Wen I sed bring meh sumthin frum Bruger King dis was not wat I had en mind.
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ai wanted chzburger, u fuul!!
GMTA! An congrats!
Ware’z mai cheezburger?
oh yesh yesh yesh! an conga-ratz to u too anni!
BTW ur hololiday avatar iz lurvelee — ai hazint gotted mine out this yeer.
Thx!
‘F ai wur kyng uv teh forrrreeessst …
Nawt prinz, nawt dook, nawt erl
♪ ♫
Dook, Dook, Dook of Erl
Dook, Dook, Dook of Erl
Dook, Dook, Dook of Erl
Dook, Dook, Dook of Erl
as ai walk throo this wurld
nuffin can stop teh Dook of Erl
… eggsept a deetooer foar gushifud …
*puts on poodle skirt*
*sings along*
*cannot be heared because teh poodles is teh yapyapping so muches*
** re-acts wif horror **
U maded a skirt owt uv poodles ???
How CULD u ???
Is teh vry easy! U ties a cord around ur waist then u tuck teh poodle tails under teh cord. Teh littlol pom-pom at teh end of their tails keeps them in place.
U just has to be careful to rember not to ware ur poodle skirt when u is teh vacuuming. This scares ur skirt.
Were any poodles harmed in teh process ??
uv koars nawt – tehy wuz teh stuffted poodlolz wif teh sownd-ackervayted yappee fingz inz tehm!
*puts floofy paws over eerz*
** attaches barky sownd eeffects to tessm’s paws **
aargh! no no no! ai can haz four show schnauzers whut live neks door, DO NAWT NEED SOUND EFFEKS!!
Of coarse not! Look, they is all wagging their tails.
Of coarse, since teh tails is teh tucked into teh waistband, teh effect is that teh poodles wag instead. But that makes my skirt extry swirly!
klasik kays uv teh tayl waggen teh goggie
Well, that’s okai then, knowing how u IZ a fashoneesta ahnd awl !!
sends skwirrl running in front of LCBs skirt…
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!elebenty!!!
pft! wasn’t those dogs traned??
Call de dogcatchers!! Call de fyremen!!
The cowardly lion of Ozzzz!!!!
>^;^<
Naow breeng meh cheezburg an friez butt (!) keep taht kreepy king gui far far awai frum meh!
GMTA, bf.
aifinkso hee is teh kreepiest skareeist korprit maskot eber, speshulee teh wun ware teh gui waiks up an teh king iz sittin awn teh bed wif him *shudderz*
Me too!
I finkso I wud skreem lyk a liddlol gurl ifn I woak up nexst to dat.
last year they had this really creepy thing on the website where every time you clicked, you got the king sitting in front of a romantic fire with different things: like a rose, two glasses of wine, whippy kreem — and in different states of undress!
*scurries awf tu luk fer brayn bleech* ewwww!
ai kan borowz sum uv yur brayn bleech, mezzomom? – hasing taht pikshur inz mai brayn izz wurst tehn hasing a eerwurm … eeben a eerwurm uv “Granmaw Gotz Rundover Bai a Rayndear”, aifinkso!
it wuz truulee gross.
nekkid BK with strateg… sturtee… carefully playced fur rug, DO NAWT WANT!!
wuz akshullee pretty gud luuking guy (in gud shape ennyway!) but waring goofy mask. verree creepy.
and az u kan tell, it maded a lasting impresshun on me.
whippy cream?????
not from MAH skwirrls!!
Psst! Leeza! Watch video below! It bees relevant to ur interests!
ohai BF! ai saw ur hololiday lol and it wuz GRATE!! tee hee!
heehee, glad u lyked it!
u STILL hazint brotted me cheezbrgr!
Bedder den dat skaree king!
maybeso chixcan sammich
dis iz NAWT habbin et mai wai!!!
@@@@@@@!!!!11!!!!!!
@@@@@! five burgerz WB!
Frenz, my floofy caliko prolly finks hur naym iz: “DiniWutTehHail”!
williboi finks hiz naim iz StawpDat!!!
Mouse finks hurs is “knock it awf!” Not such a gud choice wen shez nomming plantz on hai shelf…
long time go(couple yrs) we had bc i named Mouse, also. outdoor cat off somewhere lse naow
>^;^<
Mai blakitteh, Audrey Violet prollee finks herz naym izz “Geddawftehbedspred”… oar “Gedowdatehgoggiefud”.
Mai tuxxiboi finks hiz name is Sammynono!
Shineee on his nek & purplee robe!! Hes awl dekked owt.
>^;^<
Hide him frum LCB! Him will nawt haz teh shinee foar lawng….
kitteh luuks lyke hii iz warin a purplol snuggie! Ai kno tehy haz dem fer goggies, cahn kitteh snuggiez bee far beehynd?
tho ai doant adbokate dressin kittehs in ‘gyant pink shaim shrowds’ mr. saunders reely duzznt seem tew mynd it
OMCC! ai just saw snuggies for goggies yesterday!
*sob* ai iz so out uv teh loop!
Yo adn mii bof, tessm!
Och, ai lubs dat gui adn hims aksent. Naow whar’s dat skwirrl grrl?
*SWOON*
… poor poor kitteh … iffn sumone wud puts sumfink laik dis on meh, ai wuds shred hims 2 peeces… eben wifowt pointeh ens *shudders*
but da dialect da gui speeks en is kwiet niec… wer’s dat from?
Sumware in teh norf uv teh UK Aifink.
Issa Skawtish aksunt, butt(!) Ai carnt be mor preesice tahn taht
fanks 2 da 2 ob uze… ai finkso ai habs 2 goes der sumdai… cud fawls en luv wif dis accint ^^
OOOH! ai did nawt see the purplol robe at nawt-sekkund!
Shiny and purplol is my too favorite colors!
Iz nawt onlee da kittehs dat likee da shiney — Dis weekweekweek end, onaa Caturdai mii dotter hadda herz nawt sekkond vollieball tourneemint and shee axed mii ta git stretchy materials to makee hair ribbons furr awl da gurls. She broughted both plain and shiny sparkolly wuns.. Awl da gurls (14 yeers oldee) went — ohh shiny! and tooked da sparlolly shiny wuns.
Wuz berry funnehs – deez toughee gurls reedy to kick butt onna da court – wif da big eyes and da happitalyes ober a strip of shiny materials to tie inna der hares!! Steel babbehs ifinkso …
Oahi ebreewun.
We ar still in Vienna. But going to bed sune. An getting up REEL urlee to go to teh hareport. Awl flying hoam tomorrow befoar teh sun iy up.
An we hav seen LOTS ov shineez. An eben bawted sum!
:whisspurs: is the shiny purple gemstone still thre or is in yr pokket, lcb??
just asxing.
>^;^<
LCB did u disamapear mai profile info or did ur kitteh eat it??? is eniwun else having trubbbl wit profiles today??
well (that’s a deeeep subject) gots to go now: workin 3rd shift tonight.
Bai,
>^;^<
frendz, heer iz a loliday greeting starring mai kitteh Tucker..az an elf.
Tuckerelf
hmmm…lemme tri agin…
Tuckerelf
an a festibe liddlol danse starring Murphyelf
doze be bery talented kittehs … maybe get dem an ajent?
I lub da purrsonalized mugs wif Murphy’s Elf mug onnem!! Awldoh — ihafta sez, da dancin elf wif daMurphy hed beez a leetol beet scary to mii.
ai gess it iz a lil kreepy
TeeHee — I maded wun wif mii Christmassy Abitar —
ht tp://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/ca28Y8RctSYBTh0XZ9Jw
Hrm … dis steel shows Murphy Cat — Oh wellz — wuz da funneh wif mii abneytar. i maded wun wif yer Abbeytar too BF — heem wuz doin da HipHop — wuz a cool dude!
tew sho mai kittehs bideo ai opend the emayo frum elfyerself and den coppied teh address tew poast heer. ai wud lyke tew see ur danse tew!
Strypee Keeng Kitteh
wantz Flaym Broyldz Cheezburgr! Nawtz
sillee cawrdboardz Craown!
Strypee Keeng Kitteh
will eeben tawlurrayt nawt
McDawnnulld’z French Fryz!!
Strypee Keeng Kitteh
awllso wawntz ekkstra thikk andz
Nommee Chokklitt Shayk!!!
Jack.
Donut furrgets da Bendy stwaw furr da shake — kittehs needz da bendy straws …
All hale bendy strawz…..
if iz not a bendy straw, i dont wnats it.
King me …wait thats crown me!
Bringest the burgers of cheez, lackey!
And wifakwikness!
Dyoo too teh credditcrunch tehre is oenlee wun King form teh Eest tihs Krissmuss – an Ai has brung Merrr, gold and…and…and Frank sent tihs!
*snert*
*snork*
*whypes tee of the screen*
LOLz @ “Bruger king” haha snort! snork!