Kitteh roalz upz lyk a payr uv fuzzee, warmz sokseses … ai kan NAWT wayt tu goe tu hoam, putt awn mai warmz fuzzee sokseses, ADN has mai kitteh kurlify upz awn mai feetz! …. aaaaahz, teh WARMZ!!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Cfdixon1 an Gnome49 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy cakes, red velvit caeks, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht make raynbows wen tehy frizbee, wind-up raysing toy pengwins, kandee, an sparkly snoflaek stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
ofangyu, birfdae fairy!! *taiks a raysing penn-u-ginn, adn a peas uv fujy caek tu eet in teh kar awn teh wae hoam … butt (!!) nawt tu wurree – ai izz nawt drybin*
… SHMOOOOOOS!!
YAY! Ai getz tu goe hoam naow … fru teh poareng daoun rayn adn teh koald pleh. Butt (!!) ai wilz has teh warmz, fuzzee sokses foar mai freezifyed feets, adn ai wyl maik a hyooj mug o’ tee, adn snorgl wif mai kitteh adn goggie … adn maiB wif mai huzzbunneh awlsotu … *Blooshes behynd floofee pawses*
Comforabublol in anee posishion!
But doan trai tu unfoldify hims urseff. *rawr!! poyntee-ends!*
I iz sorees, but dat cannit pawsibly bees comforablol.
Discombobulaytid kitteh ams discombobulaytid
‘Cuse me, butt (!!) wair’s himz head? Confuzzlement, I haz it!
Talented kitten to roll up like taht
Yoar awn teh ryte trakk der (!!). Luuk closer unner teh bakk leg.
Um, oar nawt.
yoga kitteh – being yogish…
Kowch yoga. Teh beff kynd.
Yoga kitteh wunts sum frozen yogurt1!!1
Kitteh despruttly trys to hyd form fuglee cowch!
Adn ends up wiff hims hedd in hims butt.
Hmm, nawt shoor wich is wurs.
Havin (being) a ball………
iz a lol ball!
I had to work this Caturday, and found my Caturday anthem.
Onli fur Caturdai??
Kitteh has dreemin of bein baskitball aifinkso.
Kitteh roalz upz lyk a payr uv fuzzee, warmz sokseses … ai kan NAWT wayt tu goe tu hoam, putt awn mai warmz fuzzee sokseses, ADN has mai kitteh kurlify upz awn mai feetz! …. aaaaahz, teh WARMZ!!
Betterer den lektrik blankee. No lectriks rekwyrd.
Eben kums wiff vybraytin massajez! *purrrrrrr*
tahtz ryt – kitteh purr masheen runz awn teh gushifud!
armadillo kitteh?
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Cfdixon1 an Gnome49 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy cakes, red velvit caeks, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht make raynbows wen tehy frizbee, wind-up raysing toy pengwins, kandee, an sparkly snoflaek stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Purrrrfekt fur dis raynee day!
*frows frisbee, mayks pritee raynbo*
Fankeez, BF! And hippy hoppy birfday tu awl teh burfday peeps!
ofangyu, birfdae fairy!! *taiks a raysing penn-u-ginn, adn a peas uv fujy caek tu eet in teh kar awn teh wae hoam … butt (!!) nawt tu wurree – ai izz nawt drybin*
… SHMOOOOOOS!!
YAY! Ai getz tu goe hoam naow … fru teh poareng daoun rayn adn teh koald pleh. Butt (!!) ai wilz has teh warmz, fuzzee sokses foar mai freezifyed feets, adn ai wyl maik a hyooj mug o’ tee, adn snorgl wif mai kitteh adn goggie … adn maiB wif mai huzzbunneh awlsotu … *Blooshes behynd floofee pawses*
*hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOOS* tu wun adn awl!
Hoaps yu haz ay gud rest uv teh weekweekweekend!
Caturday Kitteh
goez n2 ‘Upsyde Downsee
Puddill Moad’ 4 Napz!
Caturday Kitteh
attakkdz Grayt Beeg Nom Nom Burd.
Tripptofann taykz hoaldz!!
Tripptofann Kitteh
amz daown 4 t3h Ten Cowntz wiff
hurz Purr Bawkz awn lowdz!!!
Jack.
Dis da berry truf!
Well, THIS isn’t right! Where’s that “Yoga For Dummies” book?
Hey, guys, watch this!
:anger: Dis twicw I poasted dis!!
Moo.
Is juss a silee kitteh. No needs tu has a kow.
At leest shi duzzent sownd horse.
haz she bean baaaad?
Duz yu finks shi iz feeline sheepish?
Dis luuks lyk teh posishun wii get in2 wen dere’s a tornaydo….”put ur hed between ur legz an kiss ur hiney gud-bai”!
We duz it fur urfkwayks. But we duz it unnerneaf teh kowch.
Oar teh desk. Oar whutebber is nearby ryte nao!!
In TTI, we puts ower hedd in a papur bag nawt sekund b4 gettin in dis purrzishun in a nooklear attakk!
Datz a grate ideya! Nawt ownly is ur iyz purrtektifyd frum gowing blinded, but ur brayns is sheeldid frum teh raydeayshuns!
Teh aktuel fings we wuz suppozd 2 do wuz berry neerlee az stoopie az dat!
I see pinkee padz, butt cannawt tell ifn iz toe padz oar paw padz.
**hed hurts frum tryin to figger owt witch fut iz witch**
Ai fink datz teh bakk fuut owt in frunt. *ow, mai hedd*
Bud isn’t dey awl paws adn toez? Kittehs has awl leggs.
Iz teh 2 hynd pawz 2 teh leff an wun four paw 2 teh rite! An teh tayl iz curld ober teh hedd bitwean teh eerz!
I diffurr-en-shee-ayt, by sayin dat teh frunt feets haz pawz an teh bak feetz haz toez.
imagine kitteh uncurling an yew will see which is being which ai tink.
well… cats are “foldable” hint hint
thatz awesomz!!i wats one!!!!plez?and a cheezburger 2 plez.:)
pretz-lol kitteh
win