
I hope it looks natural
u gotz a dress 2 go wif teh wig?
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I hope it looks natural
u gotz a dress 2 go wif teh wig?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: rottiluv via Advanced Lol Builder
Oh it soots u Kitteh!
Oh Annipuss! Yoo WERE heer fur a long taim awl bai yurself!! Taht can bee soo skeeree, but ai don’t think itz az bad in teh day az it iz in teh nite.
Corse, it IZ evening fur yoo!
So – wud yoo laike sum hawt choklit maybee? Wif sum Lebkuchen frum Nuernberg? It’s reelee gud.
HEY EBREEWUN!!!
HAWT CHOLKIT AN JERMAN LEBKUCHEN UP HEER!!
An there’s plentee fur ebreewun. An there’s marshee mellows, too!
Fanyoo JCH4K!
*nom nom nom*
yum! fanky jkh4k!
it hab jus startd wiv teh snoin heer – so teh hawt chokolit is wery apreeshiatud JCH4K!
Thx Janet – ai had 2 leeb keshet awl alown 2 go an get mai dinnur.
Thx, {{{{jpak}}}} just wut ai wuz wanting aftur mai lunch. hareprot nawt gib yu hard tiem abowt awl da ekstraz lugij?
HAI grmawgs!! {{{{{{{grmawgs}}}}}}
No – teey dint! We maed it JUST under teh wire to teh day. We cud taek TWO cheked bags fur free. At 40 pounds eech. So we prittee much cud bai az much az we wanted. Tho ai just got littlol lite things.
An we did hav teh fun! We had teh “cheep” cabins awn the boat, so we were sleeping UNDER teh Danyoob! And teh water level wuz just a cuppla inches below ar window. So we had teh duck’s aiee view ov ebreething – wich ai thot wuz MUCH moar intresting than teh nermal vue. Enewun can hav that frum teh rode!!
An teh fud wuz – MOAR than enewun cud eet – an kwite goormay! Awl verree prittilee presented.
Nohwun wil bi abul tu tel. onnest!
Ohai keshet! Ai thort Ai wuz awl alown in cheezland!
ai iz wanduring in and owt.
iz yu styll snoweded in?
No, Annipuss, yer niver alone in Cheezland, evun if the other peeps is super busy and has time only for quik peeks to keep up wif ther frends. Happy, merry, and jolly days to every peeps who are out there!
Catnip Junkie – hao veree nice ov yoo to stop bai an giv sum cumfurt to ar deer Annipuss.
Ai dont think we haz met yet??? Ai’m JCH4K – an itz nice to see yoo heer.
Ov corse, ai’ve biin goan fur a wile – so maybee yoo’ve bin heer an ai just didnt see??
Hellooo, JCH4K, Pleezed to maek your acwai… anquaia… aquaynt… to meet ya! Extends scraggly paw of frendship to you. I likes to meet the reel cheezpeeps like you!
Well, thankx!
But yoo ar a reel cheezpeep nao, too!
Beeing a reel cheezpeep iz hyooj amounts ov fun. Ai’ve had a lot ov fun awl ov mai laif, but being heer wif theze moast wunderful peeps iz reelee verree speshul!
lolz
Mebbe she’s bornd wiv it…
Awnlee hur hare dresser noes fur shur!
Is the kitteh in the Senate?
Ai is a bigwig! Oar izzat teh Whig Parteh?
Hao baot Frezzehwig parteh nsted? Dere iz moar fud.
Informant kitteh.
Hers a cubber gurl!
Latist layde gaga luk!
Or Cher! In fact, kitteh is prettier then eyther one of them!
JUST waht ai wuz going to say!!
Kitteh wittness protecshin prograym, you’re doin it wrong
Ohai! Reporting in from winturr wunderland of Merryland, USA. Teh snow is now deeper than my boots are high (and these are red Wellies that come up to mai knees), and still falling. Iz gorgimous. Right outide my living room window is a large holly tree wiv red berries. And a bright red cardinal bird is sitting in it, too! Looks like a Christmas card.
Annipuss- are you okay there in Lunnin-town? Snowed in? Do you have enough food and drink? I haz a worry about you.
Q – In Gay Thers Burg, Merryland, we are at 18 inchus and cownting….a foot of it in six ours. Yikers!
In Wichmond, Va, we can has 10 inches of white fluffy stuffs. Kittehs will not go out in it.
Hay Dat iz our snoes! U gib it bak. Wii will gib you bak ur freezy rains.
We hav just a lite snow. Just enuf to naek ebree thing reelee prittee, but nawt so much we haz to shuvel!
Soree to sai but San Francisco is sunny and nice and the poor cornfuzed lizards are lizarding around on warm concrete and exposin they selfs to depradation by the fierce hunter Twoie (my avatar) who catches them to show to the Cat Mom and then lets them play and play in the howse!
Ohai, {{{Catnip junkie}}}}} nawt shur weev met (pa wub frenship heer) Ai;m in San Jose. wuz fawgee urlier but (*) iz cleered awf nd nawt tu cowld, google buttun sez 54. Nawt liek last wekewekeweke wen we hab da snoze awn teh hilz.
Ohai Grmawgs Naybor! Frenship paw right back to you, after shaking off odd some lizard scraps. We got no snoze here butt (!) plenny colds. In other werds, hadda turn on the furnace for a cupple dayze. Luks leik rain down you way pretty soon…? Whai is yer nayme not bloo?
O hai ebberywun! Ai haz bin reedin bowt beeg snoe in teh TTI an teh eestern YewEssAy. Ai hoeps teh cheezpeeps awl b saef an warm! Ai wud nawt mind a liddl bit ub snoe mahseff (iz warm heer an ai miss teh snow! :’( ).
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Wel fur doze hu iz sillybraytin teh Xmas, heerz a Arabic carol dat ai lieks berry mush. It r called “Talj talj” (snow, snow). Teh singer r Fairuz, a Lebanese Christian, an berry faymus in teh Arabic-speekin whirld, ai bleev (ai nawt speek Arabik). She haz bin sooperstar fur 50 years!! Enjoi!
Hai MOe!!! Ai wuz just thinking ai hadnt seen yoo fur a wile!!
WHAT a prittee carlol! And teh singer haz a grate voyce, too! THANKS!!
Do yoo hav ene Indian carlols?? Ai’d luv to heer them. Mai frend Sumi (the wun from Kerala, nebber showed me ene. She just duz Interlish an jerman wuns. Az far az ai noe, ov corse!
O hai JCH4K!!! Hao u is? Ai haded horribul innernets an fone prollems fur moer tahn wun munf! But ai pwned dem. Iz nize tu be bakk in cheezland
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Yez, ai shur der be Indien-langwaj karolz. Ai haz heeared ownly Hindi an Gujarati hymns (not Krismus karols), but dere mus be karols in Konkani, Marathi, Tamil, Khasi, etc. U kin finds Hindi Christian songs onna YooToob, but teh mewzik yooshully nawt sew grate, akshully (an nuffink liek teh Fairuz!!).
Hay Janet, ai finded a inneresting carol frum Jharkhand state, witch haz a folkdans riddim:
Tanks, Moe…is indeed byooteeful!
u is welkum, Missy! Glad u liked it! There area free (and safe) MP3 downloads of Fairuz’s Christmas songs at an Eastern Orthodox website called tasbeha.org.
Ohai, moe! *eckstends floofy tuxy paw uv frendship* Ai wants tu tellz yu dat ai clickkified awn yer bloo naem sum wilols agoa, adn ai faond maiself travlolling tu plaeces dat wuz sew far frum ennyfing ai hadz seed beefour. Fankyou fer dat! Iz wunnermus blog!
*taeks floofy tuxy paw* Ohai, mezzomom! nize tu meetchew. An fank u sew mush fur ur nize kommints bowt mai blog. Pliz bizit agin! Ai cud nawt updaet it fur menny weeks, but nao haz noo batch ub Krismus fotos tu uplode.
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PS whar u libs?
Iz in VLC, awn teh prairieairies ob Saskatchewan. Bery bery rurlol wear ai libs, adn far frum ennywear!
ooh, taht sownds luvly!! heer iz suvvern arid zona iz warm (agin) an sunny (agin) an everyfing iz dry and brown an crunchy.
culd shur go for sumfing pritty to luk at owtside, insted.
in centroll Calyfornya wi haz teh coled an foggi agin.
Thx fur ur consern, Q Ai aer snoed in, but Ai haz plentee uv fud – noe Krissmuss fuds, but dat iz nawt berry importunt. Ai alwaiz has a gud stokk uv basiks in teh freezer an larder, soe wull nawt starb! Juss fresh froot an vejetablols wull run owt.
basement kitteh is on undercober mishins! scowtin owt noms!
OHIA Theatrical Wanderlust. I just LUV yur nayme!!
Ar yoo a long tain lurker?? Just maeking yur debut heer? Yur LOLspeek iz reeelee gud!
May ai welkom yoo to Cheezland? Ai am moast often known az JCH4K, but ai hav a fyoo otter naymes az well.
Nice to meet yoo!
Nopez doze not look natural!
Dis mai stoopy-hyoomin disgyz.
Duz it luuk stoopy enuf tu gets meh fru teh chekkowt wiff teh gud noms?
No, iz nawt stoopy enuf. An u still neads munny 2 get the noms
Iz Troi Paw-lahmawloo uv the Pitzbirg Steelurs!
Awl him neads nao iz a helmut an a numburr foarty-free shurt.
Mebbe since teh reel Troi hurted his nee and kant plai gud – mebbe Myke Tawmlen iz yoozin this kitteh insted fur gaim uggenst Grean Bai toomawroe?
Klunk! *nox all da Packers in da head*
Steelurs wil neads awl the helpz thay kan get
teh fome cheez protectified teh heds, aifinkso.
Until Troi Pawlahmawloo kitteh taeks cheez awai frum thare heds toomawroe, aihoapso.
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Simbah an op_sMama an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif fluffy wippykreem frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filld wif snoglobes taht luk eksackly liek riet owtside Q’s living room window, dress-up sets wif wigs, fancy hats, joowelreez, makeups, fevver boas, sekrit ajint coats an walkie-talkies (taht reelly wurk), an sunglasses, kandee, an sparkly glittery snoflake stikkers! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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O tank yoo! Ai bii laikin snoglobz! Hab naiz dai, Burfday fairy!
Wow! Thanx BF!!
Secret-agent man, errr….uhh…kitteh, I mean! Hehe…Happy B-Day cheezpeeps! I’m off on another mishun…Queue the muzak…
*lites teh fuze*
dun dun dun….dun dun dun…dunadah!
Ai ar still tryin to get mai bluness to wuk rite
Huzzah! Tankx Anni..it beez wurkin nao!!!
yay! it wurkt!
Yiss! Ai can get 2 ur profiel! Congrats awn gettin it rite!
Anni…..U noes hao 2 get blooniss 2 wurk rite? Pls to tell me 2?
Noe, but Ai noe sumwun hoo duz! Awl teh trix can be fownd heer:
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ (cloez teh gap bitween teh “t”s)
fankyoo! Ai has 2 goe 2 grosurry stoar foar gushifuds nao, but ai’ll tri it soon
wud lyk tew aplologiz in advans fur teh consinkwenchus ov dis… but fot yu wood awl lyk tu c!!
SEVEER SPLORT WARNUNG!!
iz unreelatud – but iz wery coot.
Gudd aftrnoon all. I whicsh I had hair like tat. Ies bald lol.
LOL!! Az well yoo shud bee if yoo ar an eeglol!!
theer iz moar tahn juss teh bald eeglol. theer iz teh goldun, teh filladelfya, teh moosical, an mani mani moars.
Little Richard has a cat?
Roffles!!
is so turble cold hear, aifinkso ai be freezed. Ai must stop the lurkin and go hide under the ‘lectrical cubbers. Goodnight cheezepeeps–yu is all so speshil!
OMG, she is sho beautiful ^^
weird thing is, it does!
iz jelus. iz waned dat wig.