Last thingz i rememberz, someone passing da cat nip and den i wakez up here…
musta hadz 2 much takeela az well.
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wifaot mai panz…
Luukin at sumwun elsez unnerwarez hangin awn teh rod.
wen yu sae ‘rod’, jus wot yu mene?
Teh kurtin rod. Wiff unnerwarez hangin up tu drai.
*skwints* O mai
awf tew the NB wif you BOTH!
Otay, ai’ll tayk teh undeez, u grab teh rod.
*exitswiffakwikness*
ai wanna noe weer dat rodz ben nawt sekkund, befour ai goe grabbun eet!
spayr teh rod adn spoyl teh YNG…
He should check to make sure he still has both of his kidneys, too… 80
@@@@@!
Concat-shoolaysez, catena, in leedin teh free-way brayd!
Wud u lyk drinkeez oar noms, or obber sillybrayshuns?
*dansdans-freewaytye-dansdans*
aiz awn annuda enluss telekon, soe ai nedez sum alkyholz, pleis.
Kthxmakeetehmahgahreetah
Dat ai can du … has awl teh fixins rite heer.
*poars teh Josay Kwervo intu teh blendur*
*adds in teh margareeta mix adn icee kyoobs*
*whirr-whirr-whirrr*
*poars dem intu glasses*
Adn derz eben a littlol lym ripe awn teh tree in bakk.
*goez owt, pikks teh lym, kuts intu wedjes, stikks awn glasses*
Der ya go, darlin! Hoep dis gets u fru it! *sip-sip-aaaahh!*
Derz plenty moar ware dat kaym frum, so helps urseff, ebrywun!
Othx!
Dis nawt eben mai dorm.
hao ken yu bii soe shuyr?
We has bloo bafftubs der. Whut kollij is dis? Whut stayt is ai in?
Adn, um, duz u kno mai naym?
teh stayt awf konfushun, appehuntlee…
CAT-atonik Stayt Yoonibursittee
or Whatsamatta U!
Bowlwinkul ref FTW!
Hao did ai get nekkid?
GMTA!
Well – mah comment wuz inspired by yours. Ai went blank.
Yet u still mayd it intu teh makramay – fast fingurs indeed!
ai wunner wut ai dooed las’ nyt … uhoh …
don worree….derez pikshurs!
odeer … ai wuz frayded yu wuz gawna sae taht …
It wuzznt a whut, it wuzza hoo.
adn hao manee….
ai izz a howskitteh … nawt a tygrrr …
You sownz lyke a cougar!
Nawt mih!! Ai jsut a owl’d marrieded ladykat … wifa majinayshunz
wel tehn – GMTA! LOL
adn eh ‘remembaz wen’!
oyeahz!! … *blooshes fyureeusslee behyndz floofeh pawses, adn runzwifakwiknes tu teh Nawty Barn wyl syngen “Memmrees” …*
Dazed kitteh is dazed.
adn konfusud…
an wyd-iyd an legolass!
kitteh is an elf? *has a confuzzuled*
Haow ai gotted heer?? And hoo yoo izz??
*flashes back to one Sunday morning wen ai wuz in collij*
Where am ai?
Hao did ai get heer?
Where ar mah clothes?
(I was in my own bed, alone. My roommate had driven me home & had gotten me out of my … erm … icky clothes after I had had far too much to drink at a party. I still can’t even think of Peach Schnapps without feeling slightly queasy — and that was 21 years ago!!!)
Fur meh is Suvvern Kumfurt. Didnt kno der wuz a delayd reakshun.
Stawpd drinkin wen ai startid feelin teh buzz, but endid up prayin tu teh porselin gawd. Dey hadda karry meh bakk hoam.
Irish Mist here. Even seeing the bottle makes me– *clamps hand over mouth*
MMmmph mm!
*exits with a quickness*
mien wus slo gin, pink stuf, coms bak up pink tooo. ai wus sik fur dais.nebber agin
no problems wif alkeehol, but pepto bismal gets me eberytime!
sumtymz teh remedee izz wurser tehn whut kawseded teh pleh inz teh furstest playse
*maeks note to not bring teh pink stuff to parteez*
*save it for teh trolz*
see, teh trolz kleens thems own restroom at teh burfday goodie facktory/trol reformatorium, so iz not my problem wut colur tehy iz urping up. but not wants ikky urp at my nise cheezland burfday parteez!
I still nawt lyke pink ether. When I was preggers, I waz ALWAYS sick. I saw a pink house and ….oh, well you can guess da resst.
OMG. One time, at
band campa Cajun place I had about elebenty Hurricanes (lots of alkyhol in a red koolaid base).Next morning I feeled like I had been hit by a truck and (WARNING: TMI AHEAD) when I went to pee I was convinced that I actually had internal injuries because my pee was brite red!
dey mus has ben katehgoree for hurrahkaynz!
taht kynd ob hurrykainz izz Kat-agorree Elebbenty! (ai hazzbin tehre – ai noes … gawt teh tshurt, gawt teh hurrykain glas … adn doan ebber wanna nuther wun …)
We hadded un pardee at mai doarm wun tym at wich we can haz teh Bloo Deth. Noarmullee it wuz spowsta b Red Deth (sorta liek teh Hurrykaynz), butt (!) sumwun jess happinded 2 havva bunch uv FDC Bloo Dy #1 n kawnsintraytid foarm. Kneadliss 2 sai it fynded itz wai n2 da miksin troff, sew we can had Bloo Deth insted uv Red Deth. U kood tayl wich gerlz wuz teh drunkted bai haow bloo deyz lipz wuz…
.
Da nekst dai, tho, verryuss fingz kaymded owt bloo (oar green)… Ick… We nebber didded dat agin…
Wow! Thatz amazing! I wuz in New Orlins just wunz in mah lyfe. Wun of teh guize in teh groop I traveld with fownd Hurricanes just off Bourbon Street for a dollar apiece! Needless to say, we had menneh. I wuz dantzin in teh street with teh liddlol boys hoo had bottle caps on theyr shoos (they used them as taps).
On teh plane on teh way hoem teh neggst mornink, I wuz still drunk! I lukt at mah frend and hiz fayce wuz green when teh plane startid to taxi for take-off.
I has never had a Hurricane sinz then . . . Memreez of mah bad kittenhood, I has them!
TMI!
“prayin tu teh porselin gawd” … ai hazzint herd taht frays in yeerz! Tehre wuz taht, adn tehre wuz “dryven teh porselin truk” … adn tehre wuz teh hollerin ”Ralph Buick” …
“Torkin to gawd on teh beeg wyt hellofone”
“Teh Technicolor Yawn”
“Cawlin to Hooyee”
“feeden teh fisheez” …
“Delibberin a payvmunt peetzah”
ai wuz dat wae wif tekeelah fur abawt ten yerez afta mai Ohai skool graduashun!
Oozo…PLEH!
foar mih itz wuz manhattans atz a jazzzzzz fesstiblol … nebber, adn ai meenz NEBBER, agen!
“And this time, I MEAN IT.”
…until teh nekst tym!
bleev mih, wif teh manhattans, itz onlee tukked teh wuns … taht wuz twenny-siks yeeryeeryeerz agone, adn ai hazzint hadded wun sints. … mai hair hurted … eeben mai eielashuz hurted … foar daies!
LOL — Jack Daniels & ai hadded a fite wun nite. Jack winned, but lulled meh into a false sense uv sekyuritee nawt sekkund. Ai went to bed drunk, but nawt feelin sick. Ai waked up a fyoo howrs later & released Jack into teh byg wite hellofone. *shudder*
Ai hadded a fite wif stromberry margaritas wun yeer on mah birfday, but ai gess ai winned dat wun. Aifink ai kin still drink stromberry margaritas.
ai had a reesunt eggsperians leik taht wif sum stuf cawled Fernet Branca.
taystes leik lickwid Ricola coff dropps.
..:shock:
supposed to bii
wurdpress wuz sayving yu frum beeing tu shokkt?
dey bii triun tu stawp yu frum sayun anneetink tweis…effun effen yu wanz tu!
sews wi muss bi oryjinal an nawt tu reepete owerselves?
yup. oar chanj sumtink won liddul bit. datz whai ai wuz putten teh .. befour teh
Juss gotta mayk shoor u keeps a spays awn boff syds ob teh
obberwyz it duzznt turn intu a smiley…8O
*nodz* yup. datz wot ai lurnd!
an ai haz no eyedea ware Doug iz.
pawp kulshur refrunz ai don gett, FTF!
iz frum teh moovie teh Hangovur. ai hazzunt seed it, butt tehy iz advurtizing it heavylee fur crissmuss, goh figgur.
O, ai haz sene teh kahmershuls, butt(!) misd dat bit!
whooooo…dis fer sure aint mr. bubbls……he not be skrubbin da tubs enny time soon
mebbe lyk eet, dough.
wii hab awlol beens dere… won fing iz fer shure – I keepd teh pantz ON!
ohai bloola, i seez yoo haz a porfile an a burfday, i haz added yoo to teh Offishul (but far frum compleet) Burfday List! nice to meet yoo!
wery nise tew meet yew tew, fairy ov teh burfdays!
u dus gud wurk rownd heer!!
fank yoo
Ohai, bloola — welkum to Cheezland!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to mumrik, ceilingcatbilivr, an oneforsorrow13 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! today iz cookee-making day, so i haz bringd many delishus cookiez, all yor favrit kinds an byootifyly dekorated!! also hot choklit an frooty party punch to go wif teh cookiez, iskreem, poynty party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled with fun an amayzing puzzlol balls, sledding snoman baloloon raysers, kandee, an sparkly snoflaek pretend tattoos!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
an dont forgit, teh burfday fairy hollyday frendly challinj iz going on – find thoze lonely commints an reply to tehm
happe birf-dai tew mumrik, ceilingcatbilivr, an oneforsorrow1!!!!
FangQ for the cookies burfday fairy!!
*nibblenibblenibble*
*leeves trayl of crumbs*
lonely commints an also peeples yoo dont know, taht iz. sumtimes noo peeps reply to sumwun else’s commint but no wun ever sez anyfing to tehm!!
make shur evrywun gets a frendly cheezland greeting an gets to be part ob teh fun!
Happy burfday mumrik and ceilingccatbilivr and oneforsorrow13. May you have many mores.
adn menny smores!
You gots smores italina?
ob koars! Teh gramm krakurz, adn teh musheemellozes, adn teh chawklit barz … adn teh kampfyr is krakklin adn reddee tu goez … NOM!!
Hei, dis be kimkiwi wen seh go drinkering in Cheezland! Aftur teh larst rollur disko, ai waeked up in a feeld in Montanner, sleepink under a cao. And ai hadded no cloathes eever.
Did u at least still has ur skates on?
On ur feets, I mean?
Ai had nuffink on sept teh cao. Fore mai burfdae, Princess Mu gibbed me a speshil lokkit wib a peece of fabrik in eet. Wen ai bloes on teh fabrik it magickificates into a baffroeb, so ai duzzint haz to be nekkid no mores.
*Puts crown on kimkiwi* I thinx we habs da winner!
Oh yesh, iffin tehre iz wun fing us keewees do well, it iz teh drinkering.
Iz okay, kitteh… we has all been tehre befoar, too.
Id cud be werse.
U cudda woked up in teh terlet.
Or married!
You’re rite, pj.
Dat IZ teh skeery!
if you dont talk to your cat about catnip. who will?
Did Dey takes yer livurrrrr?
“Could’ve been the whiskey
Might’ve been the gin
Could’ve been the three or four six-packs,
I don’t know, but look at the mess I’m in
My head is like a football
I think I’m going to die
Tell me, me oh, me oh my
Wasn’t that a party”
Source- Irish Rovers