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ooo, secret kitteh!
Yu kno, mos uf whut I thot at nawt second thot was nawt appropriate. Dis is dangerous LoL fer mai liberal self!
Ai spy, wif mai littlol ai… somefing beginning wif “C”…
Um… cyoot? Cunning? Cuddlee?
Awl ov teh abov, aifinkso! Adn craftee, cleber adn crazee. (Ohai 4.5K!)
Ohai Lungdoc! Yoo iz awn call tonite? Ai fotso yoo wuz teh re-tired?
Oh noes, nawt teh re-tired yet. (Old duffr, but nawt olda nuff to kwit!)
Saem heer.
Ai iz onlee wurking free days a week rite naow, tho, adn ai like it!
Sownza bowt rite!
–Oopsy–gotta get bakk to workz. Everybodi can haz a nice weekend, plzthnx g’nite!
Peek-a-booz. Ai seez u!
Them damn cats came in here and took my job of laying around the house doing nothing.
Forchunitlee dat jawb duzznt hab kwotas. Yall kin du it togebbur.
Adn if teh House is full, there’z allwayz teh Senate…
**snikkurs**
Nawt to speaking of teh chawklit, plzthnx! Nao Ai hazza hungree! (Ohai Red! How ya doin onna Caturday?)
Ohai, Lungdoc!
I akshulee had Snikker bar foar brekkie yesturday moarnin. (Wuz too cowld to go owt ennyware, so I went shawpin inna snak masheen at werk.)
I haz teh layzee 2day. Sleeped in an nawt dun mutch. Mebbe get moar dun 2morro.
How yoo iz?
All doing okeh here. On call at hosptl tonite. Currentlee in hurry-up-adn-wait mode.
So, u at teh horse-piddlol, den?
I used ta werk wif dokturs. Moast wuz nyse, butt uthurz wuz nawt. A few had teh my-stuff-nawt-stinkee attitood.
Yep. Kinda lyke other peeplz… some nyse, some less so. Here in hosptl most peeplz are nyse (doktorz, patientz, nursez adn lotsafolks) unless maybi tehy hazza too much worried abowt sikk famblee adn stuffs– tehn tehy sometimez hazza impatient, angree, grumpee, snippish– Just bein huminz, aifinkso. Ai hazza happee to come visit Cheezland for a minnit, where everybodi plays nice.
Oh, MCC. That may be the loudest I ever laffed at satire in my life.
*golf claps Garbledina*
That’s a good one
Ai iz smuggloling snorggles.
Do you has smore snorggle smugglers?
smogglolers. It’s as hard to type as it is to say!
Yu hasta bi cayrfull wif teh smores. Teh marshymallows in teh furs iz pleh!
Nawt sekond it was snikkers upthread– now s’mores– agh! Ai’m gonna go eat supperz! Ai haz a chawklit hungree!!
Yu can haz chawklit fur dinnur, aifinkso!
I haz magnit dat sez, “Choklit – iz naw jes foar brekkie ennymoar.”
Heer, Lungdoc! ai haz brawt yoo a brownie sundae…has four brownies awn teh bottom, warmed a bit in teh microwave, wif teh izecreem awn top uv taht, then teh choklit syrplols, topped wif teh wippy creem an lotsalotsa choklit sprinklols! enjoy!
Ooooh! Dat sowynz lyk pee-em-ess speshul!
*drools*
*eggstenz jymongus tray uv brownie sundaes*
pleez tew be enjoying! ai made enuff fur awl. tr0ll had a sweet t00th. furgawt teh cherries fur teh top, but doan think ennybuddy iz noticing!
hmmm….wut tew drink wif theez?
Chawklit martoonies purrhaps?
taht sownds wunnermus too! um, eggskyooz me, wayter? ai will hab teh choklit wif teh choklit awn teh top an a side uv choklit, wif a glass uv choklit too wash it awl down wif!
plz&fankeez!
Ooh, is dere enny moar of dose choklit martoonies? Ai has teh pleh coffancoldylurgy an has to go Chrismuss shoppin inna minnit wiv teh bazillions of udder peeps an ai needs sumfin to cheer me up.
Milk! I was makin brownies wifff caramel centers tonite. Butt(!!) had to stop. No milk.
I know!!! *fixes some choklit martoonies insted*
dubblol
TRAGEDY!
bedder hab too! yoo needz tew be keepin up yur strength fur awl taht dekorating! heer, hab a frosty mug uv organic (no xyzw enzymes added) free-range jinyoowine cow milk!
*passes arownd large tray uv icee cow-milk*
Gollies, sunnyhuckle! Thnx muchly for teh amazin brownie sundae! Ai had to be awai from teh keyboardz for a whiles, adn Ai’m imprest taht yu could keep teh izecreem and wippycreem cold adn teh browniez warm adn nawt soggee after four-anna-haff hourz!!! Good cooking magic, teh sunnyhuckle hazzit! **(Nom nom nosh gobble slurp)**
AWL kitteh imubbration is legol. Dey has papers. An dey uses dem.
I want tu immigrate someware warm and that duz nawt haz da Crissmas!
U wanna come to my eye-land?
Yes pleez!! Wii kan haz warm weathers and no Crissmas?
Yup!
Teh onlee fing wii dekkerayt will be teh Cabana Boyz.
Wii gitted da tree lastnite. I haz nawt decorated it, so it’s kinda lyke havin a 6 1/2 ft pine air freshener sittin in da living room.
Wow, dats kinda beeg to hang awf teh reer-vue mirror of ur car.
*Hangs a decretibe wreef on Redd’s cabana boyz*
Hay! Dat nawt a wreef hangur!
Butt it duz mayk it luk festiv…
Umm…. *heads tu teh NB*
*Goes out to get tinsil*
*adds red bow*
nao ai habs 2 finks abowt dis…
*bryngs in LED lites*
Wuldnunt wunt aniwunz tu gets burnted.
*wrapz packaje*
bi cayful wif teh taype. jus sayin.
NB? Ok…. *poutz* *saunters out*
Noh neadz tu pout. Red leiks yur preassunt!
Now, DATS wun gift I nawt mynd reseevin!
Redd: “Dis b da bess chrissmis EBAR!”
Kan I haz wun tu, pleez?
Mi thrii!
Plenty fer ebreeone! Halpz yerselbz!
LOL! Deez commints maked me haz teh beeeeeg gigglol nd naow aim awf tu teh NB! Kthxbai!
*LOW wanders awf tu NB giggloling madly*
**Red cawlz hur mahm**
Mahm? Remembur dat nekliss I sed I wantid? Yeah, dat wun.
Foargeddabowtit! Dere be sumfin eles I want maor den dat!
*joyenz LOW in teh nawty barn, snikkrin*
Hmm ai finkso ai needs to update mai Chrismuss list.
Deer Santa, dis yeer ai has been bery bery gud (so far as u knows) an ai wud liek a cabana boi wif a bow awn.
Plzkdon’ttellmaihusbanthx.
Oar, wif teh kittehs, prolly moar lyk beeg skratchin poast, wif needlolz.
I am waiting fur Lucy Kat to climb it. Her was lukin last nite like shii wuz gonna jump up into it!
Well, it izza tree; an datz wat kittehs do.
If I ever git da lytes awn it will be Pookie kats warmer. Hii awlwais sleeps under da tree wif da lytes awn.
hmm… dat meens ai habs 2 git one 2… fer to cawl da fyrmens wen da kittehs bees fraid 2 gits back daon.
yoo duznt lyke Crissmas? dere is always Catmus! iz moar furlolyer.
ia dat kitteh smuglolling teh catnips? ai haz seen taht look befoar!
Wat look? Wat catnips? Wat do u meen? *shruggs*
an mebbe taht eggsplayns teh choklit hawngrees? snerk!
Oh, yeah, I fergot! We haz choklit upstares!
Iz nawt myne. Dis bag beelongz tu ay, um, frend. Ai haz noh eyedea hao it gotted heer.
secetz spi on kitteh acton movie!!:o
yea!!!!!go kitteh!!:)
ohai, Chey! yoo haz a moas interesting profile linkeed to yur bloo name. Wuld yoo lyke too tell us moar?
“no one else assisted me in packing this bag”
ai rekognyze teh “look.” win ai yoosed to go long ways tew visit my dotter, hoo had a kitteh, ai wood pack in my bag liddle catnip “mousies” taht ai sewed frum my homegroan ‘nip. ifn ai furgawt tew git them owt ryte away, they wood destroy my sootcase trying tew git tew taht wunnerful smell! gud tymez, yes, we had them! an yes, ai still haz a homegroan patch, an ai harbest moastly ‘buds’ (cannawt merember where ai lerned taht!) an ai still makes teh catnip “mousies” an teh kittehs lubs lubs lubs them! Oddessy lurned haow tew clyme awl teh way up teh entertaynmint senter to git tew where ai stashed them. gud kitteh momma, taht iz me!
to teh toon ob “Turkey in the Straw”:
az ai wuz scamperin daon teh paf,
whit a dumbass goggie hoo cuddent do-dah maf,
ai whipped mai tail adn made teh goggie luk,
adn ai sez teh answers in teh bak ob teh buk.
kitteh in a bag, pussy in a poke,
kitteh in a bag, pussy in a poke,
playin hide-n-seek oar playin tag
wii playin up a tune called Kitteh’s in a Bag.
*snurt*
mornin’ kafleen!
hoaw u bin?
O hai!!!
I has been good and bad and alll in beetweenz!! pretty good noaw!
good 4 teh good! adn pooey on teh bad adn teh all in betweenz!
*hoofy flop* Oh, dats okay! It’s teh bad timez dat gibs eggstruh speshul meening too teh good times, rite?
GO KITTEH GO!!!!!!!!!
*Donkey jumps up an down wiff an eggsitement!!!*
Borda Poliec Purfawm a Cat Scan !!
Wots nekkst ?
Doctirz finding peepol awn drugz ? !!
Oh !
Ohai, ai knoo u wud miss me, so ai got into ur sootcase. Ai had to take a few fings owt to make room, but u wud ravver has me dan ur cleen unnerwares, rite?
Sumwun sed, “Maek shoar yu pak yor Sox …” !!
*tumbleweed blows past*
Ok luks liek dere’s nobunny heer but me. An so ai will – reluctantlee an wiv grate trepidayshun – go Chrismuss shoppin. Ai has teh cattlol prod charged up an has mownted teh rocket lawncher awn teh car. Wish me luck.
Liek kittee, yu bi needin a Visa !! * Luk SJ !! *
Fanks PB – see u layder!
Kum bak if yew maik it thru teh bag cheks * Tehy lukin foar kitteh *
manee luk
lolz anyonz wats a cheezburger?:) thez we watc kitteh ation movia wit axploding!!
HAHAHA that is super hilarious!
dun dun duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh