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Finkin deep thorts!
Kitteh iz Jack Handy?
Hoo hee?
Jack Handey is a humo(u)rist. (clicky mai nayme) whu’z wurk wuz feetured on Caturdai Nite Lyve.
Clicky nayme fur offyshul syte.
Ai lib in Ingerland, so nawt akwaintid wiv `merican telibishun!
Iz ok, evvurry dai wi iz alyve wi gits tu lurn sumthyng gnu.
Bsides, if der waz Saturday Nite Live in TTI it wood b Sunday Morning…
An Ai wud prollee be asleap!
Hoo-Hoo ar U?
Hoo-min? Whazzat?
Frum Hoo-ville? Warezat?
Hoo goz there?
Hoo rai fur AngelPlume & Annipuss fur hazzing teh kwikkwik fingurz!
We is awf tu teh booteek fur sum hyoooooj owl-shaypd mugs!
AP singin wun of my fabrit songz? Linkee
U know it, baby-cayks. Datz sum reel myoozik der.
(ai is dayting maiseff agin, izznt ai?)
Iz alrite, AP.
I LUBS me sum Who.
Bee-sydez, u prolly nawt DAT mutch oldur den me.
Ai turnd foar dis yeer! (fur Papa, multiply by 12)
Foar me, 43 iz faszt approachin.
PHHHHHTTTT! I will be (shudder) *50* in March. Nao dats old!
Gud myoosik iz tymeliss.
Dating yerself is sooo much moar entertaining dan sum ub teh stoopy alternatives…. *snurt*
Sew iffen ai buyz maiself dinnur iz ai obli…oblyg…duz ai hafta sleep wif maiself?
*goze tu chek cunstrukshun uv keshet wing fur teh NB*
Iz Mensa-Lolcat
Aifink kitteh haz bin wachyng tu mush Shrek.
Wun can NEBBUR watch too much Shrek!!
Kitteh finking uv fyndin gurlfren To whit, to woo!
Wiff doze iyz adn dat seryus egspreshun, Hoo kud say no?
towhit to woo, towhit, to woo
in teh jungle teh mitey junglol, teh lion sleeps at nite♪
oh wait…
Gibs a Hoot!! Doan’t puhloot!!!
I need to hang dis sine at werk.
Stoopy co-irker needz sum Gas-X foar Krismiss.
Mebbe kitteh knowz how menny likks it tayks?
Takes ta wut??? Nudge Nudge Wink Ubda Aye … *walks off to da NB*
Wayle, I wuz referrin to teh owld Tootie Pop commershul….
ub curse yoo were!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Phat_cat an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday cakes, fluffy anjulfud caeks wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif snoglobes wif byootiful forest seens an sparkly snowz, toy remote-control flying owlz, kandee, an puffy snoman stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Ohai, bf!
U nebber tayks teh bakayshun, do ya? U iz fulla awsum an win foar doin dis.
Happitayle Birfingday, Phat_cat!
**grabz fudjy caek an runswifakwikness**
Whut, is der no moar Sunday krokay wiff teh tawkin troll-hedd bawls?
It has bin a whyl sins ai bin owt awn teh feeld, ai’z feelin rusty.
Has der bin lotsa trolls laytly? Ai haznt seen enny (datz a gud fing!).
Eben still, derz plenty ob owld classiks heer awn teh rakk.
*Pikks up a mallit, tayks a green bawl frum teh rakk*
Deez green wuns arnt tu bad – deyz ownly tryin tu be helpful.
We cawl dem caretrolls. Dey fink we duzznt cayr bowt kittehs.
*WHAKK!* …… …… … … … .. .. .. .. .. .. . . . . . . o
O deer! Nebber feed choklit tu kittehs! U ar kruel, kruel peeps!
Aifink dey duzznt get teh joak, oar doan kno hao tu be funneh.
Deze bloo wuns ar similur. Dey fink we needs tu be edjumikaytid.
*WHAKK!* …… …… … … … .. .. .. .. .. .. . . . . . . o
Datz nawt akshuly a kitteh, is reely a rayr kynd ob fox dat libs…
Teh imfurmayshunul troll iznt beri funneh. Dis nawt Wiki, ykno.
At leest deyr nawt nastee, lyk deez red insult-troll bawls.
*WHAKK!* …… …… … … … .. .. .. .. .. .. . . . . . . o
Kwit teh stoopy bebbeh-tawk! U mayk my braynz hurt U stoopy idjits!
Oooh, dat mayks me shibber eben frum a littlol krokay bawl. Pleh!
Deze yello wuns arnt much betterer. Nawt nastee, juss reel annoyin.
*WHAKK!* …… …… … … … .. .. .. .. .. .. . . . . . . o
Furst! Is ai furst?! Sekkund! Twenny-fird! Nummer FOAR-HUNNERT!
Wow, datz amayzin. Dey can kownt.
Ai gess teh ownly fing deyr gud fur is whakkin awn teh hedd.
*goez tu teh green bawl, ayms fur teh red bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… … … … o!krak!.. .. .. .. .. .. . . . . . . o
Bein oberwayt is nawt helfy fur !krak! Stoopy stoopy peeps!
Yaay!!
.
*Wakk a Troll** game… I luvluvluvs it!!
Rakk ‘em up!
Derz plenty moar awn teh rakk – help urseff idansdansdans!
*Goez tu teh bloo bawl, ayms fur teh red bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… … … … o!krak!.. .. .. .. .. .. . . . . . . o
Wen teh moon is bryte, kittehs can !krak! Stawp bein stoopy adn play ryte!
Photoshopped!!!
*WHAKK!*
*thud*
*goez tu teh bloo bawl, ayms at PJs bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… … … … o!krak!.. .. .. .. .. .. . . . . . . o
Dis wud be much funnyer if u knoo dat !krak! U can see teh pixelz!
Yah, trolls offin has dat effekt. Nebber kno whut deyl say.
Wuz nawt an edytoryul remark awn u oar ur gaym, ob kors.
The “Owl and the Pussycat” second generation?
is a natrull porgesgun, wen yu fink abowt it!
* nod nod * dey sleeps awl dai, cums owt at nite adn keels innosent littlol rodints…
* slow, sad hedshayke * O, teh Hyooge Manatee!!!
*psssst* has yu ritten yur list fur Farder Kissmuss? Ink wiring mines wont to kno!
huh? whut? hu? O, nose… eet has bin cancellified tihs yeer, joo tu lakk ob innerest; uh huh, yesh.
*taeks “intresting” pakkij bak to petshawp. “Oooeeey, oooeeey” noyses can be herd*
Oh, okay tehn. Yu willn’t be wontin me to cuk tihs dukkee or maek tihs caek, tehn?
hole awn! wayt a minnit! lettuce NAWT du aneefing silleh, nao…
whut yu has in taht pakkidj? huh? huh? adn whut smells so gud?
Weeeelllllll, if yu is a gud Ginny Piggeh, an bleevs in Farder Krissmuss, yu will fynd owt!
* muttermuttermutter *
Ai herd taht! No plump puddin fur yu!
* narrows eyes * donut maek me come down dere adn set teh skwirrls awn yu!
Oh yeay?! Yu an hoo’s armie?!
Umm… err… umm… lemme sea heer…
* scritches littlol chin *
hmm… nao, hu’s armie cud pawsibleh bii maed up entyrely ob skwirrls…???
is a mysery!!!
Last week-week-week, Angelina caym hoam wiff a maus.
Ai has bin teechin hur “no burds” (adn itz bin a lawng tym sins she brotted wun hoam), but we duzzint has much else arown heer fur such a Grate Kaliko Huntur. Ai has seen synz ob deze big rat-lyk fings, but ai fink we gots rid ob dems.
She sumtymz chaysiz teh skwirrls, but dey juss mayks hur luuk silly. Dis wuz a teeny-tiny maus wiff a reely lawng tayl. She brotted it tu teh frunt poarch, but it wuzznt eben killifyd. Juss skayrd tu deff. Angie duzznt kno whut tu du wen dey stawps moobin – she juss luuks at me lyk she wants meh tu mayk it run agin so she can chayse it sum moar.
So ai sed “gud kitteh, grate huntur ketch teh mausee”, let hur insyd and gibbed hur sum treets. Den ai eskorted teh mausee intu teh bushes tu calm down adn lib anuvver day.
Egg Salad werk, mai Phlonquer’s Phlonquais’ Phlonquais!
Heer, has sum toona. * hands ober a can ob teh gud toona *
*nom-nom-nom*
*uuurrp*
Ai nead tu pik up teh lyve mousie trap taht ai ordured. Ai haz a mousie (oar moar lykli sevural mousies) in teh howse. Iz hard tu fynd teh lyve traps. Ai dunawt wunts tu killify teh mousie, ai juss dunawt wunt tu lyve wif it.
Crookshanks and Pigwidgeon had the MOST ADORABLE kittens. (And wasn’t Hermione surprised when she found them?)
Bezst wun yet. Applouse clappity clappity
Omai, you ish rite. I wonder wut dey named dis one…
Who who is all here here……
You mean, “Who who is all here hear”
Saw your website its cool.
The owl says things twice so there is no mistakes,….. the words of death. The owl is the way of the enlighten path or bridge he says WHO is to go and WHO is not to go, these are the words of the great spirit, in my culture. Margret Craven wrote a book about it “I heard the owl call my name”.
Teh owl called mah name an I hoofed him.
Den I wented and ate a wafflol.
Wiff wippy creem.
OOOoooh.. wippy creem… holds owt paw in ant tissy payshun..
Um, ai gess i needs a wafful too.. plsthxizhungry
Ai red a gud buk a whyl bakk dat ai wud rekkomend.
People of the Owl by Kathleen O’Neal Gear and W. Michael Gear.
I will look it up Angelplume, sounds good. You have to like books written by two authors.
I lyk buks dat ar well ritten, no mattur by hoom oar abowt whut.
Dis wun is historikal fikshun abowt a tryb in teh lower Mississippi vallee, baysd awn arkeyolojikul fyndings. Dey libbd dere arown 1000 BC. Teh storee bringz dem bakk tu lyf so we can git an ideya abowt hao dey libbd adn whut deyr kulchur wuz lyk. Maykz dem intu reel peeplz we kin identify wiff adn kayr abowt.
Der ar lotsa ubber buuks in teh seereez, but dis is teh ownly wun ai has redd. Ai shud luuk fur sum ob teh obbers tu lern moar.
My people believe that seeing either crow or owl by day is an omen of death. This is why I try not to go near any owls.
Hear hear!
Near Near!
Clear Clear! (not)
hahahahaha!!!!thtz cut!!!luffs it!!owl kitteh
lolz
*looks arown confuzzedlee*
Ware’s teh string ub evolution trolls? (i finkso bee frum teh same boileeng pot as teh teeshirt trolls and teh videeo trolls an teh Discovery Channel trolls…..)
Nawt dat I’m complaynin…juss surrprized….
Mebbe dey has debolbd bakk intu teh slyme.
(juss hoapin heer)
*snurt*
lolz idk talkz?lolz dos anibodyz lik baconz??:D
mmmmm baconz
I always thought that owls were like the bird equivalent of cats.
Am tinkin u iz rite. I beez niteowl an luvin teh kittehs. Ai haz happitail dat deh can hab offfffspring.
ORLY?
pls can I see more pics of the owlycat?
…and creepy.
Dis Keow haz laezur aiez tew sea teh meeseez dat myuch eezyur an kaytchum wifakwikness