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U see nuffing.
conga rats, red!
Fanks, Catena.
Wii hazza fwee way tye!
plz 2 knot b playing in teh fweeway, kthnxbai.
oh, an conga-ratz, red!
Whutchameen? Ai see lawtsa leefs, adn brancheez, adn stuffs!
U blynd oar sumfin?
U werk foar enuf dokturs an copz, u lern to “see nuffin”.
Sry, I mist yer comment, Redd; I was lookin da other way.
Wee Hoo red!! Conga rats awn yur nawt sekkund!
Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund! *Offers rhsb a brown knee*
O yez eet iz!
an conga ratz 2 catena and pj, tew! Pritty strypy kitteh iz teh won wii want! pritty grene i i’s look lyke leefs pritty stryppy gray furrz blend inn wiff branches, butt widdlol wite nosey-mouffy iz too key-yoot 2 b a plant!
O fanx, yippee!! I agreeee…watta hansum boy kitteh! Sumtimez u can juss tell by da lookz.
AT HIMZ FACE!! Sheese, watcu fink I meant?
Nuffin to see hear!
Nuffin tu hear, see?
Wat?
NUFFIN TU … oh, nebber mynd.
speek up! ai gots my tung twisted around my EYE teef and cant here a werd yous sayin!
I meenz, ai cant SEA a wurd yore saying!
eh nod iz es gud es eh wink tu eh blynd hoars.
lolz
ohai agin, chey. ai keeps klickin awn yur bloo linkee name, but cannot find yur profile. ?????
idk y iz relly “cowboymycat”butz i cantz chat wif it!:o
ai donut unnerstan? wuld like to noze yoo beddar, but cannawt fine yoo! ize always lookin fur gnu frens, an hazn’t seen yoo befoar. schmooz!
um, duz yoo haz a ichc profile? cuz, taht shuld werk! iz a tootorial awn cheezpress to eggsplayne…
lik my usernamez iz cowboymycat rellyz butz i have to bez putz down az a giest!
never mindz!i gots it!
pleez clikkee awn my bloo name an send a fren rekwest?
Hey stranger in da bush {{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}}}
ohai, 5E! ai haz missed yoo. glad to see yoo are thriving!
haz nawt bin too gud, iz kachin ebbryting taht goze around, and teh tr0ll, well, will try to have lcb post update awn teh cryer after we goze to teh dr. tomorrow. hoping ebbrybuddy iz doing gud, ai hazta go naow, schmooooz!
Awl kittehs ar Jedi masturs. Adn Zen masturs.
Face it, we is teh masturs. Peryods.
dis kitteh haz teh nin-jah skillz…numbchuck skills, bowstaffskills,…
awlso teh fensing skillz…hymnz an I-Vee leeg kitteh!
uz on skillz kitteh!
Yes, mai furrie ovurlord.
Lukylee ai iz teh wun in charj inna mai howse sinz awl ai haz rite noa iz 2 goggies.
Well den, dis is teh kitteh you has bin luuking fur.
(be shoor tu chek ur handbag befoar gettin intu teh kar)
*luks in handbag*
Hay! Whut’s tihs dewwing inna heer?
Wacha got in der, keshet?
Aftur dinnur mynts
Bloo eenk pin
Chewyng gumz
Dymes
E…
Eaglols, five ob dem
Few coins
Gabby da cellfone
H…
Hanki
iFone (nawt reelly)
Juju froots
K…
Kleenex
Lipstick
Milk duds
New driver’s lissenss!
O…
Offycial Mystic Order of Arachnid Vigilance card
Pynk sunglassys
Qtyps
Rubbur bandz
S…
Spare hidden 20
Trailmix
Underwares???
V…
Vynul eemurguncie rayn ponch
Wallut (empti uv corse)
Xhedurin
Y…
Yeller umbreller to go wiff da rayne ponch
Ziploc bag of goggie bickits, incase you cumacross a gog.
No kittehs? No purrs?
No kyoot littul wiskurs?
Sad.
Well, than, AP, let’s see wat’s in yer wallet…
It iz sad. Ai iz curruntli kittehless. Ai frend haz offured mi wun uv hur owtdoor kittehs whu tuk ay leiking tu mi wen ai visuted. Ai told hur tu bring Mooch wif hur neggst tyme shi komes tu Calyfornya.
u can go abowt ur bidness
Buuttt…dis IZ the kitteh I haf been lukkin for! Izza luffly kitteh! Wif dignity! Altho I suspect der ar pointy ends, tu.
Move along tis is not the kitteh you looking for carosue.LOL you are mistaken. psssst kitteh may lunge at you.
A roaz wud nawt be a roaz wiffowt forns, so…
Butt teh roaz wuld smells bettur wif less furtullyzur.
Stelf kitteh is stelfee.
Dis kitteh luk likee a Mountain Lyon!!! Hopes hee stayz hiding …
I fink the same ting….its eyes are feral?
It duz, but ai wuz surpryzd dat teh reel wuns has rownd pyoopuls.
So u is sayf, cept ob kors fur teh yooshyooal poyntee-ends.
Are you sure angelPlume? * 5 eags gets running shoes on*
yeff
Sumwunz fingaz stuk awn teh trigga !! * shuttabug *
Its heem white nosenosenosey dat makes mee fink LYON!!!!!
**gets inna car, jes in cayse**
Gud eyedeeah!
Ai nawt fink iz reel mowntin lyon. Iz nawt big enuf tu be teh grownup mtn lyon. Adn nawt haz teh tufty harez uf teh bebeh lyon.
aifinkso iz just teh lyon cullured hawscat wut iz playin lyon.
Hunh! ai luk obur nd seez “surburz ar tu tyred nd fawtso no nu lol but heer it iz. yay!
Yay !! Skrirellz kepe duin a gud job nd heer wi awl ar !!
Ya gawt teh ransum ?? Huh ?? Huh ??
Wotyumeen yu kant carrie elebenty cheezburgaz nd wun kamra ? !!
adn don furget teh nip.
Yesh, yesh, nippon bak foar taht, k?
Teh kitty wif da v-e-t appointment iz down da street.
hai!sorri i waz oinz brbz lolz
hanz onz iz gotz kitteh danc movz lolz i luffz tis song!!:D BRB kitteh out (4 a minte)
k iz bie bak!:D lolz
*psst* dis be messij-board, nawt chat-ruum.
yahs iz bez jk
tahts ok. peeples come an go all teh time. iz commint bord, not live reel-time chat-room, so yoo kan coming an going an catch up wif whats going on wen you get bakk. also meens it kan taking peeples a wile to anser yoo, so just be payshunt.
I is a hedge.
carniborous heggie keeps teh pestz away!
Snurk!
Kitteh iz ninja frum teh Tick??
?
“Clebur gurl!”
…an dats when de attac coems. nawt frum teh frunt, but frum teh sidez…frum teh ober two lolcats u dident eben no wuz dere!
THOZE are teh kittehs yoo shuld hab been luking for.
dis iz a repeet ob teh repeet, i repeet, dis iz a repeet ob teh repeet.
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dis iz a repeet, i repeet, dis iz a repeet frum teh last LOL:
attenshun, attenshun, teh burfday fairy wuld like to maek a speshul annownsement:
teh burfday fairy wuz very pleezed at teh response to teh happee burfday burfday fairy help teh aminlols challinje!! many aminlols wuz halped by yor gifts an donayshuns ob time an munnies an stuffs!!
now i wuld like to making a noo challinj to teh gud peeps ob cheezland, to cellybrate teh holliday seezon – an dis wun iz sooper-eezy! iz teh burfday fairy holliday frendly challinje!! wut it iz, iz wen yoo see a unansered commint by a noobie or sumwun yoo don’t know, reply to it!!
eben if yoo just sez, ohai, iz yoo noo heer, welkom to cheezland!! let’s let no noobie or de-lurking lurker go unreplied to, an all ob tehm get welkomd to cheezland an joyned in teh fun! taht will make teh fun times funner for evreewun. teh burfday fairy fanks yoo! 
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dis iz teh end ob teh repeet, i repeet, dis iz teh end ob teh repeet! fank yoo very muchly.
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dis iz teh end ob teh repeet ob teh repeet, i … oh, nevvermind
Wot yu bean eetin taht kepes yu repeetin … ??
razzbakatyu
* .. awld turm fur burps .. *
finkso i needs sum rolayds or tumz
veddy intedesteng…
omai, i rebember watching taht guy on laff-in wen i wuz kidlet.
Hi had teh jurmin helmit, frawm memrie
Waz teh great Arte Johnson, aifinkso.
Oh, yesh….ai faond teh laff-in exerp…eksep…bits awn teh U-toob. Sew meeny happytayl memmrieees! *sighs littlol happee sigh* Iz stil jus az ufny az it wuz in teh oald daze.
Very interesting; butt(!!) nawt funi.
**Red baks up to a door-frame an starts wigglolin**
Halp! I has teh itchees! My bak iz relee itchee an I has teh dry-skin itchees awn my legz!
**skratch skratch skratch skratchskratchskratchskratch**
Stawp it! Yer makin me itcheee tooo! It’s nawt even winter yet.
Sowwy.
Sowry yu iz teh ichee! Wuld ay soothyng oatmeel baf halp?
I dunno. Nebber tryed it.
Ai hazzunt eethur, butt ai hearz it halps.
*Sendz ynms over to Redd’s place fer quality back scritichinz. (ms stands fer metro-seccs ulls. Straite guys wiff nice manicurels an other gud hygenes.)
Ummmm…..nawt to be pikkee, butt I nawt relee lyk metro-sekshualz.
Guies dat spend moar tiem in frunt of mirror den I do? No fankyoo.
True, butt gud nails is implolrtant fer backscritchinz…
Oar….bedder yet…..secksee guies to slathur loshun awl ovur me.
How bowt lotioon wiff nails! *Yearns*
Mebbe. Oar at leest loshun wif gravvlols. Dat way, teh gravvlols skratch wen teh loshun iz rubbed in.
Wud gibs u a nexfolyashuns too, tho u wud be awf to a rockee start…
I finkso I’m goin to bed. Mebbe ifn I get to sleeps I nawt remembur how itchee I iz.
**grabz hare-brush an heds to bed**
Nite, Redd, drink lotza water and maybe buy a humidifier. Srsly.
Halps a liddlol.
* mashuz up seberal walnut shells wif teh big hammur.
Mixify dem in teh gud smelly lowshun *
Okai rhsb. Tu teh NB, Ai can fixify yur icchee bak wif a nawt so kwikness.
** whispurs tu red…** Ai probloly cuud fixify it wif a kwikness, but what fun iz dat?
Wale, HALLO hansum!
I has teh in-somm-nee-yuh too. Finkso u can halps wif dat too?
Howzabout wii sendz over some speshul kitteh-sized LoofahBoots (TM, Patentz Pending) to put on teh kittehz, so that Red adn PJ can have teh kittehs do teh scratchinz? (Teh LoofahBoots has softee leather coverz inside for teh kitteh toe padz adn pointy enz to be protekted, adn the palm/sole partz is loofah stuffs foar nyse scritching of itchy hoominz. Now all we needz izza manufakturererer… )
I don’t no bowt yer kittehs, butt mine ar nawt gonna ware bootz!
Wen I wazza kidlet my dad made some waxpaper boots fer Abbey..(mom’s upitiy meaan atitood cat)
Abbey dis NAWT fink it was funi! She nawt like snow wiffout boots either.
Yeh, some kittehs are funni abowt clothings. We hadda kitteh yeerz ago taht barely would even tolerate a collar… adn when Mrs. Lungdoc tried to put him inna harness thing (for safetee when walking onna leesh owtside), even tho it wasn’t tite, kitteh would get a funni glazed look in his eyez, walk backwardz abowt three steps, then flop over onniz side adn moan lyke he waz paralyzd.
Ai’m afrayd yur rite… teh kitteh LoofahBoots are prolly a non-starter. Too bad. (Outa curiositeez Ai Googloled LoofahBoots to see if there waz annithing real wif that name; adn found out there’z a bath-shop called Boots that sells loofah mittenz… nearly same fing… just needz two pairs of teh extra-small size, aifinkso… )
my tora-kitteh hoo disappeered (teh bruvver ob my shiro-kitteh hoo iz walking arownd teh wurld) luvd hiz collar. him luked liek him felt so spiffy in himz nice collar. had a big prowd ob it. tehn wun day him losted it owtside and before i culd getting him a noo wun a fyoo weeks later him disappeered.
now i haz a sad
We all miss teh furry bebbehs when they leave us, oyesh. Praps kitteh iz adventurin… Prolly come bakk wiffa tattoo adn a sheepish grin one of these daiz, aihopeso. **Sends wishes for safe adventurez to teh wanderin kitteh**
{{{{{{{lunarmommy adn famblee}}}}}}}
HEY GUYS
Ohallo, palooza, how u b ?
GOOD IZ REALLY BOARD RIGH NOAW
Why don’t u go thru old lols. Derz hunnertz ofum. B berry intayning.
yep, hit teh “random” button an see wut comes up!
**Red comez staggerin in, wif hur mussed-up hares an warin hur pee-jays**
I nawt can sleep.
Ohai Red! Itchez keepin yu awaik, or other stuffs? *Offerz cup of warm camomomomomill tee, wiffa drop of teh virtual brandy innit*
hallo lungdoc
Ohai!
hoawz ar you
Fine, thnx! Good to hear that yu fixt yur sploded computer!
Ohai, Lungdoc.
I finkso iz teh itcheez, alawng wif uthur stuffs.
Fanks foar teh bevridj.
Iz yoo awn call agin?
hallo rhsb
Nope, nawt awn teh call tonyte. Catchin’ up awn teh paperworkz after teh call-weekend. (Adn goofing off wif teh cheezfriends, natch.) Ai can sympathize wif yur itcheez.. Ai has to takes some niacin pills adn occasionallee getz teh side-effek wif teh flushing adn itch… wowie! Moastlee okeh, tho. Monday wazza PITA at workz, Ai gatherz?
Werk – no moar den yooshual.
I tuuk Niacin wunse. It maded me flush relee bad! It luuked lyk I gotted badbadbad sunburn.
reely did it hurtz liek a sunburn too
Nope, butt I cud feel teh heet radyatin awf my face.
Sometimez yu can block teh flushing effekt by taking aspirin abowt 30 min. before teh niacin; but that’s just for teh plain niacin pillz. Teh onez Ai take are teh slow-release– adn so Ai don’t kno when teh flushing/itching will come, iffit doez (luckilee, mostly it doesn’t). Nawt bad reelee. Diffrnt foar diffrnt peeplz.
oh hai mai cumputer aspoaded but fix it naow so i iz back yay
Ohai, palooza.
Sowwy to heer abowt ur pyootur gettin borked.
iz ok naow i fix it wiht gelue and tapez
No dukky tayp, cote hangurs, an WD-40?
Der, I fixt it.
U see dat website? Iz teh hilaryus!
Yesh, I did and it is! Lotsa duckey tapez!
tank yuo …i haz a choclatez pie want sum??? itz got nip in it too
WHO WANTZ SUM CHOCLATZ PIE WIT COOLHWIP AND A BANANANANANANA SMOOHTIE
I do! I do!
herez you goz
*gibbs bananana smoovie to LM*
ew ew ew ikky poo!
*gibs banananana smoovie bakk to pj*
*putz some oj an stralbrerries* Now try!
i’ll take teh oj an starwberreez, yoo kan keeps teh bananananz.
choklit pi wif koolwip sownds gud, hold teh banananana smoovie tho, i haz a straynj an powerful loathing ob banananas. i eeted lots ob tehm till i wuz 1 1/2 yeerz old, tehn wun day went “pleh, gross” an haznt volunteerily eeted wun in teh 45 yeerz sinse tehn.
i kan haz peech-blooberry smoovie insted?
sure herez you goz wun peech-bloobery smoohte
mmm, fankies! iz purrfekt bedtime snakk
*nomnomnom slurpslurpslurp*
okay, time to wash teh dishes and go to bed. nitey nite cheezfrends!
does eneybody herez goz to teh webshite called foopets iz goz dere and i hazza basement-cat named tom
Alrite, I’m gonna try to go to sleep agin. Wish me luk!
Oh, an wud sumwun tayle my naybur dat iz tiem to be teh kwiet? Teh wallz heer iz nawt thik an I Kin heer him tawlkin lowdlee.
Nite, frenz!
*Shows pointy ends to Redd’s naybur* *Yells SHUDDUP!*
Ohai, rhsb! Iz I cwazy, oar iz yoar abbytard diferant? Wot happeneded to it?
i haz to goz ill be back latrz help yurself to sum chocolate pie or a banananananana smoovie ok bye
bye!
READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH-
THE THIS DOG
THE IS DOG
THE HOW DOG
THE TO DOG
THE KEEP DOG
THE AN DOG
THE IDIOT DOG
THE BUSY DOG
THE FOR DOG
THE 25 DOG
THE SECONDS DOG
NOW READ IT WITHOUT THE WORDS THE AND DOG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
LOLLL
Love the Star Wars Reference.
These are not the droides youre looking for, move along.-Obi-Wan Kenobi
u dont need to see mai identification…