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Pweeze Santa….
U dun didded it agin, anni! Anuvver tawp spawt uvva makrumay! Haow U wanna sillybrayt DIS tym? Milk n cukkeez?
Yiss plz – wull be off 2 bed in haff an ower!
*pours tall glass of ice-cold milk*
*pulls cookie sheet out of oven*
*puts fresh warm cookies on anni’s plate*
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Heer yar! Injoi, n nytee-nyt!
Thx! Nomnomnom slurp!
ai has benn rehmiss een awfrun mai conga ratz!
Dass OK! Ai’ll furgib u dis tiem!!!
Santa wuz NYS dis yeer!!1!
awww skweee!!!!
Splort warnin!!!!
dasha, danca, pranca, vicksun, komet, kupud, donna, blitshun!
Ore Doh, Ray, Mii, Fah, So?, Lah, Tii, Doh
musiklol kittehz1
(hiya, catena!)
Ohai, kitkay! congarats awn yur goggie!!!
fangs, catena!
Fa La Kyoot!
Deck teh Hawls wiff boughs ob kittehz!
Santa gawt diskownt bcuz awl saim kulur. but du want.
Ohai, frmawgs! awl culorz is teh wunnerfull! Dis won, too, ai juss gotted mii a noo goggie hoo beez dis kolur! A big yeller Labby hoo kneeded a noo home Yippee!!!
conga rats on teh new goggie kitkay!
Konga Ratz Kitkay. Ai gotted mai yello lab when sumwun ‘bandund him inna countree. Wuz teh bad ownur, but iz teh beautimus goggie.
Labbies R teh bestest! I had a lellol won, to, dat i inherited frum my Volks’ Varm seberlol yrs ago. Dad gotted hymn frum a PAWND! Peepz abandon teh pore goggies whin dey “misbehave”, sted ob traying dem whut 2 doo, ifinkso. Marty is berry rambumpcus-lyke, an bee needing 2 B teechified, butt is a sweetsweetsweetsweet goggie!
Ohai,{{{{{Kitkay}}}}} . sum dem fur da labby tu. ai uze tu has a yeller dawg tu. match mai harez at da tiem (gray now nd dawgie gon tu brij)
Deze kittehz ar saim kulur az dawgie. She lukd liek buddurstawch surp awn tawp ub banila aiscremez.
Ooooo, nummy! *slurp, slurp, slurp* *pants, waggs tayle happily*
Teh Chogglayte wons R gud, too. And teh Blakk wons! Akchewally, ai had plant 2 gits a blakk won, but Marty kame up and wiggloled hymns way N2 my Lyfe.
Did yoo noes dat teh blakk goggies gits ‘dopted last? Same wiff kittehz! Ai dont unnerstand dis. Baysmint kittehz R SO Bee-YOOT-iflol!
Dat semez stranj. Grankidz had wun blak nd wun yelur labz. blak wun wuz muxh smrater nd beddur .
blakk iz teh “reel” Labz kolor; teh lellow and chogglite wons came N2 teh jene pool layter, I redd. And, BTW, ai dont hassta habbs teh purrbreed, eeder; juss lubbs dis type ob dogg purrsonality. I hadda blakk Lab mixt whin I wuz a kiddlet whom I deerly lubbed!
fangs! {{{{{{grmawgs}}}}}}}}}} awl teh colurz is teh best! and ai dew lyke gray hare, tew! Ai onlee hass sum, not awl gray yet. Grey hare (and wite) luks cool! B-menber Merlol Streep on “Teh Debil Wares Prada”?)
Congaratsulaytuns onna new goggie! I has a big fat chawklit lab name Rocky. Him iz 5-6 yrs. I ‘dopted him frum ?ladee? on Craigslist. She no take gud keer of hims, an himz poor little earses were SOOO infected you could smell them acrost da room! Pleh! Da v-e-t said dey wuz like dat for months. Oh, I hads da hissy! Him iz such a gud boi, silly, sweet an funny! I jes lubs him so much!
Oh, mai nu cheeze frens, please to be sendin da beems for my udder(?) goggie, her is Chihuahua, 14 yrs. and I am fearin her tyme to cross the brij will be soon. I only has had her 4 yrs. butt(!) she be da lub of my life. Neber has I had a goggie to lub me so much. (sowwy, I has da leaky eyes nao cant see letters good) Enyways, iffn you could beems, please. Kthx {{{{cheezefrens}}}}} I no I has no been here long, butt(!) I lurkered for long tymes an I feel I noes you all, and (LOLspeak off) you all are the nicest people I have ever not met. You are so warm and welcoming to everybody, and for someone like me, well, I appreciate you soo much. Thank you.
ok, thanks for all the good wishes and beems. We really appreciate it.
Ayt littlol kittehs
Awl snugz in a row…
Ai’z shoor der be toe-pads
Awn eech pinky toe.
Derz laffs adn derz gigglols
Adn skweeee!z wiff delyte
Wen peeplz cum petz dem
Awn dis wundermus nyte.
nawt sekkund won sed tu teh uddaz
role ova! role ova!
sew dey awl rowld ova…
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-SPLORT
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up LCB’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
* Putz teh shinee fing awn the string just where LCB can bat it frum teh comfee chayr *
argh! nestun fale!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCSlay!!!
*sweepz up awl teh LCB branes an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun adn splashus wif Santahz majuk dust*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassens wiff dekratib redd-adn-wyte dukkee taep *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG*
*Leeds LCB to teh splort recubbery lownj nexx tu teh festif treez and wraps inna floofy starree blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit rayndere wyel kwyahs sing Oholeeniet*
Dere, rest a while an tink abawt teh Janueree billz!!
Da chillunz awl nessuld awl snug n deyz bedz
Wyl vishunz uv kittykats dansdansdans n deyz hedz.
I’ll take da reelee cute tan one wiff da brown eers an nose….oh….da cute one in da stawking!
Awww, teh cyoot!
*SPLORT*
annuda won biytz teh dust!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCSlay!!!
*sweepz up awl teh KKC braynes an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun adn splashus wif Santahz majuk dust*
hmmm….mebbee eh lawt awf dust fur dis won!
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassens wiff dekratib redd-adn-wyte dukkee taep *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG*
*Leeds KKC to teh splort recubbery lownj nexx tu LCB unda teh festif treez and wraps inna floofy starree blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit rayndere wyel kwyahs sing Cellun catz wii haf herd awn hi*
Dere, rest a while an tink abawt teh Janueree billz!!
Tank u, catena! That recuu was sew quick!
yur welkum, KKC! ar yu neuw tu teh cheezland?
O no…AI has been here before!
ai has nawt benn ehroun den! ai jus sens yu eh cheezfrens rekwest!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCSlay!!!
*sweepz up awl teh LCB branes an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun adn splashus wif Santahz majuk dust*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassens wiff dekratib redd-adn-wyte dukkee taep *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG*
*Leeds LCB to teh splort recubbery lownj nexx tu teh festif treez and wraps inna floofy starree blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit rayndere wyel kwyahs sing Oholeeniet*
Dere, rest a while an tink abawt teh Janueree billz!!
ooh, ooh, santa!! i haz been very gud, i kan haz plz?
TeeHee LM — I lub yer dansedansedansin elf …
dis iz a repeet, i repeet, dis iz a repeet frum teh last LOL:
attenshun, attenshun, teh burfday fairy wuld like to maek a speshul annownsement:
teh burfday fairy wuz very pleezed at teh response to teh happee burfday burfday fairy help teh aminlols challinje!! many aminlols wuz halped by yor gifts an donayshuns ob time an munnies an stuffs!!
now i wuld like to making a noo challinj to teh gud peeps ob cheezland, to cellybrate teh holliday seezon – an dis wun iz sooper-eezy! iz teh burfday fairy holliday frendly challinje!! wut it iz, iz wen yoo see a unansered commint by a noobie or sumwun yoo don’t know, reply to it!!
eben if yoo just sez, ohai, iz yoo noo heer, welkom to cheezland!! let’s let no noobie or de-lurking lurker go unreplied to, an all ob tehm get welkomd to cheezland an joyned in teh fun! taht will make teh fun times funner for evreewun. teh burfday fairy fanks yoo! 
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dis iz teh end ob teh repeet, i repeet, dis iz teh end ob teh repeet! fank yoo very muchly.
Veri gud idear BF!!! I member how itimidated I was wen I nawt-sekkund started commenting. I was welkomed wif open arms an happitayle greetings.
Oh noes! Each wun ob dems has behbeh kitteh in dems!!!
Too muches floofs!!! Ai has foolf oberlode!!!! Blargh! Ai are ded!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up DchDT’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fank yous Anni. Dats way muches moar floofs dan meh brayn can handlol.
Oh Santa! Dis iz teh bestest krissmas eber!!!
ahem….
ai maid an hollydaze lol………….
ht tp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2956925952
LOL willy boy! ai will hafta build a fire for mai kittehs!
Ohai{{{{wb}}}] ratzafratz! surbur iz tu bizy tu sho me yur lol. nd ohai Chey. wilkum tu owr fun plais.
hai!:)adz thx
Ohai, WB, ai coodnt c it eether, will try agin.
Surbur skwirlz ar tired naow nd nedez a rst. Aifinkso no nu lol fur naow. Dat sownz liek a gud resipee fur brunch. Ai gawt resipee fur a krismes caik tudai emayo . se if ai ken rite it tu shair tumoro.
Iz benz gudz!canz i havz onz?plez?:)
ohai chey! you can has lotsa kittehs! *arranges for kitteh garlands to be hung at chey’s playce*
Ohai, Chey! dont bleev ai noes yoo *Xtinds floofy pa ob frenship* *clikks on bloo naym 2 “fren” chey* *fynds “AOL”* *skratches hed* *gibbs chey kittehz and frenzchip NE way*
want-want-want-want-want…oh waite…kitteh hooman master sez…silly hooman..YOU NO WANT…..she iz minion of basement cat…i must obay….sigh….no suqeein r splortnz allowed……..
yoo must obeying, taht iz why yoo iz teh slave an not teh kitteh!
thxz u gammacat!uz ar soo nic!!
lolz i sorriz abouz teh aolz thingz!:o *takz pa shakz sorriez lolz
s’okay, chey! *whispurrs* yoo can clikk “reply” and yore coments will nest unnder teh udder commint
lol k thx!:D iz newz her!:) thx againz!
That iz wat I want in my stockin pleez!!!
ai sai me tew, but mai kitteh overloads would sai “DO NAWT WANT!!! tew humans are barely enuff to serve us!”
lolz
I hasta agree wif you GC. Barely keepin up wif da chores uf myne 3kittys!
Iz late agin..aways miss teh new LOLs an spend teh dai ketchin up!! Verry niz of annipus an catena to put branes back.
ohai fireRN1. teh catching up iz hard, iz so much to reed! annipus an catena duz graet jobs, tehy are reel porfeshunals at teh braynsplort reskyoo!
Ai maeked sumfin foar teh holidaze tu!! Ai gotted a nu recipe frum my mommacat, so heer it is:
/lolspeak off
Christmas Egg Brunch Dish:
*8 slices of buttered bread, cubed
*6 eggs beaten
*2 1/4 cups milk
*1 teaspoon salt
*1 teaspoon dry mustard
*1 cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese (or more, if you like)
*1 lb. sausage, browned, drained and cooled
Fold all ingredients together and refrigerate overnight. Pour into ungreased 13X9 dish and bake at 325 for 1 hour or until set and browned.
/lolspeak on
She maeks dis every year for Krissmas…es berry yummy!
Iz coming to your house Jeremy!
I made a similar version using cinimon rayzin bread and omitting da cheez (gasp!) and musterd. Powderd shuger or maplol syrip on top.
I will be at your house in the afternoon. LOL.
YUM!
Sumtimez I put pear slices in. *nods* and nutmeg.
Dis sownds nummy – I makes halfsies
*whispers* Use smaller baking dish and check after 1/2 the time.
Ohai, Jeremy! I wuz thinkin ob yu todai, did yur kittie come homes? I hopes sew!
Oh yesh, she did…ai gotted her bak in teh cage teh same day ai almost losted her, and I haz teh battlol scars tu proove it. She bited mai hand, butt(!) she iz awl better nao.
Izyur bitted hand okeh now, Jeremy? No nasti infekshums, Ai hoap?
ai be bakz
see yoo later!
Teh Itteh Bitteh StawkinStuffr Committeh…DO WANT!
Ooooh, Santy Paws, pweeze tu brings teh lil floofy stawkin stufferz! Aifinkso dey iz teh lil siameezes, if yu pleezes!
stocking stuffers sufferers would have been more adequately
Splort tiemz EIGHT!!