Damzel! Super Kat shalls rescueue you!! As soon as door opens!
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In liddol santa hats
Dancin feet in taps and spats
whirl an bow, wif noses to teh mats,
it’s a holiday wif teh Conga Rats!
awwww…spats!!!!
ai safez yu!
Butt Edna sayz “Noh caypes!”
noh caypes? Iz fashun poleese?
Iz nawt a cape..iz pajmeena. *Strutsaroundwiffaglamourous*
Darn it! Ai iz beeyng moderated!
Izza safeti fing, notta fashun fing.
Mee too! Dey nawt lyke da pa jmee na. It’s a fancy cape! Nawt a part of de anatomy!
Ai put in kwotes frum Edna Mode in teh Incredibles.
Edna Mode:
Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.
November 15th of ’58! All was well, another day saved, when… his cape snagged on a missile fin!
Stratogale! April 23rd, ’57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
No capes!
Conga ratzez haz pajmeenaz? awww! Sawfteez kepez dem nais nd wram
It’s ok, juss don’t talk abowt it.
**hoaps fashun poleese nawt showin up at hur howse ennytiem soon**
*sigh*
Ai iz nawt havving luk wif teh funni commints wen ai changez mai naym. Iffen ay post duzzent appeer frum Clinton & Stacey, ai wil tri agin undur mai oan naym.
Ohai Keshet !! * wont sum toona sammegiz ??
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Teh ampersand iz speshul in html so taht bi teh corz ob yor prollem ..
sammiches??
*shudderz*
Um, noh fank yu.
Teh ampersand wud explayn teh Clinton & Stacey wun, butt nawt teh Edna Mode wun.
I finkso I wud be nitemare foar Clinton an Stacy.
i has a song stuck in mai head AAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Ohai red! Yur “frends” cawled us. Iffen yu lets us mayks teh fun uv yu onna nashunul televishun wi wil gibs yu elebenty munnies tu buyz ay gnu wardrobe. Sew wil yu du it?
Clinton & Stacey:
Ohai red! Yur “frends” cawled us. Iffen yu lets us mayks teh fun uv yu onna nashunul televishun wi wil gibs yu elebenty munnies tu buyz ay gnu wardrobe. Sew wil yu du it?
*sigh* evun wifowt teh ampursand it diddunt wurk.
Nope.
**Red sitz awn hur cowch, comfee in hur red swet-pantz, t-shurt wif lokal ray-dee-oh logo awn it, tennis shooz, an harez pulled bak inna pony-tayle**
Gud fur yu!
WYSIWYG.
Ai seez a green comfurtur lukking thingy.
Sry. Beeying litterlol agin. Itza habyt uv myne.
Silly Keshet!
I iz jes plain ole Red. Nuffin fansee.
I rarelee dress up oar ware mayk-upz. Teh jool-ree I ware awn a regyoolar basis iz simplol stud eeringz in my 2nd holes, a watch, an yooshulee silvur hoopz in my nawt-sekkund holes.
I iz carryin extry wate an haz sum gray hares in my hed.
I ware glassis.
I iz jes me – teh crazee chik wif teh two floofy kitties.
Ai nawt taykin ennee ‘fashun’ adbisis frum peepuls wut ware stoopee klown shoos – has yu ceen teh stoopee shoos does tu wares??
Nawt tu menshun dat fibe-fousind munees foar clovs is jus dumm. Ai cud bai free yeers ob clovs, spen a munf in TTIngerland wif mai sistur an bruvvur an STIL gibs tu-firds ob dat mennee munees tu Chartees liek Findin Hoems Foar Waewurd Kittehs.
Stoopee Klown shoos – ai meen, srsly
demmit….misd teh trash ehgen!
kittehs ar nawt trash!
By all meens, take yer time!
kittehs so fast……..they’ll neeeda parachute.
GMTA, dan
*bows*
Is a kayp, nawt a parashoot.
an iz frum jaycee penneh, nawt sacks.
Ohai, ai finkso ai’ll bag dis wun…….
**putz arm up to fore-hed, a la Penelope Pitstop**
Halp! Halp!
Sry, I keep gettin moderated; looks lyke yer on yer own!
Nyce tu noh ai izzunt teh onli wun!
Iz alrite.
I’m yoozed to it.
whut???
It’s nawt lyke any of US wood take this to a PG-13 or so level.
*snerk*
*snorfle*
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bwahhahahahahahaaaaaa
**shayks hed wif a viguruss**
Nope. nawt us.
*sneeks een tew Cheezland fur da nawt sekkund thyme in week week weeks*
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Yew myt nawt… butt (!) ai wud!
Haz yu sceen teh teh wing taht iz beeyng addud fur mi at the NB?
I hoapso iz nawt cloase to mien.
Privasee, I needz it.
Teh site lynes wuz studdied eggstensiveli an wi iz beeying shur tu addz manies insulashun fur teh sownd proofyng.
Hoapfullee, I nawt need my wing mutch lawngur, cuz I wanna moov to teh eye-land.
You habs yer own wing? I hazza jellous!
Iz beeying buildified. Ai figgurz eet wuz a gud aideeya tu hav it builded, nohwyng mi.
my hero!!!
**grabz a bag of popcormz, findz a chayre, an wates foar teh show**
waits wib reb, passes martoonies.
Ohai, Maxmommy!
I maded sum cookies, want sum?
cookies?
Yup! I akshully cooked/baked!
Want sum? I finkso dey mite still has a warm…
Wat kinda cookies, Redd?
Dey iz cawled “Majik Cookie Barz”. Soopur-eezy to mayk.
Melt a stikka budder in teh pan in teh uvin, press graham crakker crumz inna meltid budder, pour sweetind condensed milk ovur crumz, sprinklol cocomonutt an choklit chips awn top. (I yoozed Dark Choklit chips). Bake foar about 25 minnits.
Wun of teh few wayz I can stand to eet cocomonutt.
Yu had mi untell teh cocomonutt.
U nawt haz too yooze cocomonutt ifn u nawt want to.
Duz yu haz ani wifowt teh cocomonutts?
Nawt dis batch, sowwy.
Me too cocomonutts is da pleh! Got milk?
Yesh! Duz yu?
Nawt need. Redd has no cocmonutt free cookies for us.
Pickee, pickee….
Wi canz drinks it wif teh red vellvut caek.
Wi can haz it wif teh red vellvut caek.
yummy!
Oar u kin uuze chpt nuts, oar butrstcoch chips
well, here, the show is in less than 15 min. and it marks the end of a three show day, yesterday….four show day. today marks the end of two weeks straight……….the tricky part’ll be in making it home before I keel over.
Ohai, Dan.
I wuz wonnerin how u been holdin up.
**whispurrs** U has teh emayo.
crap……..5 min to places. time for one more quick coffin-nail.
Enjoi!
whut you be talkin about???
Radio City Christmas Spectacular, with the Rocketts……..and camels.
Gots enny noo teef marks?
I duz. Awn my hiney.
Got ‘em in teh NAWT FUN way, too.
PJ – Wun werd –> stoopyvisur.
Need I say moar?
Owch! Aifinks wi wurks fur teh saym stoopyvisur.
Yah, wuz nawt teh fun.
I STILL haz a hissed awf abowt it, too.
Oh!!!……So watchagonna do wiff da giant tree?
Izza sekrit.
TACOS r awsome espeshully wif cheez but i perfer cheezburgerz
Are you takin it to werk….or da braekrum? *Getz bowl ov popcormz* *follows Redd*
Iz prolly nawt gud eye-dea to follow me.
Dat way, u nawt haz to testify.
POPCORN!!!!!!! i luves popcorn
You can hab some! Halp yerself!
I can haz carmel popcormz. Iz teh win! Om nom nom nom nom…..
are teh camels staying away from your coffee this time?
Goodness! Gif teh man sum cookies at wunce!
Ohai, Cheezfrenz! IRL I went fambly Catmus Pardy todai an we has a cookie exchange! I got lots an lots a cookies to share wif you all! Peanut butter choco chip, thumprint(sumbunny else made dese…I has noe fumbs!) frosteded sugar, pumpkin, pumpkin bread wif da creem cheez frosting, brownies an on an on an on! Halp yourselfs. And I got Several galloms of milk of all da kinds you likes!
MMMmmmm pumkin bread wif da creem cheez frostingz…MILK! WANT! *nommmms*
IZ BACK!!!!!!!! whut i miss
Why are you people talking about freaking cookies? Cookies are not important. They make you fat and besides are bad for health. Duh. Besides, This is about a cat. So ha.
**stiks tong owt at tee-ar-oh-ell-ell**
Don’t start kid.
Hay Red! Whut kynd uv caek duz yu leik?
Red Velvit, of coarse!
*bryngs owt red vellvut caek*
Heer yus goze! Enjoi!
Pee Ess ai wuz eggspekting teh cayre variuti.
So wuz I.
Der’s wun ob does clowsur to bottum ob teh fred.
hallo who iz you??? i iz palooza
thzZZZZ!!!!
Dan, can I borry dat grate beeg krismiss tree foar a minnit?
I finkso it mite need a noo “toppur”. **ebil grin**
cookies are ALWAYZ relebant to owr intrests.
Ai finded sum peenut buttur an chawklit cookyz at teh stor taht remindz mi uv tagalogs.
*shares*
No cocomnutts, rite?
*reedz labul*
Nope, noh cocomonutts.
Fanx! *noms tagalonglike cookies*
HALLO:D
ohai, i maded pawprint kukeez….u maek teh doe, roal intu a liddel bawls, and push ur paw in teh bawl(yooz ur thum iffen ur a hoomin) to maek a hoal, an baek, then put in frawsting in the hoal affer thay kome owt.
oh, hi, Chinese catz! are you having a frustrating day? sometimes I have one, and want to be b1tchy to people, but, but, it never seems to help, the bad day is still bad! If you like, come over and I will give you hugs and comb the birdnests out of your hair, will make you feel better! please come see us again when you are having a happier day, and we will welcome you with open paws! Schmooooz!
palooza… just look above and u will see.
I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY R TALKIN ABOUT FIRST ITS MOVIES THEN COOKIES AND NAOW ITS CAEK
oh, palooza, are you sad and frustrated, too? I will give you hugs if you need them, (but no cake, or cookies, oh no, I am a fast learner) and sometimes hugs make peoples feel better. If is so, feel free to drop by my profile, and I will snorglol you until you are happy again. Schmooooz!
iz not frustrated iz a happie kat
soopir kat tu teh reskue!
he be comin tu halp u!
Batkat
he be not…
he not haff cuul gajits or kat-cave.
-QM
WUT YOU BE TALKIN ABOUT???
We’re talking about anything, everything….
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….and how rude it is to yell.
sorry i wasnt yellin i jus had teh caps lock on
The people here talk about many things. Frequently the conversation starts with something related to the picture and caption, but as often happens in conversations one topic will lead to another. There are also times when topics from other lols will be brought to a new thread as well as memes and other parts of the culture here.
The rules are pretty simple here and mostly consist of “play nice”.
butt…..u sees it wile u types it…………….
*brain explodes frum teh confuzzul*
Uhoh! Duz yu needz teh CCC evun tho it wuzzunt ay splort?
hmm, i dunno if any ob teh usual remmydeez will werk for teh confuzzled brayn. choklit possums…nope, chikkin-hed rubber glubs…nope, tax returns…OH NOEZ! MORE BRAYN EKSPLOSINS!
Ohnohz! Nao lunarmommy! Dis iz teh nawt gud!
Eeeewww……
I jes saw a slug awn my frunt door!
Yick. Dem fingz be teh nastee.
Oh grate, now my terlet iz aktin lyk iz borked.
Bak inna minnit.
**grabz sledj-hammur an hedz toward potty**
eew nasteeeee slugs ar soo gross and discustin
Beer wurks veri well onna slugz. Put ay littlol inna pi pan an let teh slugz cralls inn.
I thot about doin dat, butt wut abowt teh stray kittehs?
Ai put veri littlol owt an figgur itz styll bettur tahn uzing teh poysun. Sumtymes ai dillyutes it wif watturs tu. Slugz dunnut seemz tu mynd.
at leest if tehy die, tehy die happi.
…an fwee sheetz to teh wind.
i hates slugs tehy gross :p
Yesh, dey iz.
‘lessin dey iz slugs o’whiksy! slugslugslug… (holds out bottle for sharesies)
Ooh, fankies! slugslug ahhhh!
teh slugz, i meen.
ifinkso kittehs, eben stray kittehs, wuld probly turn up tehms nozez at beer. finkso tehy probly wuldnt like teh alkyhol.
Tahts teh wai ai sees it.
A littlol beer nawt hurts teh kittehs, adn tehy hab enuff smarts tu nawt drinks a lawt ob beers, unliek sum hyoomans. *snerk*
oh hallo iz you dere
I amz hear, butt(!!) ware iz evereyonez elz?
hallo
Ohallo, agin, palooza! Now we haz cookies an pumpkin bread! Wat will we fink ob next?
heez juss a snayl lukkin fur a hoam !!
Wayle, him nawt gonna be libbin heer! Wii iz full up.
Sew yu iz oar izznt goen tu slug it owt wiv him ?
Alreddy dun it.
Up up up and awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..
In ur beyootiful, beyootiful balloon?
I fell a song coming on?
r ya axin or tellin ?
What you what Kafleen?
oh noes i haz a song stuck in mai head
I iz gettin gud sawngz put in my hed rite now.
“Cold Case” is feet-chur-in myoozik by Bob Seger.
Roooolll me away….
Nite mooooves!
Dey lubs to watch hur strut!
Fire down below…
Dats teh wun dey jes playded!
Yoo watchin it, pj?
Nawt watchin, butt it’s on in da ovvther room.
I usta like Cold Case a lot…till dey put it on opposite of DHWs.
Gotcha covered, 5 Eagles.
Yur clipz alwayz take me to a better time and place. Thanks collegekitteh.
whut??? that was completely random would you liek a cookie red velvit caek or popcorn:D
Randum iz good
AAAHHHHH I FOUNDS A SPIDER IN MAI CLOSET :{
liek dis?
or liek dis?
oh oh oh, i just realized, teh sekkund linkie is teh wun wher stagehanddan tells us teh story ob teh camel!
an himz just telling us up abuv taht himz werking taht same show tonite!!
spiders an camels, a very serdin… surdipi… sundidip… um, saran dippy tuss combinayshun!
*Jumps up on chair* GET IT!
**grabz sledj-hammur agin**
KA-THUNK!
Alrite, iz ded now.
iz leaving good byez :LOL: BYE!!!
Bye, palooza!
bye.playz nice. we be good frendZ
Folks, I has a weerd kitteh.
Hur iz sleepin awn a shelf in teh book-cayse.
* PB put up sine: “Liberry. Kwiet !!”. Kitty red: “Lie berry kwiet” !
Gud wun, PB!
I wanna go get my kamra, butt hur wud wayk up.
Nikon owt nd geddit. * Yu woant get teh pikky uvverwiez
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Too layt. Hur mooved.
Shelve taht ideer, tehn …
Yu haz lybraryan kitteh!
Akshulee, dat shelf holdz teh fancee dishes dat be in dere storidj bagz.
my dobby used to do taht wif teh bags, hook her hed throo teh handles an run around teh howse lyke super-kitteh, wuz so funniez! she still duz it sumtymes win teh wevver is weerd.
Dat’s strange..Toonces jumps up on da counter or bookshelbs ifn she nawt like t3h wevver. It’s ok, special wevver dispensation.
omai! jus merembered ai bawt lottery tickets today! gotta go skratch! schmooz an nitey nyte!
YAWN!!!!
Frenz, I finkso iz tiem foar me to shut down dis pyooter an get reddy foar bed.
Hazza gud nite/day/wutebber!
Sweet dreams!
Glad to see my cat isn’t the only one that plays “supercat” with plastic bags!
hallo iz back
did every one leave
I HATE this photo. Reminds me of animals getting stuck in the plastic rings that hold aluminum cans together. There’s just too many things that can go wrong with an animal with a plastic bag near its head. This is just wrong, even as a joke. WRONG
hello
Wel, der yu ar! Peepuls wuz hassin a wundrin wen yu’d shoh up. Has a cukkee, oar sum caek, oar a pill oar sumfing.
no tanks i don want a cukkee or caek i has a cupcaek
i luv cupcaeks
iz you still dere??? hallo???
i iz leavin again since no one iz herez but i comez back later ok peoplez BYE
lindalgm took the words right out of my mouth.
Let’s not be silly, that’s not a super hero cape – it’s a plastic bag. I know cats with superpowers. I’ve worked with cats with superpowers. This is not a cat with superpowers.
sorry i meant for that to be that laughing face the cool face and the eyes rolling face
I is rescuin u!
thtz awzomz!!
go!go!go!
lindalgm,
At the risk of being hit with the “You are a CARE TROLL! stick, I agree. Plastic bags are a blight for so many reasons–to sea life even more than this kitteh, who clearly has one handle part digging into its fur.
its just a trip to teh hospital i can just see it coming………………………….