
First time in nearly 24 hrs I get them all asleep at the same time and you wake them up. For your sake something had better be on fire.
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aor dere will bii soon!
W00t!! w00t!! a freeway ty wif catena leeding deh way!! Ok, off tu deh ty bootiek wif u!!
Speshul fur Catmus deh Tybooteek b habbing deh kitteh nutkrakkerz, kitteh ormanentz, kitteh garlandz and sordid uzzer kitteh fingz.
sordid kittehs?!?
sownds leik tehy wuld bi appro..aprop…wuld fit in at teh NB.
Ohh! Kitteh nutkrakurz!! Tehy izz teh byootimuss! Ai can has wun uv eech kynd, pwese?
*peeks around cweenmj to see if there be noo Germ Un stuffz*
did you bring us …prezziez?
like your hair
Oar u will feal mai angur!
adn mai pointee endz!
sawri mawma kitteh
nauw yu rokz dem bak tu slepe.
dey wantz moyr milk, tu…
oh noes…. da babehs ar lukin rite et mah……..lukkit dat wun inn da middlol………oar dat wun inna frunt……….da wun inna bak wif bak legg ober da middlol wun …. SKWEEEE!!!
Blarg! ai ar ded!
multiplol tabeh babeh kewtnis………..
HALP ME!!!!
*SPLORT*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up willy boy’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ohai!
ai furgawt tu sai fankees anni
FANK YU ANNI!
Humph!
Moeuwrph!
TIS IZ HILARIOUS
TELZ ME WAHT YOU FINK OF TIS VID TO OK
iz neis tu sii wot teh udda cheezpeeps lyk. wii awl has diffrun intrusts, sumtiymz.
Weird Al is such a genius!
WAWNT!!
wahts wawnt???
wants kittenz!
yeshyeshyesh!
I swear I said almost the same thing to someone who called me about ten minutes after I got my twins to sleep after a 24 hour non stop crying binge. MInd you that was a while ago they’re 24 years old now. hehehehe
oops….dat wuz teh rong smilee
<—- datz rite won!
AAAAAHHHH!!!!! Teh kyootnezz, teh kyootnezz!
MUST………..RESIST……….MUST………….NOT…………
AARRGGHH
S P L O R T
huh??? waht you beez talkin ’bout
Momchan meenz dat her branes hab eggsploaded frum teh kyootniss.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up momchan’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
cheezland RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it rulez so much mai branes going to aspload soon LOL
wai noe won kommenz awn dat liddul basement cat, tu?
kum heer, kyootie!
*snorgul snorgul snorgul*
Teh mesuj bee loe wuz spozed tu B heer – teh blakitteh is seep-seep in z mai lapp, butt(!!) ai’ll shair!
wif da capshun inna whey ai wuz nawt shur dere wuz anudder babeh dere oar et wuz an blankee……..winted tu da uther capshuns an kud sea da bc babeh

mai monteetur mus nawt bee tu grate..ai nebbur seas awl da detales yu guise seam tu…
lcd monetur enby..ai haz et
ai gotted teh nyoo kompyoodur wif teh wyd-skreen flatt lcd monnytur abowt siks munfmunfmunfz agoe – maiks a noarmuss difrunts – eye kan seez ebbree liddlol floof adn ebree liddlol whizzkurr … itz has upsed teh AWWWWWW-tivitee alawt!
Oyez! dey iz grayt!
cheezland RULEZ!!!!!!! it rulez so much dat mai brane iz going to aspload soon LOL
srry i put dis message twice oops
doan wurry, werd press plais triks awn us awl. An iffen teh cayute pixures maik ur hed asplode dere is uzulee sumwun rownd tew helpz!
tahtz kawz teh liddlol blakitteh wuz awlreddee nappeng inz mai lapz! – butt (!!) ai’ll shair!
Ohai frendz! Iz dubble kibble dai awn teh freekibblekat site sew pleez doan fergit tew anser teh kwestions tew donayte tew teh shelter goggies an kittehs. It duzznt mattur iffen u gits teh kwestion rong, teh donayshun iz stil maid. Kthxbai!
ofangyu foar teh remindifyer! Ai jsut ansurded teh kweschun – adn eeben gawt it ritez!! Ennefyng to halpz teh liddlol furree wunz!
Wheee — ai gotted it rite, too!
deez itteh bitteh kittehs luk lyk mah kitteh! (layla-bloo!)
LB wuz awlolso wunce itteh bitteh too… but teh vet did teh opay-ray-shuns and nao she iz eggspandin at ‘larmin ratez! My finkz she has lowng terum sad… cumfurt foodz, yez?
Dis remynds ob da free kwestshuns rekwired tu intruppt mii baff:
Ahrr yu gonna frow-up?
Is da house on fyre?
Be yu bleedin?
mai mama wented wun stepz furver – shih alwaes sedd … “adn ifz yu izz bleedin’, itz bedder bih spurtin’ … ifz yu izz jsut bleedin, putz a banayd awn itz adn leev mih bee”
Italiana – yur abatar kitteh is beeeyoutimus! Da fase iz soo sweet! lil leik mii Hissfissian; butt herz a twu BC- abit ebil. Buttz berri snorggly.
Did mii bloo find mii yet?
unfoarchoonawtlee yur bloonis noe has catchifyed upz wif yu yett .. Adn fangu foar admyren teh abbatar – ai choozeded itz bkaws itz luks awlmoas zacklee lyk mai Audrey Violet … hoo luks like a minyun uv BC, butt(!!) duzzint ack lyk itz atall.
cheddr cheez motzarela cheez swizz cheez gorgunzola cheez belu cheez I LIKE CHEEZ!!!1!
kreemy havati iz mai purrsonul fabrit
mmm…cheez…..ai luv smoked chedder butt (!) iz sew spensive taht ai onlee bye sum at catmus tyme, tew haz awn teh beeg dai.
Oyesh, teh smokeded cheddarz… lyke cheez adn bakon at teh same timez… bliss!!1!
ai lieks da smoakd cheddur tew…….
butt et due nawt liek meh
anfing “smoakd” gibs meh indeejestshun…dunno whi
Oh noes!
Teh stripeys!
Dey. R. Mah. Favrite!
*splort*
Dis bee an beri danjurmus lol……..ai shud noe
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv raisin kars onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, lolnascar. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt chowklit.
fanks
Ohai, lolnascar! Long tiem, no see!
Hao u iz? Ai lub ur festib avatar!
Yes, I was gonna say teh same thing! I has grabbified it to add to teh Gone Rouge Gallery. kthxcaretoordersomeinwalletsize?
wot iz teh CHRG? So i noes for teh splort eggmergencees..
chikun-hedud rubba gloff!
Ohai Bloola! a wile bak ai maid a lol tew deminstrait
teh CHRG an haow tew ware it korektlee
dis wil halping wif teh splort preevenshun!
adn ow eggsakatally du i gettz mah ave-ah-tar tew werk?
sii teh pos cweenmj bii giffun awp ehbuv. giffz awl sortz awf niftee infoe!
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!!
i see dat dere b noo peepz heer sinse I ben on baykayshun. So dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
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I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer. Mai bloo name awlso b a link tu deh Cryer.
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
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Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
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*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
dat wuz awl kurasii awf teh lubblee adn hepfull cweenmj!
oh dat awfulee hepfull, fankoo catena!
i offeeyusly hab lot tew lern!
Cheez Town Cryer is the place you need
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
(close the gap between the “t”s)
yu kan findify lotsa ennformativz stufz atz cheeztowncryer dot wordpress dot com
iffen u clik awn mai bloo wurds below dere u wil goe tew Cweenmj’s wundermus site, teh cheeztown cryer/helpers an majik tricks, wich iz ful uv win an awsum an advice fer noo cheezfrends awn how tew haz a abatar an sew awn
cheez town cryer
teehee, ai see ai amma dai lait an sebrul dollerz short, lots uv frendz beet meh tew teh punsh dere!
Stripeys!
yay!
One of these things is not like the other….
u iz awl wery, wery hepfulol!
*eggstendable fwendship paw*
oh hai, I am bloo… is nise tew meet yew!
ohAi!
*extends tendril 0 freindshipz*
I iz noolee bloo! tymz tew! adn I hab teh pikyshur tew!
Woaw! Qwik wurk, bloola! Congrats!
Congrats to yoo, bloola! Yoo ar bloo!
Nyce to meetcha. *extends floofy paw*
ohai bloola,
there is being a custom here, when somewon is nooly bloo, they get a appropriately blue song in celebration. unforshunately, ai has been away and bizzy, so many peoples have missed their songs. but(!) today ai am here, so here is a song for you and all the other nooly bloo to share.
but (ther’es that word again) wait a minute. it’s supposed to be a bloo song. but it’s also christmas time. wut to do, wut to do? i could put up the best christmas bloo song ever … enjoy, everybuddy
8)
(that’s my attempt to appear cool as i listen)
Nice!
fankoo 4p5k! i dus wurk qwik, adn I maek catmus cardz at teh saem tym!
TABBIES!!!!!! *faynts* *unfaints* Say, these 3 kittens luk JUST lyke mah Dexter and his 2 bruthers when they wer liddlol. And that’s theyr mawm, tryin to katch sum ZZzzzzzzz’s!
Sweet!
*walks away with a BEEG smiol*