
You forgot the keys… AGAIN!???
purrhaps u needz a speshul key pokkit.
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You forgot the keys… AGAIN!???
purrhaps u needz a speshul key pokkit.
Picture by: Pippy_Timmy Caption by: Jenny via Our LOL Builder
We wull hab 2 brake a windo…
Otay. U fynd a rokk, ai fynd sumwun tu frow it.
Um… Hadn’t thort haow we cud brake it…
No wurries, eeder…we’ll blame goggie.
T wins
Canga Rats Anni, I was almoas nawt sekund, bot mai conxeiun iz szlo
Thx fur teh congrats! U wuzn’t berry far bihynd!
Forgetful kitteh is . . . forgetful.
Duzzint helps dat hims wyf allus naggin hims, eiver.
“Goes gits tooner frum teh markit.”
“Cleans owt the littr bocks.”
“Yous a mess. Cleans yur furs!”
“I heared a maus downstares. Go checks.”
*snerk*
catbird seat.
Fergetful kitteh reminds me of mah husbun…….
Ai wuns had 2 sit in teh gardin shed fur an affernune waytin fur mai huzbing 2 cum hoem frum werk!
well, at least he reminded ub sumfin…snurt
we iz locked out! who shall bring us noms now??????!!!!!
This is why u should always leave a spare key under teh cat. *nods*
So whut? We duzznt has fumbs tu yooz dem wiff.
My parental yoonits an I locked owrselbs outta teh howse wunse, an teh nawt-sekkund fing wii thot of wuz, “Wunner ifn teh kitteh cud letting us in?”
Pfft, dat’s nuffin.
Try lockin urself IN teh howse, an nawt bein ablol to get owt!
Been dere, dun dat.
Hmmm, adn tu fink awl dis tyme ai fawt u hadz red harez.
Hay! I duz!
Teh door knob wuz borked an I aksidentlee cloazed teh door.
I hadda get my mahm to come ovur an get teh ladder outta teh storidj bildin, so I cud get outta teh howse.
Oh – otay – sowwy.
Derz a big diffrins between borked and lokkd.
Saym effeck, tho.
I had been payntin teh bedroom, it wuz elebenty-hunnert degreez, an I cud nawt get owt!
!! Do Ai understanz this rite? Yu waz lockt insyde teh upstares bedroom adn hadda klymout teh window adn downaladder? Adn yu didn’t call teh firemanz??!!1! Tawkabowta Miss Toppertunity!
Dis wuz seberal yeers ago.
I wuz still marrifyed to teh huzbin. Got lockt in teh bedroom in teh traylur.
Oh, Ai seez. No eezee task, klymin owt teh traylur windowz, nope nope. Glad it awl turned owt okeh…
I no somone who locked der baby in da car.
U can be arresid an get charjed foar doin dat heer.
The police came in abowt 2 minutes and da babeh slept threw the ordeal. I…um I mean the mom waz tramatized fer life!
Me too, at mai nayburr’s howse. Sec-cure-ity, we had to cawl it! Teh babee wuz laffin wyle teh mawm wuz cryin!
Kehttis loked out sidez
furgettin teh keys dey be doin
Keys?
u ashk? u ashk fer keys?
ai must ub leffted dem in mai udder pants
-QM
I wunz lockded myself owt and teh onliest windo unloked wuz bafroom, veri veri small. Wuz wearing fancy lace dress, so hadd take it off and clime thru in mah undies!
Lokked owt, ai haz bin it. For chew nit lee, mai nayburr iz an eggspert at pikkin lokks, an hur gottid me in wif her credit card. Butt wun time we hadda pull the skreen awf an flip the winder lawk. Nawt eezeee!
Ai haz gibben a spaer set uv keez 2 a naybur dat Ai trust in caes Ai lokk mai selb owt agane!
Ohai annipuss! I haz dun dat tu! Iz berry conbeenyunt, and I haz had tu yewz it seberal times! Hao yu iz dis ebenin?
Wen ai wuz a kidd, ai uzed tu furgit mai keyz lots an wuld clymb up teh draynepiep tu teh bakporsh ruf an crall thru mai windo taht had a borked lok.
they are smart… or so I think
Sorree for awftopik, butt (!) eye founz dis kitteh plus macgyver videoz da cheezpeeps mite lyke. Iz in mah name.
Ohai cheezfrends! I iz habbin a tired, from putting up all the owtsyde lites, and a sad from missin mai dotter nawt been heer tu halp me! Ai is glad yu guise is heer to cheer me up! Happee hollydaze tu all my cheezfrens!
Happee hollydaze rite bakk atcha, PH! *Dusts teh roof debris off teh colorful featherz*
omg!!tatz remediz me of my dad!!lolz excep it waznt teh keyz……
lolz l8r cheezburger peoplz
When my grand-kitteh locked hurself outta da house, she’d get me to crawl in fru da kitchen window. Ai always felt liek iz breaking intu an house.
I haz lokd mahsef owt ov teh hows b4. A fyoo tymz ai’z crawld thru a winder. Felt lyk ai b braykn n entrin.
*cuffs Patrick* *takes down to da station…AGAIN!* sheesh!
is best to keep a spare key hidden sumware odd
*shock* *frisks Patrick*
Uh oh! pj iz gitting fryski!
oH HAi Kaffleen !!!!……uhm, but dat nowt allus a big halp…..jess abowt 5 daze ago, wiff Janet awna bote awn teh Danube, an me at teh farm wiff a reel bad koffkoffkoff, an a BLIZZURD gowin awn owtsied, ai wented owt tu teh bak porch tu getz sum ise fer mah soofing drink…..
………an closin teh dor behine meh, ai gotted teh ise, an wen ai went tu goes bak insied,………teh dor waz lokked !!!……an ai noed wer teh key waz, waz awn teh kitchun tabul, abowt 5 feet frum wer ai wwaz, onli prollum? , dat dam*** dor waz in teh way…….grrrrrrr…
……..sew der ai waz koffkoffkofffin, in slippurz, warin insied clothes, wiff a hujj sno blizzard ragin owtsied, ….teh closest naybur iz akross teh street, an dwona loooooooonnnnggggg driveway, an it wwazzunt ploweded….
….ahah !!! derz a xtry key in teh basemint, sew ai gaffereded mah curajj, an trujjeded owrf intu teh blizzurd, gotted teh key, an camed bak ….key fit, but nowt trun …..sew ai finkz …tryes teh frunt dor…..key nowt fitatawl…..
………startteded tu panik jess a liddul ….den ai spyz teh liddul hawl windur, iz nowt berry wide , but iz tawl…..ai takeded a stik an braked teh glass owt an crawleded in ……whew !
…….an ebbun hadda peese ov mat bord leff obbur frum lass yeer dat fitted teh MT windur spase purfekli !!!
…….morul ov stori ? ….maekz shure dose xtry keyz werk !
ohai♪ .=・ェ・=
? lolz ai wantz a cheezburger,l8r