Well Jim, looks like you shouldn’t have told her “it’s the cat or me.” buh bye
ill taek care of teh ebil boyfrendz.
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Ai iz kyootur tho.
Congrats, NS!
wow a 4 way makramai
concatulations to awlll
>^;^<
teim to sillybrates!!!
Kitteh wins!
Him say:
“Muahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………”
orinj floof alwais winz!!!
az iz only teh way it shuld be!
Poyson ones is cocky
lil kitteh duz luk kwite pleezd wif himselfs
Jim iz gunna hasta keep an eye on dat kitteh. Luuks liek a littlol mischief-maykur!
kitteh smirkz in jims genural direckshun……….
an congarats awn bean furthest frum laist dere NS!
Hay, wb, look at yer profile…wat’s up wiff dat?
ohai peejay!!!
*goez tu luk*
et luks nurmil tew meh…..wuts yu sea?
I see MY profile!
iz yu lawgd intu ICHC?
kin yu sea anibuddi ellsis profiel?
Evryone else’s is normul. I came in da way I always do.
When Ai tryz pj’s, Ai getz pj. When Ai tryz wb, Ai getz mi profyle??????
When Ai try wb’s blue name, Ai get dumpt onto teh home page (teh one taht sez “All yur funni in one place…”)… ??!
reli? dats stranje….lubsorinjwuns wuz dere bowt an ower ugo…an shadowcat83 an cuplol owers befro dat………….
*snivvel..saab!* mai profiel iz borked!!!
hao wil anibuddi sea mai noo eggsmus lol????
Willyboy, aifinkso something is putting an extra space into the middle of your name. In the comment-entry box, see if the “Website” line, at its far right end, says “willy boy” instead of “willyboy.” If it does, maybe you can take the space out and fix the problem.
heer is teh linkee to teh new LOL:
cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2956925952
Ai see mai profiel wen Ai klikk awn ur bloo naem wb!
ai can se pj’s profyle, but when I klick on willy-boy, I get me!
Ai se mine tu. wut ebbur iz goingz awn arown heer?
Dat is da smurkiest kitteh ai ebbur se. win.
It brings meh tu teh defawlt cheezburgur payj.
Aifink is bekaws in ur blooness u has boff teh “pictures-by” and the “profile.aspx” — mayk it wun oar teh obber.
okai – tri nao
I still see me.
ai chanjed et frum profile.aspx tu pictures-by-willyboy…..seams tu wurk wen aiz inn mai profiel…
ai kin stil sea da eggstra pictures by/profile.aspx wen ai hole da kursir ober mai naim……….
kan yu git tu mai profiel iffin yu goes thru da frens linkee?
mehbe ai wil haz tu contak teh hed cheezpeeps?
ai can get to your profile thru mai frends section
wel et leest dat wai wurks…
mus bee an wurd prez fing den?….
iffin ets stil duin et tumarrow ail kontak da praupur thortease……….
Yeff, teh blooness still has boff, so duzznt werk.
How duz u get bloo? Frum loggin intu WP, or teh Website bawx awn the comment? Ai nebber logs intu WP, but teh naym/emayl/websyt bawxes carry obber (unless ai cleers mai cookeez, den ai juss fill dem in agin).
Use juss dis (add in teh http part):
//cheezburger.com/pictures-by-willyboy/
dats wut ai chanjd et tu…eben dough ai haz nawt dun anifing tu dat sense ai furst gawt blooey….
ai nurmully goes tu mai WP blogpaig an maik shur am lawged in dere….den ai opins anuuder tab tu mai ICHC profiel an lawgs inn dere………aiz nebbur hadd ani trubble befro…
Well, ur blooness still has boff. Check whut u has listed awn the WP akkownt fur teh akkownt tu yooz, adn mayk shoor it ownly has wun oar teh obber (adn mayk shoor u can see it awl – mebbe hasta scroll it obber).
tiem fro meh tu leaf….bai awl!!!
schmooes!
satisfyded kitteh am satisfyded
an smug
Okae, dat mayd mii LOL!
Catena, wat do you see on willyboy’s profile?
Little floofy kitten says goodbye to your ex-boyfriend…. more noms for him.
More smooches and more room in the bed too
itty bitty kitteh tayks up awl teh bed aniwayz!
So lawng, sucka!
Donut let teh door hit-cha ware CC split-cha.
Oar lyke tehy sayz in NM– “AMF!” (“Adios, Mai Frend”)
Hasta la vista, bebbeh!
Hawp awnna bus Gus, Oar unnur it… kitteh nawt pikkee.
I choze Josie ovur my nawt-sekkund huzbin.
Best desishun I evur maded.
When U dayt teh kitteh laydee, U shuld awways bring sumfing foar teh kittehs. Gushifudz adn nip maus are gud nawt sekkund offuringz.
Smart man!
Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
Gud-bai!
Sew lawng, fare-wayl….
Adyoo, adyoo,
to yoo, an yoo an yoo
soe tayk teh fotografz adn stil fraymz een yur mynd
Green Day!
And here, with shoutouts to catena and rhsb, is Green Day with “Time Of Your Life”.
Merember teh song-title taht sums up teh dealings ov men and wimminz for all of tyme…
“How kan Ai miss yu wehn yu won’t go awai??!!?”
Lungdoc – clikee awn teh thurd linkee I postid below.
(BTW–aifinkso Ai stole teh song-title reference from Bruce Feirstein’s book, _Real Men Don’t Bond_. The song iz by Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks.)
I ar mush cuter an smarter
Ohai, 2_k!
I saw a pikshur of yoo an LCB.
Yoo has teh purty.
oh, so yu is saying LCB iz da choppd liva!??
(heeheehee, i’m just being mish-chee-vee-us like da kitten in da LOL)
**swats at lionelcat**
No, I nawt!
LCB haz a purty too.
hee hee hee
*lionelcat runsawaywifaquikness underdabed*
fanks red! how U iz? I iz hasing a bad week…
**goes to hide in deh cornur**
Duz teh cornur has a warm? Ifn so, can I hide wif yoo?
has a warm an snugglee, I makes hot chocolate fur us 2
whippee cream or marshmallos?
Bofe!
me too…
*goes to hide wiff two_kittehs*
here has a hot chocolit
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*tiptoze to corner, gibs two_kittehs a big hug, tiptoze awai*
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fanks DK, I needed that!
That face tu kyooot to gib up!!
yuppa….effen hii werunt soe smugg, bii eh splort warnun, aifinkso!
**schmoo to littlol orinj fluffball** what a kyootee!!
adn shoo tu beeg skerree boifren!
Okeh, Ai noes taht we’re oanlee a coupla dozen commentz into it so far, but dang, Cheezladies! Are wii going to has NO sympafeez foar teh poor snotty-nosed ex-boifrend who gots teh allergic to teh (nawt poyzin) oranj kitteh?
.
.
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Nope. Ai thought nawt. Snottynosed soon-to-be-ex-boifrends shuld nawt issue ultimatoes, seemz to be teh taik-hoam lesson here, yesh yesh.
dr. sneezycat and claritin are tey sneezee boyfrends best frend!
My nawt-sekkund huzbin knew dat Josie an I wuz pakkidj deel, butt him wuz allerjik.
I’ll get allerjee shawts, he sed.
Teh man nebber walked in2 a dockters awfis teh hole yeer I wuz dere.
Wen I knew I wuz leevin Massachoosits an I wuz the onlee wun hoam, I wud let Josie in2 teh bedroom, witch wuz formerlee clozed awf to hur.
Wen wii herd sumwun come hoam, Josie leeved teh bedroom.
Huzbin wud complayn abowt allerjees an say him wuz going to bedroom. Wen dat nawt halped an him complayned, I sed, “Heer tay, moar Benedryl”.
Why yesh, I DUZ hab an ebil sied. Why yoo ackt sir-prized? :wicked:
Hmm. Aidin adn abettin teh kitteh-floof allerjies, eh? Ai’m used to hearin’ nawt-sekkund huzbin stories (wehn yu workz arownd a hospital, such stories make up a big part of nightshift conversation) but teh attempted assassassassinashums of teh guy wif a kitteh iz new to me, aifinkso. *Hazza horrified.* *Nawt.*
It wudda been now beeg loss. Him wuz massib-jerk-fayse.
Marryin him wuz misteak. BEEG misteak.
Hmm. Red, somefing subtle abowt yur tone suggestz taht you mite nawt be that gentleman’s biggest fan, aifinkso. In your guarded, indirect wai yu seemz to be expressing less than total enthusiasm for hiz manee sterling kwalities.
**snerk**
I haz been tolded dat I has teh tackt of a bull inna china shawp.
At leest, wif me, yoo ushulee kno ware yoo stand.
**slaps fore-hed**
I haz teh SUDDLETEE of a bull inna china shawp.
Prolly teh tackt too.
Ah, well, no tyme foar subtleteez in teh Cheezcommentz anyhoo. We likes to find owt what’s what. Ink wiring mines wanna kno!
naow, i red dis lol az if da kitteh wuz sitting dere next ta Jim and dey wuz both watching da gurlfirenc go buh-bye. da kittehs are equal-opportunity dat way – ANYONE dont like kitteh, it be buh-bye!!!
Datz hao ai saw it tuu, but den teh kapshun mayks no sens.
Ai stayred at it fur so lawng ai had nuffin tu poast, adn figgurd wuz best tu steer kleer ob awl teh cheez-wimmins wiff “buh-bye” storeez.
Datz how ai reeded it, azwell. Kitteh iz next to Jim, wishin teh nastee suun-to-being-ex gurlfrend wud get owt teh door wiffakwikkerkwikness.
Oh mai gunness! Dis lilluh poysin bebbeh habes the berry wikked an kyoot!
Ah wud pik hims tu!
sew, teh cheezladies fall for teh bad kittehs as well as the bad boys?
it’s a no brainer
adn eh brae noah!
Dear CC, plz let dis linkee work!
…an dis wun too.
…an finallee, dis wun.
kitteh does has kute smile, slanty eyes, pinky nose, did i mention “pinky nose”?
>^;^<
nawt the pinkee nose!
*puts paws ober eyese*
Heer reed dis techniklol manulol awn bunyun remoovurs.
*wieps Coek off screen*
WWR, ai donut noes wai, butt dat hitted mia ufnny boen!
Sew, boiz an gurlz, wut did wii lern 2day?
NEBBER, EBBER mayk a kitteh-luvvur chooz between yoo an teh kitteh.
Yoo will ALWAYZ looze!
*Older but wizer guy nodz hedd, sadlee*
Anom to dat!
Yep, Chikken Man knew I comed wif kidlett and kitteh. It wuz awl or nufin. Hyme luvs kittehs tho, so wasn’t a problem. Howebber, now that kidlett is hormonal teenager, well, I nawt awl that fond uf hyme at tymes either.
Awlwais lub hyme, just nawt lyke hyme sumtymes!
So, yoo sayin yoo iz now willin to get rid of teenadj boi butt nawt kitteh?
Nawt git rid uf, just maybe military skool!
Juss for a few yearz maybi. ‘Til he’z abowt forty-two.
*Nods head in agreement* Yep, just til forty-two, or so.
I didn’t know cats could smirk!
Aifinkso cats ALWAYZ can has a smirk. Sometimez hidez it better than otherz.
O yesh, dey smirk! U see, dey ar supp….soopee….beddur dan hoomuns! Aifinkso!
Yup! U gawts dat rite, babes! Ifn U hadz teh kitteh befoar teh girlfren/boifren den U cants getz ridda da kitteh! Kitteh wuz dere firsted! *shaykes hed in wunner uv idiots*
Eben if teh boi/gurlfren was there nawt sekkund, U nawt can get rid uf teh kitteh moast uf teh tyme.
Being involved with cat rescue, it is really pathetic how many cats I have dealt with who were a victim of “if you really loved me you’d get rid of that cat”.
Some cats were actually carried off and dumped by the SO(usually the boyfriend), only to return to their home with that bizarre “cat homing instinct”. In exasperation, the SO’s then bring them to me or a shelter. At least they didn’t try to kill the cat..but people actually TELL me these things after they do them.
Why on earth would you want to stay with/be with/have sex with/marry someone who intends to make you get rid of your pet?
Iz a mistery, yeff. Adn a misery.
Ai juss doan unnerstan peepls sumtyms. Otay, moast ob teh tym.
ai dunawt unnerstand it eethur. ai alsew membur heering abowt a goggie whu wuz bringed tu a sheltur becaws teh goggie didunt mach teh gnu deecore.
EXCELLENT question, puppatoons.
when yer yung and stoopy, and yer brain hasn’t been developed yet, u doo all kinds ub dumb stuff.
But there isn’t much excuse when you get older and wiser. then it is psychologically tragical.
yooshully is teh wemmens dat finkso dat sum stoopy mean man is ok furr dem, and reallly, dey are too good to be associated wiff him.
dey deserve sumfin bootifull and better.
Butt mite take dem long time too reellee “GET” dat.
Oh, I shud digress. *snurt*
When dey DO “get dat” den dey will not allow some jerky control freak to tell dem dat a living being in dere home must go because jerky control freak not like.
Smug kitteh iz smugly smug.
nuffin iz smug like a smug kitteh.
smug kitteh? isnt dat like sayin…… breathin kitteh?
ifinkso all kittehs r smug. dey comez wrapped dat way…heehee
LOL, i LUV the evil look on kitty’s face
liek dis?
Buh buy, twerp head! *lols wiloldlee*
Ironic Gender is Ironic.
(lack of responses…not)
*sigh*
Is nighttime.
LOVE the look on this cat’s face.