I can haz the #31?
can we git sumfing frum petsmart?
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Choozee kitteh iz choozee!
butt(!) aifinkso him wil getz #31 widouwt tu mush botherz!! lukkit dose bigg aize an dat seeryus litul mowf…. ohhh!
conga rats on ur kwikness!
duzz it has MSG?
I wonder if #31 is a cheezburger?
Du Chineez menus hab cheezburgurz?
Sum ob dem du acktualoly. Dere bii a teenietiny sekshun kalled “American Food”, oar ” Children’s Menu”, adn u kin fynd cheezburgrz dere.
Heer sum hab “English menu” an dat yooshullee meenz juss Fish’n'chips
ai orlwaiz wunderd, hoo wud goe tu a Chyneez an oardur fishnchips?? weerd!
Ai fink it mite be awn teh delibery menu – Ai get awlmoast wun menu throo mai letur bocks ebbri dai fur chineez, indiun an pizza delibery serbissiz.
o yez aim shure yur rite; butt(!) if ai fanseez chyneez, ai getz itt frum chyneez; iff ai fanseez fishchips, deyre comin frum a fishnchipshopP! ai doan eeben truss suthurnurs tu du fishnchips proply. Curree sors indied!! mooshee peez sez ai!! (ooo carnt WAYT to get bak tu Inglund fur catmus! fishnchips in Yawkshur!! HOORAI!)
Nawt mennee fish’n'chip shops deliber rownd heer!
o wauw. annipuss, yu aer a marble. yu haz solbed a mistry dat ai haz orelwaiz wunderd bout. mynd yu, ai am not reely wun fur taekawaiz, moastly too spensiv, ebbidently haddunt fort abowt it!
the village i live in has one take-away which is a ‘chinese chippy’ – they does both chinese food and fish and chips (not necessarily in the same package although they probably would if you really wanted)
Whin Ai wuz a liddul kid
adn mah parunts wood takez teh fambly tu teh Chyneez resturont, mah liddul brudder wood ordur a hangubur adn friiz.
He didnint liek chyneez fuds.
or egg-fried mice?
Aifink moast kittehs prifur dere meesis nawt cukked!
Ai don’t know. Ai has never offered to cook mouses for teh kittehs…
Rice or chow mein?
i can haz noms from teh take-out? iz hungry an when iz hungry, iz not good.
yesh, ai wants teh # 31. thats schwimp, schwimp, schwimp an schwimp. Wif schwimp sause. Anna nyce cheezburg garnysh.
Wot, noe spam!
pleez tew look at todais shirtwoot
Revenge of the Goldfish!
*snikr*
Gud wun!!!
TE #31 IS TA VEGGITEREAN CHEEZBURGERZ! AHHHH! IZ NEED REAL FOODZ! :O
Ohai, ebreebuddee and congratz to the nimbull-fingurred Anni.
*Has a pondurr on Chineez take-out*
In mai nuu neighborhood, there’s lotsa Salvadorian take-out, Cambodian, Pakistani, south Indian. Butt (!!) nawt much Chineez.
too cute
U can haz tu frum Cawlum A n wun frum Cawlum B.
Cawlum C? Dere b no Cawlum C.
Sprit-Pea Soop? Y u want Sprit-Pea Soop? Wii no has sprit-pea soop! Wii can has wonton, eh-roll…
No ordur fur hur! Ordur fur u!
Buddy Hackett ref FTW! (Garsh, Patrick, iz we gettin owld?? He rekorded that in teh 50′s aifinkso!)
Ai onlee b 30, butt (!) a wyl ago ai can had a cupl tayps (bak wen tayps oar CDs wuz awl u can has…no mp3s lyk u yung wippursnappurz can haz tudai) dat had sum komedee stufz awn it, ncloodn sum Buddy Hackett, Jerry Clower, Bill Cosby, n sum ovvur funneh guiz.
Oyesh, guud timez. Aifinkso Ai heard teh Hackett stuff awn teh Doktor Demento radio show back in teh dayz. (early 70′s–be4 Patrick waz bornded, ai feer–)
Aaaack! Iz teh Chineez Nat-zee!
**runswifakwikness unner teh bed**
Or is it chairman Meow?
Ai remmemurz dat Kliban komik…kitteh sez “Mao” den “Mao Zedong” wyl lukin at sum mowsee dung.
Nuffin tu blushabowt! Ohaiku makes teh nice continuationingz of teh theem, ys? cownterpoint, reprisez, we hazzem!
Can ai haz substitushun?
An no MSG!
Strypee Kitteh can
haz Spam Roal wiff ekkstra Spam
andz Spam dippeeng sawss!
Strypee Kitteh lykez
Beef Fly Lyce. No needz chawp stikkz
2 Nomz itz awll up!!
Strypee Kitteh canz
hab lawtza Shoo~shee. Nuffeeng
rawng wiff Prittee Fish!!!
Jack.
Mmm…..Shoo-shee…..
Ohai, Jack!
I gots to see ur pikshur! U meetid LCB an anothur Cheezie.
Wut a hansum gui yoo iz!
LCB met Jack?
*has eh jellus*
*joyns in de jellus*
I waana see!!! WANT!
Won frum kahlum Ae
Adn den won frum kahlum Bii
Wif sicks, get eggrole
samtims tha strip kitteh kiip tha book fo fucha referennce….. …. … . .
my collekshun ob take-owt menyoos iz sum ob my favrit reeding material
not taht we hardly ever orders frum it, but iz fun to dreem…
Ai collektid awl teh wuns dat Ai got fur a hole yeer – teh wayt wuz 4.5powndz! An Ai nebber eet fass fud!
i can haz amarican food? amarican food haz cheezburgerz!
Little does he know that he IS #31 on the menu….poor, poor kitteh.
Iz taht teh menew frum teh Peeking Moon??
Alwais sumbuddy sez dis… iz racist and iz nawt origininal.
an nao msg!! de forgets da las time i had it. keeps meh up, kould only sleep for elebenty hours dat dey. nawt gud.
oh, and don forget teh fried shrim appetizer
an teh extra shrimpie fried rice,
ooh, an teh extra fortune kookie.
what u waiting 4 hooman? iz hungry!!
…wif no MSG…and lite awn teh fried nooduls…and nawt 2 much soy sawce, ‘kai??…Oh,heck, gimmee teh number 32 insted!!
funny thats the same thing i say
It says chinese food so I ….
Iz #31!
(Just kidding
)
If any one is ordering I haz the 15.
Got an earworm for you guys. This one comes from when my mom and dad used to rent Disney flicks on VHS when I was a kidlet.
VHS the good old days. I remember alot of this movie toys in the shreddies box too. Meegwetch CK.
who wants shares 1 rice and 1 nooduls?
Hhaha. This is so cute. #2 !!
My baby brudder used to order ‘chinese hot dog’.
Kitteh, u IZ numba 31.
#31 on mah favrit menyoo is Thai Curry Fried Rice. It does haz shrimps but iz also rilly spicey. Dunno if kittehs liek dat.
Put foods on table. Go do somthings. Foods not still on table? Never have to wonder if kitty likes. Let you know.
canz i getz a 29?wit fris and drik?dr pepa
lolz i hopz he getz tht!!!!
Ai remmemurz wen ai livd wif mah parentz las tym, daon awn owr old farm, wii can haz Meezer kitteh wut lykd teh Chyneez fudz. Ai wud breeng hoam leftovurz frum Chyneez playz neggst tu wurk, nomnomnom neggst dai fur lunch, n her wud git up n mah lap n nomnomnom wif meh. Her no nomnomnom jus teh meetz. Her nomnomnomnom teh rys az wel az meetz.
awwwz thtz be cut!!Wiiz haz our kittehz rigtz nowz,i havz a kitteh namd Cowboy!!
i luffs himz!
Numbur firty-wun iz Kung Pow mowse?
menu command
i gives it
Ha ha cute