fownd. Mai Snuggles kitteh (gon so lawng nao) herd meh praying and she gawt awn mai bak wile ai wuz praying. Butt, den…she started purring and singing and trilling liek she had nawt don befoar. She did her littlol prayer while ai prayed. So, yesh, CC in Hiz hebben an teh angels sing an there is goodwill an peece. It is up to uz to halp! (((((((ChocoChick87}}}}}}}}
fangs fore sharing teh beeyootiful storee, KCT! That wuz won ob teh best! I awlso bin suffering wiff fings laytlee and ai kneeds 2 gits on my nees moar fore help. SUmthymes hard 2 dew whin fings R tuff, ironikally. Anudder fing that helps mii is teh singing–whin I sings hymns and caroles, it puts mii in a bedder spase.
And CHocochick, ai lefted yoo a messijj. *smooz*
ChocoChick87, dere are Angels watchin ober yu awl da tyme! Ai belebe dis wit awl mai hart. Sumtyme wen da lyfe be gettin bad, sit an makes a list ob awl the tings you has to be grateful for. You be sa-prized, aifinkso. You iz da lucky dat da Peeps know you an care bout you. And dey iz eben luckier cuz dey kno yu!! {{{{ChocoChick87}}}} schmooooz!
dat wos bootiful CC87.
heer is a waurm smilol adn teh hawt chokolit tu waurm yur hart <3
floofee fanks tew awl teh cheezfrenz fur mennee laffs an leekee aiis tihs yeer. ai wuz habbin a berree bad day yesterdai an felt that awl wuz blakk. mai werk is bein grinchee, mai meds cawst tew mush, an ai wanned tew end it awl, but new fings wud be beddur. tehy r. nuffin has changed but iz a diffrint day. Hang in tehr awl, happee holly daze, an schmoooooooooooooooooooo!
Oh, mugglemary an chocochick87, an KCT, hugs an smooze to all ov yous. We habs eech others. Cheez peeps, yeah!
Peasful beems to dose wif de sadz. Jus let dis seezon be about the peas. Ez sew tuff for sew menny. Jus peas for ebrywonns. Kwiet peas…
Yay, Turbofloof. Teh kwiet iz teh heeling forz. We must hab teh kwiet to ‘ppreshee-eight teh moozik. Fa-la-la-al-la, aifinkso.
deer, deer mugglemary,
I am so sorry that you are feeling such payn. sumthymes laytely, mii, too. can’t git well, denn feel worffless. *sigh* dat’z Y i noes how hard it iz.
Butt I want 2 say 2 yoo: yore lyfe is werff juss as much as NE hoo down in hooville! I want 2 “frend” yoo, butt I dont noes how 2 dew it wiff no bloo nayme.
Dare Beez programz out dere which helpifies peepz wiff dare meds, whin they cant afford dem. I found 1 for a yong kollij fren ob myne hoo knot hass insurince and needed a berry ‘spensive med, and yoo can apply thru teh company hoo maykes teh drug. Hii ended up on a cheeper won tho, that werks 4 hym, a good generik on teh “FOUR DOLLAR med list frum WalMart.
I hoap that this helps, and that yoo can gits whut yoo need. Pleez tayk good care ob yoreself. Pleez forgibbs mii if ai bee 2 forword; ai juss care!
((((({{{{{{{{{mugglemary}}}}}}}}}}}}}]]]]]]]]
oh, fankees, kitkay! ai hab had it gud fur teh last three yeers, meds onlee 3 dollar eech, but now am on werk med ins. an wun ob mai meds is 50 dollars a munth, an will go up to 85 next yeer. ai nos tehr is odder peeps hoo pay way moar, way way moar, an ai feels berree bad fur tehm two. but ai nebber gibs up, an nos if ai jus hangs in tehr, fings will get bedder.
ai yoosed to hab mai bloo name, but started getting moderated agin, sew went bakk tew blakk an being abel to tawk tew yoo awl.
{{{{{kitkay, chocochick, kvnsgrrl, kctailkinker, yippee!, pj perry, an turbofloof}}}}}}}}}} yoo is awl amm ayzing frens!
{{{nitey nite}}} smoooz and cuddlols.
Ohai Mugglemary !! Ai juss wandarign bi befoar teh necks LOL !!
Heers a cheerup Crissmiss Hug {{{{ Mugglemary }}}}
adn a peck awn teh cheke SHMOO MM !!
Tork laitur, k? Ciao fur nao !!
fankees, mai fren pb! ai cans tell when ai is goin froo a bad patch, cos ai stays awai frum teh innertubes.
ai be awl blushee nao! see ya on teh necks lol! yoo a gud huggur!
ai iz starting tew fink taht life iz tew freekin short to be made tihs unhappy bai a jawb.
Non illegitimati carboroundum, MM! *Gives tacky pleh jawb a few boots, boot boot boot*
Teh pikshur woan lode!
Oh noes! Silleh Interwebz nawt behavin? (Izza pikshur uv a blakk kitteh wif white felt reindeer-antlerz on hiz hedd anna couple ov bellz, adn a frown, aifinkso.)
LULZ!
No need to decorate such a gorjuss kitteh.
lol? he did for cheezeburger?