
I’ve been replaced by a machine
iz moar efficient at paperwurk.
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I’ve been replaced by a machine
iz moar efficient at paperwurk.
Picture by: loisw Caption by: Amber via Our LOL Builder
Fink Ai go an eet wermz
*Takes Annipuss adn rhsb bai deh pawz and hedz tu deh ty boo teek
I wanna get mii sum uv dem kitteh sun katcherz!!!
Wut u gonna git??
Ooooo….. I dint seeing eve and pj at nawt sekkund!! U kin kumming tu!!
Ohai cweenmj. so glad u nawt drowndid awn teh dan yube.
U can waek teh conga ratz up? Dem nawt haz dun mush sins u lefted. eggsept nommin adn napz.
*grabs eve’s paw* *skipz off together to ty boo teek*
Aer dere ennee kitteh shaeped hotwadderboddlolz? It’s snowin an blowin an freezin heer!
Anni – U wanna go wif me, an spend teh Wintur wif Hugh?
Ai doan’t liek it 2 hawt neerlee az much az Ai doan’t liek it 2 cawld. Ai can awlwaiz put moar cloes awn, but dere iz a limit 2 haow much Ai can taek off. (at leest iffn Ai wanna stai fenz wiv mai nayburz!)
Pfft.
Jes grow tallur hedjis!
Dey aer 2 storey howziz, an hedj hites aer ristriktid 2 10 feets!
Oh.
Wayle, I tryed to halp….
Thx fur tryin!
Ai’m off 2 bed naow.
G’nite awl!
‘Nite, Anni!
Hoaps yoo keeps teh warm.
Nawt grow teh hedjis then, grow teh row uf krissy maus trees.
Ifinso dere b deh tabbehz and deh tuxiez adn deh meezerz adn deh orinj (nawt poysun) kitteh shaped hawt wadder bottlolz.
Oh deh Huge Manatee!!!
Duh, I finally got it! lol!
Cween – Has Hugh goned to teh Carry-been yet?
I finkso I’m gonna go spend teh Wintur wif him dis yeer.
Cold wevvers – Do NAWT want!
Him b in deh Bahamaz rite now, enjoying deh lubblee sunshinez!!
**paks bags an books flite**
Kthxbai!
U can nebber be replaysed, kitteh!
Shredder kitteh!
Darn auto mation age!
Butt I haz bettur pointy fingz!
But u can haz vacayshun nao, kitteh!
butt nuthin beets teh handcraftid wurks…oar shuld taht bi pawcraftid?
Butt kin et shred da furnichure???
huh?
cannit???
Ai doan finks sew………. STN!!!
Sew hard tew put a cowch in der…
Teh shreddin masheen iz noe gud fur snorglin tho
Masheeenz iz coled an impurrsonal der iz noh cayre oar pryde uv wurk leik wif kitteh!
Ownlee maeks wun shaep uv peesis – nawt artistik liek teh kitteh!
Donut haz a worree, kitteh — u getted a promoshun. U iz nao teh soopurvizur!
Dis soopurvizer is on top ob da sichuashun!
Donut wurry, kitteh.
Teh curtins will NEVUR fit in dere!
neefur wude da:
Angoruh sweatur
Brushd sweude jakit
Corduroi pantz
D…
Doormat
Elegant dress
Fancy tablolcloth
G…
Garbij Bin
Ho Maid Afgan
Illustrayted Ensiyklolpedia
J….
Japaneez kimonoz
Kraft papers
Littelm ones blankey
M…
Magozeens
Nitegowns
Oh fish ul paypurs
P…
‘Portant kiepsakes
Qwire buks
Ruffloled shirt
S…
Screen dorz
Table cloths
Underneath beds
Vewy Speshew Velvet Dwapes
W…
Wallhangunz
Xrae fotoz tu breeng tu speshulus
YNG wen dey bii steppun awn mai tayl
Zydeko band aotfitt
Garish hattz
Harlikween hattz
Ice capz
J…
2 slo!
lubb yur avatah!
Yer kitteh haz shreddeded ICE CAPS? No, dere is a kat wif ambitshuns!
Nao wi noh whi teh ice caps iz teh dissappeeryng.
Frenz, I saw Dr TinyCat 2day.
Hur iz finkin I has teh gawl-bladdur problimz, so hur orderd blud werk an a nultrasown. Bofe wuz dun 2day.
I gess wii will kno wut to do wen teh test rezults come bak.
Oh, an teh GUD NOOZ: I losted sum moar wate – twelbe pownz sinse Oktobur! I almoast fawled awf teh skalols wen I realyzed dat….
Congarats on loosin sum wate. Beems and {{{rhsb}}}} fur a gud repord.
Fanks, twocatwoman!
I be two cat woman alsew. I’m “mahm” to Sarah & Dini.
Has wii meetid befaor? Ifn nawt, Welkome to Cheezland!
**extenz floofy paw of frenship**
Please keeps us posted rhsb. I will pray its not to seroius ota. And keep happy it relieses indolphins.
Iz indolphins lik huge manatees?
Nos like endorfins LOL chemicals tat make you heal faster .
Fanks, 5SE.
Teh gud noos iz I nawt been hurtin neerly az bad 2day, butt I nawt eetid mutch ethur.
Happi tu heer yu iz nawt hurtyng az bad!
Tanks! **extenz floofy paw of frenship**
I ben around butt! I don’ aways has anyting to say. Mii kittehs are Sharazad (Sharra) an Osiris (Cyrus).
Ohai, twocatz! ai bii trecatwoman! (datz teh limut, aifinkso!)
I kno wher sum of doze pounds went. Sigh.
Charrcoal Floof Kitteh
cumz frum t3h shadoz. Attakkz
Beeg Noyzee Nom Bawkz!
Charrcoal Floof Kitteh
didz mutch bettah jawb awn hurz
Beeg Gye’z Turm Paypurr!!
Charcoal Floof Kitteh
taykz lawtza Paypurr owtz 2
maykz a coazee Bedz!!!
Jack.
Eggsilint jawb, Jack!
I hazza Charcoal Floof kitteh. Hur haz sum whyte spotz, too, an haz moar floof dan dis kitteh luuks to has.
Do kittehs lyke to lay on shreddedded papers?
Iz deh bear Katlick?
Ownlee wen him duz u-noe-wat in teh wuddz!
duz teh poyp poop een teh fatikan?
Duz teh poap go poo inna woodz?
If a YNG falls on T .Woods, an someone nawt here it, doos its till makez da noyse?
I donut kno, butt I’m shur it wud be awn teh ennertaynmint noos….
effen eh man sez sumtink, adn derez noe woman tu here eet, iz hii stil rong?
Iz luddite kitteh!
sumtymes i tink i are a luddite too. ‘cept for dis compyooter, dat iz.
iz eh berree hansom strawng kitteh, dough. lukkit dat sweetee!
sumtyme tde kittee moar help
Please don’t leave your shedders plugged in if you have dogs or cats! Most start automatically when something is inserted and pets have lost tongues and tails!!
I hope dis is unpluggeded.
On a very serious note, many paper shredders are activated when you put a piece of paper in. Or a kitteh paw. Never, never leave them turned on if you have kittehs. Please.
Dey took his jyyyooooobbbb!!
Lol my kitteh dont like our paper shredder either…
wdf is with this laungage
welkum to icanhascheezburger?
I am glad there on some folks here that are aware of the danger that paper shredders pose to animals please NEVER leave one plugged in.
he is crasy ?
poor kitteh
not allowd to do teh fing he duz best
DON’T leave a paper shredder out where a pet or child can get to it! It could easily get switched on but even if off the blades are extremely sharp and dangerous.