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Kittehs lurve da lolmas!
Conga rats!
[teh conga rats still be sulking off stage since teh cween is not there to prod dem]
knowing that the show must go on…Merengue Skwirlols leap to the stage, along with the Salsa Chip monks and a random gerblol.
cue ear worm
♪ er name was LoLuh, she waz a sho skwirlol…♪
Ofanks, SP! Dat was just amazin and gloryus!
Wif yaller fedders in hur harez
an a dress cuttid down do dere….
Earworm Alert….
*gives conga rats and others music to dance along to*
nao ai haz anearwurm. But dis be gud for chair-dancin.
next chorus! Cheez!
♪peas on earf adn mousies mild,
dogs adn kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitehs rekonciled.
joyful all yee kittehs climb
up teh tree in dubble time…
Wiff ur lowdist voys proklaym,
Diss iz mai tree, and mai domayn.
Haaark teh herald kittehs sing,
Jakk in teh Bawx is mai noo king.
Aifinkso we has a noo kitteh klassik! Oh yesh, yesh, yesh!
Ai hav just sent this to teh CWEEN to be in wif teh Krissmas Carlols on teh “Cryer.”
GRATE job! Thiz wuz just PURRfekt in ebreeway!!
AWESOMELY EPIC WIN!!!1!!!
*clapclapclapclapclap* Bravi!
Y’all remind me of a krismiss card I seen.
It hadda pikshur of a kitteh awn it dat sed, “Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas tree, your ornaments are history…”
I finkso I shudda sent dat card to 3km dis yeer.
mai faborit song!!
ther iz manee kitteh cheezland holliday songs!! yoo kan seeing sum ob tehm heer ther are many ovvers, prolly on LOLz frum last crissmiss time.
Oh teh twelve days of lolmas – ai had forgotted dat!
Glororooroorororia!
wif eee-eee-gstra cheese, pweese
Ronnuld micdonnuld iz nawt amyuzed!
Adn Jack will get hims rebenj.
Catsmas Carololers!
Cute Catmas Carolers
SSSQQUUUEEEEE!!!!
*splort*
*thud*
Oh noes, Gammacat iz down!
An iz been adjis sinse I dun a splort recubbery.
HALP! HALP! Sumwun cawl 9-elebenty!
RUH ROOH! GAMMACAT IS DOWN!
*Runz obber tew GC, pats her on the sholdur and tellz her its gonna be ok*
*sweeps up all da braynes intew a neet pyle*
*rinses braynes off wif some Lystereene and wuddur”
*wrings braynes owt and puts back into hed cabbidy*
*Taypes up GC hed wif lolmas ducky taype and wraps her in a soft cheezmap blankie*
Here, haz some hawt chokklit wif marshie mallows and no look at da kyoot untiul yew feels beddur*
(Dis was my first splort recubbery, did I do ok?)
Egg-sillint jawb, tbc!
Spanks! I tryed tew dew it all rite-like!
an i lub your abatar! *extends floofy paw of frendship*
Fanks! *Extends floofy paw rite back!* Pleezed tew meecha!
nice job I have not done one yet thebigcheesy so I am watchin and learning.
grate job thebigcheesy. extend floofy paw of frendship. I lurk often, but can’t comment from work.
Fanks! *Extenz floofy paw of frenship right back acha!* Nice tew meetchoo!
Ofanks 5E! I wuz berry nerbous!
you did grayte! an teh listerine makes mai hed feel tinglee!! *gigglol*
*snuggles unner blankie*
Luuks gud, tho ai’m nawt shoor abowt teh wringing part.
Mebbe juss a rinsy wiff de cleer waddurs (brayns is delikat, ykno).
Bery niec! Teh Lystereene *mite* be a littlol ober teh top — but u duz wut u hasta duz.
Nice job! *whispers* Lystereen and wudder souwndz kinds harsh. Let’s see if there are any adverse side ifencks.
Fanks awl! I jus didnt want hers braynes tew haz ucky dirt and bakteeria on em.
Deres nuffin worse den habbin a dirtee mynd. 
U sed it!
CC foarbid dat ennywun heer haz wun.
*Watches gammacat fer sines ob a cleen mind*
dat will be a nawt sekkund!!
Not gammacat!!
oooh! A six wai ty! Concats tew all the nawt sekkunders!
Noooooo! Nawt dat kreepy king agin.
**runz an hieds unner teh bed**
I agreez! Dat king is de skurreh!
but lookit teh littlol kittehs wif theer kyoot littol noses!
mebbe dere cyuut will obbur powwur teh ebil keeng!
Dat king is a gud fing. It offsets da splorteeness. *titens hed geer juss to be safe*
Elmo saiz he wanna joins U
Ebil 2_k iz ebil.
**skoots furthur unner teh bed**
**hieds behind teh wayward sockz**
but I thot U lubbed him
**looks all innocent with an ebil glint in herz eye**
**luuks at 2_k wif a suspishus**
No, u KNOES I nawt lyk Elmo!
**maykz planz to go to Texis an beet up Dan foar tellin abowt my hatrid foar Elmo**
whut bout cookie monstah? is he kosher?
and don’t worry I has shooed Elmo awaiz, he will leaves you alone
**fur now**
Cookie Monstah iz fien. My brudder (alsew naymd Dan) hadda stuffdid cookie monstah dat him yoozed ta wrasslol wif.
‘pends on haow u kil him aifinkso!
Bwahahahaha! nawt nyce! butt(snerk) ufny!
iz glad u finz it ufny!
ai lurvs teh cookie monstah, adn sledom eets hiimz!
Aaaaah! Geddawf mai taaaayl! Aaaaah!
Yah, I finkso I be skreemin ifn sumwuns poynty enz wuz pokin my tayle too.
MAWM, she is sitting on mah tail
an she has eated one too many catmas cookies
Okay, folks. This one made me go o_O.
Who ae the weezers?
Azmatiks.
I lawled.
Deyr a noo gruup – nawt tu be konfyoozd wiff teh Geezer Weezers, hoo ar much owlder.
Wayle, iz troo!
Lungdoc iz heer. Himz a negxpurt in dat kinda stuff. Axk him.
Wheezers Ai kno abowt. Weezer, nawt so much. Ai can readz abowt teh band on teh Wikipedia tho… adn it nawt sez anyfing Ai can finds abowt teh asthma… Maybe tehy named themselfs after teh character on teh Little Rascals?? Oar maybe nawt??
Now if yu wanna talk abowt asthmatic musicians, yu’ll get me started on teh late Frank Zappa.. Adn it will reactivate my old “Dancin’ Fool” earworm, adn my toez will be tappin awl nite…
Ai lubs teh Weeze!
lol, i lieks weezer too!
wut reely made me go O.o wuz Neil Diamond doing teh chanukah song by adam sandler. i not haz herd it, just red abowt it being on himz noo holiday album.
Aaarrrgggghhhhh!
Stoopy cablol aktin wonky.
I’m havvin a hard tiem seein teh lokal marchin bandz purrform.
Iz dis teh kinda kitteh dat Jamamama’s Cayenne iz?
Luuks lyk it to me.
Ohai, ai fawtso tu. sure ar da cyutez. Iz she bak frum jermknee? oh, ai noze. ai’l emayo hur nd aks. brb.
Naow we se if she ansurz….
Her iz home!! Ai jus lefted her at 3:00pm tudai at teh trains stashun. Dem kittehs duz luk liek somalies…. sew cyoot! Her prolly sleepin. Are tiems r awl katty-whoompus–still awn cherminy tiems–it iz 11 pm PST, but (!) Ai feels liek eeting brekfasts cuz body tinks ets 8 am tumorros!
Deck teh hawls wif boughs of holly!
Fa la la la la, la la la *SPLORT!*
O noes! Nao KKC is down!
*dingdingdingAOOgah* here comez teh seconstring substitoot CCC…
*Scoops up splorted brainz*
*Rinses off wif sterile saline wif just a drop of holiday brandy innit*
*Puts brains back in brainpan, patpatpat*
*Puts lid back on top*
*Securez wif extra rainbo duckytaip*
*Covers wif new CHRG(wdoi)*
Okah, KKC, nao yu sit kwietlee adn eat this choklit opossum…
*Coverz wif warm blankee from blankee warmer compartment of CCC*
O tank u, Lungdoc!
*cudlols in blankee*
Good job, Lungdoc! I got in there just a bit late!
Dubbl reskews never hurts! Good practice for teh mass-cazhualteez lyke wehn somebody smuggls a new fuzzy kitten onto a bus… Agh! Teh carnage! Branez all over teh placez!! Viktimz wif silleh smilez adn vacant eyez! Teh huge manatee!!1!
Oh no! KKC splorted!
*goes to the big room near the break room to get the CCC*
*drives up carefully next to KCC*
*sprays brains with sparkling water*
*packs brains back in cranial cavity, replaces skull bones*
*pulls a CHRG(wdoi) over KCC’s head, tapes it tight with 200-mph tape (red)*
*takes KCC to Splort Recovery Ward, wraps her in a cheezpeople map blanket and seats her in a chaise lounge*
*gives her a large cuppa hot cocoa and a box of chocolates*
Now, don’t look at the kyoot until you’re recovered!
Tank u!
Dek us awl wif bostun charly, walla walla wash nd kalamazu.(iz dat rite nekz lion?)
I finkso it iz “Nora’s freezin on the trolley, Swaller dollar coller flower alley-ga-roo.”
Rite! Adn goez on,
♫ Don’t we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo! ♫
(A happy lyric so silly already that it makez teh Lolspeak redundant)
*Wif happee memoreez ov Pogo adn geh great Walt Kelly*
I needs a whopper right about now
Teh beautimus kittehz will help yu eat it, aifinkso. It taiks bofe hands.. and bofe kittehz.. to handlez teh whoppr…
Umm I can eats three whoppers at a time. We can share da fries though.
Ah, yu can eat three at one meal, but can you keep yur eyez on all three while you eat one at a time? Kittehz may help yu keep teh spare burgerz secure from thiefs, aifinkso. Hidem in teh kitteh bellehs, yesh yesh.
I stack dem on top of one anothers. Ten I lick all of tem at same times.
Where is New Mexico?
Southwestern US, between Texas adn Arizona, on the border with Mexico. Don’t worry if yu hadnawt heard of us before– lotsa Americanz has only a hazy idea abowt us; teh New Mexico Magazine haz a speshul page (called “One of our fifty is missing”) for storiez of things like people from NM mail-ordering stuffs from Noo York adn getting back notes that the companee “Only ships within the continental U.S.”– or folks complimenting traveling NM folks abowt how good tehyr English is…
Check my profile out . I am a Canadian LOL. I have only gone as far as the crows flies in one day.LOL
But fanks for the geography leason. Now I know. I will google it.
Oyesh, 5SE, Ai knew of your Canadianness. Wot I meant waz that since many USA folks nawt know abowt NM, it iz no surprize for teh northern brethren to nawt know it too. Cheezland haz been a good place to review teh praktikal geografee/historee, from folks who knoes abowt stuffs faraway, for me anyhow. (My own favorite example waz when Ai had mixed up teh Red Sea adn teh Persian Gulf adn our friend Africat helped me straighten em owt!)
ohai LD – eye useta werk in Innernasshunnul Cusstomer Surviss atta mayjor express shipping company an, an, an hadda embarasst win hour verry own domesticated cusstomer surviss reps wood transfurr callurs two Innernasshunnul Cusstomer Surviss win tehy wanted two ship two New Mexico…whaddaya gonnadew?
I hadda fren wunz who thot Detroit wassa state. I had to fink abowtit…
i knowz abowt Noo Mexico. I lives right neks door! plus wen i wuz kidlet in 60s an 70s we yoosed to spend part ob teh summer in los alamos wile my daddeh, hoo iz a fizisist, werked at teh lab ther. dont know wut him did, mebbee wuz top-sekrit
but i haz manee fond memrees ob owr times ther.
**tayks self to NB, mutterin sumfin abowt needin hur branes warshed wif Listereen**
*joynz red in teh NB*
Ohai, keshet!
U reddy foar sum salsa? Iz awl yourz!
I nawt kin eet it. My ulser be aktin up sumfin feerse an I has been rollin arown an moanin foar teh last 24 howers.
drink milk and soda water.
Wut duz teh soda wadder do?
Aifinkso it makes yu burp. Nawt helpin teh ulcerz much, but givez yu somefing to do while yu haz teh belliache.
–Srsly tho, Red, if teh purple-pill kinda acid-suppressing medicinz nawt make teh ulcer painz better after a few days taking, yu maybi oughta get teh belleh checkt… ’cause ushuallee, teh ulcerz feel better pretti kwik with those kinda medicinz… adn maybe what feelz like teh old ulcerz might be some other thing. Just suggestin. (Nawt mai speshaltee area, yu knoes.)
I duz tayk Prilosec awn a dailee basis, foar GERD.
I nawt been eetin helthee, so I’m shur dat nawt halpin.
Donut need teh halp burpin. Been doin alot of dat alreddy.
Fank CC I onlee libs wif kittehs.
HMMmmm. If teh Prilosec controlz acid enuff to stop teh GERD, yu nawt shud be gettin an ulcerz now, IMHO. Mite it be a gawlstoan? (Nawt that itz anee ov my bizness, but neether waz teh ulcer…)
Teh pain iz nawt rite foar gawlstone.
Iz definitelee ulser pain.
Owie! Wellp, get better soon! *Sends getwell beamz*
distillates the acid cause esophagus burning. We chrush up limstone rock for bad stomach stuff and drink it with naabbii(water)
Dere be lotsa limestone heer in KY, butt iz way down inna grown……an itz way too cowld to go hole-diggin tonite.
Ot here is what we do. My elders have fires for days and heat rocks. Mostly limestone until the rock crumbles and turns to powder. The dust is called eagle dust(lack of long translation lol). It is then stored in leather bags called eagles Pouches(lack of long translation) den they give it out to all after the long time in council fires. Normally you have to give me tobacco for this teaching but not dis time ota.
Shoart translayshun: Tumz.
Oar chawk.
tumz is different then tis medicines.
Sry yur tummie iz teh pleh. Ai hoaps yu feelz bettur suun!
Ai had ay hedachy awl dai. Aifinks ai iz gitting teh cowld.
Maybi salsa wil halp. *noms*
Sowns wers now.
NB
Whats NB?
I can’t say in mixt company.. :blush:
Is it like the break room? I still have no idea where that is . I will have toi wait and get my guest key I fink.
NB stanz foar Nawty Barn.
No keez ar ebbur neded . yu can goze tu brake rume, nawty barn, taebouteek nd awl enny tiem yu wantz. Locashun fur awl awn cheezmap iz in misheegun at Dame Janet’s farm. Nawty barn is fur if yu be nawty oar wantz tu be . Dere iz fud surbis nd recubbree rume frum splortz. nd wutebbur els yu can imajin.
Ifn yu sees dis 5Eagles, teh brake rume iz ware wii gose tu getz away frum annoying t-r-o-l-l-s. And eet caek! nomnomnom!
(Doan be silleh, PJP! ‘Course can say!)
NB is teh “Nawty Barn,” teh place where Cheezpeeps jokingly exile themselfs when they starts to has thoughts that tempt them to write stuffs in teh commentz that mite be nawt appropriate for teh childrenz to read, aifinkso. The NB haz a number of interesting features, lyke young persons to assist with the ironing, and speshal wingz for mysterious purposes. Ai suspect there’s more info abowt it in teh archives connected wif teh Cheeztown Cryer. –’Course, Ai know all this only by hearsay, yu unnerstand… Adn my informationz may be out of date…
i understands – i not ever been to teh nawty barn myself purrsunly, yoo understands – taht teh ironing staff iz clothing-challinjed
Wen I bisited JCH4K an Salleh I gotted to SLEEP onna cowch inna nawty barn! Dere wer no YNG thow – I finkso it wuz too kowld.
wuz they YNNG? (yung nawt-nekkid guys?)
Awlso if u is lukky, Danyull Craig will serve u wiv martoonies dressed onlee in his Speedos.
Uh, ai understand.
Nawt dat ai ever bin tehr.
Nuh uh.
Orly!
Daniel Craig has moobed tu France?!?
Ohai, 5 Eagles! I got a new installment of “CK’s Memories From Yesteryear” for ya.
CK Man that is taking it way back. Look how the video was done half animation and half realizm. Meegwetch brother. This used to be my slow dancing song with the women. LOL
@@@@@!!!!1!!!! O fanx CK, dat song/bideo hit me juss rite!
*5seag pours pj perry a nice glass of wine*♫relax don’t do it♫ (see if CK can find tat one).
Ofanx, 5SE, I finxo CK can find anyfing. Got any INXS? Dey waz my faves fer alongtime.
Your challenge is accepted, 5 SnowEagles.
Also, pj perry….. Here you go.
God I love that song.
I can see y peeplol don’t always respond to u. If we don’t connect, we don’t no wat to say. If we do connect, we get lost in musical tanjents. Dat’s a gud song, butt (!) The gift !!!! I fergot how gud INXS was. *Goes back to da concert*
The Gift is da name of a song…
my huzbind had a elderly bachelor unklol hoo livd in sanfransisco hoo loved taht song.
him iz goned over teh bridj 20 yeers now, but we had sum luvly vizits wif him at himz old viktorian howse wen we wuz furst marryd an taked a cupple vakayshuns ther.
hmm, lunarmommy seems to habbing teh nose tall jahs tonite.
* whop whop whop whop whop *
Iz dat enuf whoppur oar duz U wantz sum moar?
um.
ifinkso red haz alreddy taked herself to teh NawtyBarn.
if not, her for shur wuld haz to go after reeding dis.
*lunarmommy contemplates sending herself to teh NawtyBarn*
does anyone know what breed those cats are? they’re SUPER cute!
dey might bee da Abby-seen-nee-an ,
but ai don no fur shurs.
Yeah, they *are* Abyssinians. Two beee-yooo-teee-ful liddle Aby kittehs, and I wants them, precioussssses. What gorgeous babies! And what a gorgeous picture! The photographer is either super talented or super lucky or both, to catch both kittehs mid-yawn (er, sorry, I meant *mid-chorus*, of course!) like that.
Well, I’m sticking with my equally-cute (maybe a little less pretty) rescue kittehs, but if you google Abyssinian cats there’s tons of information about them, including national associations that may be able to help you find responsible breeders in your area. Or better yet, maybe there are breed-specific rescue organizations in your area that shelter Abys. Not that I can imagine anyone in their right mind abandoning or neglecting one of these cuties and having them end up in a shelter, but you never know, and getting a kitty from a shelter gives you a warm glowy feeling that never goes away. It gives the kitty a warm glowy feeling too, mainly because they’ll be all warm and glowy in a loving new home
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TTFN y’all. I gotta brave teh evnin traffik (pleh!)
*schmoo*
Bye, GC!
Has teh sayf drive hoam.
bee tafeful out there gammacat.
OMCC! Wun of teh marchin bandz played a fabrit sawng of mien.
Heer it be:
???!? How did teh band maik taht song into a _march_ ???!? *Mind boggles*
Wuz nawt bad, akshully.
I lubs me sum Queen. Gonna go dig owt teh cd dat has dat sawng awn it now.
Well, Ai gots to get bak to work. Haz a good evenin, everibodi! Adn Ai hopez yur sore tummih feelz better soon, Red. ‘Nite!
Fanks, Lungdoc.
Donut werkin too hard!
Queen is classic rhsb nice work, Meegwetch.
Wut u cawlin me?
Sweetly cool woman LOL.
dose…dose…dose luk liek abbiekittehs…itty bitty abbie….
*splort*
uh-oh
i losted my CCC lisense becawz i wuz steeling yooseful bits ob splorted brayn for myself. but i will gibs yoo a floofy blankie an sum choklit possums an keep yoo company until teh lisensed CCC crooz get heer.
*goes to the big room near the break room to get the CCC*
*drives up carefully next to Jetdigger*
*sprays brains with sparkling water*
*packs brains back in cranial cavity, replaces skull bones*
*pulls a CHRG(wdoi) over head, tapes it tight with 200-mph tape (red)*
*takes victim to Splort Recovery Ward, wraps him/her in a cheezpeople map blanket and helps him/her get in a chaise lounge*
*administers a large cuppa hot cocoa and a box of chocolates*
Now, don’t look at the kyoot until you’re recovered!
But but but but iz itty bitty coogur liek kitties an all meowy an stuff an…
*splort*
*followz red’s proseedure eggsackly so az not to get in trubble for unlisensed splort reskyooficayshun*
*wraps ekstra dukkie tape arownd two sooper-strengf CHRGs*
*hands jeditigger a copy ob teh US tacks code*
ther, taht shuld hold yoo for a wile.
*blindfolds Jeditigger* No more lookin at cyutes! It is berrry dangermous to re-re-splort.
*blindfolds lunarmommy fer violation ob da unlisensed splort reskyoofication act of 2008*
You can both listen butt (!!) snerk (!!) nawt look.
what kind of cat is this??
Thought ov anothar line:
“Pease for cats, moar noms for me!”
*gibs floofy hugs to ebrywun*
Happee hoLOLdaze!
Adn a happee tu yu azwell, alsotu!
hey! that’s cuter than the picture and I didn’t think that was possible! Do I have your permission to use it and take credit for it?
sure jane, you can use it .. there’s a link under the picture to send EChristmas cards with my caption .. feel free to do that too and thanks!
we wantz moar singin’ kittehs
LOL HAHAHAHAHA
Waoooo, dems some kyoot kittehs! Abbessinyams?
teh furst lolmus kittehs!
u noes it lolmus wen…
teh kittehs are drinking teh water frum teh tree stand! (tahts teh reezon why we haz a crissmiss tree, at leest akkording to owr kitteh) (not to worry, we not puts tree-preserving stuffs in it, just water)
We Three Kings of orient are
Smoking on a rubber cigar
It was loaded
It exploooded
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We Two Kings of orient are…
lol
thats so funny!
tanks for all da nice comments guys! and Merry Christmas to all
wud you liek sum apple pie wid daaaat?
I tink dez r Abbysinian kittens
peec on erf, and noms be mild….
Awww. Cutest carolers eva!!
Bes’ crizmas lol evva, noes, mebbe eeven bes’ lol EVVA!!!!
Splort ka-splort!
Dis iz da mostest funniest LOL eber!! Ai haz da laffin teerz in da ayes! Ai iz laffin and laffin at dis wun!! Tank ewe tank ewe fur da laffins!!!
LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!