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butt(!) du yu has eh resavashun???
we can has grate minds?
wii can! adn wii awl goe tu teh ty butik!
*sniffs hawtilly*
i has a reservashun bowt dis restraunt!
yer table is nawt reserved?
Snooty wayter is snooty
You cannot has grey poop on.
You cannawt hav red wine wiff seefud!
No sur, we duzznt eben has kechup at dis establismint.
Scuse me! Dis shwimp coctail iz ice cold!
yeh and so’s this gazpatchoo soop……ick,
I mean really, cold soop?
Pleh!! Dis wine is warm. Can I at least get some ice for it! Sheesh!
he looks like the “this pizza is relevant to my interests” kitteh
Dis chikkin-cordon-bloo-wiff-extra-sawse is relebant tu mai intrists.
heer it iz
a variashun
yup, ther iz a strong rezemblanse!
dis bowty iz relvant to my interests
Iy’ll startz wiffun orinju nee-hi
Weard dat u com frum?
Orinj kitteh, nee-hy in oarders, mebbe?
Or is u a Radar fan frum M*A*S*H? (um, dat wuz grayp)
lol – ai is gettin blynd. Teh u? Didnt notis it in eever poast.
Is ryt abuff teh j. U gotz lawngish fingurnayls? Eezy enuf tu du, adn wiff lolspeek, extra letturs doan mattur much anywayz.
I mosstly nawt notice missin or extra ledders till sum 1 corex demselbs.
Want orinj kitteh about nee-hi!
(I lubs M*A*S*H, juss started watchin re-runs, again on late-nite TV)
((Grape nee-hi sownds pleh.))
Grayp nee-hi wuz wundermus! ai lubbd eet wen ai wuz nee-hi tu eh grasharpa!
Ai fink grape-nee-hi iz sorta liek grape juice wif a bit of gingur ale innit. Ai rememberz it frum kittenhood.
Grape Ni-Hi was a carbonated grape flavored soda(-pop). Excellent noms! (BTW Congratulations Doombudgies on the FP!!!)
Ai lyks dressin up! (Juss doan try puttin awn teh koat)
Ai gotz a fansee-shmansee collolur! *luukz prowd*
Dis mite be appropryit:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Chippendale Kitteh
*taykes self tu NB*
@@@@@!1!! Dansdansdansin kitteh smilez at teh crowd’s applolauses adn clappin handz. Kitteh doez look verrih pleezed wif lyfe in general, aifinkso.
*dans-dans-wayrinmybowtye-dans-dans*
*dans-dans-dontneednuffinelse-dans-dans*
Whut?? Noh cuffs??
You shud alwayz be warein a smilol
yur neva fullee dresd wifout eh smilol!
Gots whyt paw-glubs dat wurk juss fyn! (pruv ai duzznt)
*dans-dans-jazzpawz!-dans-dans*
@@@@@!!!
Nawr shur whu ai iz suppozed tu typ. AP’s dansdansdans wuz nyce tu.
Debun-ayr kitteh iz debun-ayr!
Puttin awn ayrs, breefin teh ayrs way up derz.
He is gennulmun kitteh, oot on da toon (in Catnada, eniways–!)
Snerk! I went to Catnada fer a week weak sqweeek, an wen I came back I coodn’t stop talkin like thet!
Fanks, waitter. Ah wil has da corms.
an a chikkin sammich. an cukeez.
adn sum tyuna, plzthx.
Dis oranj happicat’s chiny-chin-chin is just askin’ fur a scritchin’!
ooh, i agreez
*skritchyskritchyskritchy*
eets wahffer theen!
oooh, lolfronsch!
*cunsults dikshunary*
Izzit “It’s rather thin”, LM ??
Is Montee Piefon’s Mistur Creeuhsoat, ahfinkso.
Wil nawt end wel.
“It’s wafer-thin,” aifinkso.
Thx NS nd Rp !! * PB haz sene teh moobie butt(!) tihs deskribez hiz memree ob it (oar ennifing ells) !!
i love this pic.
Mi tuu !!
* Great foto by Jim adn LOL by DOOMbudgies !! *
Ginjur kitteh’z wish haz kum true !!
…I know this cat. o_______o
Puttin on da ritz
here is a comment
Hey! What are you waiting to give a nice tip to this handsome and professional kitteh!!!
…♫♪Central Services: We do the work, you do the pleasure.♫♪…
…”Hi, there. I want to talk to you about ducts. Do your ducts seem old-fashioned? Out-of-date? Central Services’ new duct designs are now available in hundreds of different colors to suit your individual taste.”…
…*BANG*…
…should have concluded with “hurry now, while stocks last, to your nearest Central Services showroom…designer colors to suit your demanding taste.”…
…vow: no more copy/paste…
…*tubas and trumpet in unison* “Skreee-EEEEEEEEE”…
…*orchestra* “Dunnnnnnnnnnnnn-dun-dun-dun…dun-dun-dun-ta-dun”…
…”What do you believe is behind this recent increase in terrorist bombings?”…
…*fritz*…
…*sputter*…
…”Bad sportsmanship. A ruthless minority seems to have forgotten certain good old-fashioned virtues. They can’t stand seeing the other fellow win. If they played the game, they’d enjoy life more.”…
…”Is the government winning the battle against terrorists?”…
…*fritz*…
…”Ah, yes. We’re fielding all their strokes, running all of them out. We’re consistently knocking them for six. I’d say they’re nearly out of the game.”…
…should have started with *fritz*…*sputter*…
…then “Tonight…administering the Ministry of Information…Deputy-Minister Eugene Helpmann”…
…then “Good evening, David”…
…and ”What do you believe is behind this recent increase in terrorist bombings?”…
…with ”Bad sportsmanship. A ruthless minority of people…seems to have forgotten certain good old-fashioned virtues. They just can’t stand seeing the other fellow win. If these people would just play the game, they’d get alot’ more out’a life.”…
…furthered with “Nevertheless, Mr. Helpmann, there are those who maintain that the Ministry of Information has become too large and unwieldy (*insistently*).”…
…causing “David, in a free society information’s the name of the game; you can’t win the game if you’re a man short!”…
…injecting “…And the cost of it all, Deputy-Minister: seven percent of the gross national product (*incredulously*)…”…
…thrusting “…GniII understand this concern on behalf of the taxpayer; people want value for money… Aat’s why we always insist on the principle of ‘information retrieval chharges’. It’s absolutely right-fair that those found guilty should pay for their periods of detention and for the information retrieval procedures used in their interrogation.”…
…probing “Do you believe that the government is winning the battle…against terrorists (*plaintively*)?”…
…groaning “Nuh yes. Our morale is much higher than theirs. We’re fielding all their strokes, running a lot of them out, and pretty consistently knocking ‘em for six… I’d say they’re nearly out of the game.”…
…*slap*…
…*buzz*…
…*ploop*…
…grabbing “Why should decent, law-abiding citizens have to subsidize…criminals (*emphasized*)?”…
…whimpering “But, Mr. Helpmann, the bombing campaign is now in its thirteenth year…”…
…charging “Beginner’s Luck!”…
…*laughing*…
…cooing “Thank you very much, Deputy-Minister.”…
…comforting “Thank you, David…and a very merry Christmas to you all”…
…*music swells*…
…”studio spots dim*…
…*credit roll runs*…
cake, braek room? choklit?
Ohai, pj. luks lyke we needs lots an lots of da nomilishis ceak. (^ on an on an on an on an on)
nom nom nom zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…nitey nite 3 cats!!
…*head pops ’round corner*…
…”Dimsdale?”…
Ai dun no wut 2 sai
hmmmmmmm
can i has cheezburgr??
Wai, shur yoo can!
Tehy ar served in teh VERREE best ov restaurants!
An OHAI, Mr. Bob Firefarter (did ai spell taht rite????) Ar yoo noo? Ai’ve bin goan a lot, so ai dont awlwaiz gno. If so, may ai say welcom heer?
An – WAHT ar YOU doing up in teh middlol ov the nite!!??
Ohai Janet !! Welkom bak. Lawng tiem no sea !!
* Yu ar bak ? Iz a littlol urli tu bi up, aifinkso. Hee hee *
…”So pleased you could make it…”…
…”Right…This…Way…”…
Ai hav a reservaishun ..
reservaishun iz nawt reekwyurd fur yu sir! we lolways hab tabul fur teh V-I-PEEs
…your companion, a Miss Lolica Mewinsky, has arrived…
@@@@@!!!1!!!
Doo u haz cheezburgrz at dis astablijmont?
teh servus heer iz impekabbul!
i can has teh creem ov maus soop fur starturz?
Wud maddam purrfur teh braon or wite ??
* Ratz, weer wite owt of wite *
yu has teh ratz soop tu?! ohmai, dis iz wery sofistikattud plaes!
won ratz soop fur meh plz!
Wi katch nd dispatsh teh ratz owerselbz. Ile see if tehre ar enni in teh kitshin !!
O. No, donut fink wi habz ratz in teh kitschen, madam !!
I ment if tehre ar enni in teh fridj !!
Wot wud yu lyk foar drinx ??
* Wair did yu go ?? Hee hee *
Yu can haz tihs worta
Plz wate wile Ai go nd
bottlolfetsh sum !!harharhar! i mizd teh reeply buttun agen!!
fanoo fur teh spensiv wotur… duz u hav teh fishy flava?
i has teh cheezburga fur teh manez plz – wiv eggstra cheez!
Ob corss !! Serbis wib a smilol, madam !! * Ai bi goen tu teh nyu LOL, k?*
i can has a bottul ov teh fynust wotur yu has gots pleez! we iz celebraytin adn i nots lowd teh alkeyhol
keeuuuuuuuuuuteeeee!!!!!!!!!