-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous Classics: now with favorite buttons! | First time in nearly 24 hrs I get them all asleep at the Next »
» 114 comments
Leave a Reply
Popular Videos
-
Who be Talkin'
blizzyyy on Origami kitteh MrGlowbug on CAMOUFLAGED MOBILE MISSLE dragonswing on VIDEO: Are You My Mother? tofuburger on Cheezburger Is Getting a … tofuburger on Cheezburger Is Getting a … tspan on Always Relevant tofuburger on Cheezburger Is Getting a … Peter Griffen on GIF: I Meant to Do That! butts on Facebook status: butts on Meme Animals: Interspecies… adorable smudgie on Meme Animals: Interspecies… Jen on Cheezburger Is Getting a … tspan on Works fine for me. tspan on Works fine for me. Kill Feet on VIDEO: Seattle Aquarium’… 
Cheezburger Company Blog
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
Getting told there's no homework until next week.
Just Capshunz - All of the Internet. Captioned
Actuallty, She Self-Represents...
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Changes For Cheezburger!
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
Changes At Cheezburger
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
VIDEO: Puffin Play Time
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
CTHULHU'S UNKNOWN SISTER
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
Pedobear Does Not Approve
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
I'm Really Only Posting This Because I Lol'd For No Reason
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
2012 Grammy Nominated Albums of the Year... Wif KITTEHS!
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
Puppet from Ikea Totally Looks Like Trogdor the Burninator
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Trendsitter
Pundit Kitchen - Lol News and Lol Politics Fun
Real Classy
Wen Ai haz hadd a nap oar 2
conga ratz, anni! bak-tu-bak (belleh-tu-belleh) nawt sekkunds!!!
Thx! Ai aer tryin 2 keap warm bai moobing kwikklee!
iz -13 degreez (C) heer adn teh win bii howlun!
Dat’s ridikyooluss! Ai thort -1C wuz bad enuff (wiv wind-chill iz `bowt -4) Iz ownlee 15C indores.
anni! Runanhide! Dere is SNO comin ur way (if dere’s any left after a big lump of it fell awn me)
Ai aer nawt goin owt agane till teh sno haz bean an gone! Ai haz ordurd a lode uv fud 2 be deliberd 2morro. Teh wevver man sed 8 inshiz mite be heer bai mornin. PLEH!
Yuk. Iz doin it awn porpoise becaws ai has to drive awl rown teh countree dis weekweekweekend deliberin presents (no, ai is nawt Santa)
Awww, sry u iz hazin teh pleh wether. Ai rilly rilly missin teh snoe heer in Mumbai. Ai lubs it. Iffn ownly u cud send me sum frum TTI
* * * * * *
* * * * *
* * * * * *
* * * *
* * * * *
* * * * *
arrrrggghhh. mai snoeflaeks iz awl left aligned! Dey wuz spozed tu be teh randumly spased!
Ai will rap sum in bubblol rap an poast it 2 u, Moe! U aer walkum 2 mai shaer!
Yep, u can has mine too!
Ai can sends yu sum snoes, Moe! Adn sum coalds ty keeps it nyce, tu. Tudai teh fourcassed ohai iz -8 C. We amz deleri…um… dee lee ree uss! wif teh happytaylz cuz it were -40 wif teh windchill fer sebral daiys!
Yoo haz sended teh cold mai wai, mezzomom. -27C heer todai wif teh wind chill.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
fank q, annipuss an martoonie! In Mumbai, u knoez its winter wen u stawps meltin frum teh heet. Iz peek ub “winter” heer, an aiz wearin sandalz. Dis wai ai miss winter. Ai goes tu Delhi in Janury fur wun week brake – no snow dere but at leest it r cold (liek 5-10 digreez).
Oh, an fank q mezzomom!
Minus 40 fur seberal daze!!! Wow! Be caerful dere, donut get sikk.
*Bangz on Rathaus!
Git on owt heer!! Kum on ratz!! U haz dansin tu du fur Anni adn Tidmum! U fink just kuz I ben gone u kin lay arownd awl day?!?!? Well, u gotz anuzzer fink kumin!!
*Bangz on Rathaus agin!*
*Ratz kum straggloling owt.
*Deh boi ratz is wairing deh ledrehosen and karrying deh steinz
*Deh gur ratz is wairing deh dirndlolz adn showing deh ratty kleevij
Ach Du Leeber!! Dans, ratz dans!!!
Kong-ga, kong-ga, KONG-GA!
Kong-ga, kong-ga, KONG-GA!
Kong-ga, kong-ga, KONG-GA!
ai dunno abawt bangun awn dat haus! dey mus bii HUYJ!
Wow, teh ratz be livvin fancee!
**luuks arown at hur playse**
Dey be livvin fancy-urr den me.
“Ratty kleevig”? Pleh!
Ohai Cween, an welkum back! Where be dat Rathaus? It b looking fami.. ferm… liek ai has seen it befoar.
later Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
after i finnished clashin wiv da fuglee cowch
Gotta leev moar hares awn it.
teh cowch iz purtier wit moar hares on it.
Hares? and id be bettur wit reel bunnee hares, too. got dat?
iz nawt dat fuglee!
butt(!) miyt bii poyson?
Yah, ai defnitlee seen fuglier dan dat.
only if you eat it.
miyt bii ehbsawbd tru teh skyn!
Tidmum – I nawt been feline gud latelee.
I can has Hazel to snorglol? I finkso dat mite halping me feel bedder.
**tryes to luuk as pittyfull as pawsiblol**
{{{{rhsb}}}}
Hazel is snorglin yoo nao…her still nawt lub mutch me cuz ob dem stinky boiz whut has interloped
Her am toleraytin tehm an her is gettin extree snorguls an fuds an treets.But No. Tehm is teh Stinkers.Tehy nawt has a passwerd!!!
Awww, fankyoo to yoo an Hazel.
psssst rhsb, maybe we should *ahem* liberate Hazel from the Stinkee Bois?
*imagines Hazle shouting FREEDOM!*
Egg-sellint eye-dea, SP!
Wunner if Hazel wud liking Dini & Sarah.
well, if dey dew, i give dem fwee memebership to Chopp’d Livah Grrrls: Feline Divishion, including introductory package of
A lotto shwimps
Big bowl 0 stinky gushee fuds
Cat nip in sordid forms
D…
oopsie, i nested wrong. this list in case Dini & Sarah be teh jealous o Hazle.
well, i be wondering if Dini n Sarah might be a lil jealous o Hazle.
**shrugs**
Rite now, dere be kitteh wrasslolin match in teh libbin room, an teh floof iz a flyin!
I hope you are feeling better. rhsb and not lying around likes tis fail. /\/\ LOL.
ddint yu sii mii befour yu sat down!
Flat cat.
Flat cat iz flat.
contraz annipuss on yr nawt second!
Ohai dere, Anne! yu bii aot awf lurkerdom?
Thx! Aer u noo? Ai doan’t `membur seein u b4 (but at mai ayj, Ai aer allowd to ferget fings!) Walkum enniwai!
Iz nawt noo, jez nawt writin dem comments fer wks n wks. Brainz nawt 2 clever latelee.
in taht case ,welkom bakk! clebberness iz not rekwird heer, just niseness
AFter an eon or two … u noes hao bisi ai is.
bisi napping, that is…
*hasa jellus*
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!!
i see dat dere b noo peepz heer sinse I ben on baykayshun. So dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
,
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer. Mai bloo name awlso b a link tu deh Cryer.
.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
.
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Ohai mai cweem! welcum back to sanity!!
I heard that Luzziana has had 22 inches or rain so far this winter. Does your RV has pontoons? you & hubcat has floaties? hassa wurried
Oh Hai sweeneypie!!
I haz a hoap
Dat wii doan need a boat
Dis howse duz nawt float!!
If deh wadderz tu hai
Wii just say bai-bai!!!
kwit yer stompin’ Ai trying to be sleeping here
*copypaste*
*copypaste*
Ai putted dis awn teh last lol, but ai finkso eberybuddy wuz awlreddy heer, so…
AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Ai wuz sittin heer, mindin mai own bizniss, wehn suddenlee eberyfin went dark (is 2 pee em). An dere wuz a “WHOMP” sownd. An ai lukked owt teh windo an LITERALLY elebenty tons ob sno just landed awn TTI.
DO NAWT – oh u kno teh rest.
Oh noes!
Gud fing u wuz insied.
**senz warm thots to hur frenz akross teh pond**
Fanks Red. Cud u send cheezcaek, too? *has a hopeful*
Sends cheezcaek , hawt cawfee and tea, wif Baileys and whippee creem. Warmer nao?
Dat’s much bedderer! Fang q!
Shur!
Iz choklit cheezcaek alrite?
Well – ai spose it’ll do. *sigh*
…
…
…
…
ohboiohboiohboiohboichoklitcheezcaek!!!!!!!!!!
a gyant truck filled up wif snow just dumped it on TTI?!?
oh the huge mannatee!!!
Dere cud be wun ob dem too – ai can’t see under awl dis sno!
Hazn’t reeched dis sied uv Lundun yet…..
(teh sno, dat iz – habn’t seed ennee manatees eever!)
Speekin of manatees, haz Hugh mooved to teh Carry-been foar teh Wintur yet?
I finkso I’m gonna go bisit him dis yeer.
Dat’s a darn fine idea. Ai will borrow a plane from Brittish Airwayz (dey will nawt be yoosin dem, seein as dey is awl awn strike) an be rite dere!
Can Ai dribe it plz? Ai haz had 2 lessuns dribin a bus an a plane can’t be dat diffrunt!
Ob corse u can! Ai’m shoor dere’s hardlee enny diffrents. Ai’ll be back heer makin shoor teh drinkies trollees is ok.
Testin dem 2 maek shore dey aer up 2 strenf!
Yesh indeed. Wuddn’t want enny ob teh passinjers to be disappointed! Oh, we has no passinjers. Nebber mind, ai tests dem ennyway.
Layder, we can play awn teh evackewayshun slide!
*Gets in line wif own par ay shoot*
Ai can comes wif u tu??!?
Ai can fiks all the noms for us!!!
Noms? Noms!!! Ob CORSE u can come too, nennepus! Take a seat heer in nawt sekkond class and put ur feets up an relacks while ai show u dis safetee bideo.
is it this wun?!?
He he he!!! Ai finkso ai’ll be serbin teh drinkies today wif mai clothes awn, wun, becaws is far to cold to be goin rownd in onlee teh body paint, an two because ai finkso ai mite put you awf ur dinner!
taht’s sum, um, ekspert tayloring theyv got there…
and yoo kan tell theys all about dis far *-* frum compleetly crakking up!! non ob tehm iz keeping a strayt fase.
hmmmpft!
owr safety breefingz on Lufthansa wuz not kwite so …. um… er…. entertaining.
From wut ai remember of teh Lufthansa cabin crew, dat’s prolly a gud fing!
Wih has teh manatees (ai kawls tehm manatoodz foar watevur reezon) heer in VHF awl yeerownd – tehy is teh ufny tu wachify! – Tehy luk lyk big, silliee, kyoot heffalumpz wif flippurzes. Ai eeben has a manatood awn mai lysens playt.
make shur to say “ohai” to hugh manatee if yoo seez him in himz santa beerd an hat! an gibs him a *schmoo* for me!
OhHai!! Hugh b in deh Bahamaz rite now, basking in deh sunshinez!!
Ai has a happee foar Hugh! Ai’m shur hims preesheeaytz teh warum waddur inz teh Bahamamamaz. Sumtyms wun – oar elebbenty – uv hims kuzzins hangzowt inn teh kreek behynd mai offiss. Itz shalower terhre tahn inz teh biiiig ribbur neerbie soe teh waddur izz teh warmur ad tehy lyks taht.
I gotta go get reddy to go see DrTinyCat.
I’m shur hur wud appresheeayt me taykin a showur an warshin my hares.
See y’all laytur.
Gud lukk – hoep teh dr halps u!
See ya Red, gud lukk!
hoyp yu fele bedda!
Hoap yu feel bettur suun!
Mai hedayke frum yesturdai haz turnded intu teh chess conjestshun an coffing.
Saonds lyke teh dredded sinus pleh. Ai fiils four yu. {{{{keshet}}}}
Fanks yu! Teh straynj fing iz taht ai iz nawt hassing mush sinus issyews iz awl inna teh chess.
glad yoo’z going to teh dr, red. iz it yor pleh tummy? hope yoo feels better soon!
Ai interrupt dis lol to say:
WHER IS MAI CRISMUSS TREE?????
Wuz sposd to be delivered todai, so ai is “werkin from home” coff coff (werkin bery hard as u can tell) an ai still has NO tree!!!!
Come awl delibery mens – Gedawnwifitalreddy!!!
Mai payshuns let me show … akshully ai has none.
Praps dey ser held up bai teh sno – ennee eggkyoose!
Fink AI’ll go an du sum baekin 2 keap warm! Bai fur naow.
bes krismus kitteh evah!
dat reeth luks pricklolly.
*snerk*
not onleh the holly that’s showing the poyntee ends!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVl3WkVRvxs
I DIED LAUGHING WHEN I SEEZE DIS XD
TELL ME WHAT YOU TINK OF TEH VID OK ???
Iz nawt mai kinda moosic sew mush, butt (!) teh vid haz a kyoot. Sonic am mush sexyer tahn teh abberaj hejhog! LOL
Oh noes! Ai been moderatifyed! Awl ai did wuz axpress teh opinyum taht sonic iz s-e-x-y fur a hedjhog, dat nawt sew bad, is it? *pouts*
iz teh “s” wurd, haz to clebberly disgize it so yoo duznt corrupting teh moralz ob cheezland.
sonic: “i wants yoo to be my luv slave!”
oops, i meen, *shadow* sez “be my luv slave!”
(i not knowz anyfing abowt sonic teh hedjhog, my kids never gotted into that.)
dis iz me today.
i haz much baking an dekorating ob cookiez todo today. (hubby needs sum to takes to sum peeples tonite.) but i seems to be glood to teh compyooter chayr. or teh sofa. or teh bed. whereber i haz parkd myslef. can’t moov.
Chrismas iz a super busy holleday
Teh grabbity iz gettin grabbity aifinkso, yup!
i hates grabbity
I’m going home nao – to do sum praw.. porkrast… sitting around of my own…
*hands LM a mug of tea and sum mince pies*
Cheez!!
i had to get up to pay teh bug sprayer guy. i felt bad i not had any dekorayted cukeez to gibbing him. mebbee shuld hab gibbed him undekorated wuns.
must go to groshree store to gets shugar to make frosting.
first must takes shower so i duznt skare teh liddle childrens.
ugh.
bah, so i skares teh liddle childrens. tehy kan pretend iz halolween.
will buy sugar an make frosting now, tehn take shower later wen it warms up.
Look at this honey they are created a new language. Kittehbonics.
Mawm! I has a bored!
if yor bored i’ve got fings yoo can do!
tahts wut i wuld alwayz tell my kids. tehy suddenly gets un-bored reel fast becawz tehy knowz at teh top ob my list iz “kleen yor room”!
LOL this cattitude is catching! I didn’t want to get out of bed today!
mebbe “git rite awn it” meenz tew git awn teh cowch?