
The REAL Octomom Grace Under Pressure
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The REAL Octomom Grace Under Pressure
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adn Jon skippud aot, tu!
congarats catena!!
dat Jon iz prolly owt cattin abowt!
Momma kitteh wantz sum halp.
Speaking of helping kitties…
Please forgive me for hanging this here — but I wanted to make sure this gets seen.
Over on a remarkably entertaining site about professionally-decorated cakes gone wrong, the powers-that-be have gotten into the spirit of holiday giving. Since last Friday, the writers of the blog have picked a different charity each day, have donated $200 to whatever charity it is, and have asked that their readers donate $1 — just $1 to the charities they find appealing. They want to show how small gestures from everyday people can make a big difference to others.
Today’s charity is Puffy Paws Kitty Haven. It’s a no-kill, no-cage shelter that specializes in taking care of special-needs kitties.
If you haz a munny — just wun munny (or moar, if u caers to give moar), please check out the cake wrecks site for the donation link. You can either donate directly to Puffy Paws directly (via PayPal) through their website, or you can go through Jen’s link on the cake site.
There is a link on the right-hand side of the page which will allow you to see the other charities they’ve selected & in case you want to give a munny to any of the charities.
Even if you don’t give a munny to any of the sites, I recommend checking out the cake wrecks site — it’s very funny & quite well-written.
Thanks!
nightshayde
This caek site iz deliteful! An teh wun commenter sed “facepalm!”
Ai thot WE invented “faycepaw!” Am a rong??? Ai so offen things ar orijinal wif us, awnlee to find uther peepel hav bin doing it, too!
And this kitteh place iz VERY werthee of awl teh munnies we can give them. Ai did it awn the last LOL, an ai do hoep ebreewun can do a littlol sumthing, too!
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}} Fankies fur ur support, Janet! U iz awsum & full uv win!
i lubs taht name, puffy paws kitty haven! ♥
i haz gibbed a little bit ob a munny, i feelz lukky to habbing sum to gib.
{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}
Menny uv us iz bery bery blessed, aifinkso.
An she duz it wivowt ayd uv syunse
Kittehs has deyr own nachurul syunse – teh beff kynd.
halp meee!!!
*lunarmommy’s babysitting serbiss to teh reskyoo*
*bringz owt playpens, toyz, botlols ob milk, an plenty ob blooz klooz videos*
Grace hz asploded!!!
Ohai,Janet!!!
I seed your fren reqwest for FB in mai email, but sadly ai cannawt open Facebook at werk (stoopy!)
I will do so as soon as ai gets home!
Hee!! No rush!! Ai THOT it mite be yoo! So GLAD glad glad yoo ar bak! Kidney Stones wuz asking about yoo just teh otter day!!
O hai, Janet! Welcom back!
I might has a Lolmas hat for u. Remind me later? kthx. O, and I didnot send teh package yet. Just in case u was wondering. Will do so in a day or two.
An mennee thankz fur thinking ov mai hat! Ai do luv teh festiv hats! Mai avatar wares tehm beyootifullee. Ai, akshoolee an alas, do NAWT hav a “hat hed.” It’z teh rare hat ai can reelee ware, so ai luv mai kitteh hats awl teh moar.
Ai wuz just at faycebuk, an saw awn “o Yesh” al teh peepl hoo awlreddie ar drisst in tehre holiday fineree!
She did wivowt halp
miyn tu!
mien jist tuke forebbur tew poast………….
WP haz indeejestshun……..tew mush hollydaiz noms prehaps???
weerdpretzel wuz senden mai kowmintz foar “moderayshunz” … azdn tehn eetingz tehm foar tuu haowl LOLz erleeyer tudae – fynalee gotz fiksted at teh ennmdz uv teh lasst LOL. Ai was begyneng tu feal lyke ai hadded bin sended tu mai rume wifowt mai supper … yu izz ryte, WB – tehy musst has teh tummie ayk oar sumpin, aifinkso.
Well, u awlso has a diffrint “qwilty-fing” as an abatar, so u prolly swichd teh emayl ur yoozing tu poast wiff. WP awlwayz tayks a lawng tym to moderayt a “noo yoozer”, so it prolly faut u wuz sumwun noo.
yupz – mai kwilty skware izz diffrunt, butt (!!) ai yoozed teh saym emayo azz alwaes. Weerdpretzel musxsta burped oar sumfink, aifinkso. – Prollee tym foar mih tu goe tu teh Cheezetown Cryer adn figyoor owt haow tu getz a nabbatar … ebree adn teihr buddee luks soe festyv wif teirh Kissymowss hatz awn teihr abbatarz – ai haz a jellus.
Iz reely simpul nao – juss go tu gravatar dot com adn upload a pikshur foar teh emayo u is yoozing.
ofangyu, AP Ai is preesheeative uv teh infoarmayshunz! ai wyl givz itz a goe laytur awn tudae adn sea whut ai komz up wif!
Ohai,Italiana!!
We haz nawt met,unless u wuz awn heer before and are now going by a new nom-de-plume….
Every time ai see your name, “Mambo Italiano” starts playing in mai hed. The Rosemary Clooney version. Sumbudde pleez make it stawp!
ohai Eeck. Ai hasnt seen you in a while {{eeckthecat}}
Heer is annuder eerwurm – “Hai on teh hill was a lonely goat herd…”
or how about “Her nayme was Lola, she was a show-squrrl…”
*runsawaiwifaeerwurm*
Show skwirrl….
** snerk **
ohai tu yu! *extendz floofee paw uv frendshypz tu eekthecat* ai haz bin arownd foar a fyoo munfs – nawt zaklee a noob, butt (!!) noo enuff tht ai izz styl meeteng peepz. Izza plejur yu meetz yu!
odeer – a eerwurm!! Trai singen “Granmaw Gotz’d Runndover Bai a Rayndear” reeleereelee lowd … maiB taht wyl hellpz
ai unnerstanz taht sumtymz itz taekz a dae oar tu foar a nabbatar tu shoze upz – ai wilz bih wachifyeng foar mynez.
YIPPEESKIPPEE!! Itz WURKEDED!! Ai hazza HAPPEE … adn a nabbatar! Izza grean-eyded blakitteh jsut lyk mai beeyoutimuss Audrey Violet.
Yay, luuks gud! But ur obber poasts still sho teh green kwilt. Ar u shoor is teh saym emayo? Mebbe doze has a typo innit.
Izz possiblol – ai washded mai fingurrz adn kuddint du a fing wif dems – butt(!!) azz loang azz teh noo poasts has teh abbatar, ai hazza HAPPEE!!
has yu eeted yur cukkees/dleeted yur fyuls/had a nyscupovtee anna sitdaown/cawld werdpress rood naems an threttund yur pooter wiv a ax?
ai gess ai musta didded AWL tohse fings … bekaws mai noo abbatar izz heer!! Whee! Ai hazza bloonis adn a nabbatar!! Lyf is GUD!
Congrats awn ur sukksess! Wat a lubblee kitteh!
Prap Ai shudn’t hab gibben it dat caek!
Uurrgh! throwz an “s” 2 maek dat Praps!
adn Jon skippud aot, tu
Argh! stoopee wurdpres!
U had teh saem trubblol az me?
Kuddul puddul!
Otay, a hungree atakking kuddul puddul.
reeyalatee showz – DU NAWT WANT.
kittehs – DU WANT!
Ya! Watchu sed!
Dees gettin a be bihg bebbehs, tu!
*snif* they growz up so fast *snif*
oh, don’t i know it…the last two of the Spooklets i still have in my apartment are quite well-grown now. Snowflake is taller and longer than both Spooky and their surrogate auntie, the Tonya-monster…little Butterscotch has proven to be the long-term runt of the litter and is only about the size of a 8-9 month old at 16 months, but is otherwise perfectly healthy according to the vet, who was astonished at how otherwise well behaved the little monkeys were when i took them for their first exam and shots
Funny thing is, even as big as they are, the two young geniuses have the habit of knocking Tonya over and trying to nurse off of her even though she’s never had a litter of her own
One Christmas we had some puppies that tried to nurse off of my male dog. (Guess where?)
huh…wonda effen dere wuz tu diffrun tomkittehz supplun jeans?
mamma wuz cattin abowt tew!!
datz nawt cattin! datz jus ‘eh littul sumtink awn teh syed’!
ah gurlz gotta haz moar dan wun pear ob jeanz
Octopussy…???
@@@@@
Adn luuk at dat wun in frunt – itz blond.
Jamez Blond.
lykz himz mylolk shaykun … nazwt sturr’d
*snerk*
Awww . . . awl da bebbehs AND da sweet lilluh mommah.
WANT!
Yur hans arnt full enuf wif Jorg, Jorg, Jorg an Jorg???
Teh sweet BRAVE littlol mamma! Yoo wudn’t think she cud maek enuff milk!
Ohai Janet, welcum bakk.
*gibs Janet a pre-Catsmas hug*
But Jorj, Jorj and Jorj wud liek tu has moer bruvvers an sisturs. And liddol Jorj wants sum ornjty wuns speshully.
iz newbie…is i crrct in knowing da orengz onez r poisunus…..deh bein kewt in all…….
no,no,no- de orinj Mousies is de poisin!
Datz ryt – klikee awn JanetCanHas4Kittehs juss a littlol bit abuv heer tu see teh LOL dat startid it. See hao teh kitteh is ded frum teh orinj mausee? Sumhao peepls startid finkin orinj kittehs ar poysin tu, but datz juss nawt ryt – kittehs ar nawt poysin no mattur whut teh kullur!
humm….mai minion of deh basement cat sez orngie kittehs iz da poisen, and da obber flavrs too…she telz me “hooman…YOU NO WANT!!11!!”…sumthinz up wif dat minion fer sure….shez sooo kewt xcpt when shez not…..
Ownlee is moer funnier win sumbuddy sez da ornjty kittehs r poysin.
Nawt if u is an orinjy kitteh, lyk meh!
ohai dere noobe
*eggstinds floofy paw ob frenship*
yu kin lurn lawts frum da cheeztowncryer cite – iz att cheeztowncryer dawt cawm
Yoinks tuxie on de rite and runs awai wif a kwikness …
He’s knot luking tu pleezed wit teh situ..siti… wahts heppening.
Da ma wishes you wud yoink em all. *luks arouwnd* *yoinks 2 bc bebbehs* *sauntersawaywifasneekeeness*
ai hazza happee taht yu leftifyed a bc oar tu – teh liddlol bebbeh bc’s remyndify mih uv mai Audrey Violet kitteh when shih wuzza bebbeh … *yoinks bc’s adn sneekyfies tu teh kornur tu snorgle wif teh liddlol bebbeh bc’s*
Dey remyndify me ob Pokee.
*walkz intu da lol an luks aroun*
ohnoes – awl da babehs haz been yoinked……..
mehbe mawmkat wif purdy grene ii’s wud liek an sawft warme lapp tu set inn?
*hassa hoapful*
*sets beri stil*
*sneeks in, yoinks awl teh orinj babbehs and runsawaiwifakwikness*
No, my shirt is mewing, whydoyewask?
Is a noo ringtoan? Hao kyoot!
Dis mommeh kitteh is calm, kewl and collektid! But now she has awl deez bebes…pleeze to spay nao?
culd be momma wuz a stray hoo wuz taked in to habbing her babeez in a safe, comfterblol playse, tehn peeples will spay her an find foreber homes for all teh babeez (momma stays wif them
) i know tehr are cheezpeeps hoo haz done dis wunderful fing.
Yhat is da storee of Toonces.
Taht wuz hao ai had gotted mai Prunella an hur babbehs Earl and Freeda. Shi wuz a preggy strai whu showeded up wen mai fambily mooved intu ay gnu howse. Tehy wuz teh sweet kittehs.
Iz good storees, and dis mommeh kitteh seemz luvvd, ai finks dis will happen and deez bebbeh kittehs will find good foreber homes!
Goonitez, mai deer cheezepeepses! Ai izz kloaseng teh off iss teh erlee tunyte, and mai huzzbunkitteh adn ai izz goweng tu teh happee owur … noe wurries, pleeze – himkz izz alwaes teh dezugna … dezzygna … himz alwaes dryveses.
*SHMOOOOOOS*
Yu an mistur italiana haz an grate tiem
Schmooes tu yoo an yur pritty noo abitar!!!
haz a fun, italiana an mr. italiana!
annuda sahprisud kitteh vidyo
lol, himz habbing ufn!
ohai evreewun, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Beeves an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i’z a little late, but bedder late tahn nebber, yoo know. i haz bringd yummy fudjy cakes, orinj caeks wif dark choklit glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle remote control flying hellycopters, kandee, an giant blak velvet color-it-yorself bebbeh kitten posters wif glo-in-tehdark crayns!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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a reminder: teh happee burfday burfday fairy halp teh aminlols challinj wuz a graet suksess (an tehr iz anovver opportunity to gib up abuv in teh thred), an now iz time for anovver challinj: teh burfday fairy holliday frendly challinj! iz eezy – wen yoo see a lonely comment by sumwun yoo dont know (or eben sumwun yoo do know!) reply to it! eben if yoo are just saying nise to meet yoo, welkom to cheezland! teh goal iz no more lonely commints, no lonely noobies or lonely de-lurking lurkers or lonely anywun! (eksept trolz, ob corse.) fank yoo, an hab fun!
Happy burfday Beeves.
I suddenly have a creaving for a glass of milk is this wrong?
hmm… not az far az i know… speshuly if yoo iz eeting burfday caeks at teh same time!
I’m curious. Have I, by any chance, been labeled a troll? If so, then how might I change the way in which I am perceived by other Cheezpeeps as to dispell the illusion of trolldom?
Does everyone run off to the braek ruum wenever you post?
nawt az furr az ai noe!
Ohai, CK! aiz een adn aot, adn nauw aiz hedun awf ehgen!
CK, I hope you no dat u iz nawt trollish! Maybeh sometimes peeplols don’t no wat to say to you about all da videos. Plz keep tryin~an talk more!
no no no yoo iz not a troll!! wut gibs yoo taht idea?
teh way to tell if yoo iz a trol iz if evreewun starts talking abowt caek wen yoo post.
yoo iz not a trol, yoo iz owr deer snoopy frend! {{{collegekitteh}}} an fank yoo for teh myoozik videos yoo post!
caek in teh braekroom, taht iz. not inkloods burfday caeks or cellybrayshun caeks or just-bacwz caeks…
mebbee we shuld switch to donuts in teh braekroom so tehr iz no confyoosion ob teh porpises ob teh caeks?
Maybeh if we heed BF’s challenge, therell b less cormfusiomz two.
Where the heck is tis break room? I went rooking for it and ended up at Midas brake shop.
Hai!
Just look obert there – to teh left. Go throo teh door there, an awn teh left – iz a big door – just go in an yoo ar in teh brake room.
The big open area awn teh rite iz where we keep teh CCC, teh peepl catchy thing, teh trampoleen, Phillipe d’Beakers big bak wif hiz rescue things – teh crossbow, rope, tuxedo, an sum odder stuff. An next to teh wall ar teh two taim masheens.
Yoo just hav to ask – an awl will be reveeled!
*drool*
donuts yesh!!! mehbe cud jist sai sordid baekd guds inn da brake rume?
sordid baeked guds??
*heds bak tu NB*
“trolldom” snerk…dats ufny..
CK ai due nawt fink yu iz an troll…
butt yu dew show upp kinna laite in da lol – dat mai bee wai yu finks ebrywun leafs wen yu gits heer cuz dey haz moobed awn tu da noo lol?
ai wil sind yu an fren rekwest – ai due nawt dew dat wif trolls
You to me are not a troll brother but a gosh sent for me. I was wondering if peeps where getting peed if you posted your videos. Can you link them with a words, so it does not take up so much room. I love them by the way. You have made a grown man cry.
Deh 2 orinj kittehs on tawp luk laike dey be opurratin.
Dis one gettin reality show?
LOLZ! Love it– I am linking to FB as I type! I cannot get enough of lolcats and their cheeseburgers =)