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grabbity nd kitteh haz an eternal battle.
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Anti-Gravity Disc ACTIVATE!
grabbity nd kitteh haz an eternal battle.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: techno_cat via Advanced Lol Builder
but then go on again!
or iz dat off again. Grabbity iz nawt sumfing I is knowolgible abowt.
congarats on tew yew carosue on teh nawt sekkund!
Otay, nao whut?
ya POUNCE again….
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laik ya did last summer…..(gotta get away from the oldies station)
Sowwy, dan, nawt familyur wiff dat wun.
Hmmm, googlol… Nelly McKay? Dat wun?
*sigh* once it passes MODERATION, there’ll be a link to a youtube video of chubby checker a-doin’ lets twist again, like we did last summer.
Otay, ai kin wayts. Fankies!
Ifn u paste teh embed code instead of teh URL it should postify rite away.
Not a sermon, just a thought.
oh? lessee iffen I can make it work….
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waddya know…….
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oh crap……..places for act II
Yay! Adn it wuz an imbed … gud finkin, dan!
(wun nebber knoz whut ebil lurks in teh mynd ob WP, eh?)
it wadden’t (pardons……..congested) any brilliance of mine, LCB pointed the way.
Oh
we is still waytin fur teh furst poast, arnt we?
Ai blaymz it awn teh margareetas, yeff.
ob awl teh fings ai has lawst…
dere’s margareetahz?? doze wuld goh grate wif teh chyps an red’s salsa…darnknit! ai forgitted taht teh salsa hasta sitz ovur nyte.
*hazza dissapoyntitd*
Ai haz sum salsa frum last weekend. Iz teh hawt sweet jamakan salsa maed wif mangoes adn teh haberneroz.
Iz beddur awn teh BBQ grillz, but it culd wurk foar chipz tu.
Oh gud, WRr, we are habbing tako bellz down stares.
*purks up*
NOM
LCB – I gottid a sermon tonite.
Wuz NAWT fun.
Well, #43 is sneekin up awn bofe of uz…..
**dukks an runzlykcrazee**
Anti-grabbity disk, forward!
um, forward-forward-FORWARD!
Otay, fyne, be dat way.
Anti-grabbity disk off.
*curls up awn rug* zzzzzzzzzzzzz
itsa IHK (identified hobering kitteh)
Ai scoff at yous lawz ob grabbity.
iz yore hoberkraft fulol ob EEELLLs???
(ai juss translayted dat in2 Lolspeek….LOlz!)
(ai nebber fot ai’d kneed dis won!)
Ah! I will nawt buy this tobacconist’s. It iz skratched. …
POUNCE
*BOOP*
aiiiieee………ah’ve been booped
Hovercat is hovering
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
dis iz eezee!
adn breezee!
Eezy, breezy, hover-cat?
Eezee breezee byootiful hover-gurl?
coud bii cover-gurl!
**YOINKs kitteh in mid-ayre**
**runzwifakwikness**
duz anywun heer a kwikly vanishing mew?
mew..yesh, I herd…dis izza stranj lol…a picture of a blue cat toy and a liddlol mousie. Ware’s da kitteh!
Mebbe teh anti-grabbity gawt tuu strawng.
Kitteh floo up owtta teh pikshur?
Butt, butt, why den grabbity still werkz own liddlol mousie and bloo toy?
Liddlol mausee izznt in teh anti-grabbity sfeer ob operayshun.
It, adn teh anti-grabbity disk itself, ar still affektid by grabbityz.
Disk wudnt be much yoos if it anti-grabbiteed itseff, wuddit?
Doan u kno nuffin bowt scyinse?
Yup, kitteh shud be kummin bakk daon enny minnit nao.
Juss wayt fur it, heer it kums.
Um, kitteh? U okayz? *has a wurry*
I defies physiks, I iz supah kitteh
Warez ur kayp? Duz u defyz teh fashun polees tu?
Wowz!
invisible cape fur dis supah kitteh
Awl kittehs Ai noe defye fizzicks. Ai keepz tellin dem “noe flyin inna haus”. Dey duzzint lissen. Deyfinkso haus iz kitteh mewzmint prak.
Nicky hazzint com bakk yett. Ai putt fud onna portsch an sumbuddy eated itt butt Ai duzzint noe iffin itt wuz Nicky ore nudder kitteh jus bizitin. Ai sikk ober dis. He wuz oncet gawn fur a munf. Ai hoep an pray tu CC that himz comz bakk suun.
{HUGS}
Ai hoaps hi kumz hoam suun.
Hope he comes back soon and U no has to worree
{{FW}}
Yoo meen haus is nawt kitteh mewzmint prak?
Who gnu?!?
Nicky, yoo kums hoem naow! Ur mummeh (daddeh?) hazza worreed!
Iz flyin hai de-phi-in grabity! Nd
Nd u cant keeps mies down!
U go, kitteh! Fly lyk a birdee!
Fli! Bi frii!
icanhazyorefreekwentflyermielz?
Kitteh haz discuvvured seekrit tu levitashun!
Seekrit is to beh a kitteh.
Shhh! Den ebrywun will wanta be a kitteh!
Duzzent evurriwun awlreedi wunt tu bi kitteh??
Sum peelpz akshulee lyks … goggeez betterer.
Ai kno, sownds weerd, but is troo. Ai swarez!
Ai dunno iffen taht meenz tehy wuld wunt tu bi wun.
Hmm, u has a poynt der.
Ai gess derz tuu kynds ob peeplz, den. Doze dat kno dey wantsta be kittehs, adn doze hoo hazznt reelyzd it yet.
*nod nod*
Aifinkso, yesh!
O, AP haz a Poynt der!?!
I haz a Labra der!1!
hymnz lellow and noo (to mii): wii lubbs hymn!!! incl. my tabby kat!
(butt (snerk!) ai dont wanna B dem, cuz dem ai coodnt haz dem
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lol – we haz a lab tuu (a blakk wun) adn a rott/shep mix.
Adn yeff, is gud tu has teh hyoomins tuu (fur teh gushifuds).
Wudnt be a fambly wiffowt dem awls, so ai gess is gud dat ebrywun nawt kitteh. Hoo wud be teh mastur? *preens*
Hope there is an anti-splort device
(Puts on HGGs and CHRGwdoi)
ooh, gud reminder, fanks d-r!
not taht i haz much brayns left to protekt, but gots to hang on to teh little i still gots.
**Red comez frew teh room, luukin lyk hurz luukin foar sumfin**
I has lawstid my evur-luvvin mind….
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….alawng wif teh cilantro an teh garlic.
is U trying to scare Dracula?
whut is U making, those two are mah favorite ingredients to add while cooking
I’m maykin salsa.
*bryngs chips*
It needz to sit ovurnite, so teh flavurs can has a minglol.
pout
Sowwy.
plstusayvsumfurmitumorrokthx!
I will.
what kinda peppers does U puts in Ur salsa?
I puts serrano peppers
I yooshulee yooze canned jalapenos, but yoozed a fresh wun dis tiem.
seeded or not?
I toss teh seedz.
Nawt can handlol alot of spicee.
U shud roast it furst, den it not so spicy but can has lotsa flavor
Ub korse she seed it. Hur nawt can put it in teh salsa if hur nawt can sees it.
Sillee, Rat!
I can has anuthur loshunin awn my bak tonite, plz?
seeded plz. Do nawt want too howt! I’ll bringz da margeritzzaz!
Wow, dat waz unforchunate nesting. My pyuter hatez me dis weeek. week wek.
but some like it hawt!
..an sum swet wen teh heet iz awn…
I lyke it hawt an spicy!! My salsa that iz. Of nebber mynd. *Walks off toward NB*
“Ifn u finkso iz gross, iz nawt bein dun rite!”
Rite, 3km?
Wuz it ay resunt lawss? Ai noh ai lawstid myne ay lawng tyme agoh.
Ob awl teh fingz ai’z lawst, itz mai brayn ai miss teh moast.
Yesh awn teh garlic an cilantro.
My mynd? Nope. Wuz goned yeers ago.
Always great, where do they keep finding these photo’s, cats are the funniest creatures.
Doan furget moast amayzingest. Adn kuddlyest. Adn…
Well, aifink u getz teh poynt, yeff. Fanks fur stawpin by…!
lots ob them are photos peepels taked ob their own kittehs.
Mulder HALP, I ar being abducted
Mebbe u iz going to teh mudder ship!
Iz alrite Scully, dey nawt keep u lawng….
But teh fings dey duz whyl deyz gawt u …
is not Scully kitteh is Samantha kitteh
her wuz abducted when she wuz only a kitten
ai can has 4th card?. .. … …. … … … .. …uhmm. ……… .. . …. …… ..?..
Otay… *gibs carotte 4th card*
*wunderz whut 4th card is*
i kan gibs yoo 5th 6th an 7th cards if yoo wants tehm
Go fish.
*luks at cardz*
ai chekkz.
*whispers* Um, I finkx she mite be on a strate draww. *Betz elebenty monees*
(poker face)
iz bakc and i haz brought tacos frum tako bellz!!!!
who wantz a tako
Hallo palooza! I wannza taco! mmmm nomm nomm nomm…
Ai can haz taco pls? Ai haz sum salsa tu go wif. Haz a kareful iz teh HAWT.
This is #bestkitty