not a creature was stirring smack* especially not that last mouse
poor mowsie. he wuz jus taeking a nap.
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Kitteh seed 2 dat!
Happy Caturday, annipuss, and Conga Rat Ululululations!
Thx SP! Happi caturdai 2 u 2!
Some kittehs dreem of sugarplumz, others dreem of mousies.
N vizions of NOM danced in der headz.
twas lip smakking gud!
butt (!!) twas nawt a mowss – twas reelee a katnyp kandee kain!
omai! Must’ve been reat tastee!
iz mity lidol kitteh to be already a grate hunter! I fink she is jus purtending. I am lukin at those purty face markings. Juch a beauty, an talented, tu!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up AC’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Phew! Fanks Anni! Dats wun danjermous kitteh!
Li’l kyooty purrfurrs himz mices shakin, nawt stirred.
Ohai, all, and happiest Caturdai to us all. Dat’s wun adorable expression on teh kitteh’s littlol face. Hurz a happy littlol fing, aifinkso
Ohai Q! Iz a happee kitteh, aifinksotu! Iz berry kwiet in Cheezland dis Caturdai moarning!
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
runz hurz domayn wiff iyrnn paw
andz sharpz Poyntee Endz!
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
amz mytee Huntress. Dustee
Bunnehz libz in feerz!!
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
mangillz Milk Reeng Feengeez wen
Hewminz amz sleepeeng!!!
Jack.
“Dustee Bunnehs libz in feerz!”
Iz be happycat awl dai frum dis wun – fangQ, Jack!!!
Happee Caturday tu yu, mai cheezefrendz! Ai hadded tu kum tu teh off iss tudae – werkies awn teh Caturday has teh PLEH ad mayB eeben teh orinj aifinkso. Teh onlee fing taht maikz it okae izz taht ai kan bizzit wif mai cheezbuddeez wyl ai du teh pleh werk.
Heerz sum brownees – nais adn fudjee – adn kandee kaynz, adn a nendles pawt uf hawt chiklit wif wippy creems, adn musheemelloze, adn sinnyminny.
Happi Caturday tu all….an tanks for the brownees an chokit. Werk on Caturday is the pleh but (!) dere is no peeps interupting you or phones ringing to antser.
unfoarchewnawtlee ai hadded tu meat a nu klyunt hoo kuddint kom inz yes tur dae – soe ai hadded tu getz awl dresseded upz adn putt awn a fayse, adn awl teh stufz ai nebbernebber du awn teh Caturdae – soe heer ai izz, maykifyingz teh bestest uv itz wif mai cheezepeepseses.
oooh fankew Italiana, ainfinkso dat hawt choklit bee corlin mai naem… gudnes, yu luks bewtimous tooday!
ofangyuberiberimeowtch, TLC!! *blooshes furryuslee behyndz floofee pawses* … ai izz nawt useta getzing awl “dun upz” awn teh Caturdae … feelz teh funnee … kynda lyk Ellolanor Wrigglolsbee, ai izz wareng teh fays ai keaps in ajar (sebbrul jarz, akshully, alawng wif teh toobz, adn teh pencyuls, adn teh broosheses … tayks a buncha stufz tu luk teh prezentabubblol wen yu noe loanger teh yungkitteh.).
Duz yu eben has to has *shudder* nylons awn?
Yabbutt soitenlee nawt bai choys – itz koald adn raynee adn awltugedder uglimuss adn nahstifyed owtsied, adn ai kneededed tehm tu keap teh warmz. Kan NAWT wayt tu getz tu hoam adn putt awn teh nys, warmz, fuzzifyed sokseses in stedd.
Bin LIBBIN in mai fuzzi sokses tihs weekweekweek. Teh Big Cold nawt drop anyfing on PDX butt ((!)) *litlol skinny shiverin butt* bin way belo freezin.
Iz warmin up to 30 F (o boi!) an wez waitin fur icy stormz to creep up heer frum souf – iz finkin aobut sneekin owt to shop.
Teh fuzzifyeded sokses has teh komfee adn teh WIN elebbenty!! YAY!! foar teh fuzzifyeded sokses!!
Okay too late. Splode.
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
O noze D.R.!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wd uv rudolph oi)
Taype taype wif holley dekoraytd ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh raynedeer tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit wif a kandee kane tew stir it an sordid pastrees an Crissmas kookies.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Odeer! Heer’s D.R. awl splorted! **wissolols up teh CCC**
*sweepz up D.R’s C’s branes inn neet pile**
**rinse carfullee wif sparklee lyme centid waddur**
**pak braynes intu hed, replayce hed bones**
**SNAP CHRG ontu hed**
**wrappee wrappee wif dukky tape in hololiday culurs**
**leeds bictim tu splort recubbery lounge, seddels bictim inna nyce reekliner, wraps in a floofy blankee**
**offurs hawt choklit (wiffa shawt ov sumfing?) anna chokklit possum**
Dere, D.R., yu jist sit heer and reelacks and du nawt luk at the pikshur for a whyle.
yay! dubble reskew maiks u feel twict as guud!
Teemwurks, we haz it!
Thanks u bofe very much.
Hao yu iz bf473? Ai haz nawt been arownd mush latelee, pleh IRL.
Ai iz dewin pritty wel butt (!) ai prolly wont haz a chanse tew bee heer bery offen til affer Crissmas sew ai wants tew taik dis chanse tew sez teh happyest uv hollydaze tew awl cheezpeeps
**klappity klappity klappity** **fundurus uh-plaws** Dat’s wunnerful! Anna berry happy hollyday tu yu tu! {{{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}}
Aww, dat iz adorabull!
Red, who iz nawt sew shur hur maded teh “nyse” liszt dis yeer.
Awwww, that is teh wondermous, BF! I can put on teh Cheeztown Cryer?
of korse! izza honor!
*runs awf frantiklee, trailing ribbunz an wif rapping paipurr stuk awn wun fut*
*runs after bf473, batting at ribbunz*
OOH! SHINEY ribbuns! *POWNS!!*
*runs bak fru teh uvver wai wif taip stuk awl ober an luukin fer teh skizzers an droppin awf a cayute puppeh bideo
SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Taht pupped bidde oh hadded teh kyoot elebbenty!! Ai jsut finnyshded mayleng owt teh Chanukkah kardz wif teh OOH! SHINEY!!, sparklolly dreidl stikkurz awn teh envelolpes tu sum klyentz … ai hazz stikkurz foar ennewun hoo wud lyk tehm. Teh Kissymowss kards R neggst …
o fankew bluesfan473, whut a trooly sooper kard!! whishin yu orl de besst tu!!
Wut a wunnerful card!!! An wut a gud fing Santa nawt check teh list free tiems…
FAanks for the card B473 . I hope I made the nice list I hope I hope..
happy holololydays to you too!
have sum mince pies!!!
Othx!!!!
iz wondermas!
Taht iz beautimous! Sew sweet!
Problolly ay gud fing teh beeg gui diddunt chek taht lyst tu cayrfully…
Him wuz delishus an nootrishus.
**Urp**
Whale, gud moarning red! **Boop!**
Ohai, ph.
I hazza layzee dis moarnin. Nawt been awayk berry lawng.
Ai hazza layzee tu, ai haz been awayk a lawng time, butt haz nawt dun nuffin. Nuffin butt eet, dat iz. We had teh huzbing’s Crissmiss partee lass nite, an ai hazza liddlol hungobur, anna liddlol leftoburs. Crabbee-stuffed steak, itz wutz furr brekkfust!
I nawt can has left-oburs. Need to go to groshuree stoar.
Mahm cawled, hur iz Krismiss shawpin. I sed, “has teh fun”, cuz I nawt goin!
My grinchee attitood, lemme show u it.
Ewwww, put it away!
Ai needz tu go tu groshuree stoar tu, but ai nawt hazza motabayted yet. Ai awlsew needz tu go Crissmiss shawpin, but ai nawt hazza motabayted nor teh munnies. My Mahm hazza mad at me, an hur nawt cawlin. Iz sorda peecfull, akshalee.
{{rhsb}} thots of the maul make us all grinchee! Has sum hot chawkilt and snuggle wif teh kittehs!
Group hug for rhsb {{{{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Dis kitteh vision dancing in my head will make my pleh Caturday werk mush bettar, yesh yesh
The littlol whyte pawsys, the bright happi eyes, pinky tung…skweee
Caturday werk, pleh. Ai gonna hab Sunny-day werk. Also pleh.
Meh tu. Pleh. Oh well, wii niids teh munnees, sew orf tu werk ai gose. Iz otay wunce ai getz tehre, ai liek mai jawb, juss teh crolling aot of bedz in teh darkz adn elebenty minnits dribe in a frozed car amz no fun.
I gets up and feeds mah boies and den dey washis ther fases an goes back to bed. I sez, “I has tu wurk to buy YOUR catfud. Yu cud at leest stay up an keeps me cumpanee till I’ze owt of teh howse!!” Pfeh.
Merry Catmas to all, and to all a good nite.
O noes! Liddol tynee bebbeh iz jus a splort waitin tu happens!
Avert your eyes!
Splort warnin eleventy-five!!
Tew layt!
***SPLORT!!!!***
(Crap.)
*thud*
oh noes! Don worrri!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with cranberri sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and puts headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif de ducky taep *
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Cobers wif a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob wassail*
donut lukkat dat kitteh no moar… fink of taxes… or credut cart debt…
Oh, fankee, TCW….dis wuz mah nawt-sekkund splort and resk yoo….and Ai wuz NAWT ekspekting it!
But dat bebbeh is sew kyoot….*grabsCHRGwifakwikness*
DO WANT!
*sigh*
*slurps wassail and noms teh donuts*
butz of courses the catz r stirin oderwiz tere wuldnt b not a cretur strin
Kitteh is watin’ fur teh crow
no wants mause
wants ice cream!
LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wotta kyootie pye!!!1! An iz Catmuss stokkin’ syze. Himz iz a purrfeck stokkin’ stufferz. Ai jus lurvs teh pinkie noze n mouf, an teh differnt collur taylez. Aifinkso himz swopped taylez wif anovver kitteh.