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Haz werkt az a dooplikaytur!
Moast heartee congrachumalayshuns annipuss and pj perry!
DaveCanHasDrTinyCat just browt a SPLENDED noo item fur teh TY Boo Teek! Teh wunderfaus Kit-leidoscope! Ai’m shur ebreewun will want wun.
Hmmmmm. . . .Eben tho it iz awl snowee, ai think sumwun iz at werk in teh PI Stall, too! Ai smell fresh punkin pi-s!! Yoo cud stop an hav sum awn teh way!
Oh PJ
Nawt PIs frum YUR Punkin, ov corse.
Just frum teh PLANT punkins! Just wanted to maek shur yoo – well, we just wudn’t DOO that!
yer so adoarubbull, janet…
KAFLEEN!!!!! {{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
Gee, thankz! LOL!!! But itz so nice to see yoo. Ai’ve bin goan so much – an ai miss ebreewun so much!
U luuks so kyoot in ur festib abatar!!!
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
LCB maed it fur mee!
Sure, I no dat! I juss hafta axplane to da kitteh dat’s hiding unner da bed.
Ohhhh- izzat littlol Punkin down there???
Pleez gib hur sum skritcheez frum mee – an apologeez fur skeering hur!
O,fan Q boaf! Kit-leidscope…WANT! Ooooo pi! Slight detour….nomnomnom.
Turn it off! Turn it off!
Whai? BCs iz teh bestust kittehs. Turn it up tu lebel lebentee.
yes yes,,ai ai haz haz two two uv uv them them!! Hey Hey, wut’s wut’s goin goin awn awn??ai ai am am confyoozloled confyoozloled!!
*Steps away frum da nip* *seein dubblol sunnyhuckles*
I am beside myself?
@@@@@
Toonces an Punkin wood NAWT lyke if I bringz elebenty bcs home
Off tew teh ty booteek wif yoo bofe! an…an…ifn yoo iz feelin jinnerus, ai culd use a , um, well…guess ai doan need nuffin! enjoy yur shopping!
U doan’t hab 2 be in teh brayde – iffn u want sumfing u can hab it!
*Brings elebenty bcs in a funhowse fer sunny* Hear, dis an early lolmas present frum da ty booteek!
oh, um, uh, fankee…aifinkso…
*runs owt to buy moar gushifuds*
an shimps, an toonas, an awl kindsa yummies fur kittehs, they IZ basement cats, afterawl, do NAWT want them unhappy!
taht’s sweet, anni, but, but, ai reely doan finkso ai needs or wants ennyfing. am verrry verrry lucky, ai guess!
bc iz in teh funhowse!
Congarats, anni & pj! iz my 4nd nawt-furst! snerk! where iz doze lazy ratz? oooh…heer they comes wif reindeer antlers and gps devices tew be delibbering teh presents! Cong conga CONGA!
Thx SH!
well, iz yoo nawty or nice? yoo DID gib me elebenty bc’s, after awl…
Kit-liedoscope.
OHAI DavechDTC!!
Did yoo see?? Awn teh bakground papurrr fur when yoo send an E-LOLcard. There iz a sign poynting to Dr. TinyCat’s Office!!
Ov corse, ai thot ov yoo! Teh Proud Best Frend an Purrtektor ov teh Wun an Awnlee Dr. TinyCat!
Yes, Ai ar berry proud ob hims. Him ams nao the cheef surgen ob the Noo . . . nooro . . . brayn surgery department at Cheezburger Genrerul Hospitlol!! Him specialty ams splort trauma.
@@@@@!1! Kitteh iz in yur mirrurtubedevice, messing wif yur perceptionz!
W00t!! Sumthing noo fur teh TY BootEek!
Kit-leidoscopes! SHUR to bee a MOAST popular item at this taim ov yeer!
Do want a kit lidoskoap. nd sum pi tu if itz stil hawt.
Teh PIs ar still hawt! Becuz tehy ar so popular – an they hav to maek lotz of fresh wuns!
O hai, Janet!
U look so cute in ur hatntie! I hope u like. Rember that Fronk can always fit u with something else ifn u prefer.
(Oh, and thx for teh card!)
Midnyte Kitteh Croo
stukk in Ayth Dimennshunn. Cawll
Bukkaroo Banzeye!
Midnyte Kitteh Croo
shoodz Nawtz push Red Buttunnz wen
reeleengz frim CatzNip!!
Midnyte Kitteh Croo
fyndz Tranzzmawgrifyurr dat
beelawngz 2 Calvin!!!
Jack.
Splendid az awlwaiz, Jack! “Midnyte Kitteh Croo” – ai luv it!
Ooh….ai lubbd dat muvee!!!
*snerk* Ai thotted uv Calvin azwell, Jack!
Grayte job, az awlwaiz.
Bukkaroo Banzeye FTW!!!
(no, contrary to rooooomers, there is no connection btween d’Beaker Laboratories and YoYoDyne Industries)
BC iz in Stacey an Clinton’z 360 degree mirror, tellin abowt wut okkayshuns him warez hiz blak soot to.
Blakk tyez adn tailz, BC hazzem, aifinkso.
Ohai Red! Howz yur aky tummih?
Ohai, Lungdoc!
Saw Dr TinyCat awn Thurzday. Hur finkso it mite be gallbladdur.
Blud-werks an ultrasown wuz ordered an dun. Jes waytin awn teh rezults.
Well, we hopez yu feline bettr wifakwikness. Shood nawt take tuu lawng to get resultz from teh ultrasown, aifinknawt. Adn if ten gallbladdur hazza pleh, teh Sir Johns kan plukkitowt wif littlol incizhums lyka button-holez nao, wif teh majik teleskope toolz. Nip, snip, staple… alldun,kthnxbai!
(Almost.)
Had myne dun liek dat! Woke up feelin liek Ai had been kikked bai a hoss wiv 4 bandayds awn mai belleh. Went hoem nekst dai!
Yeah, I had my girlie partz werked awn seberal yeers ago, an I gots teh liddlol skarz.
I has to admit, it tuuk me a minnit to figger owt who “Sir Johns” wuz!
If U ask dem will maek teh incizhums in ur bellee buttun adn no wun will eber sees dem when dem iz heeled.
Dey duz wun froo teh belleh buttun (datz where dey putz teh kamra, aifink), two on teh sied uv ur abdomen (close to eech uvver), an wun rite where teh center frunt uv ur bra-band goez. At leest datz hao dey did mien.
Dey opurayted on meh in layte morning, & ai wented hoam layte afternoon. Dey told me to walk a mile teh next day to speedify teh heeling process. My belleh wuz a littlol tender to touch for a fyoo dayz, but ai wuz ablol to eet normally rite away.
I alreddy has wun skar at my belleh button, ware teh girlie partz wuz werked awn.
Honestlee, I’m nawt wurried abowt teh skarz. I gots a ton of dem frum varyus fings alreddy, so enny noo wunz will prolly jest blend in.
Bee-sydez, my modelin dayz wuz ovur YEERS ago!
Himz blak soot is purrfect for all okkayshuns!
Black is the new black?
yoo shoor iz nawt lump-uv-coal?
Him wares it ebryware…iz berry slimming, no?
Slimming AND teh verree height ov fashun!
And, it’s ok to warez furr now….if yer a cat.
Ai duzzent finks tehy cans fynd anifin rong wif hiz owtfit.
Frenz, my finners smell lyk shwimps.
Teh kittehs LUB me!
oh, gud! culd yoo be stoppin by my place and luring dese elebenty bc’s back home wif yoo? kfnksbai!
Sowwy, no can do.
Iz cold an rainee heer rite now, an teh snow iz a-comin.
My floofy hiney iz stayin in.
ai culd mebbeh fed-ups dem? priority obernyte, uv course! (will inklood teh toonas an stuff at no eggstraw charj!)
Careful, kittehz! Nawt to nommin Red’s fingerz! *Kittehz climb up awn spare chairz nekst tu Red’s computer-desk, adn givez Red teh Kitteh Look taht says, “Okeh, Mawm. Wii can schniff teh smellz of teh shrimps, adn we knoes yu hazzem in teh howse. We wud lyke to poynt owt taht yu haz nawt shared teh shrimps wif teh kittehz yet. We be waitin. Naow!!1!”*
(Nestin fail. This belongz wif rhsb’s 1232 note.)
itz a kat-kloner!
Katalydoscope?
Anb now ai shul tak ober da worild
um…we?
kaloldoscope
Kaleido-kitteh! Want 4 xmas!
hmmmm… duz taht transporter werk awn teh punkin (NAWT pj’s!) cheezcake wif teh ginjersnap krust? iz eggspekting company fur catmas!
Oooooh — if it werks, wud u send wun mah way, pleeeeeeeez?
oooh!!! can we try in on my MIL ricotta pie???
or two, ifn ai merembers ryte, they is berrrry gud!
h ttp://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Pumpkin-Cheesecake-In-A-Gingersnap-Crust/Detail.aspx
but, ai am nawt krazy ‘bowt hazelnuts, mebbe pecans? or walnuts?
OMG!!! So many ME!!!!
an all so kyoot!
I wunder if this is what happens when things get stuk in the interwebs..
ssssss..ss..ttt…ttt..ttt..uu..uu.cc.ccc…cccc…kkk.kkkk.kkk….???…???
w…hhh…uu..u…u..t….. yyy..yyy..yyooo..oo……ooooo..ooo… mm…mmm…m..ee…eeee..eee..nnn..nn…..n…. , sss…ss…..s..s…tt….uuu….uu.cc….cccc…..cccc…kkkkk…kkkkk…??…???…????????
@@@@@!!!!!!
Stuk iz when yu need to hit refresh to fill teh bowl wib gushifuds!
Spyder-cat nebber gets stuk. But multi-facet eyes adn mirrurs down’t mixx.
Multiplicikitty.
Fearful symmetreeez, we haz tehm!
“Multiplicikitty” — Very good, Woodsman!
Legion
Aks basement cat hiz naym.
himz name ams leejun, cawz tehrs so mannee obhim!
Physicist: “The theory is there’s only one cat. Schrödinger would be proud.”
Cat: “Wut yoo meen ‘only ones?’ Is, meez heer, an meez dere, an mor meez ober dere… Is Meezes Pieces! Aaaauuuurrrrrr!!! I tink I wus bedder off in de udder box.”
Ai dun fink black slilms BC finner…. Ai hab a fwiend hoo kitteh sad BC wonse, adn he vas nawt slilms… But he vas vewy, vewy cuddlolses maniaks! Him vanteds lotza cuddlols adn snugglols…
Adn nao dere iz soooooo manny ob him… Ai vont shows teh kitols.. Dem jest hab daymares.
Jaaane…stawp tihs crazee theng!
That cat looks scared… lol.
LOLOLOOOL!!!!! XD I laffed so hard I cried!!!!
Whoooooooah! That’s an awesome view!
basement cat can multiply!
Dis is hao Basement cat produces teh minions!
That’s not a transporter. This is a little known episode of Doctor Who called “The Doctors Cats” – where all six of the Doctor’s pet kitty incarnations (which strangely all look the same) have to save the TARDIS from the Daleks. Staring Tom Baker, of course.
He mus’ be goin’ to teh year 1352 A.D.!
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0300556)