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At leest dat wun iz werf habbin!
Ohain anni! Con-CAT-enayshunz aw gittin da tawp spawt uv da siks-wai makrumay! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt?
It’s neerlee tiem fur a glass uv sumfing, Aifink! Ai yooshulee hab a drop uv red whine `bowt naow fur mai helf… yep, dat’s it, fur mai helf!
*pours 2 glasses of Wiederkehr Cabernet Sauvignon 1978*
*hands one to annipuss*
Heer yar, anni!
*clinks glasses*
2 ur helf!
Thx Aahz! Dat iz an improobmint awn mai yooshuel soopermarkit red!
*heh* Bak inna dai win da stoarz heer startid habbin jinerrik stoar-brandid stufz, wun stoar naymded Kroger hadded deyz “Cost-Cutter” brand uv stufz. I steel ROFL win I fink uv deyz “Kroger Cost-Cutter Lambrusco”
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I nebber kood gitz enuff kurrij 2 trie it…
Ai jenrulle haz a vin de pays oar a non bintij claret. Dere iz wun whine heer cawled “Goats do Roam”
teihr iss wun soald heer taht izz a nympoart frum Awwstraylya – kawld “Fatt Bass turd” – ai bawt itz foar mai sonn the furst tym azz a joak bekaws teh naym wuz soe sillee, butt(!!)) itz nawt baddz atawll.
Dere aer sum beerz in TTI dat Ai can’t naem heer!
Dat rimynz me uv watt dey sedded n “Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl”…
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“Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?”
“I dunno — why is American beer like making love in a canoe?”
“It’s ____ing close to water.”
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*censored to keep it safe for the whole family*
Wye du Awstrayliuns cawl dere beer XXXX? Bicoz dey can’t spell beer!
Isle get yu Anni fur taht !!
* enniwai, its QLDers STN *
Ai wuddnt mynd gettin dat wun!
** Splort Alert Elebenty! Tyten ur CHRGz! **
Belly-floof, pinky-pinky-toepads, pinky noez, strechyficayshun …
*luuks away wiffakwikness!*
look away from the pinky toes, loook away!!
couldn’t resist, hahaha.
>^;^<
bai!
Ohai, AngelPlume. Yoo forgot to menshun teh adorable whyt whiskurs hangin down . . .
*gigglols; runsawayfast*
Adn teh prittee orinj stripeyz adn teh cyoot littul haff-open mouf and crooked-up bakk paw…
Ai wuzznt furgettin, juss hadda luuk away befoar … befoar …
*luuks away wiffakwikness!*
oderdu nao an git an frei kitteh wif ebery isshoo
typin fail
oredur
*whispurrs* oredur can also be lolfronch for
NOOOES! plz nawt to put kitteh insert inna garbidje!
Wai nawt. Mai kittehs lub tu plai inna garbij….Dat iz whai wii had tu hied the garbij inna broom klossit.
that wud get the circulashun up by elebenty gazillion!!!
I wood beez worried iffin da kitteh git asceered wen dey iz frowin da paperz onna da dwibewayz furr da delibery!! Hopez hee inna da berry middol sew haz lots ub paddin …
Butt — maebee dis kinda insertee wood walkee da paperz up to da porchee??? Maebee …
Doan be sillee – is kitteh, nawt goggie.
Wud riggul owt, cum up tu teh door, adn say
“Ohai der. Warez mai gushifuds? O yeh, adn derz a paypur owt der.”
ainfink ur rite deer – AP!
kitteh not be gud at delibbering papurs – aidonut finkso…
dey wud probbableh allreddy wrigglol out off teh papurr before it wus delibbered and either fight wif eech otter or be inna cudle pudle in the bottom of the bag….
Yeff, dat sownds ryt. Teh delibbery persun wud get tu teh bottum ob teh bag, see awl teh kittehs inna puddul, adn hafta goe back arown agin maykin speshul delibbereez ob kittehs.
Kittehs lyk teh speshul delibbereez.
Is moar sooted tu deyr purrsonaliteez.
*Fasepaw* I dunno whut I was finkin!!! Kittehs delibberin paperz … next fink wii wood kno der wood beez munnies fallin frum da skiez and udder eempossible fings happinin…. *shakes hed*
Oh luk, munnies, fawlin frum teh skies! *luks up; sees hunnert-dollar bills fallin lyke snowflakes; holds owt orinj paw to katch sum*
Sokay, elsa_mama. Dis is teh Krazy Munff – anyfing is forgibben.
So den, warez mai gushifuds?
Yoo kin habs sum ub da gushifuds wii feeds at mii haus — wood you likee a XL mausie or a Hyoogee Rat??? Maebee a leetol chickee oar jest sum meet chunckies – wuz da Mutton chucks dis mornin? Awl deez are berry gushi and iz da fuds mii kittehs eets… Dey purrfurrs da Mausie or da Rat. But da chickee bee better den meet chunkiez …
Papa lyks teh chikeez, but ai no lykee. Ai lyks teh fisheez beff.
The hyoogee rat sownz prittee gud, speshully iffn has lawng snaykee tayl dat goes swish! swish!
U moobs it fur meh, k? *umm-nom-nom-nom*
Fankeez! {{{EM}}}
Mii kittehs NEBBER eets da biggee rat’s tayle!! Dey awlwaes leeb it and wun ub da goggies finds it an sez “OOOOoooooo a biggie tayle” and CHOMPS it down … Mii goggies LUB da kittehs left obers yooshully crunchie stuffs, burgie feets and tayles and udder goggies yummies da kittehs no likee…
LOL! Ai wuddnt kno kuz Angie haznt figgurd owt dat the fings she chaysez ar gud tu eats wen dey stawps moobin.
Hur fabrit toi is string, so ai figgurd teh swishy tayl wud be teh ownly fing dat wud get hur attenshuns!
Mii kittehs nawt hab ta kachify da Rats (der no Rats inna mii haus!!!
) I gibs dem to dem awlreddy da ded — dey iz da raw feeded kittehs!
Ai has seen dem sumtymz in teh garaj, wich is a seprit bildin in teh bakk, adn has lotsa playsis ware rats adn fings can get in. Is owld adn prolly needs tu be rebilt, but no gots tym oar muneez fur dat.
Ai awlso fownd a ded wun in teh baysmint wuns, lyk mebbe Angie killifyd it, but it wazznt mangld oar et. Angie startid owt as a feral kitteh, but ai fownd hur (in teh loft ob teh garaj wiff hur siblings) wen she wuz ownly abowt 6 weeks owld, so aifink she lernt hao tu chayse fings but nawt dat deyz fud.
Wih noe haz teh ratses oar teh mowses (adn eeben ifz wih didded, mai kittehy nebber goez owtsied), butt(!!) tehre arr lawtsa liddlol lizzurdz adn kameel lions heer, adn okayshunlee a liddlol teeneeweenee wun getz inz teh howss – Audrey myt be hawtdiggetynifyed moats uv teh thyme, butt(!!) jus lett hur seez teh lizzurd adn shiz awf tu teh rayses untyl shih ketchifyes itz.
Iz beddurer dan doze purr-fyoom theengeez
Ai hayt does – moast perfumes gib me migrayne. Sumtiemz Ai haz had to put teh hole papur in teh resieklin bin wivowt reedin it.
Oh, ai am shur kitteh haz it’s own odur….
Eau de catnip, purrhapps ??
I fink if yu hold teh kitteh up to yur noze, yu will deafin-itley smell sumfin! Hand me teh snorgle snorkle…I’m goin in!!!
Setz out da dibe flag sews wii kin bee surez dat CrazyOld Lady gits bak out safetily … Kitteh snorgle dibin kin beez da danjermous!!
I hazta leeb purrtee soonz — kin sumwin keeps watch ta bee surez dat COL finishes up hers snorgol snorlke safitilee??? Dey just puts da dibe flag bak inna da dibe flag plase…
azz lawn azz itz nawt oh! teh litturboks!
Eau de hyooj manatee!
* snerk *
Chanel nummer Floof
O hai, Aahz. I b-leev i haz GMTA’d u. I reelee shud reed awl teh kawmentz b-foar I adz mienz.
bestest koopawn EBBUR!!
Dis naut goin in deh recycles1
We will re-uoos kitteh ober and ober agin!
Snorgle re-siklin!
cycle him ober mai way fur sum snorglin plzthnx!
Dis une naut goin in deh recycles!
belleh rubz!! nao plz
iz not a trap, i promiss!
liddul pinkee kitteh toesez!!!!!!
ooh! skwee!! an iz liddle bebbeh kitteh, so i bet thoze pinkie pinkie toepads iz all nice an skwishy-soft too!
Oh luk, theyr havin a sale at teh OBNP! Buy wun orinj stripe and git elebenty moar stripes FREE! Whut a bargin! *gits purse and koat, gets reddy to go shaoping*
splort
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Leeza’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*whew*
omygudness, thx anni…. tehy spring tehse things on u wif no warnings atall…. Ifinkso after teh cumulativ splorts since I has bin comin here, mabbeh all my brane cells has been recycled at one time or anotter…..
*sips choklit*
Butt jest fink how Kleenz dey bee since dey gitz a reglooar warshin!!
* putz awn teh yello rainsoot wif teh big hud adn teh snorglol snorklol *
Oh Hai SG. Ai nawt seez U fur a whiol. Ai maeked u teh pi…
Hoep U liek teh cocomunut kreemz.
* handz SG teh cocomunut kreemz pi *
ALERT! ALERT! PUBLIK SERVISS NOUNCEMINT!
any fans uv Simon’s Cat out there?
NOO Simon’s Cat video is up!
let’s try again… youtube.com/watch?v=VgmXrARr6aI
Thx tessm! Dat reelee maed me lol!
catch o teh day impuresson:
ur doin it rite!
i wuld lubs to catch wun ob thoze evree day! *crazee cat lady in trayning heer*
ooh, i likes taht wun better tahn teh purrfyoom inserts.
Oh Oh LM yoo shud makes a dancin elf wif yer Abitar piktur!!! Wood bee da berry funney wif da BEEG GREEN eyes!!! See da lastee LOL furr da linkee (in BF’s commint)
ooh, kool! *runz to luk*
lol, i did it:
heer it iz!
oops, that’s not mine, where’d it go??
heer it iz, for reel! (i fink)
(i emeowed teh video to myself an gotted teh corrkt – i hope – link frum teh emeow.)
Leest dis wun iz nawt awl perfyoomee. Stil mite mayk mah huzbind sneez tho.
oh, mebbe iz ad for allergee medisins!
Kood b! But if’n datz teh kays, I hoepz dey n-kloodz a free sampul.
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to wonphatcat, divakitty, an Mom2CatzNDemonz an evreewun else hoo haz aburfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif choklit icing, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle wind-up raysing reyndeers, kandee, and little buks ob holliday dot-to-dot pikshures to do!! wif bokses ob holliday-colurd crayns!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
attenshun, attenshun, teh burfday fairy wuld like to maek a speshul annownsement:
teh burfday fairy wuz very pleezed at teh response to teh happee burfday burfday fairy help teh aminlols challinje!! many aminlols wuz halped by yor gifts an donayshuns ob time an munnies an stuffs!!
now i wuld like to making a noo challinj to teh gud peeps ob cheezland, to cellybrate teh holliday seezon – an dis wun iz sooper-eezy! iz teh burfday fairy holliday frendly challinje!! wut it iz, iz wen yoo see a unansered commint by a noobie or sumwun yoo don’t know, reply to it!!
eben if yoo just sez, ohai, iz yoo noo heer, welkom to cheezland!! let’s let no noobie or de-lurking lurker go unreplied to, an all ob tehm get welkomd to cheezland an joyned in teh fun! taht will make teh fun times funner for evreewun. teh burfday fairy fanks yoo! 
oh, {{{burfdae fairy}}}!! u has teh bestest ideeas!
anudder eggselint idear Burfdai fairy!!!
*gose tu luk fro loanlee cawmints*
Kwiz: Iz ur bellee gettin enuf rubbinz?
1) no
2) no
3) no
4) no
if yoo choozed wun ob theez ansers yoo iz not getting enugg bellirubbinsz!
enuff, taht iz
kiotteh tinks he be Supercat – flying upsides downs….
eksept it rooins yor sooperhero misteek wen yor belleh gets snorgled, kitteh… *snorglesnorglesnorgle*
Oh yes, there IS an end to this insert.
20 pointy ends, in fact- 5 on each paw!
in taht case, i wants NO ENDZ! kthxowch
O. M. C. C.
I jes watchded teh bideyo awn teh prevyus lol.
**SWOON**
KA-THUNK!
I r ded now.
O Noes !! Red. iz dwon !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up Red’s branes an rinse dem wiv diet ginja beer*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed Red to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a beer*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez. Tihnk ob cleenin barfrooms, k?
Fanks, PB!
Teh kyoot kitteh wuz nawt wut gottid me.
It wuz teh man wif teh aksent.
Wot abowt an aussie axesint ?? * Lyke Hue Jackmin ? *
* PB duz nawt sownd lyk HJ *
Duz yoo has teh aussie aksent?
**hur axks wif an innerest**
Jes abowt enny aksent mayks me haz a week. Egg-sept foar Noo Ingurland aksents. (Nuffin relee rong wif dem, dey jes remynd me of my nawt-sekkund huzbin. Pleh.)
Ob corse !! Jus liek ebbreebuddy in enni kountry haz an axsent !
Moast aussies hab teh saim aksent, jus strawngr in teh kountry.
eg, “Owyergoinmate” * sed wivoutwabreak *
“Orritemate”
I has been tolded I has aksent, butt I nawt heer it mutch
. I kno it gets wurse wen I haz a mad. I get reel “twangee” den.
No, yu doan heer it conshesly, butt(!) yu wil heer it wen yu in Yoorp at teh hairport an sumwun wiv yor aksent iz torkin in teh hubub ob awl teh uvver languishes !! Wy? Coz yu got teh taim aksent !!
Frenz, wii hadda innerestin conbersayshun at werk 2day.
Wii wuz tawlkin abowt kissin.
Wun of my co-workerz sed hur finkso iz gross.
My response? “Hunny, ifn u finkso iz gross, iz nawt bein dun rite!”
Red, who needz a gud lawng lip-kwivverin, knee-bukklolin smoocheroo…
* PB snekes a peck awn Red’z cheek adn runsawaywivakwikness *
Fanks, PB. Dat wuz teh nyse.
ai haz bin dekameraytin teh hyooj Kissymowss treeeeee atz mai off iss tudae … adn yur kowmint haz maided mih wantz tu goe insurch uv sum mizzle toes …. *heer, mizzle toes … heer, mizzle toes … wair yu beez hyden?* …
I finkso I’m gonna rig up a hat dat hangz mizzle toez abuv my hed, den go up to awl teh Cheezmenz.
Put sum up at teh fyre haws next tu ur wurk. Den ring teh doorbell
Oooohhhhhh yessssh!
Teh fyre truk went owt dis afturnoon, an I sed, “Go to my howse an wate foar me! I be dere asap!”
Yu sed: “Ime awn fyre! Doan put mi owt!”
I like this issue.
how manee ob theez speshul ishues duz tehy hab eech yeer?
I bet kitteh smellz alot bedder den teh stinkee purrfyoom samplols dat get stuk inna magazeens.
Eau de Chat sowns rawng, aifinkso !!
Butt, Sarah an Dini yooshulee smell gud.
Besydez, haz yoo smellifyed sum of dat fansee purrfyoom? Pleh.
I kin see it now….
Instrukshunz: Rub a liddlol tabbeh behyn eech eer.
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Frenz, I gotta go do lawndreez. Pleh.
See y’all inna cuppla howers, I finkso.
TTFN.
Hopin kitteh wuznt skwished too flat in teh mgzine – luks liek teh pop-up kind. Yu can see teh crease wher kitteh was folded down teh middul.
Ai dunnawt cayr whut teh maguzeen iz abowt, ai iz syning up fur ay subskriptshun!
Not one, single comment in human English (until this one). hmmm, either the cats are getting really adept at typing or the humans are losing it.
kootest isert ai ever seen.why wood u fro way?