
What? Do I have something in my teeth?
i fink u needz a bit of floss.
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What? Do I have something in my teeth?
i fink u needz a bit of floss.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: desert29rat via Advanced Lol Builder
Plz to nawt tawk wif ur mowf full!
Congrats, NS U haz a solow!
Fankies, annipuss. Wuz u playin solitaire again?
Noe, teh pyooter wuz slo 2 lode!
My arrow circlol thingy keeps goin round and round and round………..
I hope nawt to intimidate peeplol wiff my technological …ahem.. experteese.
Ooh! Ai gets a row uv fishiz instedd uv an arrow circlol fingy!
az lawng az yu due nawt breeng up wichamakallits an deelibawbs we wil bee fien…….
plz tew han mii teh flawss, kthxbai
lil bit ob spinnich
GMTA wb!
Luks maor liek chewwy baccy tu meh. Dis praire dawg iz frum teh nawt niec sied uf teh tracks aifinskso.
Ai bit uv spinnij perhaps?
GMTA!!!
iz anibuddi ells habbing praublims wif da noo lols loadin berri sloe?
Yep! U wuzn’t dere wen mai commint finullee caem up, but wen Ai refroshed, dere u wuz ahedd uv me!
GMTA tu yew !! * no, wuznut nawt slo todai, wb *
jus nede tu floss
Nomnomnom
Fiburr is gud fur teh dyjeschun. Urrp.
Ai’s frunk yu a fressent
*pfft fft fppt*
Ai sed “Ai’s brung yu a pressent!”
well, um, … er … how can i put this? …
yes.
definitely.
oh yeah.
Verree nicelee put! So full ov takt!!
Man I suddemly gots hungry too.
Hab sum caek
Anni, yu iz da talented caek dek-or-a-tor. Iz purty!!
Thx! Ai get to do wun ebbry yeer fur teh famblee party!
Yah, iz gud jawb!
Ooooh — dat luuks delishus an nootrishus an byootimus! Talent — u haz it!
*Pours 5SE a nyce boll ob shreddeddd weets wiff esstra branfiber*
LMAO pj perry.
I thought that this might be relevant to the lol, so I looked it up. This was one I enjoyed when I was younger.
ohai college kitteh. ai haz no idee wat yu haz posted cuz mai connection iz da slow.
but ai did nawt want yu ta feel ignorifyed.
tanks fur dat
LMAO!!! collegekitteh
Dis remynz me of wun of my fabrit lolz.
Linkee I alsew has it printed an hanged up at werk.
Oh that is da funni!! How did I miss that wun?
Ohai, 3km!
I see u has surbibed eetin teh chili an drivin ur car.
Yep!! Come tu find owt hii wasn’t tryin tu kill mii. Hyme was just being sweet. Wonder what hyme haz done, oh wait, Krissmas iz coming an hii doesn’t shop, soooo, iffin hii wants hyme family tu git presents, I have to be alive to shop for them.
Gud poynt.
Howz teh jakked-up tree?
Jakked up!!!!! I just stripped most uf da ornaments. Now I haz tu VERI karfully move it awai frum da wall which it iz leanin awn an reposition it. Den I kan redress it, or toss it intu da front yard. I haz nawt maded up myne mind awn that wun yet.
U tyed teh mini-magz awn it yet?
Nawt haz enni. Dat iz why mommakat buyed mii the handy dandy crank up weather radio fur myne burfdai. It hazza light awn it, and I kan never find a flashlite at myne howse wif batteries. Hormonal boi jakks them fur his games.
Wayle, u nawt can has mien.
I keeps it in my purse.
U nawt gonna need dentlol floss.
U gonna need tweezurs, foar teh splinturz.
Poar bebbeh.
Mowf splinturz – DO NAWT WANT.
Ohai, NS!
Iz yoo ovur awl teh sikkees yoo wuz battlolin?
Ai iz — fankies fur askin!
Skwirlol muss hab elebenty gramz ob fyber onna daylee basssisss fur peek intesstinnul helf.
Aifink dat mouf ful wull be enuff!
Ohai, Fuzzywhisker! Welkum to Cheezland. Haz we meeted befoar?
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
Ai lubs ur skreen-naem & ur kyoot avatar.
Ai orlso egstend teh floofee paw uv frendship to yew, fuzzywhisker.
Hai Nightshayde. *Floofy paw ob frenship riet bakk*. Ai’z bin tu Cheezland afour butt ownlee heer an dere. Ai jest gotted da abatar toonyte. Ownly tuk elebenty leben tryes – habbin trubblol wiff da bloo nayme fingy. Fangque fur da kompleemints. Howps tu be bak soooon.
Ennywun want sum salsa tonight? I nawt can eet it.
I finkso my ulcer be bak. I has been rollin arown an moanin sinse last nite. I nawt even go to werk 2day, cuz it been dat bad. I can barelee straiten up fullee wen I walk.
Hoep u sune feal beddur, red. Taek caer uv urselb!
Fanks, Anni.
I has had ulcers sinse I wuz 25. Nawt hadded payne foar a yeer or so, butt I’m maykin up foar it now!
Gotta eet soopur-mild stuff foar a whiel, an I’m SO gonna miss cawfee. **starts sobbin kwietlee**
ohai red – du yu taik probiotics et awl? deys sposed tu halp peeps wif ullsirs…da gud bugs killify da badd wuns dat kaws da ullsirs..
Like Activia?
iz dat dat yogurt stuf? dat wud prolly halp…
ai taiks wun wif lawts ob sordid bugz afinks moast ob da yogurt wuns onlee haz a phew kines……….
alturnitib medysinns… ai yoose dems
Yaeh, it tastes gud, butt (!!) nawt to eat fer medicines.
Helthfudstore yogurtz wud be better wiff more vacteriaums an less sugar.
{{rhsb}}
Go an git “the little purple pill”! They iz proud uf them, however they do work. Oh wait, that iz fur da heart/stomach burn nawt ulcer. Sorri!
I duz tayk Prilosec, butt dat nawt halping.
I thot abowt goin to Wal-Mart an getting sum Mylanta an sum yogurt, butt nevver gottid dressed.
Hope yu feel better soon. I haz tu go naow and decorate da “tree” fur teh nawt third and LAST time this Krissmas. Iffin it fawls, (or gits knocked over by a certain lil kitteh) again, it’s goin awn da front lawn!! Nite Cheezfrends.
Gud luk!
Mai daddeh awlwayz attashed ay cupplol uv wyrez tu teh tippietop uv teh tree an teh wawl tu keyp teh kiddehs, teh kittehs, an teh goggies frum nawking it doan.
Sry tu heer yu iz in teh payne! Ai wull nom teh salsa fur yu, it myte halp wif teh cowld aifinks ai iz comyng daon wif.
*noms*